kazad
+0 -0
A comment left by kazad was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Sakana, radarjammer, Doc_Rostov)
A comment left by kazad was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Sakana, radarjammer, Doc_Rostov)
godfatherofsouls
+3 -0
extremely fried
extremely fried
apocowarg
+4 -0
Pat is a fried dick.
Pat is a fried dick.
soticoto
+1 -0
Well who's ready for some roasted-up ding dong !
Well who's ready for some roasted-up ding dong !
snatch22
+0 -0
Would you really need the water on the floor?
Would you really need the water on the floor?
apocowarg
+5 -0
Better safe than sorry.
Better safe than sorry.
mikeronomicon
+1 -0
The water on the floor acts as the conductor that the electricity runs through. Otherwise it would be very hard to fry Pat's dick.
The water on the floor acts as the conductor that the electricity runs through. Otherwise it would be very hard to fry Pat's dick.
sakana
+38 -0
So if they successfully hooked up the battery to the toilet water, the current flows from there up the pee stream, into Pat, down onto the floor and into the puddle, which is in contact with the toilet pipe, which is metal, and connected to the ground.
Just guessing. Geez, I can't believe I spent the time to think about this.
So if they successfully hooked up the battery to the toilet water, the current flows from there up the pee stream, into Pat, down onto the floor and into the puddle, which is in contact with the toilet pipe, which is metal, and connected to the ground.
Just guessing. Geez, I can't believe I spent the time to think about this.
agika
+4 -0
It needed to be done, Sakana. My country and I owe you for doing it.
It needed to be done, Sakana. My country and I owe you for doing it.
puguglypress
+0 -0
Who must do the hard things? He who can.
Who must do the hard things? He who can.
closefriend
+1 -1
Well, with a name like sakana (and the fact that you've yet to change it to yakizakana), I'd expect you of all... posters... to know about water (and electrocution).
Well, with a name like sakana (and the fact that you've yet to change it to yakizakana), I'd expect you of all... posters... to know about water (and electrocution).
n00b
+2 -0
isn't it impossible to keep a current going along a piss stream? i thought it was a bunch of droplets and not homogeneous. was it mythbusters who put that little thought into my head? can't remember...
isn't it impossible to keep a current going along a piss stream? i thought it was a bunch of droplets and not homogeneous. was it mythbusters who put that little thought into my head? can't remember...
adjakz
+2 -0
yep, it was Mythbusters, they showed in slow motion it was impossible to have your dick electrocuted that way.
yep, it was Mythbusters, they showed in slow motion it was impossible to have your dick electrocuted that way.
mattylite
+5 -0
Ya, but that was human dick.
Ya, but that was human dick.
laserblade
+2 -0
Specifically, they showed that it is possible if you have a triple-wide urethra and hold your dick about three inches from the current source.
Specifically, they showed that it is possible if you have a triple-wide urethra and hold your dick about three inches from the current source.
boredom_man
+9 -0
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
omegatron
+0 -0
It's possible. Depends on whether it forms into droplets or remains as a continuous laminar flow.
https://www.cora.nwra.com/~werne/eos/images/laminar.jpg
https://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7461807350029539167
It's possible. Depends on whether it forms into droplets or remains as a continuous laminar flow.
https://www.cora.nwra.com/~werne/eos/images/laminar.jpg
https://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7461807350029539167
ssddr
+45 -0
What the hell is pat unzipping? He doesnt wear pants!
What the hell is pat unzipping? He doesnt wear pants!
agika
+1 -1
Shhhh, he does too! Shut up! :)
Shhhh, he does too! Shut up! :)
alejandroadam
+16 -0
remeber how in Ren and Stimpy. Ren used to rip his skin off, or un zip and take off his skin to go swiming or make some crazy statent or show off his tatoos. and he was basically a little balder, pinker animal with better muscle def underneither. it's like that.
remeber how in Ren and Stimpy. Ren used to rip his skin off, or un zip and take off his skin to go swiming or make some crazy statent or show off his tatoos. and he was basically a little balder, pinker animal with better muscle def underneither. it's like that.
rowboat
+2 -0
Enormous pectorals.
Enormous pectorals.
hoarday4
+0 -0
Dog shit.
Dog shit.
em2
+2 -0
...King Missile...
...King Missile...
blotto
+0 -0
If more people got this reference, there would be far more chubbies here.
If more people got this reference, there would be far more chubbies here.
rhymesforkids
+5 -0
And why was he waiting to use the bathroom when he was on a cordless phone?
