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Cancelling the joint company Tuesday, April 12, 2005 • read strip Viewing 37 comments:

lyle has wicked technique on the can. probably from all those man-douches .

I actually fail to see much correlation between squatting your nuts into a bowl of vinegar and shitting with "technique". I imagine the latter as being for more... complicated.

Exactly!

japanese people are bad at typing?

keke (^_^)b

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I do not want to know about Lyle's technique.

Haha! Lyle caught him there with that webcam bit

Lyle was channeling Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski.

They're going to kill that poor woman!

I can get you a toe.

Lyle is the voice of common sense.

Someone was once telling an anecdote about window cleaners saw them "on the can" (long story) and I thought I'd throw this little "Can watch me all they want, I got technique" line in.

Do not do this unless you want people to think that you like it when window cleaners watch you shit.

I've had one too many experiences with window cleaners being at my mom's house when I was in various uncomfortable situations.

Yeah quoting Lyle is probably a bad idea in general in polite company.

(that's not what I think at all)
No, I---

(he's got it all wrong)
no, man!

(he can't be thinking about what I'm thinking he's thinking about)
No!

(oh crap he is)
Jesus, Lyle!

Lyle looks genuinely worried in panel 8.

toilet cams are cause for concern...when you want to be filmed. ...?

Actually, I always thought he was being a wise-ass, but with a faux sincerity, as opposed to blatant sarcasm...which gets Ray a little peeved, as it often does (since he normally falls for it for about 2 seconds). Beef and Teodor seem do this with Ray, as well.

Well I always thought he was surprised that Ray thought that it'd come to toilet cams, like he had more information that he wasn't revealing.

"What, asshole?"

lyle is in no position to criticise anybodys typing skills.

but wait... check out his soberly typed Harry Potter Fan Fiction! I still submit that Lyle is a genius alcoholic writer riding the rough end fraction of his career.

Lyle has a cool head about this whole situation.

Lyle is the kind of man who will work on office machinery with an automotive wrench.

Little Known Fact #173: The only tool needed to convert a letter-folder into a joint-roller is a common household wrench.

Today's Blogs

Roast Beef: I had to go to the mall for a while

This one is a favorite.

All of those made me shudder.

Each vertical set of panels showcases the same character or characters in this strip (the 1st panel being the set-up):

1st vertical set of panels - Ray.

Second vertical set - Lyle.

Third vertical set - Ray.

Fourth set - Both.

I thought it was a neat visual effect anyway.

chubby for being more observant than i.

Holy shit

Exactly.

Take note Assetbarrians, this is the kind of minutae that is actually kinda interesting to point out.

Raymond almost had it.

Ray is defenitely not afraid of any rival drug-dealers right now!

Lets face it- Ray is hella grasping at straws here.