milesdonovan
+7 -0
And how chubby is Lyle? He is so chubby here.
And how chubby is Lyle? He is so chubby here.
thereminhero
+15 -1
Lyle's just as chubby as Lyle wants to be.
Lyle's just as chubby as Lyle wants to be.
valorgigo
+0 -0
A chubby for this most excellent chubby-related post.
A chubby for this most excellent chubby-related post.
donsoze
+0 -0
That's just because he has his hands behind his back. He looks like a cute li'l snowman.
That's just because he has his hands behind his back. He looks like a cute li'l snowman.
coolbreeze3
+2 -0
Lyle is hell of chubby.
Lyle is hell of chubby.
clintisiceman
+23 -0
Who is fat?
Lyle.
(He is.)
Who is fat?
Lyle.
(He is.)
luckypyjamas
+3 -0
SO chubby
SO chubby
mira
+15 -0
I must say I never understood if they wished to masturbate to the catalog, since they are all stuffed animals, or if they just really like to look at toys. Because toys are awesome.
I must say I never understood if they wished to masturbate to the catalog, since they are all stuffed animals, or if they just really like to look at toys. Because toys are awesome.
roastbeet
+3 -0
both!
both!
mikeronomicon
+1 -2
Actually I think they are masterbating to the toys.
Actually I think they are masterbating to the toys.
hateandwar
+0 -0
I don't know why but I love this post.
I don't know why but I love this post.
stilted
+19 -0
I always felt sure it was for masturbation - - except Philippe doesn't realize this, which makes his reply so funny.
I always felt sure it was for masturbation - - except Philippe doesn't realize this, which makes his reply so funny.
norrin
+0 -2
Oh, good. Until I read that, I thought he was down for the JO time in the bathroom as well, which disturbed me.
Oh, good. Until I read that, I thought he was down for the JO time in the bathroom as well, which disturbed me.
tellumo
+0 -0
He knows that he will be just as satisfied with one minute as he would with five (or at least only marginally less), and that Lyle will still be able to make use of the four spare minutes. The Philippe of this strip may well have read this book .
He knows that he will be just as satisfied with one minute as he would with five (or at least only marginally less), and that Lyle will still be able to make use of the four spare minutes. The Philippe of this strip may well have read this book .
dorko_suavo
+0 -0
He knows,and he's very efficient with his time.
He knows,and he's very efficient with his time.
turnabout
+1 -1
the strip could have taken a real turn for the furry here. glad it didn't.
the strip could have taken a real turn for the furry here. glad it didn't.
mira
+6 -0
furry or faux-furry? I, for one, am somewhat intrigued by the idea of teddy bears having sex. But I will be the first to question my taste.
furry or faux-furry? I, for one, am somewhat intrigued by the idea of teddy bears having sex. But I will be the first to question my taste.
relaxing
+8 -0
That's fine, so long as neither of the teddy bears is you .
That's fine, so long as neither of the teddy bears is you .
unfun
+6 -0
I believe the term is plushy .
I believe the term is plushy .
wjon
+0 -0
3 years later and I can now ask, "Didn't it?"
3 years later and I can now ask, "Didn't it?"
vodkavonstroheim
+12 -0
When I first started reading this strip I always thought Lyle's moustache was a big, happy, open cat mouth!
When I first started reading this strip I always thought Lyle's moustache was a big, happy, open cat mouth!
stopeatingmyeyes
+2 -0
and I thought I was the only one!
and I thought I was the only one!
catgrl131
+4 -0
I still cant see it as a moustache
It just doesnt work like that for me
I still cant see it as a moustache
It just doesnt work like that for me
dovey
+0 -0
But...but.. Lyle has a moustache!
That's the way it is
But...but.. Lyle has a moustache!
That's the way it is
ravindra108
+0 -0
Yeah, in these old comics, try as I might, I can't make my mind turn that into a mustache.
Yeah, in these old comics, try as I might, I can't make my mind turn that into a mustache.
tibcoolbreeze
+0 -0
I'm the exact opposite; I can't make it turn into a face after trying because of this comment.
SCREW YOU, VODKAVONSTROHEIM! FUCK YOU!!!
I'm the exact opposite; I can't make it turn into a face after trying because of this comment.
SCREW YOU, VODKAVONSTROHEIM! FUCK YOU!!!
i_love_kate
+0 -0
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
deimosrising
+31 -1
For those of you calling Lyle chubby, refer to my avatar.
For those of you calling Lyle chubby, refer to my avatar.
misterwolf
+0 -0
One thing I've never understood about Lyle: is that his mouth, or some sort of really bizzare facial hair?
One thing I've never understood about Lyle: is that his mouth, or some sort of really bizzare facial hair?
relaxing
+0 -0
Definitely a 'stache.
Definitely a 'stache.
bron
+0 -0
Something who can host a moustache that badass deserves your respect.
Something who can host a moustache that badass deserves your respect.
zapatos
+1 -0
Or a shave, they may deserve a shave.
Or a shave, they may deserve a shave.
nause
+8 -0
They're going to want a smoke once they get done with that catalog.
They're going to want a smoke once they get done with that catalog.
billyamericana
+0 -0
Incredible 'stache, incredible girth. Lyle's my boy.
Incredible 'stache, incredible girth. Lyle's my boy.
mortshire
+6 -0
it's pretty adorable how they're staged, with lyle looking at the "audience" and the others in a perfect row, like a greek chorus.
it's pretty adorable how they're staged, with lyle looking at the "audience" and the others in a perfect row, like a greek chorus.
m3funkyb
+2 -0
is it just me or has lyle lost weight?
is it just me or has lyle lost weight?
relaxing
+5 -0
A liquid diet will do that.
A liquid diet will do that.
farqussus
+3 -0
Vomiting your daily intake while you sleep helps too.
Vomiting your daily intake while you sleep helps too.
fuckyoufriday
+6 -0
Philippe's got a hair trigger, apparently.
Philippe's got a hair trigger, apparently.
rapid_roy
+0 -2
no Philippe, smoking is bad!
no Philippe, smoking is bad!
killerlimpet
+4 -0
Especially heated up marijuana!
Especially heated up marijuana!
max
+1 -0
Back when they used to be toys man, so legit.
Back when they used to be toys man, so legit.
scramblesthedog
+0 -0
No kidding. That didn't last long. I guess there was danger of entering Calvin and Hobbes territory there.
No kidding. That didn't last long. I guess there was danger of entering Calvin and Hobbes territory there.
i_love_kate
+2 -0
They're still all toys. The cats are real animals, as are the squirrels, but those four are definitely plush. But it doesn't stop them having a damned good time .
They're still all toys. The cats are real animals, as are the squirrels, but those four are definitely plush. But it doesn't stop them having a damned good time .
direhaggis
+1 -0
Quite possibly the only strip where Cornelius is horny and vocal about it.
Quite possibly the only strip where Cornelius is horny and vocal about it.
em2
+1 -0
These days, he would subtitle a movie.
These days, he would subtitle a movie.
stuart
+2 -0
Mr. Bear is so out of later established character here
Mr. Bear is so out of later established character here
petestart
+0 -2
2.9 is not a fair reflection of this strip. A cursory glance of the comments on it suggest that Phillipe is out of character in his apparent sexual deviancy.
The Ultra-Peanut saga that follows later disproves that.
I think the best lesson we can learn from this strip is Lyle's inherent degeneracy, as well as that of the early, non-feline cast.
2.9 is not a fair reflection of this strip. A cursory glance of the comments on it suggest that Phillipe is out of character in his apparent sexual deviancy.
The Ultra-Peanut saga that follows later disproves that.
I think the best lesson we can learn from this strip is Lyle's inherent degeneracy, as well as that of the early, non-feline cast.
coldfrog
+1 -0
And that Lyle looks fatter with no shirt.
And that Lyle looks fatter with no shirt.
joeyramoney
+0 -0
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A comment left by joeyramoney was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Dovey, silver_lake, FVVS, mashisoyo, wae, rowboat, sardoniclaconic, catgrl131, farqussus, Sal, LucidLoon, howl, shoinan, NotCool, Lereya, dr_sexlove)
digdugz
+2 -0
You are lucky that I have used up my lame alottment.
You are lucky that I have used up my lame alottment.
dovey
+4 -0
I haven't
I haven't
_cheesekayke
+0 -2
Hmm... only avoids a one because it introduces Lyle.
Hmm... only avoids a one because it introduces Lyle.
hikikomori
+1 -1
Seconded.
Seconded.
zefiel
+1 -1
Lyle was introduced in the very Third comic. How about that.