And why was he waiting to use the bathroom when he was on a cordless phone?
riazm
+4 -0
the fear of having to talk whilst whizzing was overpowering.
the fear of having to talk whilst whizzing was overpowering.
paperboy_2000
+5 -0
Whizzing while on the radio call-in show. Talk about audiocasting...
Whizzing while on the radio call-in show. Talk about audiocasting...
aparrish
+6 -0
OH. HI. YEAH, IT HASN'T BEEN UP IN THREE DAYS.
OH. HI. YEAH, IT HASN'T BEEN UP IN THREE DAYS.
theloneliestmonkey
+25 -0
Only Pat has an extra chain lock on his bathroom door.
Only Pat has an extra chain lock on his bathroom door.
deancain29
+3 -0
Im glad Pat is in achewood - but I dislike him as a person
Im glad Pat is in achewood - but I dislike him as a person
nathanielperson
+0 -0
I wholeheartedly agree.
I wholeheartedly agree.
pa_ass_nts
+0 -0
That is why you are glad.
That is why you are glad.
iskander
+1 -0
I dislike him as a cat.
I dislike him as a cat.
darthemed
+6 -2
Truly, Pat does dance like he has ass in his theoretical pants.
Truly, Pat does dance like he has ass in his theoretical pants.
darthemed
+0 -0
A comment left by darthemed was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, divot, Thorfinn, Vondicus, sex_bicycle, n00b, rowboat, unkle_bob, equinn2006, aquamuffin, BillyLK, CanusDivinus, earendil, nutmeg, Wulvaine, toughasnails001, Mastronaut)
A comment left by darthemed was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, divot, Thorfinn, Vondicus, sex_bicycle, n00b, rowboat, unkle_bob, equinn2006, aquamuffin, BillyLK, CanusDivinus, earendil, nutmeg, Wulvaine, toughasnails001, Mastronaut)
darthemed
+0 -0
A comment left by darthemed was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, divot, Thorfinn, Vondicus, sex_bicycle, n00b, rowboat, unkle_bob, equinn2006, aquamuffin, BillyLK, CanusDivinus, earendil, nutmeg, Wulvaine, toughasnails001, Mastronaut)
A comment left by darthemed was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, divot, Thorfinn, Vondicus, sex_bicycle, n00b, rowboat, unkle_bob, equinn2006, aquamuffin, BillyLK, CanusDivinus, earendil, nutmeg, Wulvaine, toughasnails001, Mastronaut)
darthemed
+0 -0
A comment left by darthemed was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, divot, Thorfinn, Vondicus, sex_bicycle, n00b, rowboat, unkle_bob, equinn2006, aquamuffin, BillyLK, CanusDivinus, earendil, nutmeg, Wulvaine, toughasnails001, Mastronaut)
A comment left by darthemed was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, divot, Thorfinn, Vondicus, sex_bicycle, n00b, rowboat, unkle_bob, equinn2006, aquamuffin, BillyLK, CanusDivinus, earendil, nutmeg, Wulvaine, toughasnails001, Mastronaut)
deusoma
+0 -0
I find it interesting that each of these blank posts has (right now, anyway) exactly 13 lames. If I cared more, I might check to see whether the same 13 people wasted a lame on each of them.
I find it interesting that each of these blank posts has (right now, anyway) exactly 13 lames. If I cared more, I might check to see whether the same 13 people wasted a lame on each of them.
woodenteeth
+1 -0
Don't ask questions. They are the 13 Lamieres. Hunting down blank posts, doing God's work.
... their work is kinda inconsistent.
Don't ask questions. They are the 13 Lamieres. Hunting down blank posts, doing God's work.
... their work is kinda inconsistent.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
i refer to them as "The Lame Train"
i refer to them as "The Lame Train"
dissembly
+0 -0
Oh my god, now they are each exactly 16 lames. Subsequent lame-ers are keeping the dream alive!
I don't know how they do it. I can't figure out how assetbar tells you how many lames you have left. Surely someone would slip up...
Oh my god, now they are each exactly 16 lames. Subsequent lame-ers are keeping the dream alive!
I don't know how they do it. I can't figure out how assetbar tells you how many lames you have left. Surely someone would slip up...
radarjammer
+0 -0
I wish i could mark you as spam. Just sayin'
I wish i could mark you as spam. Just sayin'
darthemed
+16 -1
And apparently my Firefox malfunctioned while posting that comment.
And apparently my Firefox malfunctioned while posting that comment.
bixschmix
+0 -0
At least it ain't IE...
