heycraponthis
+42 -1
Rude titties is part of my vocabulary now and I am a better man because of it.
Rude titties is part of my vocabulary now and I am a better man because of it.
magnumt
+0 -1
Same here, same here.
Same here, same here.
zefiel
+5 -2
Mine too, but i Don't have an avatar as awesome as your Farfetch'd one. I am no better man than you.
Mine too, but i Don't have an avatar as awesome as your Farfetch'd one. I am no better man than you.
johnnyrocker
+4 -0
Man why does that bird have a leek. why does the bird have a leek
Man why does that bird have a leek. why does the bird have a leek
dr_strangeglove
+25 -0
seems a little far-fetched, don't you think?
seems a little far-fetched, don't you think?
genequagmire
+0 -2
I C what u did der.
I C what u did der.
gouldgonewild
+0 -0
he wants to be the very best.
he wants to be the very best.
carlyle
+0 -0
I like to ask, WYNAUT?
I like to ask, WYNAUT?
gouldgonewild
+3 -0
RUDE-TITTIED GIRLS,
YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN WORLD GO ROUND
RUDE-TITTIED GIRLS,
YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN WORLD GO ROUND
cheeks_jd
+0 -0
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klaus
+3 -1
Yup. Rude Titties has also entered into my vocab. Achewood I think is somehow related to about 25% of the things I say.
Yup. Rude Titties has also entered into my vocab. Achewood I think is somehow related to about 25% of the things I say.
fuckyoufriday
+0 -0
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A comment left by fuckyoufriday was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by tttt, rowboat, LuckyG, Darthemed)
diggidy
+2 -0
How rude exactly are we talkin' about here?
How rude exactly are we talkin' about here?
farqussus
+8 -0
They will come to your house for dinner and insult your mother, and not even offer to do the dishes!
They will come to your house for dinner and insult your mother, and not even offer to do the dishes!
cbtbone
+0 -0
The RUDEST!
The RUDEST!
catachresis
+4 -0
This strip demonstrates the basic male need for rude titties
You can't run from them
This strip demonstrates the basic male need for rude titties
You can't run from them
sdskyle
+0 -0
Who would want to?
Who would want to?
davidbowie
+1 -0
Roast Beef knows what he needs.
Roast Beef knows what he needs.
jamers
+2 -0
Behold the drawing power of rude titties.
Behold the drawing power of rude titties.
xud
+9 -0
You can tell by his face in panel three that he is serious about how rude the titties are.
You can tell by his face in panel three that he is serious about how rude the titties are.
songbirdspectre
+4 -0
they are *so* rude.
they are *so* rude.
epicurus
+5 -0
It is so weird that this was the thing that worked.
It is so weird that this was the thing that worked.
retardo
+9 -2
Oh man, I just re-read this arch while listening to David Bowie "Life on Mars" & "Space Oddity" It's a perfect soundtrack.
If going to the moon isn't the perfect metaphor for having depression I don't know what is.
I read an interview with Chris just yesterday where he talked about all the characters and how many of them are aspects of his own personality. I love Achewood for it's sadness, but I sure hope Chris isn't this sad.
Don't be sad Chris! Your fans love you no matter what!
Oh man, I just re-read this arch while listening to David Bowie "Life on Mars" & "Space Oddity" It's a perfect soundtrack.
If going to the moon isn't the perfect metaphor for having depression I don't know what is.
I read an interview with Chris just yesterday where he talked about all the characters and how many of them are aspects of his own personality. I love Achewood for it's sadness, but I sure hope Chris isn't this sad.
Don't be sad Chris! Your fans love you no matter what!
circadin
+30 -0
You are rad Chris! You... are... rad!
You are rad Chris! You... are... rad!
pitseleh
+6 -0
Everyone wants to run away to the moon...Until they realize there are no rude titties on the moon.
Everyone wants to run away to the moon...Until they realize there are no rude titties on the moon.
tekende
+8 -0
That we know of.
That we know of.
baryonyx
+2 -0
Yet.
Yet.
lux
+2 -0
The man on the moon is actually an extremely rude-titted lady.
The man on the moon is actually an extremely rude-titted lady.
donnatron
+0 -0
That was why I left...
That was why I left...
goosey
+5 -1
Ray's enthusiasm about the titties is false. Ray is an ass man. Roast Beef knows this but nevertheless wants it to be true.
Ray's enthusiasm about the titties is false. Ray is an ass man. Roast Beef knows this but nevertheless wants it to be true.
turnabout
+3 -0
One giant leap for breast-mankind.
One giant leap for breast-mankind.
dougthehead
+4 -0
Time and time again, potentially great men turn from the pursuits that would cement their reputations, lured by the promise of rude titties.
