wehavemagnums
+1 -0
Ewwwww
Ewwwww
endoftheworld
+6 -0
The human body is a disgusting miracle, isn't it?
The human body is a disgusting miracle, isn't it?
phy
+5 -0
I'd look it up but there are just some things I don't want in my search history
I'd look it up but there are just some things I don't want in my search history
crumpetsandtea
+3 -0
like "pussy booger" ?
like "pussy booger" ?
gunsofray
+0 -0
Polkout comics?
Polkout comics?
crumpetsandtea
+13 -0
Funny story actually: this page is bookmarked on my computer, and i recently had a virus problem. I took my computer to get formatted and have all the files backed up at the place where my boyfriend works. Being the trusting fella that he is, de decided to look through my search history. He did not open this page because he thought it was NSFW, and then asked me if I had any weird fetishes he should know about.
The end.
Funny story actually: this page is bookmarked on my computer, and i recently had a virus problem. I took my computer to get formatted and have all the files backed up at the place where my boyfriend works. Being the trusting fella that he is, de decided to look through my search history. He did not open this page because he thought it was NSFW, and then asked me if I had any weird fetishes he should know about.
The end.
mrsmuckles
+1 -1
Michelle has some hangin' naturals.
Michelle has some hangin' naturals.
dustytheman
+3 -0
...and a cunny booger.
...and a cunny booger.
farqussus
+12 -0
gross, grandma. don't say cunny booger.
gross, grandma. don't say cunny booger.
zapatos
+1 -1
I have a friend named Michelle. She has the best pair of breasts I have ever seen in my life.
I have a friend named Michelle. She has the best pair of breasts I have ever seen in my life.
ssddr
+0 -0
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A comment left by ssddr was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by rowboat, mira, TheGreatestCape)
jrpigman
+7 -0
Perhaps this is evidence of the Power of the Breast Side rising in our young padawan.
Perhaps this is evidence of the Power of the Breast Side rising in our young padawan.
pwb
+53 -1
I'm an Ass Man too but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate rude titties.
I'm an Ass Man too but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate rude titties.
choosebro
+11 -0
Hey, thems hanging naturals could always be the buttocks. Hanging down, swinging even. And, hopefully, natural.
Hey, thems hanging naturals could always be the buttocks. Hanging down, swinging even. And, hopefully, natural.
shutup_shutup
+0 -0
Michelle's hams are hangin' and unfashionable.
Michelle's hams are hangin' and unfashionable.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
but are you down?
but are you down?
tonyhighwind
+0 -0
Ew. Ew ew ew, I cannot think of a more unappealing shape for an ass.
Ew. Ew ew ew, I cannot think of a more unappealing shape for an ass.
crumpetsandtea
+0 -0
I can
I can
tonyhighwind
+2 -0
I do not envy you, my friend.
I do not envy you, my friend.
dtuba
+1 -0
I'm a Plot Hole man myself.
I'm a Plot Hole man myself.
patkun
+1 -2
I briefly decided to become celibate after reading this.
I briefly decided to become celibate after reading this.
gormster
+50 -0
right
decided
right
decided
heccibiggs
+10 -1
Oh God this comment actually made me snort in a most unladylike manner.
Oh God this comment actually made me snort in a most unladylike manner.
tekende
+0 -0
I get the feeling that doing unladlylike things is not uncommon for you.
This is not meant to be taken in a negative way. I mean it as a compliment.
I get the feeling that doing unladlylike things is not uncommon for you.
This is not meant to be taken in a negative way. I mean it as a compliment.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
A comment left by heccibiggs was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by larkie, apricotta, jollysaintpete, DorothyPoopBot, perhapsmaybe)
A comment left by heccibiggs was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by larkie, apricotta, jollysaintpete, DorothyPoopBot, perhapsmaybe)
tekende
+2 -0
Keep on rockin' heccibiggs
Keep on rockin' heccibiggs
spicyponyhead
+9 -0
Depends on your definition of "lady". In my world, a lady is someone who can use a drill, fix a flat, blow shit up, stare down a dude who's trying to harass her, solve for x, build a campfire, open the pickle jar...and do it all gracefully.