At least it ain't IE...
drycup
+3 -0
Pat is an [electrocuted] dick.
Pat is an [electrocuted] dick.
swatson
+0 -0
I can't believe Philippe whent threw with it!
I can't believe Philippe whent threw with it!
swatson
+0 -0
THROUGH
THROUGH
professorhazard
+16 -0
WENT
WENT
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
is so lol
is so lol
dybrar
+0 -0
Is funniest song, played on most hilarious slide whistle.
Is funniest song, played on most hilarious slide whistle.
drago25
+0 -0
Lovin Pat's little electric dance.
Lovin Pat's little electric dance.
canusdivinus
+0 -0
Hate to say it, but urine doesn't go in a solid enough stream to form an electrical circuit. You can't see it, but it's more a collection of droplets.
Hate to say it, but urine doesn't go in a solid enough stream to form an electrical circuit. You can't see it, but it's more a collection of droplets.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
If there is a strong enough source of electricity it will arc from drop to drop. It doesn't need to be a solid stream. I dare you to pee on an electric fence. It will prove this to be true.
If there is a strong enough source of electricity it will arc from drop to drop. It doesn't need to be a solid stream. I dare you to pee on an electric fence. It will prove this to be true.
idsyen
+2 -0
This is the only time I've rated a strip a 5 purely out of schadenfreude for a fictional character. Fuck you, Pat. You deserve what you get.
This is the only time I've rated a strip a 5 purely out of schadenfreude for a fictional character. Fuck you, Pat. You deserve what you get.
tekende
+3 -0
The KPMA Question of the Day that day was actually about citizens' opinions on a new road work project near a bank.
The KPMA Question of the Day that day was actually about citizens' opinions on a new road work project near a bank.
lonestar52
+0 -0
Dance, Dance!
Dance, Dance!
paperboy_2000
+1 -0
Crackling crank dance!
Crackling crank dance!
Crackling crank dance!
Crackling crank dance!
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
I am a horrible person for laughing this hard at penis violence. But I love it so.
I am a horrible person for laughing this hard at penis violence. But I love it so.
hendetta
+10 -0
On the search page for this comic, the script is a little different.
[[Pat is on the phone with a radio show.]] /
Pat: Hello I was wondering as to the price of a big old vagina?
[[Pat is running through his house.]] /
Pat: [[Thinking]] Never do they answer my questions with anything relevent /
[[In bathroom]] / Pat: Oh yeah, can't wait to piss onto this toaster
Pat: [[Thinking]] yummmmmmm-yyyyy / <> / <> /
Pat: [[Thinking]] whoo boy
On the search page for this comic, the script is a little different.
[[Pat is on the phone with a radio show.]] /
Pat: Hello I was wondering as to the price of a big old vagina?
[[Pat is running through his house.]] /
Pat: [[Thinking]] Never do they answer my questions with anything relevent /
[[In bathroom]] / Pat: Oh yeah, can't wait to piss onto this toaster
Pat: [[Thinking]] yummmmmmm-yyyyy / <
Pat: [[Thinking]] whoo boy
riazm
+0 -0
Someone has rectified it I think but thank you for preserving this for eternity.
Someone has rectified it I think but thank you for preserving this for eternity.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Wait this was true ?
Wait this was true ?
lucobrazzi88
+1 -0
no way barbers should make THAT much money, i mean they won't even pull teeth or perform a simple blood letting. Jeeeze
no way barbers should make THAT much money, i mean they won't even pull teeth or perform a simple blood letting. Jeeeze
atypicaloracle
+0 -0
Hooray for Pat's suffering! I wish I could set my feelings on this strip to "Extremely Pro."
Hooray for Pat's suffering! I wish I could set my feelings on this strip to "Extremely Pro."
dcofosho224
+0 -0
KPMA? what is that? i searched it and the main thing that came up is kentuky petroleum marketers association, which i dont think was what our fine storyteller intended.
KPMA? what is that? i searched it and the main thing that came up is kentuky petroleum marketers association, which i dont think was what our fine storyteller intended.
johnnybaverage
+0 -0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_letters
KPMA is an imaginary radio station.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_letters
KPMA is an imaginary radio station.
This was the first evidence of Pat's Barberphobia. One of my favourite running gags.
It is certainly the funniest and most pure of the Pat Barberophobia gags. He has stayed on hold for a long time to say it.
Neat Word Alert: Tonsurphobia ( n. )- an irrational fear of haircuts.
Pat is one of my favorite running gags.
Rod Huggins is one of his favorite gagging runs.