ambala
+9 -0
Lie Bot looks unconcernedly out the window.
Lie Bot looks unconcernedly out the window.
nexus
+4 -0
I promise!
I promise!
ssddr
+4 -0
I like lie bot's non-commital response.
I like lie bot's non-commital response.
gompo
+11 -0
Lie bot didn't actually lock that door, did he. And all this time I thought it was Phillipe's fault.
Lie bot didn't actually lock that door, did he. And all this time I thought it was Phillipe's fault.
spectre
+0 -0
A comment left by spectre was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by dismas, FirePowa8, all-star951, lux, weaselgirl, mystkmanat, pberard, hellofditties)
A comment left by spectre was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by dismas, FirePowa8, all-star951, lux, weaselgirl, mystkmanat, pberard, hellofditties)
puguglypress
+4 -0
It's okay guys, this guy figured it out
It's okay guys, this guy figured it out
nilehus
+3 -0
I've actually said "Why do you suck so much at getting us anywhere?" to someone who was giving me directions before. This was before I read this strip.
Awesome coincidence.
I've actually said "Why do you suck so much at getting us anywhere?" to someone who was giving me directions before. This was before I read this strip.
Awesome coincidence.
hcaz
+0 -0
A comment left by hcaz was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Thorfinn, rowboat, farqussus, mystkmanat)
A comment left by hcaz was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Thorfinn, rowboat, farqussus, mystkmanat)
baryonyx
+0 -0
Well this strip is underrated. Phileppe's "I promise!" is worth a 5 in itself.
Well this strip is underrated. Phileppe's "I promise!" is worth a 5 in itself.
aljazeera
+0 -0
I like that Teodor is swearing at an otter who is 5, who then takes it so smoothly.
I like that Teodor is swearing at an otter who is 5, who then takes it so smoothly.
kamet
+0 -0
Yah, the fact that they expect Philippe to be the impetus is just great.
Yah, the fact that they expect Philippe to be the impetus is just great.
em2
+0 -0
Did they try the ignition at any point?
Did they try the ignition at any point?
saulbellow
+0 -0
What kind of terrorists are 9/11-ing the rating here?
a fourth click crashing into the embed code
What kind of terrorists are 9/11-ing the rating here?
a fourth click crashing into the embed code
radarjammer
+0 -0
Is this the first arc?
Is this the first arc?
shoinan
+15 -0
No I believe Noah got there first.
No I believe Noah got there first.
zapatos
+1 -0
My 'Health' Teacher told me not to drink Red Bull and Vodka, because it's like hitting the gas and the brake at the same time. He obviously can't drive.
My 'Health' Teacher told me not to drink Red Bull and Vodka, because it's like hitting the gas and the brake at the same time. He obviously can't drive.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
vodka[plus]redbull[equals]stupid[plus]hyper
i dont know of a more entertaining state to be in...
vodka[plus]redbull[equals]stupid[plus]hyper
i dont know of a more entertaining state to be in...
mrchuckletrouzd
+0 -0
Oh, another instance of stuffed-animal ignorance not around anymore.
Oh, another instance of stuffed-animal ignorance not around anymore.
tetsukalian
+0 -0
"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
Since reading this strip, I've gotten to use the phrase "Why do you suck so much at getting us anywhere." Even though it is an obnoxious thing to say to a lost driver, or someone who is finding google.maps to be working slowly, it is very satisfying. Thank you, Lyle!
I need to use that line on the next person I get lost with!
You can pretty much plug anything into the phrase "Why do you suck so much at..?" and it will be amusing. But only if the person has no control at all over the issue they're sucking at. For example "Why do you suck so much at aquiring a home equity loan?", said to a homeless man or "Why do you suck so much at Daddy/Daughter Day?", said to an orphan.
Why do you suck so much at satisfying me emotionally?
seek the help of a relationship councilor, post-haste.
This is slightly unrelated, but a few weeks ago I walked past two well-dressed twenty-somethings standing outside Euston Station, discussing a Big Issue salesman. Midway through, one of them turned to the other and said, "All I'm saying is, why doesn't he give not being homeless a try?" Your comment reminded me of this terrible man (in a good way).