Depends on your definition of "lady". In my world, a lady is someone who can use a drill, fix a flat, blow shit up, stare down a dude who's trying to harass her, solve for x, build a campfire, open the pickle jar...and do it all gracefully.
scorpio_nadir
+3 -0
My wife's all that. Except maybe for the 'gracefully' part. But her occasional clumsiness adds to her charm in my eyes.
On the other hand, she said she married me for my tools.
My wife's all that. Except maybe for the 'gracefully' part. But her occasional clumsiness adds to her charm in my eyes.
On the other hand, she said she married me for my tools.
jimbob
+2 -0
for your tool?
for your tool?
rasalghul
+0 -0
You are living the dream, sir.
You are living the dream, sir.
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
It does feel like a nice dream, yes... after many years of a hard dream.
Guess that's the nature of the dream.
Damndest thing, I was looking up some old pics of furniture I'd built this morning, and she was reminding me of telling me exactly that. About the tools part.
It does feel like a nice dream, yes... after many years of a hard dream.
Guess that's the nature of the dream.
Damndest thing, I was looking up some old pics of furniture I'd built this morning, and she was reminding me of telling me exactly that. About the tools part.
tonyhighwind
+2 -0
You forgot counter-snipe to protect the POTUS at a range of 1.5 miles.
You forgot counter-snipe to protect the POTUS at a range of 1.5 miles.
notcool
+1 -0
Specialization is for insects.
Specialization is for insects.
lux
+4 -0
I think it's outdated too, but that there's something nice about having the ability to do unladylike things, and do them well, yet be ladylike. I believe women are equal to men, yet we can wear a skirt and they can't, and I appreciate that. I like being girly sometimes. I apologize for supporting the archaic concepts of womanhood :(
I think it's outdated too, but that there's something nice about having the ability to do unladylike things, and do them well, yet be ladylike. I believe women are equal to men, yet we can wear a skirt and they can't, and I appreciate that. I like being girly sometimes. I apologize for supporting the archaic concepts of womanhood :(
pogo
+14 -0
Wanting it both ways seems typically womanlike.
Wanting it both ways seems typically womanlike.
belgand
+6 -0
Wanting it both ways seems incredibly hot in a lady.
Wanting it both ways seems incredibly hot in a lady.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
That's pissy comment, pogo.
That's pissy comment, pogo.
pogo
+0 -0
"A" pissy comment? Sissy? But typos aside, haven't you found women hard to please at times?
"A" pissy comment? Sissy? But typos aside, haven't you found women hard to please at times?
heccibiggs
+0 -0
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A comment left by heccibiggs was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by implode, trialandterror, Belgand, Oddell, Epicurus)
gormster
+0 -0
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A comment left by gormster was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, riotdejaneiro, mashisoyo, sardoniclaconic, thegrumpysnail, DrSkradley, HNimrod, eRiUukFJk)
heccibiggs
+5 -0
I made a typo. Don't cry about it.
I made a typo. Don't cry about it.
ted0phile
+1 -0
He wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't italicized it.
He wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't italicized it.
soticoto
+0 -0
Besides... if women were / could be paid less than men for doing the same work, why would any profit-seeking firm (i.e. all of them) bother hiring men?
Either women and men get paid pretty much the same, OR there is some sort of extra profit-related incentive for hiring men that makes it worth paying more for them.
Either way, it doesn't work in your favour.
Besides... if women were / could be paid less than men for doing the same work, why would any profit-seeking firm (i.e. all of them) bother hiring men?
Either women and men get paid pretty much the same, OR there is some sort of extra profit-related incentive for hiring men that makes it worth paying more for them.
Either way, it doesn't work in your favour.
soticoto
+0 -0
(Note: That was a forwardslash... and not a capital "i".)
(Note: That was a forwardslash... and not a capital "i".)
wite_rabit
+1 -0
You mean the "complactent" that I... boned?
You mean the "complactent" that I... boned?
haradaya
+0 -0
Agree. Disagree. Agree. Agree.
Honestly, I don't know what to say. Just letting you know you're not the only one who've thought, and reached that conclusion.
Wait, right, I disagreed with the woman as an insult part. I simply do not see this. Why? Well, I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out how to express myself, but words failed me, even in my mother language .
Agree. Disagree. Agree. Agree.
