fuckyoufriday
+0 -0
HI-larious.
HI-larious.
werthog42
+42 -1
where is that window, anyway
and why are guys always doing stuff right outside of it
where is that window, anyway
and why are guys always doing stuff right outside of it
sabalpalm
+2 -0
Now that you mention it...
And especially now in the days where everyone regardless of temperature has their air conditioner on, I guess only cats leave the window open. I know mine would.
Now that you mention it...
And especially now in the days where everyone regardless of temperature has their air conditioner on, I guess only cats leave the window open. I know mine would.
dak
+4 -0
You have not lived in Achewood (Palo Alto), you don't really need AC out here.
You have not lived in Achewood (Palo Alto), you don't really need AC out here.
doctorbeene
+1 -0
I feel so ashamed that I'm unfamiliar with the wonderful climate of Achewood, as you so clearly are.
Kudos.
I feel so ashamed that I'm unfamiliar with the wonderful climate of Achewood, as you so clearly are.
Kudos.
dueledge
+1 -0
I always thought it was like one of those holes people sometimes have in their houses like between the kitchen and the dinning room to pass plates through.
I always thought it was like one of those holes people sometimes have in their houses like between the kitchen and the dinning room to pass plates through.
presterjohn
+9 -0
Those holes are in fact called 'pass-throughs.' Believe it or don't!
Those holes are in fact called 'pass-throughs.' Believe it or don't!
salvar
+2 -0
Well then what's a glory hole?
Well then what's a glory hole?
cracklewater
+4 -0
Maybe Grandma knows?
Older folks are wise in the ways of the world.
Maybe Grandma knows?
Older folks are wise in the ways of the world.
pogo
+4 -0
The opening in a kiln for melting glass.
The opening in a kiln for melting glass.
omnidope
+0 -0
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A comment left by omnidope was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by riotdejaneiro, Spoon, waitwhat, aquamuffin, mountain, Siah)
saint
+17 -1
"grood. i mean good . and great . great and good."
~Teen Girl Squad
"grood. i mean good . and great . great and good."
~Teen Girl Squad
tekende
+0 -0
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A comment left by tekende was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by glorify, instantkarma, trisha)
shutup_shutup
+4 -0
Grood - Source, Teen Girl Squad #4, 9/15/2003
Grool - Source, Mean Girls, 4/30/2004
My mind is a little blown.
Grood - Source, Teen Girl Squad #4, 9/15/2003
Grool - Source, Mean Girls, 4/30/2004
My mind is a little blown.
riotdejaneiro
+1 -0
Hehe...you said "blown" while referring to movies about teen girls...hehe
Oh I get it, shut up
Hehe...you said "blown" while referring to movies about teen girls...hehe
Oh I get it, shut up
omnidope
+0 -0
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A comment left by omnidope was marked as spam and excluded. omnidope: What a douche. (reported by Magb, Zem, heatbag)
mat4900
+11 -0
Roast Beef's erotic skit reminds of a love scene in a Shaft (from the cop movie) book i have by Ernest Tidyman...
Roast Beef's erotic skit reminds of a love scene in a Shaft (from the cop movie) book i have by Ernest Tidyman...
cdl146
+8 -0
Dude, props for having Shaft in print. That is the epitome of badassery.
Dude, props for having Shaft in print. That is the epitome of badassery.
tonyhighwind
+1 -0
It's almost the epitome. Nate Small tops it.
It's almost the epitome. Nate Small tops it.
catachresis
+7 -0
I can't see the alt-texts on this new thing, but I'm pretty certain this one is "Beef lays some sass on his oldest friend". It is true because he does.
I can't see the alt-texts on this new thing, but I'm pretty certain this one is "Beef lays some sass on his oldest friend". It is true because he does.
chaesar
+0 -0
Word, plus in panel 3 he's got the classic "daaaaaamn" eyes going on.
Word, plus in panel 3 he's got the classic "daaaaaamn" eyes going on.
kkkknasty
+0 -1
I like to repeat this one to my wine friends. Some just don't egt it.
I like to repeat this one to my wine friends. Some just don't egt it.
untilyouaresonude
+10 -0
Reading "a brown watermelon with nuts" really puts your life in a whole new frame.
I'm still fucking laughing as I'm typing this.
Reading "a brown watermelon with nuts" really puts your life in a whole new frame.
I'm still fucking laughing as I'm typing this.
untilyouaresonude
+0 -0
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clembot
+4 -0
i like how beef thinks that the asian steppes produce expensive wine
i like how beef thinks that the asian steppes produce expensive wine
djwhiterabbit
+4 -0
i'm surprised that ray's so quick to drop the g33ksp33k term 'teh sekksy' . maybe he got it from the walk the walk, talk the talk guide to the computer lifestyle .
i'm surprised that ray's so quick to drop the g33ksp33k term 'teh sekksy' . maybe he got it from the walk the walk, talk the talk guide to the computer lifestyle .
ppccd
+0 -0
I don't even need to read this one anymore...Beef's facial expressions are funny enough.
