overmedicated
+66 -2
This has actually worked for me. Seriously. Onstad, I am indebted to you fine sir.
This has actually worked for me. Seriously. Onstad, I am indebted to you fine sir.
nsrdude
+0 -0
I may try this myself.
I may try this myself.
windfish
+21 -0
I have tried this and it does not work.
I have tried this and it does not work.
hawaiian_robot
+1 -0
It really would depend on the lady and the overall situation/context
It really would depend on the lady and the overall situation/context
zapatos
+2 -0
Maybe you were not stern enough. It usually works for me, although I do less demanding and more frenching.
Maybe you were not stern enough. It usually works for me, although I do less demanding and more frenching.
mustakrakesh
+2 -0
I tried it once and I got kicked in the rad chilis
I tried it once and I got kicked in the rad chilis
zapatos
+1 -0
You just walk up to them and start frenching? Maybe you should stick to frenching potatos, into tastey fries.
You just walk up to them and start frenching? Maybe you should stick to frenching potatos, into tastey fries.
mustakrakesh
+0 -0
Indeed sir, indeed.
Indeed sir, indeed.
centipede_damascus
+0 -0
Seriously? That is amazing.
Seriously? That is amazing.
geysershitdick
+26 -0
This DID NOT work for me.
This DID NOT work for me.
spinynorman
+2 -0
Reality speaks.
Reality speaks.
bsidestarchild
+0 -0
Ray is cool and in control.
Ray is cool and in control.
rowboat
+5 -0
Ray has wicked sack goin' round there.
Ray has wicked sack goin' round there.
ghostd
+2 -0
Another epic last panel.
Another epic last panel.
jonmw
+2 -0
what the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood
what the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood
behka
+0 -0
one of my top three strips EVER.
one of my top three strips EVER.
chaesar
+10 -0
Is it ironic for a cat to have cat eye glasses, or just plain sense?
Is it ironic for a cat to have cat eye glasses, or just plain sense?
random_shorts
+3 -0
I believe that cats refer to them as just "eye glasses"
I believe that cats refer to them as just "eye glasses"
everything_is_a_hat
+0 -0
A comment left by everything_is_a_hat was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by katsura, Howard, mikejk305)
A comment left by everything_is_a_hat was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by katsura, Howard, mikejk305)
odei
+2 -0
I will try this next week. I will be twice as hilarious if it works.
I will try this next week. I will be twice as hilarious if it works.
zem
+8 -0
I'm guessing it didn't work
I'm guessing it didn't work
odei
+4 -0
I probably meant to type "it". Either that or I forgot maths, because double nothing is still nothing.
I probably meant to type "it". Either that or I forgot maths, because double nothing is still nothing.
hurry
+0 -0
I love how you replied to each other with 4 month gaps. So, did it work or not?
I love how you replied to each other with 4 month gaps. So, did it work or not?
kelsotimebomb
+1 -0
The world needs to know!
The world needs to know!
dovey
+6 -0
Dan! Get out here!
French us! Reply to our enquiries!
Dan! Get out here!
tekende
+1 -0
I'm glad I'm the only one in the office right now, because your typo and the ensuing discussion here is making me laugh and cry really hard.
I'm glad I'm the only one in the office right now, because your typo and the ensuing discussion here is making me laugh and cry really hard.
tinhand
+0 -0
Ray cuts through the baloney and demands that that woman just stop her shit and start frenching him. If only the world would work that way huh.
Also; Ray does not have a gut in this comic?
Ray cuts through the baloney and demands that that woman just stop her shit and start frenching him. If only the world would work that way huh.
Also; Ray does not have a gut in this comic?
le_chien_manquee
+7 -0
you just try demanding some french action from a chick who hates you without sucking in your gut. let us all know how you get on. amateur!
you just try demanding some french action from a chick who hates you without sucking in your gut. let us all know how you get on. amateur!
tripleg
+0 -0
perhaps he's sucking it in?
perhaps he's sucking it in?
tripleg
+1 -0
oh jeez, not only did someone already suggest that, but they beat me by a year . i hang my head in shame.
oh jeez, not only did someone already suggest that, but they beat me by a year . i hang my head in shame.
shoinan
+0 -0
Make sure your woman knows when she must French with you.
Make sure your woman knows when she must French with you.
tekende
+6 -0
She muft French you.
She muft French you.
overmedicated
+3 -0
Until she sizzles, I imagine. Metaphorically.
Until she sizzles, I imagine. Metaphorically.
tetrisattack
+0 -0
YOU SHOW HER RAY!
YOU SHOW HER RAY!
patkun
+0 -0
He's sucking his gut in, clearly. We all do in cases like this, I think.
He's sucking his gut in, clearly. We all do in cases like this, I think.
buttermoths
+0 -0
At least those of us brave enough to walk around in a thong and glasses and nothing else does.
At least those of us brave enough to walk around in a thong and glasses and nothing else does.
closefriend
+0 -0
Ray is out to remind us that the boyz-n-the-hood are always hard.
Ray is out to remind us that the boyz-n-the-hood are always hard.
audhumla
+1 -0
The perfect follow-up alt text to the comic preceding this one.
The perfect follow-up alt text to the comic preceding this one.
hypoluxa
+0 -1
I wish I had a wicked enough sack to order my girl to French me.
Damn, Ray.
I wish I had a wicked enough sack to order my girl to French me.
Damn, Ray.
lawbot
+0 -0
I actually intend to say that to my fiance the next time I see her.
I actually intend to say that to my fiance the next time I see her.
charchar
+3 -0
Maybe he's not yelling at the right woman. He is eyeless, after all.
Maybe he's not yelling at the right woman. He is eyeless, after all.
snowman
+0 -0
Man, I just legit LOL'ed at this strip. Amazing.
Man, I just legit LOL'ed at this strip. Amazing.
kelsotimebomb
+0 -0
RAY SMUCKLES: HE GETS THINGS DONE.
RAY SMUCKLES: HE GETS THINGS DONE.
chachibenji
+0 -0
Vlad should try this approach sometime, as the King of Makeouts which he claims to be.
Vlad should try this approach sometime, as the King of Makeouts which he claims to be.
pzukowski
+0 -0
That's a direct order, beeyatch!
That's a direct order, beeyatch!
wurlitzergirl
+2 -0
THE HAIR. THE GLASSES. OH MY GOD TINA LOOKS LIKE ME.
>^..^<
THE HAIR. THE GLASSES. OH MY GOD TINA LOOKS LIKE ME.
>^..^<
wonelove
+2 -0
Get out here!
French me!
Get out here!
French me!
lawbot
+0 -0
I have just been reminded that Let's French were a band in the DC area.
I have just been reminded that Let's French were a band in the DC area.
dusty
+2 -0
I must start a band called "get out here!" and contact them to go on tour together.
I must start a band called "get out here!" and contact them to go on tour together.
butta
+0 -0
I am giving this a 5 because this is how it should be DONE, Ray! Woo!
I am giving this a 5 because this is how it should be DONE, Ray! Woo!
jhunter
+0 -0
sheer class in a glass
sheer class in a glass
zapatos
+0 -0
Get out there Tina, you know you want it.
Get out there Tina, you know you want it.
mikeronomicon
+0 -1
No matter how bad Ray fucks up, you gotta love a guy who wears nothing but a thong and drinks martinis all day.
No matter how bad Ray fucks up, you gotta love a guy who wears nothing but a thong and drinks martinis all day.
Last panel makes me guffaw