centipede_damascus
+1 -0
"Mendelson" is a good name.
"Mendelson" is a good name.
invidious
+10 -0
"Mendelssohn" is an even better one.
"Mendelssohn" is an even better one.
dirtyantaeus
+56 -1
I'm sure out of the 33 at least one is defective and able to ejaculate.
I'm sure out of the 33 at least one is defective and able to ejaculate.
pa_ass_nts
+3 -0
Probability demands it.
Probability demands it.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
A comment left by i_love_kate was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by HassanOLeary, rowboat, idsyen, pquinn87, M-E-Charm, Dallovich)
A comment left by i_love_kate was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by HassanOLeary, rowboat, idsyen, pquinn87, M-E-Charm, Dallovich)
ashoykh
+2 -0
i read that as 'probably demands it' - which I'm sure is true.
i read that as 'probably demands it' - which I'm sure is true.
ford
+3 -0
Out of exactly 33 responses, you have one lame. Good job.
Out of exactly 33 responses, you have one lame. Good job.
soticoto
+0 -0
Evolution in action.
Evolution in action.
chaesar
+17 -0
34 million albums...Ray owes Beef a big thanks for getting him a percentage over just a flat fee on his contract.
34 million albums...Ray owes Beef a big thanks for getting him a percentage over just a flat fee on his contract.
mustakrakesh
+0 -0
It leads one to ask, how much ass can you have in your pants?
It leads one to ask, how much ass can you have in your pants?
zapatos
+0 -0
that depends on how much you can dance.
that depends on how much you can dance.
greenkoolayd
+0 -1
what size are these pants?
what size are these pants?
stuart
+3 -0
They only need to think of 33 new names because you KNOW #1 is Ray Jr.
They only need to think of 33 new names because you KNOW #1 is Ray Jr.
godfatherofsouls
+0 -0
My grandfather, Joe, has a little yappy pomeranian by the name of Little Joe. a dynamic duo to say the least.
My grandfather, Joe, has a little yappy pomeranian by the name of Little Joe. a dynamic duo to say the least.
ashoykh
+5 -0
The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
The Dude: Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
The Dude: Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
tekende
+1 -0
This is a fucking show dog with fucking papers, Dude.
This is a fucking show dog with fucking papers, Dude.
dovey
+7 -0
The first one is named Rutherford. The one he's already got. He received 33 new AIBOS, in addition to the one he already had.
The first one is named Rutherford. The one he's already got. He received 33 new AIBOS, in addition to the one he already had.
salo
+0 -0
Half a chubby for the friendly and informative correction of above poster, and the remaining piece of chubby for Joseph Ducreux!
Half a chubby for the friendly and informative correction of above poster, and the remaining piece of chubby for Joseph Ducreux!
selbencoirlo
+5 -0
what do you think a man is going to do with half a chubby? you and king solomon was into some twisted shit
what do you think a man is going to do with half a chubby? you and king solomon was into some twisted shit
salo
+5 -0
If you two can't get along, I'LL JUST SPLIT THE CHUBBY IN HALF.
If you two can't get along, I'LL JUST SPLIT THE CHUBBY IN HALF.
deusoma
+19 -0
No! Give him the chubby, just don't hurt it!
No! Give him the chubby, just don't hurt it!
salo
+2 -0
A chubby for you.
A chubby for you.
heccibiggs
+1 -0
And for you.
And for you.
valorgigo
+1 -0
And for you.
And for you.
mattylite
+1 -0
Peace be with you. And also with you.
Peace be with you. And also with you.
madnes
+1 -0
NO CHUBBY FOR YOU!
NO CHUBBY FOR YOU!
hurry
+2 -0
Chubby for the missing chubby.
Chubby for the missing chubby.
tibcoolbreeze
+1 -0
Chubby for such a bold chubby.
Chubby for such a bold chubby.
atlanticcity
+1 -0
Peace be with you, and an extra piece for you
Peace be with you, and an extra piece for you
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
and an extra piece for you, pretty lady! [[lecherous grin]]
and an extra piece for you, pretty lady! [[lecherous grin]]
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
ugh. i didnt read all the way down. apparently someone else posted this comment, and in less creepy way, as well. talk about lame...
ugh. i didnt read all the way down. apparently someone else posted this comment, and in less creepy way, as well. talk about lame...
stuart
+0 -0
I chubbied this when it got posted. I think I made that comment reading the strips out of order.
