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Nice Pete Figures Ray Out Thursday, April 17, 2003 • read strip Viewing 44 comments:

A comment left by snatch22 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Obarskyr, Michaelangelho, magicbacon)

Now I can hear it too, and it's awesome. I'd give this a chubby if the rating system wasn't disabled due to all the assholery going on.

that deserved to reach the 100 chubby mark

I want to know who gave it lames

Whose heart is so black

Obarskyr, Michaelangelho, magicbacon - three sock-puppets, by the look of it.

No comments by any of them; probably all sub-assholes of a single asshole.

Ray is one smooth operator.

Chubbied for avatar.

A comment left by sweetlips was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Jar, Kennisiou, Rachelskirts, theplaidknight)

Ignored for avatar.

Two chubbies for your avatar.

I made an honest mannish out of you.

one of me favs.

Pretty easy to get into, though.

A comment left by saint was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Jesler729, ginuwinejewel, HeyMan, unquotable, Darthemed)

I think we owe EACH OTHER apologies.

When is Pat going to lose it and shoot someone again... i feel like it's time.

I am all about the last two panels. Easily a solid 4 rating.

Whenever I watch movies like nine queens or heist I feel like this is how one side of the plot should always go down. No one is that clever.

Word. But then the movie would probably end in 20 minutes when a scam/heist runs perfectly.

minimalist theater. maybe then they would show a trilogy of movies featuring the same situation. like..movie one is the planning before the heist..number two is the actual gig and three is the daring escape/getaway. or maybe just a movie told in three parts.

No.

oh wait i forgot. it's called Kill Bill.

aha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

no.

aren't the others noticing Ray and Nice Pete being all contemplative?

Can you feel the intense silence as they all mull at each other?

Not pictured: Pat quivering in rage over some remembered vegan jackassery.

Ray looks cool and collected even when there's crickets chirping in his head.

I like to think it's just a looped video of a cartoon cow playing the tuba. Badly.

Nice Pete got out of prison by fabricating a ladder out of used condom packages. Then he jumped the wall.

best two consecutive strips in achewood chronology, there i said it

That's bold. Off the top of my head, I'd have to go with "Ray gets sort of stoned"/"Ray is high under the table."

It must be almost depressing to feel that there hasn't been a pair of strips better than these in four damn years. I'm with rowboat on this one though.

Nice Pete cuts off a finger on the internet/ Nice Pete as the Death Sound mutilates himself in front of Little Nephew and his goth friends

after reading this arc twice, i still don't understand this one. how does ray not realize that he slipped them some lockpicks?

Answer: It was Vlad. Check the next strip

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oh, thanks. i glanced, and hadn't realized that strip was connected to this one.

you have been lamed for not Paying Attention.

Would have been a five if not for being a mite too conventional for the average Achewood.

Ray is not the brains. Ray is the BONE.

*muscle.

The muscle is his penis.

The penis is his hammer?

Do you know what this means?
All Havana Ovals have lockpicks built in them.

I don't understand how every single achewood comic is twice as funny if you just read the right panel out loud when you're done. (usually the last)

Ray is so smooth he's even pretending in his mind .