Honestly, I don't know what to say. Just letting you know you're not the only one who've thought, and reached that conclusion.
Wait, right, I disagreed with the woman as an insult part. I simply do not see this. Why? Well, I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out how to express myself, but words failed me, even in my mother language .
wite_rabit
+0 -0
The word 'feminist' is misused way too often. Specifically, "To be a 'feminist', all you have to do is want men and women to be equal." This wouldn't be a question of feminism, then, but a question of simple equality. Adding in the word female naturally tips it (albeit slightly in most cases) towards one side. Equality, not feminism.
The word 'feminist' is misused way too often. Specifically, "To be a 'feminist', all you have to do is want men and women to be equal." This wouldn't be a question of feminism, then, but a question of simple equality. Adding in the word female naturally tips it (albeit slightly in most cases) towards one side. Equality, not feminism.
pogo
+1 -0
Quote:
I only recovered from these attitudes a year or so ago, and then I met the love of my life, my match, my soulmate.
Quote:
There's also the fact that an alarming number of men consider women to fit into three categories: someone to provide me sexual pleasure (girlfriend or similar), someone to provide for me domestically (mother figure), and someone to aggravate me and "nag" at me (girlfriend or mother).
I only recovered from these attitudes a year or so ago, and then I met the love of my life, my match, my soulmate.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Is it possible that you have finally reached an age where your body has finally let your brain appreciate the appropriate lady. I ask this in seriousness and for personal reasons.
Is it possible that you have finally reached an age where your body has finally let your brain appreciate the appropriate lady. I ask this in seriousness and for personal reasons.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
... and by body I mean "excess virve" in all areas.
... and by body I mean "excess virve" in all areas.
tonyhighwind
+0 -0
The only way to improve your lot in life is to fight for it. Rock on, you righteous babe, you.
The only way to improve your lot in life is to fight for it. Rock on, you righteous babe, you.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
women and men arent considered equal by society, at large, but i feel that women and men, as sentient beings, are equal.
[[sings]]
come on people now
smile on your brother AND YOUR SISTER
everybody get together
try to love one another
women and men arent considered equal by society, at large, but i feel that women and men, as sentient beings, are equal.
[[sings]]
come on people now
smile on your brother AND YOUR SISTER
everybody get together
try to love one another
shutup_shutup
+3 -0
Says YOU I can't wear a skirt.
Says YOU I can't wear a skirt.
lucid
+0 -0
You can, you'll simply be subject to the societal backlast similar to a woman who doesn't shave, wear make-up and look pretty.
Only a dude in a skirt is generally a bit more noticeable.
You can, you'll simply be subject to the societal backlast similar to a woman who doesn't shave, wear make-up and look pretty.
Only a dude in a skirt is generally a bit more noticeable.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
especially when it's super-frilly or way, way short and you accidentally show off your knickers when you pick up that pen, causing all the peeps to glance and start making with the catcalls.
especially when it's super-frilly or way, way short and you accidentally show off your knickers when you pick up that pen, causing all the peeps to glance and start making with the catcalls.
deusoma
+2 -1
The fact that that was apparently a choice you could make fills me with a deep hatred for you. This will probably pass.
The fact that that was apparently a choice you could make fills me with a deep hatred for you. This will probably pass.
saucy_jack
+1 -0
"I have, in here, the beginnings of a hatred for you."
"I have, in here, the beginnings of a hatred for you."
epicurus
+3 -0
Mucus plug is astock insult for my friends and I after this (well, my femake friends, anyway. I don't think my male friends have any idea what a cervix is)
Mucus plug is astock insult for my friends and I after this (well, my femake friends, anyway. I don't think my male friends have any idea what a cervix is)
spinynorman
+3 -0
If "Pussy Booger" was a band, I would see it in a heart beat.
If "Pussy Booger" was a band, I would see it in a heart beat.
never_die
+0 -0
"pussy burger."
now, think about that one.
"pussy burger."
now, think about that one.
farqussus
+4 -0
don't need to, i have the internet
don't need to, i have the internet
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
fur burger?
fur burger?
centipede_damascus
+1 -0
You know, her name probably was Michelle.
You know, her name probably was Michelle.
tekende
+2 -0
Her name was actually Janine.
Her name was actually Janine.
kelsotimebomb
+5 -0
Nope.
