cuddlefish
+6 -1
beef wins, hands down.
beef wins, hands down.
agika
+5 -0
There is simply no better way to jump over a log: Roast Beef nailed it.
There is simply no better way to jump over a log: Roast Beef nailed it.
chaesar
+3 -2
I think someone commented about the use of dotted lines in this comic, when Beef eyes up the roosters ding-dong. Well here you are.
corpulent women
I think someone commented about the use of dotted lines in this comic, when Beef eyes up the roosters ding-dong. Well here you are.
corpulent women
tommycrashwreck
+3 -0
I think the comment in question was only about dashes used to indicate line of sight, which these are not.
I think the comment in question was only about dashes used to indicate line of sight, which these are not.
mira
+3 -0
if I'm not mistaken, the flesh will turn opaque
if I'm not mistaken, the flesh will turn opaque
epicurus
+46 -0
... and that's how you know you are developing a thing for corpulent women.
... and that's how you know you are developing a thing for corpulent women.
quantumcasaba
+5 -0
God, is that obvious!
God, is that obvious!
centipede_damascus
+0 -0
Man, love me some smoked salmon.
Man, love me some smoked salmon.
aki
+4 -1
And I love me some corpulent women, all corporeal bodies and such.
And I love me some corpulent women, all corporeal bodies and such.
lexsenthur
+1 -0
I don't think that means what you think it means.
I don't think that means what you think it means.
pastrami
+2 -0
Anybody want a peanut?
Anybody want a peanut?
connellingus
+3 -0
Ray's enthusiasm is great. That illustration of him jumping the log also graces the label of Rad Chilies hot sauce.
Ray's enthusiasm is great. That illustration of him jumping the log also graces the label of Rad Chilies hot sauce.
rapid_roy
+0 -0
I kinda knew what it meant but I looked it up anyway.
The execution in this strip is perfect.
I kinda knew what it meant but I looked it up anyway.
The execution in this strip is perfect.
hikikomori
+19 -1
Beef! You think you are developing a thing for corpulent women! How come?
Beef! You think you are developing a thing for corpulent women! How come?
philosophe
+12 -0
Salmon FRITTATA???
Salmon FRITTATA???
stopeatingmyeyes
+9 -0
you know I got no sense of eggs YOU KNOW I GOT NO SENSE OF EGGS
you know I got no sense of eggs YOU KNOW I GOT NO SENSE OF EGGS
varnish
+8 -0
You mean the eggs that I ... BONED?
Wait, no. I think I did that wrong.
You mean the eggs that I ... BONED?
Wait, no. I think I did that wrong.
greenkoolayd
+6 -0
[[clears throat]]
you mean the salmon that i... de BONED
[[clears throat]]
you mean the salmon that i... de BONED
dtuba
+0 -0
PACS
(Perfect Avatar Comment Synergy)
PACS
(Perfect Avatar Comment Synergy)
tttt
+1 -0
the problem inherent with Ray's plan is that in a subjective contest such as this one, there's no way to fairly decide a winner when the only judges are the two participants
Ray's lack of preparation does him in again
the problem inherent with Ray's plan is that in a subjective contest such as this one, there's no way to fairly decide a winner when the only judges are the two participants
Ray's lack of preparation does him in again
afronaut
+1 -0
MUCH Style
MUCH Style
epicurus
+1 -0
Panel 4 can be repackaged with minor alterations for use in your daily life in pretty much any situation.
Panel 4 can be repackaged with minor alterations for use in your daily life in pretty much any situation.
honesttom
+2 -0
Bonus points for doing that with panel 7.
Bonus points for doing that with panel 7.
relaxing
+3 -1
The alt text can be read as an answer to either of Ray's questions.
The alt text can be read as an answer to either of Ray's questions.
molesticide
+8 -0
here we see why ray is so confused about teodor's practicing of parkour, later on.
because obviously, ray is a free-runner.
here we see why ray is so confused about teodor's practicing of parkour, later on.
because obviously, ray is a free-runner.
asobi
+0 -0
no one will get this, but you deserve more chubbies for it.
no one will get this, but you deserve more chubbies for it.
thomgreenwood
+0 -0
Mad ups to Beef for using the word "corpulent".
Mad ups to Beef for using the word "corpulent".
mercuri0us
+0 -0
I love this strip. So brilliantly absurd. One of my favourites.
I love this strip. So brilliantly absurd. One of my favourites.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Beef has no chance against Ray.
Beef has no chance against Ray.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
What, I don't remember this
What, I don't remember this
rowboat
+0 -0
Happens to me all the time here. I take drugs.
Happens to me all the time here. I take drugs.
invidious
+0 -0
For cause or for cure?
For cause or for cure?
hateandwar
+8 -0
I wish more people could be like Beef and own up to having a thing for corpulent women. It's like doin' a pillow.
I wish more people could be like Beef and own up to having a thing for corpulent women. It's like doin' a pillow.
relaxing
+0 -0
i love giving chubbies to such questions as this.
i love giving chubbies to such questions as this.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
There was no question.
There was no question.
relaxing
+0 -0
That's true, uh... I don't know why I put it that way.
That's true, uh... I don't know why I put it that way.
soticoto
+0 -0
I like 'em.
After fuckin 'em, you can fall asleep on them.
Anywhere.
I like 'em.
After fuckin 'em, you can fall asleep on them.
Anywhere.
zapatos
+0 -0
i love how Onstad answers Ray's question.
i love how Onstad answers Ray's question.
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