knuckleheadbabylon
+18 -0
Phillipe kind of looks more like Abe Vigoda to me.
Phillipe kind of looks more like Abe Vigoda to me.
mustakrakesh
+1 -0
One hella chubby for this comment.
One hella chubby for this comment.
william
+9 -0
I like how gigantic the package is considering it only contains two adhesive strips of hair. Or maybe there are hundreds of Emeril eyebrows in there and Phillipe could put them on inanimate objects like in the googly eyes guest strip
I like how gigantic the package is considering it only contains two adhesive strips of hair. Or maybe there are hundreds of Emeril eyebrows in there and Phillipe could put them on inanimate objects like in the googly eyes guest strip
rotating-dog
+3 -0
Emeril's trademarked shit eating grin on the box makes this strip.
Emeril's trademarked shit eating grin on the box makes this strip.
rowboat
+1 -0
All "What? Ya wanna look like little ol' me ?"
All "What? Ya wanna look like little ol' me ?"
cousinted
+3 -1
Philippe looks Eye-Talian
Philippe looks Eye-Talian
godfatherofsouls
+0 -0
LOOK LIKE EMERIL
LOOK LIKE EMERIL
simon_wolf
+1 -0
Emeril jokes just haven't held up as well as you would expect.
Emeril jokes just haven't held up as well as you would expect.
sporkism
+0 -0
emeril has some pretty good sauce. and the eyebrows are quite formidable.
emeril has some pretty good sauce. and the eyebrows are quite formidable.
hypoluxa
+1 -0
I've got to agree with the alt text on this one.
I've got to agree with the alt text on this one.
bourbonsamurai
+0 -0
Heh, the final strip in my random journey through the archives. Ah, Achewood, inscrutable to the last.
Heh, the final strip in my random journey through the archives. Ah, Achewood, inscrutable to the last.
mirzabah
+6 -0
I think Philippe looks like a tiny, incongruously happy Brezhnev.
I think Philippe looks like a tiny, incongruously happy Brezhnev.
farqussus
+1 -2
I don't know who Emeril is, but the box picture makes him look like he lives in a wheelchair controlled by a tube into which he breathes.
I don't know who Emeril is, but the box picture makes him look like he lives in a wheelchair controlled by a tube into which he breathes.
charchar
+10 -0
somewhere there is an Emeril farm, where the Emerils are raised and then brutally slaughtered for their magnificent eyebrows.
somewhere there is an Emeril farm, where the Emerils are raised and then brutally slaughtered for their magnificent eyebrows.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
...and that's why the box is so big, you kinda have to tear the 'brows off the face inside**.
**scalpel not included.
...and that's why the box is so big, you kinda have to tear the 'brows off the face inside**.
**scalpel not included.
unsentletter
+0 -0
Where's the dude with the Fooly Cooly eyebrows icon?
It has similar impact...
Where's the dude with the Fooly Cooly eyebrows icon?
It has similar impact...
plasticthings
+0 -0
I always want to find this in the "as seen on TV" store
I always want to find this in the "as seen on TV" store
professorriffs
+0 -0
I was gonna give it a 4 but after reading the alt text I gotta go five. He's right, I just can't say that this is a bad idea.
I was gonna give it a 4 but after reading the alt text I gotta go five. He's right, I just can't say that this is a bad idea.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
Those are the creepiest god damn eyebrows an otter could wear.
Those are the creepiest god damn eyebrows an otter could wear.
ssddr
+0 -0
Emeril's body actually has a fantastic property in that any time a camera is pointed at him, he will make the smugest expression known to man, evidenced by this box.
Emeril's body actually has a fantastic property in that any time a camera is pointed at him, he will make the smugest expression known to man, evidenced by this box.
heccibiggs
+1 -0
Oh damn you're right.
Oh damn you're right.
genequagmire
+0 -0
That's a bad idea.
That's a bad idea.
echasketch
+0 -0
Ain't nothin lil' about that man. Know what I'm sayin? heh heh?
Ain't nothin lil' about that man. Know what I'm sayin? heh heh?
random_shorts
+0 -0
Instructions on box: Apply above THESE EYES.
Instructions on box: Apply above THESE EYES.
A comment left by deimosrising was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by stormypinkness, ActualTaunt, aquamuffin, nutmeg, Nictusempra)
A comment left by alejandroadam was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by stormypinkness, Badganjil, Teira, equinn2006, ActualTaunt, Nictusempra)
And if you watch too much, nothing will ever be funny again. You'll be a very bitter man.
I don't watch Emeril at all, I just found this one funny because, like...why would it be at all fun for Philippe to look like Emeril?