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Philippe / Mozart / Honey Peanuts Thursday, July 10, 2003 • read strip Viewing 30 comments:

Lie Bot totally ate those peanuts.

Lie Bot did totally eat all those peanuts.

Also:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

i don't think lie bot ate the peanuts.

i think he just saw an opportunity to lie.

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I think the Lyle shoving vomit up his ass actually only exists in your fan fiction.

yeah that's a little extreme

Of course! It all makes sense now!

can't trust a guy/bot with no mouth.

Al Pacino really loves Mozart.

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In Achewood, first you get the Lie Bot, then you get the peanuts, then you get the Mozart.

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Perhaps not, but his little friend certainly is.

Philippe would rather starve than have Scarface think he's small-time.

Hoo ah!

I love that in Philippe's imaginings, he is trying to please Al Pacino and getting caught in the act.

HOO-HA!

There's something insanely spot on about Onstad's Al Pacino dialogue.

As something of a screenwriter (i.e. stupid film student), reading this strip always makes me want to write a vehicle for Al Pacino, wherein he plays a hotshot who eats a big bowl of honey roasted peanuts and insists on paying back the owner of said peanuts before going in for a meeting. But it always turn out like Wall Street with Al Pacino in the place of Michael Douglas. I don't even really like that movie.

Philippe Pacino just sounds so right.

It sounds like an overpriced Starbucks drink is what it sounds like.

Philippe can't have Al thinking he's small-time!

IN THE IMAGINATION

5 for "He would think I was small-time!"

Made me think of Resident Evil 4.

It is true, as a child I often imagined myself crossing that finish line... orchestra on the other side, all climactically playing.

I would play this game as I ran in ultra slow motion.
Then I would trip

not with those hands you ain't

Thank God this is an old comic and no one will see this and won't lame me too much but I had to:

"When I came inside." That is truly the limit.

Why is that truly the limit, Nick-bot?

EEEEJAAACULAAATION

I barely remember writing that actually. And the sad thing is I was probably 100% sober.

Sorry, you basically dared me to lame it.

Oh..LIE-bot. Haha.

I never use any lines from this strip all the time.