rolotonybrowntown
+1 -0
this might be my favorite
this might be my favorite
never_die
+1 -0
ray feels like a bad uncle.
ray feels like a bad uncle.
straw
+0 -0
Ray does not watch the news for any reason
Ray does not watch the news for any reason
tekende
+1 -0
I don't either. Unless it's on a TV at a bar I happen to be at.
I don't either. Unless it's on a TV at a bar I happen to be at.
straw
+0 -0
I make it a habit to not go into bars where there is news on the television. Unless it's sports news, that doesn't count.
I make it a habit to not go into bars where there is news on the television. Unless it's sports news, that doesn't count.
tekende
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Well, around here the network news is like 60% sports anyway.
Well, around here the network news is like 60% sports anyway.
jerkface
+6 -0
my thoughts:
chuck smuck
chuckles smuckles
chuckey smuckey
my thoughts:
chuck smuck
chuckles smuckles
chuckey smuckey
stopeatingmyeyes
+11 -0
for the longest time I thought that the "honk!" was coming from Ray's nose
for the longest time I thought that the "honk!" was coming from Ray's nose
the_doz
+1 -0
Wait, what? Isn't it... ohhhhhhhh, now I see it! GOD that is obvious!
Wait, what? Isn't it... ohhhhhhhh, now I see it! GOD that is obvious!
spinynorman
+1 -0
Yeah, me too for a while.
Yeah, me too for a while.
foetus_punch
+13 -0
I thought that Ray just saw a webcam, and made the logical assumption to honk quietly at it. "Huh, a webcam. Well, I guess it's honkin' time".
I thought that Ray just saw a webcam, and made the logical assumption to honk quietly at it. "Huh, a webcam. Well, I guess it's honkin' time".
rowboat
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This action is so poorly conveyed.
This action is so poorly conveyed.
skyliner
+2 -0
Alt Text: Keep an eye out for the new Ray Smuckles song, I LOVE YOU
Alt Text: Keep an eye out for the new Ray Smuckles song, I LOVE YOU
estutius
+1 -0
The "'05" implies that Little Nephew has a reputation.
The "'05" implies that Little Nephew has a reputation.
captainpeepers
+1 -0
Little Nephew's name is Charley. I just realized this.
Little Nephew's name is Charley. I just realized this.
mikeleffel2
+23 -0
ray... charles...
ray... charles...
yingkaixing
+0 -0
My mind is officially blown.
My mind is officially blown.
bozendoka
+2 -0
Your avatar is so perfect for that comment.
Your avatar is so perfect for that comment.
vondicus
+0 -0
WHOOOOAAA
WHOOOOAAA
deusoma
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I only just realized that even though Ray is an idiot, all his friends have been aware that Neff is killing himself slowly on the Internet and have done nothing about it other than trying to tell his Uncle about it.
I only just realized that even though Ray is an idiot, all his friends have been aware that Neff is killing himself slowly on the Internet and have done nothing about it other than trying to tell his Uncle about it.
hyetal
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The last panel of this comic reminds of me the last panel of this comic: https://achewood.com/index.php?date=09112003
The last panel of this comic reminds of me the last panel of this comic: https://achewood.com/index.php?date=09112003
mastronaut
+0 -0
Oh man, I didn't See this here before. You beat me to it.
Oh man, I didn't See this here before. You beat me to it.
werewolves
+2 -0
The cat carries around a cellular phone just so he can yell at whoever calls him.
The cat carries around a cellular phone just so he can yell at whoever calls him.
mastronaut
+1 -0
Dear.God.I.Am.Not.A.Religious.Man.But.Help.Me.To.See.The.Connection.Here.
Dear.God.I.Am.Not.A.Religious.Man.But.Help.Me.To.See.The.Connection.Here.
agentj
+0 -0
Ray...Pays Attention
Ray...Pays Attention
niraj
+0 -0
If Ray didn't want to get interrupted, why did he have his phone with him at all?
If Ray didn't want to get interrupted, why did he have his phone with him at all?
niraj
+0 -0
Aw hell, looks like I got semi beaten two months ago
Aw hell, looks like I got semi beaten two months ago
xiaomimi
+18 -0
Today's Blogs
Ray: I got a cold, but I did not get bubble butt. Unfair.
Teodor: Recurring dream.
Lyle: golf abals
Onstad: Results of the "Tell Me Where To Move" contest!
Today's Blogs
Ray: I got a cold, but I did not get bubble butt. Unfair.
Teodor: Recurring dream.
Lyle: golf abals
Onstad: Results of the "Tell Me Where To Move" contest!
dasuta
+0 -0
A comment left by dasuta was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Pumpinpedal, Deusoma, chivalress)
A comment left by dasuta was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Pumpinpedal, Deusoma, chivalress)
dasuta
+0 -0
I think you all knew where I was going with that.