Denise.
Nope.
Denise.
stuart
+1 -0
alt text: cunny booger
without even lookin' it up.
alt text: cunny booger
without even lookin' it up.
dropkickpikachu
+0 -0
Oh my god that's the grossest alt text in the universe, hahaha.
Oh my god that's the grossest alt text in the universe, hahaha.
stuart
+0 -0
It's also sort of the title! Yaaay!
It's also sort of the title! Yaaay!
blarghamagarky
+5 -0
for some reason I can only hear the phrase "cunny booger" in my head being said by a dismayed, slightly depressed small child. Gender neutral.
for some reason I can only hear the phrase "cunny booger" in my head being said by a dismayed, slightly depressed small child. Gender neutral.
heccibiggs
+1 -0
Yeah, same! There's something sort of... cute about it..
Yeah, same! There's something sort of... cute about it..
zathyr
+2 -0
Oh cunny booger, it's raining.
Oh cunny booger, it's raining.
jar
+1 -0
Either that or Winnie the Pooh.
Either that or Winnie the Pooh.
tttt
+2 -0
Ray's legs are off-putting
Ray's legs are off-putting
charchar
+1 -0
yea and verily: I at first thought he was nude and showering.
yea and verily: I at first thought he was nude and showering.
redmange
+1 -0
It's sad that the first Charlie Chaplin reference had to go down like this.
It's sad that the first Charlie Chaplin reference had to go down like this.
catgrl131
+3 -0
Charlie Chaplin...go down...cervical mucous...
No. I can't. Somebody else do it.
Charlie Chaplin...go down...cervical mucous...
No. I can't. Somebody else do it.
wurlitzergirl
+0 -0
Was there ever another Charlie Chaplin reference? What about Harold Lloyd? (Besides Teodor's sweater, and I don't even know if that was intentional)
Was there ever another Charlie Chaplin reference? What about Harold Lloyd? (Besides Teodor's sweater, and I don't even know if that was intentional)
anathan
+0 -0
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=06282006
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=06282006
snowman
+0 -0
SO GROSS.
SO GROSS.
patkun
+0 -0
Revisiting this strip a year later, I realise that I've missed nothing but me being totally served six months ago.
I'm pretty much declaring it my own personal Fuck You Friday down here.
Revisiting this strip a year later, I realise that I've missed nothing but me being totally served six months ago.
I'm pretty much declaring it my own personal Fuck You Friday down here.
zapatos
+0 -0
the best part is looking at my taskbar. Pussy Booger.
the best part is looking at my taskbar. Pussy Booger.
fineoakstructure
+2 -0
This reminds me of a time a month or so ago when I had an Achewood strip open in an IE window at work (among other open IE windows): I got a call from our IT dept, who said they were going to make a few bchanges to make computer remotely. So, the guy logged on to my computer, and when he needed to go download something from the web, he clicked on my IE tab to use one of them, and saw the names of the 4 or so open IE windows I had; the one at the top read "ASS IN YOUR PANTS."
We both saw it at the same time (I was reading it an hour or so earlier, and forgot it was still up), I could tell...the mouse pointer hovered over it for a sec...and I said "that's not what you think it is" and he tactfully just opened another window and went about his job.
Pussy Booger would've probably been worse, though.
This reminds me of a time a month or so ago when I had an Achewood strip open in an IE window at work (among other open IE windows): I got a call from our IT dept, who said they were going to make a few bchanges to make computer remotely. So, the guy logged on to my computer, and when he needed to go download something from the web, he clicked on my IE tab to use one of them, and saw the names of the 4 or so open IE windows I had; the one at the top read "ASS IN YOUR PANTS."
We both saw it at the same time (I was reading it an hour or so earlier, and forgot it was still up), I could tell...the mouse pointer hovered over it for a sec...and I said "that's not what you think it is" and he tactfully just opened another window and went about his job.
Pussy Booger would've probably been worse, though.
genequagmire
+1 -0
Hangin' naturals!
Hangin' naturals!
No Ray, you are a genis every day.
The irony of misspelling "genius" is almost palpable.
Especially when you misspell it like THAT.
And it looks like PENIS .
genus.
i mean, really.
penius
Actually, that works better in Ray's case.