saint +9 -1
getting there first is the only option, really.

geysershitdick +4 -1
Please lord have mercy on this one man's soul

katal +1 -0
As much as I have wanted to, I've never been able to try the Ray's technique in the last panel myself.

delzhand +2 -0
I want to be brave enough to try this sometime, as well.

riazm +3 -0
I suspect they just wouldn't deliver your order, it's not really worth the gamble of losing.

ferdinand +35 -1
i had to break up a fight when i tried it.

cpnglxynchos +0 -0
i chubby you in trust this is true

jimbob +0 -0
I'm in Fast Food Delivery myself. Had to break up a fight just last week.
It's all in a day's work, really. *snff*

epicurus +7 -1
I love this so much. The last panel gets this a five, but I also just noticed that Ray is standing on a little bucket in order to see what the others are doing, which is just SO good.

jimbob +0 -0
This is the consummate achewood strip.

biddlebubbly +2 -0
Honestly in 2004 going Pentium 4 over Athlon 64 was a poor choice.

gormster +0 -0
And an 800MHz FSB for a gig of RAM? Talk about overkill.

tellumo +28 -0
And then it'll turn out Ray didn't call the Kama Sushi guy after all; he just wanted the Ozuma guy to get there faster.

tttt +0 -0
A comment left by tttt was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ted0phile, Dovey, DorothyPoopBot)

stuart +3 -2
Because of this, I no longer see the disjoint just as a logical pause in Ray's dialogue anymore. Nice work.

cpnglxynchos +0 -0
i always figured that's what the guy said, but the moments of silence idea is so much better.

cpnglxynchos +2 -1
no, it's not.
shut it up, me.

audhumla +1 -0
This is like two strips in one; it is fantastic.

skiddyfisk +0 -0
Exactly. Plop some kind of Beefspeak punchline on the top 4, then run the bottom 3 the next day. Flows perfectly. Brilliant!

inordinate +8 -0
Forgive my possible ignorance, but is this the debut of the chubby ?

stuart +37 -1
Thousands of years ago, a caveman comes home from a hard day using dinosaurs to move rocks around. His redhead wife greets him slightly late, having just come out of the shower with no time to throw on a towel.

[i]This[/] is the debut of the chubby.

yingkaixing +7 -0
Redhead? Oh, necessarily .

heccibiggs +11 -2
Holla.

snowman +0 -1
Word.

goro +1 -0
Triple truth, roo.

Man, it sure is easy to get posting here when you're high/drunk.

wite_rabit +0 -0
What I'd do for a redhead...

cpnglxynchos +0 -0
they really aren't all that...
well, no, that is a lie.

troy_convers +0 -0
Was he sporting a flintstone?

fattypneumonia +2 -0
Caveman pushes his wife back against the pillows. He pulls her close and breathes her in. Her scent is delicious. He asks her to have his retarded baby.

c4keman +1 -0
This strip doesn't have a high enough rating.

biznart +1 -1
For the third time in three days, my vote has changed a score. I have never felt so important.

greenkoolayd +0 -0
easy, tiger. with great power comes great responsibility.

usversusthem +0 -0
Man I wish Photoshop opened in under four seconds in real life.

snowman +8 -1
all barely enough time to read seetha narayanan

trevor328 +1 -0
Chubby for almost spelling that name right.

rykan +2 -0
Used to be my computer was so rubbish I could read all the names.

All the names.

capslock_annliv +0 -0
I would lame you for the misspelling but I can't. It's Seetharaman Naranayan, bro. That name haunts my dreams .

nonemorenegative +0 -0
I built a hefty new machine in January for throwing around hi-res photo files - PS launches in about 3.5 seconds; I thought of Beef the first time I loaded it up :)

aramkolesar +23 -0
This is exactly how Ayn Rand orders food.

edgy +1 -0
teodor's magic screen's ratio changes at will. dang dogg this screen is chubby .

puguglypress +0 -0
This was the first Achewood strip I ever read...

diggidy +2 -0
"Look at them, wastin' time playin' on the computer!"
Ray says to his single shoe, as he peers angrily through the window of a random household.