centipede_damascus
+1 -0
Lie Bot is from the future?!
Lie Bot is from the future?!
soilentshuggah
+10 -1
Actually he's from.. history!
Actually he's from.. history!
bron
+7 -0
Michael J. Fox probably has like 5 Flux Capacitors.
Michael J. Fox probably has like 5 Flux Capacitors.
ambala
+1 -0
Excellent use of flux capacitor.
Excellent use of flux capacitor.
jokercross
+4 -0
Any use of flux capacitor is excellent.
Any use of flux capacitor is excellent.
ravindra108
+3 -0
I'm giving you a chubby just for your avatar... Every time I see it I have to stare at it for a minute.
He's all "WoooowooooowooOOOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOAAAAAAHHHHMYGODTHISSCALPISAMAZING!!!!!!"
Lame away, people!
I'm giving you a chubby just for your avatar... Every time I see it I have to stare at it for a minute.
He's all "WoooowooooowooOOOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOAAAAAAHHHHMYGODTHISSCALPISAMAZING!!!!!!"
Lame away, people!
ravindra108
+0 -0
Damn... extra lames because I made that too long and assetbar cut it off.
Sorry everybody, I'll shut up now.
Damn... extra lames because I made that too long and assetbar cut it off.
Sorry everybody, I'll shut up now.
johnnyrocker
+10 -0
What's worse than people thinking you're lame?
People straight-up not caring.
What's worse than people thinking you're lame?
People straight-up not caring.
mortshire
+1 -0
i have a chubby for those shoes.
i have a chubby for those shoes.
f1shst1ck
+1 -1
I don't really understand why he's offended by Teodors complement but eh, its Achewood.
I don't really understand why he's offended by Teodors complement but eh, its Achewood.
gothfae
+3 -0
Because he's Lie Bot
Because he's Lie Bot
tekende
+0 -0
He's projecting? He lies all the time so he assumes everyone else lies to him as well.
He's projecting? He lies all the time so he assumes everyone else lies to him as well.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
I think you're the one who's projecting here.
I think you're the one who's projecting here.
rasalghul
+0 -0
I think Lie Bot is mock offended so he can lead the conversation to the point he can show off the flux capacitor he drew/built/stole. I think it's the reason he wore those shoes to begin with. Very crafty.
I'm kinda new to Achewood, but it doesn't often seem to occur that someone tells Lie Bot he's lying to them.
I think Lie Bot is mock offended so he can lead the conversation to the point he can show off the flux capacitor he drew/built/stole. I think it's the reason he wore those shoes to begin with. Very crafty.
I'm kinda new to Achewood, but it doesn't often seem to occur that someone tells Lie Bot he's lying to them.
antsama
+2 -0
Lie bot is one of the more interesting characters only because his dialogue is so inexcusable all the time.
Lie bot is one of the more interesting characters only because his dialogue is so inexcusable all the time.
joeyramoney
+10 -2
i have a vibrator shaped like michael j fox.
i have a vibrator shaped like michael j fox.
saint
+1 -1
i have a michael j.fox shaped like a vibrator.
i have a michael j.fox shaped like a vibrator.
baryonyx
+5 -1
In Soviet Russia, Michael J. Fox has vibrator shaped like you.
In Soviet Russia, Michael J. Fox has vibrator shaped like you.
heccibiggs
+1 -0
I'm a sucker for any "In Soviet Russia" jokes. I visited Minsk with my college in November, we tried to come up with as many as possible. Harder than you may think.
I'm a sucker for any "In Soviet Russia" jokes. I visited Minsk with my college in November, we tried to come up with as many as possible. Harder than you may think.
rowboat
+6 -1
In Soviet Russia, "In Soviet Russia" jokes come up with you!
In Soviet Russia, "In Soviet Russia" jokes come up with you!
bjorntd
+21 -0
In America, you hunt for Red October,
In Soviet Russia, Red October hunts for YOU!
In America, you kill the party,
In Soviet Russia, the Party kills YOU!
In America, you are sentenced by a jury of your peers,
In Soviet Russia, a secret tribunal sentences you to a lifetime of hard labor in spartan gulags with minimal safety controls in the harshest reaches of the Siberian wastes, with no contact to your family such that they know not whether you are dead or alive when they gather up their tear-soaked belongings to defect to the West, slowly making a long journey across only to be machine-gunned by a nervous, underfed soldier at Checkpoint Charlie, freedom only meters away.
WHAT A COUNTRY.
In America, you hunt for Red October,
In Soviet Russia, Red October hunts for YOU!
In America, you kill the party,
In Soviet Russia, the Party kills YOU!
In America, you are sentenced by a jury of your peers,
In Soviet Russia, a secret tribunal sentences you to a lifetime of hard labor in spartan gulags with minimal safety controls in the harshest reaches of the Siberian wastes, with no contact to your family such that they know not whether you are dead or alive when they gather up their tear-soaked belongings to defect to the West, slowly making a long journey across only to be machine-gunned by a nervous, underfed soldier at Checkpoint Charlie, freedom only meters away.
WHAT A COUNTRY.
brokeaccount
+2 -0
And when you've only been in the gulag five damn minutes they shoot you full of drugs, wrap you up in chicken wire and pour black goop all over your face!
[IMGS OFF]
And when you've only been in the gulag five damn minutes they shoot you full of drugs, wrap you up in chicken wire and pour black goop all over your face!
