catachresis
+11 -0
I hope some Achewood-savvy TV writer works Lyle's last line into an actual police drama show. I'd be so happy.
I hope some Achewood-savvy TV writer works Lyle's last line into an actual police drama show. I'd be so happy.
jhunt
+11 -0
"Heated-up marijuana" is an awesome phrasing.
"Heated-up marijuana" is an awesome phrasing.
fancyrat
+0 -0
I like to think that Phillipe pronounces it "Mary-juh-wanna"
I like to think that Phillipe pronounces it "Mary-juh-wanna"
centipede_damascus
+1 -1
Man, Phillipe really does hate that marijuana.
Man, Phillipe really does hate that marijuana.
dovey
+7 -1
IT'S ILLEGAL
IT'S ILLEGAL
woodenteeth
+0 -0
sometimes it seems you only every reply when your avatar makes the comment that much more orrsum.
sometimes it seems you only every reply when your avatar makes the comment that much more orrsum.
manxome
+0 -0
I had the same thought, in the same context.
So... you wanna see a movie or summin'?
I had the same thought, in the same context.
So... you wanna see a movie or summin'?
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Can't we just go straight to the sex? I've got an early start.
Can't we just go straight to the sex? I've got an early start.
nurdbot
+4 -0
Panel 4, the sarcastic Lye eyebrow quirk is seen. Humankind is saved apon giving such a treasure.
Panel 4, the sarcastic Lye eyebrow quirk is seen. Humankind is saved apon giving such a treasure.
qatipay
+0 -1
see, I think it just makes him look kind of chastened, which seems weird.
see, I think it just makes him look kind of chastened, which seems weird.
lateadopter
+3 -0
I thought he was confused. I don't think Lyle can be chastened, and especially not by Philippe. He told Philippe to shove it , gave him a gut-punch for Christmas , and used him as a bowling ball . Lyle would probably seeks criticism from Philippe as a form of validation.
I thought he was confused. I don't think Lyle can be chastened, and especially not by Philippe. He told Philippe to shove it , gave him a gut-punch for Christmas , and used him as a bowling ball . Lyle would probably seeks criticism from Philippe as a form of validation.
qatipay
+0 -0
yeah, chastened can't be right. it's LYLE.
yeah, chastened can't be right. it's LYLE.
nutmeg
+8 -0
don't forget that Lyle called Phillipe a FAG via custom singing car-horn.
don't forget that Lyle called Phillipe a FAG via custom singing car-horn.
tekende
+2 -0
It caused problems in the community.
It caused problems in the community.
finish_him
+4 -0
Lyle is surprised and confused that the five year old is unfamiliar with the purpose and operation of a bong. Seems pretty in-character.
Lyle is surprised and confused that the five year old is unfamiliar with the purpose and operation of a bong. Seems pretty in-character.
achewoodno1fan
+0 -0
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A comment left by achewoodno1fan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Tinhand, hellofditties, miaou)
achewoodno1fan
+0 -0
A comment left by achewoodno1fan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Tinhand, HeyMan, slalvation, Darthemed)
A comment left by achewoodno1fan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Tinhand, HeyMan, slalvation, Darthemed)
tinhand
+12 -0
Lyles solution to the immorality of illegal activity is an excellent one. Especially since getting high never really hurt anyone that much anyway. Bill Hicks has said some excellent things on the subject.
Lyles solution to the immorality of illegal activity is an excellent one. Especially since getting high never really hurt anyone that much anyway. Bill Hicks has said some excellent things on the subject.
killerlimpet
+2 -0
Bill Hicks is the reason that I am not scared.
Ever.
Bill Hicks is the reason that I am not scared.
Ever.
1000hz
+4 -1
C.O.P.S.
C.O.P.S.
songbirdspectre
+1 -2
i laughed. so. hard. at C.O.P.S.
philippe, you are rad.
i laughed. so. hard. at C.O.P.S.
philippe, you are rad.
peterjoel
+1 -0
To a Philippe, the worst consequence for your actions is to be yelled at.
To a Philippe, the worst consequence for your actions is to be yelled at.
tetrisattack
+2 -2
Lyle's smokin' bongs
Lyle's smokin' bongs
spinynorman
+3 -0
When Lyle and Philippe interact Lyle usually winds up voicing some fictional character for him.
When Lyle and Philippe interact Lyle usually winds up voicing some fictional character for him.
echidnaboy
+2 -0
I count four punchlines, all from Lyle. That dude delivers .
I count four punchlines, all from Lyle. That dude delivers .
jonnay
+2 -0
Heated up marijuana... Lyle totally has a vape!
Heated up marijuana... Lyle totally has a vape!
zzzleepy
+0 -0
yay philippe came up with the best dope slang ever!
yay philippe came up with the best dope slang ever!
zzzleepy
+3 -0
if i ever made statements calling it smoking dope instead of heated up-marijuana, they were made by an incorrect life i no longer maintain.
if i ever made statements calling it smoking dope instead of heated up-marijuana, they were made by an incorrect life i no longer maintain.
aki
+0 -0
Is good. These days dope implies heroin, so we hope you're not riding the dragon.
Is good. These days dope implies heroin, so we hope you're not riding the dragon.
intelligentblue
+3 -1
I hide heated-up marijuana in many things, up to,and including, my lungs.
I hide heated-up marijuana in many things, up to,and including, my lungs.
hellofditties
+0 -0
No Philippe, you are not boring! You... are... rad!
No Philippe, you are not boring! You... are... rad!
chachibenji
+2 -0
Reading the idea of heated up mary just makes me think of of some kind of luxurious chilled mary or something.
I guess what I am trying to say is that I think marijuana is kind of like merlot.
Reading the idea of heated up mary just makes me think of of some kind of luxurious chilled mary or something.
I guess what I am trying to say is that I think marijuana is kind of like merlot.
rhadamanthus
+0 -0
As a cannabis connoisseur, I feel the highest level of enjoyment in terms of taste and prolonged sessioning comes from room-temperature mary, such as comes through a behosed vaporizer.
As a cannabis connoisseur, I feel the highest level of enjoyment in terms of taste and prolonged sessioning comes from room-temperature mary, such as comes through a behosed vaporizer.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Once again, Lyle proves his incredible wit even in light of his horrifying alcohol abuse and ability to hold little more than a "skullin'" job.
Once again, Lyle proves his incredible wit even in light of his horrifying alcohol abuse and ability to hold little more than a "skullin'" job.
sharpdresseddan
+0 -0
I somehow always hear Lyle as having a gruff voice, namely Daniel Day Lewis; straight outta Gangs of New York. He's even got the moustache!
I somehow always hear Lyle as having a gruff voice, namely Daniel Day Lewis; straight outta Gangs of New York. He's even got the moustache!
rowdy
+0 -0
lyle's face in panel four is a perfect transition between serious and fed up with the conversation.
lyle's face in panel four is a perfect transition between serious and fed up with the conversation.
aaron_haynes
+0 -0
Best Lyle expression ever in panel 4.
Best Lyle expression ever in panel 4.
mikeronomicon
+1 -0
Never call a bong a dumb invention. It may be the savior of us all.
Never call a bong a dumb invention. It may be the savior of us all.
Interaction between Lyle and Philippe is always amazing, and this is probably the most amazing example.
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