nsrdude +2 -1
Does Ray not appreciate how much 50 grams of coke would cost?

straw +12 -0
From the ensuing conversation, I'm pretty sure he does

deimosrising +8 -0
On the other hand, all the cool kids are doing it

william +2 -0
How did we get from having AIDS to organ theft? These are not related. Also who would steal kidneys full of Hi-Five?

farqussus +11 -0
You are operating under the misapprehension that people who steal kidneys are concerned about their viral content.

centipede_damascus +2 -1
Silly Ray, you can't sell kidneys on eBay!

ssddr +54 -0
You could on ebay platinum reserve.

centipede_damascus +15 -0
Touche .

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zem +0 -0
ahaha

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waldo913 +14 -0
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tekende +4 -0
"it's illegal" :)

em2 +7 -0
Punishable by incredible death !

rubber_baron +2 -0
That is terrible.

cdl146 +3 -0
How did Todd's van get on top of the piano?

evolume +24 -0
dude. "Scree" dude. "Scree."

estutius +25 -0
Todd's driving is so terrble, he is able to do things that are physically impossible.

heccibiggs +0 -0
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cousinted +0 -0
Todd just has a really sweet van. It is like the Batmobile.

carten +0 -0
That van is frikkin' awesome.

philosophe +0 -0
What is Hi-Five? A rhythm and blues quartet?

adhesion +3 -0
Alt text: "High-Five = HIV"

philosophe +0 -0
Ahhhhhhh....

charchar +5 -2
HIV= H-Four.

snowman +0 -2
Huh?

charchar +0 -1
In Roman numerals IV makes four.

snowman +0 -2
Yeah, but it wasn't H-five, it was HI-five. The "I" is not part of the five.

Okay, this is a dumb argument.

charchar +0 -2
I know. I was trying to be clever. We cool, snowman?

snowman +0 -1
Yep. Tote.

donnatron +1 -1
That argument took up 5 seconds of my life that I will never get back. This comment took up approximately 10 more...

farqussus +3 -1
Also, a children's entertainment quintet. Of equal value to the world as HIV.

farqussus +0 -0
Who lamed me? Who defends Hi-Five

rowboat +5 -0
Maybe they were defending their HIV.

stuart +2 -0
If you take sizes into account, I'm really suspicious of the idea of fifty grams of anything fitting in that bag.

farqussus +8 -0
Coke is being cut with anti-matter to increase profit margins.

hypoluxa +0 -0
5 just for the fact that this reference is used.

zzzleepy +1 -0
todd is terrible

charchar +0 -0
The story of my life (hopefully).

iseedeadpixels +0 -0
Damn... this strips 4.1 because of me now. Why do I always got to bring things down...

random_shorts +0 -0
oh hell now

killingthejay +1 -0
that bag is way too tiny to be 50g.

fineoakstructure +2 -1
wait you think Todd knows good math?

He doesn't.

milkpants +0 -0
big bag o' dope delivery rates a 5

ndcaesar +1 -0
I'm mystified that the other 39 commentors have failed to acknowledge the subtle lean performed by Todd in the last panel. It adds so much

mangtastic +0 -1
Man, I need to start using Hi-Five as a euphemism for the HIV.

tonyhighwind +0 -0
I already have!

lahnnabell +0 -0
that's the course. it's all fun and games, then comes the HIV, then your organs go missing so that you can't even buy 'em back. this world, man...

poppechan +0 -0
Dumbass squirrels. No wonder my neighborhood has so much crime... All these oak trees.

swordsower +0 -0
Squirrels. Natures Terrorists.