I don't even need to read this one anymore...Beef's facial expressions are funny enough.
brokeaccount
+0 -0
I don't even have to LOOK at it, man. I just have to think about it for a moment and I'm laughing like a loon. This might be the best non-storyline strip ever.
I don't even have to LOOK at it, man. I just have to think about it for a moment and I'm laughing like a loon. This might be the best non-storyline strip ever.
cousinted
+0 -0
How long had Beef been standing there anyway?
How long had Beef been standing there anyway?
clever-nickname
+1 -1
lay on teh sekksy with a trowel.
lay on teh sekksy with a trowel.
serf
+0 -0
i really like how beef looks from the corner of the window. its like hes cowering which fits him.
i really like how beef looks from the corner of the window. its like hes cowering which fits him.
cailetshadow
+2 -0
Ray's face in panel 6!
He is going to turn around and pour the rest of that 85$ bottle of wine down the sink.
Ray's face in panel 6!
He is going to turn around and pour the rest of that 85$ bottle of wine down the sink.
caneessay
+0 -0
Is this the only properly punctuated Beef dialog?
Is this the only properly punctuated Beef dialog?
vreeeee
+4 -0
In the third and sixth panel the wine glass looks like Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. I do not know why.
In the third and sixth panel the wine glass looks like Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. I do not know why.
quantumcasaba
+3 -0
oh man, I see that.
It's the triangular mouth.
oh man, I see that.
It's the triangular mouth.
phthoggos
+19 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
tekende
+0 -0
Buzzy Gran?
Buzzy Gran?
spinynorman
+0 -0
It's from the one where he blows a big bubble and he turns his face inside out. Looks exactly like that.
It's from the one where he blows a big bubble and he turns his face inside out. Looks exactly like that.
soticoto
+1 -0
Instant 5.
I want Beef to narrate my life.
Now.
Instant 5.
I want Beef to narrate my life.
Now.
tekende
+6 -1
"Soticoto was a douchebag. But just not any douchebag. He was the douchbaggiest douchebag there ever was. He typed out an asinine, rude, xenophobic comment on Assetbar and read it over once more after posting it.
'Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout,' he said."
"Soticoto was a douchebag. But just not any douchebag. He was the douchbaggiest douchebag there ever was. He typed out an asinine, rude, xenophobic comment on Assetbar and read it over once more after posting it.
'Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout,' he said."
fineoakstructure
+2 -0
Tekende does some sass on his oldest nemesis.
Tekende does some sass on his oldest nemesis.
soticoto
+0 -0
I'm still convinced "sass" means "cuddle"... and that is something I don't wanna think about.
I'm still convinced "sass" means "cuddle"... and that is something I don't wanna think about.
soticoto
+0 -0
I said I want Beef to narrate my life, not "I want some prick with an inferiority complex to narrate my life".
Learn the difference.
I said I want Beef to narrate my life, not "I want some prick with an inferiority complex to narrate my life".
Learn the difference.
woodenteeth
+1 -0
This is the first Strip I've rated 5 in ages. When beef gets utterly carried away with describing something I always lose my shit, surely this is unfiltered Onstad humour, his day to day bread and butter stuff.
This is the first Strip I've rated 5 in ages. When beef gets utterly carried away with describing something I always lose my shit, surely this is unfiltered Onstad humour, his day to day bread and butter stuff.
velveteen
+0 -0
See that look on Beef's face in the last panel? Downright furtive .
See that look on Beef's face in the last panel? Downright furtive .
invidious
+0 -0
I love how Beef's teh sekksy sounds like the intro to a brutal forced-fucking.
I love how Beef's teh sekksy sounds like the intro to a brutal forced-fucking.
rykan
+0 -0
I am ordering this, and I am putting it on the wall of my wine shop, so help me bod.
I am ordering this, and I am putting it on the wall of my wine shop, so help me bod.
wonelove
+0 -0
Beef needs to join that wine tasting club.
Put everyone else to shame.
Beef needs to join that wine tasting club.
Put everyone else to shame.
atypicaloracle
+0 -0
Part of me is curious why Beef's concept of "teh sekksy" involves a pit bull's sack. It's not a very big part, but it whispers incessantly every time I see this strip.
Part of me is curious why Beef's concept of "teh sekksy" involves a pit bull's sack. It's not a very big part, but it whispers incessantly every time I see this strip.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
He was sassin' Ray. He ain't serious.
He was sassin' Ray. He ain't serious.
you see, ray's unhappy because he has been clipped
i thought it was a different mr. smuckles though
It was just a vasectomy.
But he can still sport wood.