I think you all knew where I was going with that.
lowtrees
+0 -0
You know how hard it would be to drive consistently at one inch per hour? Hard. Respect to Charley.
You know how hard it would be to drive consistently at one inch per hour? Hard. Respect to Charley.
akarroa
+0 -0
It looks like Ray was walking on a river.
It looks like Ray was walking on a river.
ishuta
+0 -0
Ray, Ray of Light
Ray, Ray of Light
d3athcann0n
+9 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
puguglypress
+0 -0
I like how you changed the timing there, so "I" is held for a long time instead of "love you". Makes it a whole new song.
I like how you changed the timing there, so "I" is held for a long time instead of "love you". Makes it a whole new song.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
its kinda trippy that you have a animated gif as your avatar, flashing right above this giant aniamted gif.
its kinda trippy that you have a animated gif as your avatar, flashing right above this giant aniamted gif.
nabeel84
+0 -0
His name's Charley!
His name's Charley!
hyetal
+1 -0
Ray sees a camera, and he examines the camera. Not until he gets an aural cue does he consider what the camera is looking at.
Ray sees a camera, and he examines the camera. Not until he gets an aural cue does he consider what the camera is looking at.
pan-optic
+0 -0
The camera is looking at him, of course.
This is the natural order of things in his experience.
The camera is looking at him, of course.
This is the natural order of things in his experience.
xud
+0 -0
And I love you! Because I have learned that plutonic love CAN exist between two grown cats.
And I love you! Because I have learned that plutonic love CAN exist between two grown cats.
shakey
+0 -0
I love how for about the last 10 panels, rays eyebrows tell the story.
I love how for about the last 10 panels, rays eyebrows tell the story.
I love this strip for nothing more than the very beginning.
I LOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!
Same here. Give me those first 3 panels and you can have the rest.
I feel like he is just singing that song from "Howdy Doody Time". You know...Skimma marinky dinky dink, simma marinky do. Iiiiiii looooooove yoouuuuu!" It goes on to mention loving in the morning, afternoon, evening, and underneath the moon, if I am not mistaken.
I think of "Fly Me to the Moon," myself.
A comment left by untilyouaresonude was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by mr_lostman28, rowboat, LRosetw8)
But he also says that he's walking through the woods, not by a lake. So he's probably trying to cover his "Silly Love Songs" loving hinder on all counts.
You think that people would have had enough of those, anyway.
What's wrong with that? I'd like to know.
'Cause here I go...
(Don't do it...resist the urge...)
AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
Chubbies all around for the Wings reference, and for actually knowing the words.
Ray strikes me as the type of guy who calls any outdoors type of area "The Woods".
yeah, i got "silly love songs" out of this too
Pixies.
Thank you, Rowboat. Reading the other comments on my page very nearly made me finalize my 32-year-old plan to strangle Paul McCartney with his own entrails. Your superior taste may well have saved his life. I thank you, and a frikkin' battalion of post-menopausal real estate agents thank you.
I am totally with you on that.
I believe you're referring to [url=en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elephant_Show] Sharon, Lois & Bram's Elephant Show[/url].
I mean, Sharon, Lois & Bram's Elephant Show .
Hell yes. I remember loving the crap out of this show as a child, yet can't actually remember anything about it other than that song.
That is a common affliction.
I remember a large, bearded, Vikingish man called Eric, who, despite getting as much screen time as Sharon & Co., was not part of the trio.
I started doing all the hand motions as I recalled the lyrics. Dammit.
That's what i heard.
i hate to split hairs (i love to split hairs), but that is the song from the elephant show. i believe the song from howdy doody goes "it's howdy doody time" for a while. there might be other lyrics. who knows.
Ray is all about the Sharon, Lois & Bram. Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-dink.
He is totally totally singing Silly Love Song by Paul McCartney
Seriously I can hear the bass line start up
i had to make it into an animated gif
...YOUUUUU!
I want to note that the reason I posted this 5 months ago was because, in Internet Explorer, singtralala's animated gif icon only said "I..." "LOOOOVE..." and never showed the "YOUUUUUU!" part; so, I thought I was completing it for him.
I'm looking at it now in Firefox, and it does indeed have entire 3 panel gag in the gif.
I am sorry about this, singtralala.
My home/work computer life is divided between Firefox and Internet Explorer, too. I can back you up on this. I will back you up this.
1 year later and I am looking at the SAME DAMN PROBLEM... but then my office apparently doesn't feel the need to upgrade us from IE6
JESUH-US CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST