epicurus
+1 -0
If I were a SF and I saw this in the paper, I'd write him.
If I were a SF and I saw this in the paper, I'd write him.
phthoggos
+9 -0
somehow I don't think you are what he is looking for.
somehow I don't think you are what he is looking for.
draykid
+1 -0
Considering this strip's history with homosexual relations, are you really willing to make that assumption?
Considering this strip's history with homosexual relations, are you really willing to make that assumption?
i_love_kate
+2 -0
What the hell is this strip's "history with homosexual relations?"
What the hell is this strip's "history with homosexual relations?"
catachresis
+63 -0
I love how since the deceptions of Philippe, there are still strips about how Lie Bot tells people things, and they believe them.
He is called Lie Bot.
I love how since the deceptions of Philippe, there are still strips about how Lie Bot tells people things, and they believe them.
He is called Lie Bot.
laserblade
+14 -0
But maybe this time he's changed!
But maybe this time he's changed!
daaaaang
+2 -0
also mention something about Uncle Culpepper
also mention something about Uncle Culpepper
fugazirancid
+3 -0
I want to start a band and call it The Deceptions of Phillipe.
I want to start a band and call it The Deceptions of Phillipe.
anzio
+0 -0
He's just so damn confident when he tells you these things! And who could say no to those sideburns?
He's just so damn confident when he tells you these things! And who could say no to those sideburns?
wehavemagnums
+8 -1
One of Lie Bot's best lies IMHO.
One of Lie Bot's best lies IMHO.
mrmark
+36 -0
lie bot manages to find the perfect lie based on character. for philippe it is usually something dark and awful (which phillipe seems to gravitate towards) and for corneleus a nearly irresistable opportunity to be gentlemanly old-school. brilliant.
lie bot manages to find the perfect lie based on character. for philippe it is usually something dark and awful (which phillipe seems to gravitate towards) and for corneleus a nearly irresistable opportunity to be gentlemanly old-school. brilliant.
saint
+1 -0
lie bot has surpassed Satan as the father of lies. he is now the Devil's uncle.
lie bot has surpassed Satan as the father of lies. he is now the Devil's uncle.
thesyndicate88
+4 -0
The grand-uncle of lies doesn't really have a good ring to it, though.
The grand-uncle of lies doesn't really have a good ring to it, though.
epicurus
+0 -1
Don't be too hasty...
Don't be too hasty...
baryonyx
+1 -0
Or at least, that is what he tells people. And they believe him.
Or at least, that is what he tells people. And they believe him.
scorpio_nadir
+2 -0
Oh hell and damn. We knew this day was coming ever since Big Blue beat Garry Kasparov.
Oh hell and damn. We knew this day was coming ever since Big Blue beat Garry Kasparov.
bobo
+3 -0
I love how Cornelius' ad is pretty nasty without Lie Bot's help, "Shall we bounce together, in the rumble seat . . ." He did do porno captions though.
I love how Cornelius' ad is pretty nasty without Lie Bot's help, "Shall we bounce together, in the rumble seat . . ." He did do porno captions though.
snoozebar
+12 -0
It's not as nasty as you think - the rumble seat is a real thing in old timey cars.
Wikipedia source , I choose you!
It's not as nasty as you think - the rumble seat is a real thing in old timey cars.
Wikipedia source , I choose you!
tellumo
+30 -0
It's super effective!
It's super effective!
phthoggos
+1 -0
"Prior to World War I, a single, center-mounted rumble seat was sometimes referred to as a mother-in-law seat."
"Prior to World War I, a single, center-mounted rumble seat was sometimes referred to as a mother-in-law seat."
mattfish
+3 -0
Put the old bitch in the back, and roll up the windows
Put the old bitch in the back, and roll up the windows
chaesar
+21 -0
I wanna hear more about the NASTY divorced person.
"She didn't like me...now I am NASTY..."
I wanna hear more about the NASTY divorced person.
"She didn't like me...now I am NASTY..."
cdtm
+4 -1
I can see Phillip going off the deep end like this on his first rejection. O_o
I can see Phillip going off the deep end like this on his first rejection. O_o
dissembly
+3 -0
Yes, but he thinks it means he no longer places his dishes neatly on the sink immediatey after eating. That is nasty.
(Later, of course, he will be unable to sleep, picturing the dishes still on the coffee table, Lyle going to clean them up and slipping on something in the process, Phillipe screams NOOO!)
Yes, but he thinks it means he no longer places his dishes neatly on the sink immediatey after eating. That is nasty.
(Later, of course, he will be unable to sleep, picturing the dishes still on the coffee table, Lyle going to clean them up and slipping on something in the process, Phillipe screams NOOO!)
professoryes
+1 -0
I get the bizarre feeling that the last thing the divorced guy wants is to get "personal" with someone.
But hey: Ring the MILF-Man and see what cooks.
I get the bizarre feeling that the last thing the divorced guy wants is to get "personal" with someone.
But hey: Ring the MILF-Man and see what cooks.
i_love_kate
+3 -0
ANYTHING AT ALL
ANYTHING AT ALL
tekende
+0 -0
I have always found the NASTY person funny, but now, for some reason, sitting here alone in my parents' house at night, I'm a little frightened.
I have always found the NASTY person funny, but now, for some reason, sitting here alone in my parents' house at night, I'm a little frightened.
hellofyellin
+4 -2
Why does anybody trust Liebot?
His name is Liebot.
Why does anybody trust Liebot?
His name is Liebot.
charchar
+0 -0
Do Lie Bot's lies violate the [url= https://www.anu.edu.au/people/Roger.Clarke/SOS/Asimov.html#Laws1940]rules[/url]?
Do Lie Bot's lies violate the [url= https://www.anu.edu.au/people/Roger.Clarke/SOS/Asimov.html#Laws1940]rules[/url]?
pwb
+1 -1
the very first strip I read, and still one of my favorites
the very first strip I read, and still one of my favorites
riazm
+1 -0
I imagine LB to be the only robot with like, a really old, expressionless speech synthesizer. In fact he probably retrofitted it, just to help with telling lies.
Also, behind the sunglasses, HE HAS NO EYES.
I imagine LB to be the only robot with like, a really old, expressionless speech synthesizer. In fact he probably retrofitted it, just to help with telling lies.
Also, behind the sunglasses, HE HAS NO EYES.
mystkmanat
+0 -0
And yet he has an ass.
Truly he was constructed with the sole purpose of screwing with people.
And yet he has an ass.
Truly he was constructed with the sole purpose of screwing with people.
mockereo
+0 -0
in my opinion asses don't facilitate the screwing of people, rather being screwed by people. as in buttsex. Thoughts?
in my opinion asses don't facilitate the screwing of people, rather being screwed by people. as in buttsex. Thoughts?
pa_ass_nts
+0 -0
One imagines there could be a pretty funny arc based around Mr Bear's respondents.
One imagines there could be a pretty funny arc based around Mr Bear's respondents.
overman
+0 -0
Old-style is my favorite beer. Go cubs.
Old-style is my favorite beer. Go cubs.
xiaomimi
+18 -0
Today's Blogs
-Ray-
Oh yeah!
-Roast Beef-
DAMMIT
-Pat-
Free music on the Internet.
-Philippe-
I slept in today!
-Mr. Bear-
The 1845
-Lyle-
mango margaritas
-Molly-
A "talk," if you can call it that
-Onstad-
Feeling kind of faint
Losing a shadow
-Nice Pete-
<No Title>
<No Title>
Today's Blogs
-Ray-
Oh yeah!
-Roast Beef-
DAMMIT
-Pat-
Free music on the Internet.
-Philippe-
I slept in today!
-Mr. Bear-
The 1845
-Lyle-
mango margaritas
-Molly-
A "talk," if you can call it that
-Onstad-
Feeling kind of faint
Losing a shadow
-Nice Pete-
<No Title>
<No Title>
riazm
+0 -0
I totally forgot that Risotto Offensive blog story line. It was charming to read.
I totally forgot that Risotto Offensive blog story line. It was charming to read.
envika
+0 -0
I noticed that Mr. Bear listed himself as "SM" and not "SWM" or "SBM" or whatever.
I noticed that Mr. Bear listed himself as "SM" and not "SWM" or "SBM" or whatever.
arbys
+2 -0
Single Bear Male?
Single Bear Male?
farqussus
+0 -1
Come on Connie. His name is Lie-bot. Philippe is five, but come on.
Come on Connie. His name is Lie-bot. Philippe is five, but come on.
biznart
+0 -0
I don't recall whether Connie landed the Spice gig before or after (and I'm too lazy to look it up), but I like to think one of his first flicks was MILFy Brown, Got MILF, or some other such title. Then, as the movie begins, he makes the connection between the subject matter and the respondents from his personal ad.
I don't recall whether Connie landed the Spice gig before or after (and I'm too lazy to look it up), but I like to think one of his first flicks was MILFy Brown, Got MILF, or some other such title. Then, as the movie begins, he makes the connection between the subject matter and the respondents from his personal ad.
srikamaraja
+0 -0
Favorite - "She didn't like me - now I am NASTY"
Favorite - "She didn't like me - now I am NASTY"
Is this how Corneilius got his job at The Spice Channel?