Time and time again, potentially great men turn from the pursuits that would cement their reputations, lured by the promise of rude titties.
honesttom
+4 -1
Yep, Neil Armstrong was originally going to fly on to Mars, maybe Jupiter. But those titties... those rude titties...
Yep, Neil Armstrong was originally going to fly on to Mars, maybe Jupiter. But those titties... those rude titties...
f1shst1ck
+0 -0
All the build up and all Roast Beef needed to come home for was a lady
All the build up and all Roast Beef needed to come home for was a lady
godfatherofsouls
+0 -1
A ruuude tittied lady
A ruuude tittied lady
foxtrotamend
+0 -0
All it took for Roast Beef to return was Ruuude Titties?
All it took for Roast Beef to return was Ruuude Titties?
tronwell
+0 -0
the RUDEST titties, there is hell of difference.
the RUDEST titties, there is hell of difference.
qeramah
+2 -0
I bet Buzz Aldrin was all, "Oh man I cannot wait for the rudest titties when I get back."
I bet Buzz Aldrin was all, "Oh man I cannot wait for the rudest titties when I get back."
m-e-charm
+1 -0
Note the little footsteps. Beef only walked a tiny circle before going back inside all the time.
Note the little footsteps. Beef only walked a tiny circle before going back inside all the time.
crumpetsandtea
+1 -0
dang. my titties are probably pretty polite :(
dang. my titties are probably pretty polite :(
mercuri0us
+0 -0
I bet they are pretty rude. Just not... the rudest.
I bet they are pretty rude. Just not... the rudest.
crumpetsandtea
+2 -0
aw, thank you for having faith in my titties
aw, thank you for having faith in my titties
mercuri0us
+0 -0
you're welcome
you're welcome
blahhhhhhh
+0 -1
lrosetw8
+0 -0
The alt text said curry-wurst and my toes involuntarily curled with pleasure. That is a damn fine food to eat.
The alt text said curry-wurst and my toes involuntarily curled with pleasure. That is a damn fine food to eat.
jthm_guitarist
+0 -0
Roast Beef prefers rude titties over a model train set.
Roast Beef prefers rude titties over a model train set.
invidious
+0 -0
All that proves is that he's reached puberty.
All that proves is that he's reached puberty.
mnemodomi
+1 -0
i like that the alt is just 'curry-wurst' because this kid in my german talks about it like it is also the rudest.
the rudest wurst, the tightest trousers.
i like that the alt is just 'curry-wurst' because this kid in my german talks about it like it is also the rudest.
the rudest wurst, the tightest trousers.
lrosetw8
+0 -0
It truly IS the rudest, my friend. I've eaten it twice this week because I found Chili Curry Ketchup at my local Europe store.
It truly IS the rudest, my friend. I've eaten it twice this week because I found Chili Curry Ketchup at my local Europe store.
clintisiceman
+0 -1
I just realized that the overlay thingy in panel 2 is shaped vaguely like an erect dick. If that is intentional, it is an awesome way to imply Beef's arousal.
I just realized that the overlay thingy in panel 2 is shaped vaguely like an erect dick. If that is intentional, it is an awesome way to imply Beef's arousal.
troy_convers
+1 -0
I think the whole 'launching rocket' thing is totally symbolic of Beef's frame of mind right then.
I think the whole 'launching rocket' thing is totally symbolic of Beef's frame of mind right then.
clintisiceman
+0 -0
I realize now that that shape of bubble is something Onstad does (or did) regularly, and that I am completely wrong and a low-minded individual.
My assetbar theme for this week is going through older comments and admitting to being wrong and/or a dick when I feel that to be the case.
I realize now that that shape of bubble is something Onstad does (or did) regularly, and that I am completely wrong and a low-minded individual.
My assetbar theme for this week is going through older comments and admitting to being wrong and/or a dick when I feel that to be the case.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
I want to know what exactly makes them titties so rude? Do they spit at you? Or are they full of cusses?
I want to know what exactly makes them titties so rude? Do they spit at you? Or are they full of cusses?
arella_dawn
+0 -0
better be some good tits :)
better be some good tits :)
genequagmire
+0 -1
This is well and truly epic.
This is well and truly epic.
dasilodavi
+0 -0
"Roast Beef! Get down here! This storyline is hella ridiculous with you all in space!"
"well uh Ray how ridiculous are we talkin here?"
"The most ridiculous! MAXIMUM ridiculous!"
"daaamn"
"Roast Beef! Get down here! This storyline is hella ridiculous with you all in space!"
"well uh Ray how ridiculous are we talkin here?"
"The most ridiculous! MAXIMUM ridiculous!"
"daaamn"
This one right here, I want to paint this onto the side of a skyscraper.