I chubbied this when it got posted. I think I made that comment reading the strips out of order.
lamewad
+0 -0
Sony has to do something with all those AIBOS.
Sony has to do something with all those AIBOS.
mastronaut
+1 -1
aint as if any one is buying them or antything.
aint as if any one is buying them or antything.
mastronaut
+3 -0
also, "antythings" are apparently things that ants like.
also, "antythings" are apparently things that ants like.
lamewad
+0 -2
I can't tell if there was any sarcasm in your comment, so in turn I can't tell if you're agreeing with me or not.
If you were disagreeing:
That was my point... that no one is buying them.
Do you know anyone who owns an AIBO?
If you were agreeing:
Ignore the above completely.
I can't tell if there was any sarcasm in your comment, so in turn I can't tell if you're agreeing with me or not.
If you were disagreeing:
That was my point... that no one is buying them.
Do you know anyone who owns an AIBO?
If you were agreeing:
Ignore the above completely.
mastronaut
+0 -0
ignored.
ignored.
stuart
+0 -0
I think they'd sort of need to have not stopped producing them due to lack of demand for someone to think people were buying them
I think they'd sort of need to have not stopped producing them due to lack of demand for someone to think people were buying them
bixschmix
+0 -0
My alma mater participates in a robot soccer league that involves programming AIBO dogs to play against each other. Nerds love those things.
My alma mater participates in a robot soccer league that involves programming AIBO dogs to play against each other. Nerds love those things.
spinynorman
+1 -0
That is pretty goddamn sweet.
...wait, how do they stop all the players from periodically sitting and yapping for about 20 seconds?
That is pretty goddamn sweet.
...wait, how do they stop all the players from periodically sitting and yapping for about 20 seconds?
donnatron
+2 -0
At least they DON'T face the problem of players ejaculating.
At least they DON'T face the problem of players ejaculating.
skoora
+2 -0
What's funny is that Pat left. He doesn't have time for these ridiculous AIBOs!
What's funny is that Pat left. He doesn't have time for these ridiculous AIBOs!
hateandwar
+0 -0
Dr. Kisses
Dr. Kisses
charchar
+0 -2
-Sweyn
-Elgar
-Voltaire
-Sputnik
-Senor Saguaro
-Tickley
-Egghead
-Sleepy
-Dopey
-errrrm, Free Money?
-Sweyn
-Elgar
-Voltaire
-Sputnik
-Senor Saguaro
-Tickley
-Egghead
-Sleepy
-Dopey
-errrrm, Free Money?
dtuba
+0 -0
Viktor Cutchercokov
Viktor Cutchercokov
redmange
+2 -0
I would name my AIBO Lass Sassafrass.
I would name my AIBO Lass Sassafrass.
invidious
+3 -0
Bob Loblaw
Ramrod Vaginamite
Bob Loblaw
Ramrod Vaginamite
jamb23
+0 -0
You, sir, are a mouthful!
You, sir, are a mouthful!
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
Now I bet he's glad about the lack of robojaculate.
Now I bet he's glad about the lack of robojaculate.
hassanoleary
+0 -0
Ray's album sold 34 million copies.
Then he won the GOF.
Why isn't Prime Time Records a huge. huge deal?
Ray's album sold 34 million copies.
Then he won the GOF.
Why isn't Prime Time Records a huge. huge deal?
hateandwar
+0 -0
Ray signs crappy talent like Heartbeatz the rapping dog or guys like Anu$$$$ and the Sexual Homeboys.
Ray signs crappy talent like Heartbeatz the rapping dog or guys like Anu$$$$ and the Sexual Homeboys.
dybrar
+0 -0
Love Rutherford's little ! when all his fellows arrive.
Love Rutherford's little ! when all his fellows arrive.
jamb23
+0 -0
This has a wonderful 101 Dalmatians feel going on here. Also, would you honestly trust Pat to come up with names for your pet?
This has a wonderful 101 Dalmatians feel going on here. Also, would you honestly trust Pat to come up with names for your pet?
i want that many AIBOs. you could start a fotball league with that many AIBOs.
Is it sad that my alma mater actually has an AIBO soccer team? Please submit your answers in C or binary form.
I am extra lame. It sucks to read back through the comments and realize you're a loser that posted basically the same thing already back in the day.
That is pretty funny.
Have you heard about the university that has soccer-playing AIBOs?
Nope.
Oh.
Your loss.
There was something about that comment that tickled me.
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