[IMGS OFF]
jonmw
+0 -0
what the hell is the chicken wire in aid of
what the hell is the chicken wire in aid of
rowboat
+2 -0
It's how Duchovny keeps himself young and pretty.
It's how Duchovny keeps himself young and pretty.
saint
+0 -0
How does this only have 10 chubbies?
This is wonderful.
How does this only have 10 chubbies?
This is wonderful.
zapatos
+1 -0
In Soviet Russia, Zangief is worth using.
In Soviet Russia, Zangief is worth using.
shoinan
+1 -0
In Soviet Russia, Zangief uses you.
In Soviet Russia, Zangief uses you.
saint
+0 -0
giant, speedo-clad man-children: NEVER OK
giant, speedo-clad man-children: NEVER OK
zapatos
+0 -0
read: always.
read: always.
hateandwar
+0 -0
Dude, Zangief is one of the best guys if you know what you're doing. Make good use of the double lariat and banishing fist and you can even take care of jerks who just do hadokens nonstop.
Dude, Zangief is one of the best guys if you know what you're doing. Make good use of the double lariat and banishing fist and you can even take care of jerks who just do hadokens nonstop.
baryonyx
+1 -0
Personally my technique opens with a mongrel blow or an ollie kickflip and follow up with an inverted tumble-dryer. Make sure to buy some fenix downs first though.
Personally my technique opens with a mongrel blow or an ollie kickflip and follow up with an inverted tumble-dryer. Make sure to buy some fenix downs first though.
history
+0 -0
I actually stumbled across the movie Red Heat on HBO this weekend. God it was awful, but here's the quotable:
Arnie as the Russian: "Right after revolution, they round up all drug dealers, all drug addicts, take them to public square, and shoot them in back of head."
James Belushi as the renegade cop: "Ah, it'd never work here. Fucking politicians wouldn't go for it."
Arnie again: "Shoot them first."
I actually stumbled across the movie Red Heat on HBO this weekend. God it was awful, but here's the quotable:
Arnie as the Russian: "Right after revolution, they round up all drug dealers, all drug addicts, take them to public square, and shoot them in back of head."
James Belushi as the renegade cop: "Ah, it'd never work here. Fucking politicians wouldn't go for it."
Arnie again: "Shoot them first."
aarongstock
+0 -0
That is hell of setup for one lie.
That is hell of setup for one lie.
lolcatdeluxe
+5 -0
Naw, Lie Bot was lying about being offended. Then he lied about knowing Micheal J. Fox. Then he lied about the flux capacitor (it is probably fake). That's three. He is a pro.
Naw, Lie Bot was lying about being offended. Then he lied about knowing Micheal J. Fox. Then he lied about the flux capacitor (it is probably fake). That's three. He is a pro.
chuchurocket
+2 -0
i find it odd yet appropriate that teodor's pants bear a stricking resemblance to a pair of hairy balls.
i find it odd yet appropriate that teodor's pants bear a stricking resemblance to a pair of hairy balls.
jonmw
+0 -0
I think that they were made from the nutsack of an elephant
I think that they were made from the nutsack of an elephant
chuchurocket
+0 -0
i also find it odd that i can't spell the word "striking".
i also find it odd that i can't spell the word "striking".
deusoma
+0 -0
Sweet crap! Someone didn't believe Lie Bot!
Sweet crap! Someone didn't believe Lie Bot!
brzbee
+0 -0
Lie Bot, i luv yous.
Lie Bot, i luv yous.
heyman
+1 -0
"Mr. Acid tongue" one of my favorite lie-bot-isms
"Mr. Acid tongue" one of my favorite lie-bot-isms
fishies
+0 -0
Oh damn the layers! I always did think Lie Bot had insane shoes. They don't seem to fit him so I dunno maybe Michael J Fox DID give him the shoes.
Oh damn the layers! I always did think Lie Bot had insane shoes. They don't seem to fit him so I dunno maybe Michael J Fox DID give him the shoes.
snowman
+0 -0
Man, Lie Bot.
Man, Lie Bot.
saddestking
+0 -0
Fun Fact: Early Lie Bot's is voiced by Futurama 's Bender.
Fun Fact: Early Lie Bot's is voiced by Futurama 's Bender.
tekende
+0 -0
No, he is voiced by Tex Avery.
No, he is voiced by Tex Avery.
killingthejay
+1 -0
it's NOT the flux capacitor, it's the female reproductive system!
it's NOT the flux capacitor, it's the female reproductive system!
cbtbone
+0 -0
He just brought up Michael J. Fox as a way of showing off his new flux capacitor.
He just brought up Michael J. Fox as a way of showing off his new flux capacitor.
alexlike
+0 -0
Lie Bot cannot travel more than 88 mph without risking time travel
Lie Bot cannot travel more than 88 mph without risking time travel
krispykorn
+0 -0
i confused michael j. fox with jamie foxx until the last frame :(
i confused michael j. fox with jamie foxx until the last frame :(
sparhawk
+0 -0
Some neat brogues there.
Some neat brogues there.
mattylite
+0 -0
On second look, I have decided this is, in fact, the greatest achewood strip.*
*There are tons and tons of the greatest achewood strip.
On second look, I have decided this is, in fact, the greatest achewood strip.*
*There are tons and tons of the greatest achewood strip.
He probably got it off the DeLorean website. Hell, it's free. :D
[url=https://www.delorean.com/store/search.aspx?SearchTerm=flux capacitor]LIES!!!![/url]
Dammit, add a plus sign between "Flux" and "Capacitor".
Check your local classified ads .