Lyle was introduced in the very Third comic. How about that.
ovenface
+3 -1
about the mouth/stache- if you look at the picture of the cast, you will see that lyle has a big mouth. the early lyle has a large mouth but it slowly morphs into a stache in later strips because, well, it looks like one. plus it's cooler.
about the mouth/stache- if you look at the picture of the cast, you will see that lyle has a big mouth. the early lyle has a large mouth but it slowly morphs into a stache in later strips because, well, it looks like one. plus it's cooler.
boots
+0 -0
A comment left by boots was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by FVVS, rowboat, sardoniclaconic, Miku224, Magb, hellofditties)
A comment left by boots was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by FVVS, rowboat, sardoniclaconic, Miku224, Magb, hellofditties)
memehaver
+0 -0
One minute! Har har. A child!
One minute! Har har. A child!
daidai
+0 -0
Hi Lyle.
Hi Lyle.
radarjammer
+1 -0
Phillippe wouldn't know what to do with madam FAO Shwarz.
Phillippe wouldn't know what to do with madam FAO Shwarz.
wonelove
+0 -0
[i]when stuffed dolls get nasty
[i]when stuffed dolls get nasty
woodenteeth
+0 -0
[/i]
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sparhawk
+0 -0
It's like the Achewood characters we know are putting on some kind of performance piece... in which Lyle does not feel inclined to clothe his nethers...
It's like the Achewood characters we know are putting on some kind of performance piece... in which Lyle does not feel inclined to clothe his nethers...
wonglers
+0 -0
Of course Lyle is fat. Bein fat rocks!
Of course Lyle is fat. Bein fat rocks!
rbisme
+0 -0
really fat lyle makes me laugh
really fat lyle makes me laugh
bmsfbezjovtf
+0 -1
this is the first achewood strip i saw, it had me hooked ever since
this is the first achewood strip i saw, it had me hooked ever since
prettyrad
+0 -0
Lyle reminds me of Doctor Eggman in this strip. A large-eared, characteristically underdeveloped Doctor Eggman.
Lyle reminds me of Doctor Eggman in this strip. A large-eared, characteristically underdeveloped Doctor Eggman.
prettyrad
+6 -0
So I was thinking about this again, because that is what I do, and I realised that this is actually hell of uncanny. [IMGS OFF]
So I was thinking about this again, because that is what I do, and I realised that this is actually hell of uncanny. [IMGS OFF]
kikineko
+0 -0
Philippe, don't you dare touch those cancer sticks! Oh and the uh... FAO Shwarz catalog if you want.
Philippe, don't you dare touch those cancer sticks! Oh and the uh... FAO Shwarz catalog if you want.
splatpiles
+0 -0
I gotta Baaaad feeling about this comic strip...
I gotta Baaaad feeling about this comic strip...
imstandingonit
+1 -0
This was my first Achewood comic ever!
Hilarious!
This was my first Achewood comic ever!
Hilarious!
theguitarhero
+0 -0
lies!
lies!
woodenteeth
+0 -0
pies!
pies!
rowboat
+0 -0
thighs!
thighs!
mensch
+0 -0
* sighs *
* sighs *
ph3r
+1 -0
THESE KNIIII...ves!
THESE KNIIII...ves!
gladi8orrex
+0 -1
GLADI8OR ARRIVES!
GLADI8OR ARRIVES!
redjoker
+1 -1
nice tries
nice tries
gladi8orrex
+0 -1
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Sexy weekend.
Sexy weekend.
gladi8orrex
+0 -1
how did u find this post?!
how did u find this post?!
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Commented on my thread above big fella, all I did was scroll down. I am not a detective... or perhaps this is all part of a TRAP! Actually that sounds fun.
Commented on my thread above big fella, all I did was scroll down. I am not a detective... or perhaps this is all part of a TRAP! Actually that sounds fun.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Wait. Why am I talking to you as if you are actually a mildly mentally handicapped person when you're some clever art-troll person. I can only assume it's because your character is so convincing.
Wait. Why am I talking to you as if you are actually a mildly mentally handicapped person when you're some clever art-troll person. I can only assume it's because your character is so convincing.
gladi8orrex
+0 -1
bro listlin i am str8 whiff yall, for real, don' front lik dat
bro listlin i am str8 whiff yall, for real, don' front lik dat
gladi8orrex
+0 -1
you cool? seen any good movies?
you cool? seen any good movies?
woodenteeth
+0 -0
I'm sorry I fronted. I haven't watched a good movie for some time. I am also sorry about this.
I'm sorry I fronted. I haven't watched a good movie for some time. I am also sorry about this.
gladi8orrex
+0 -1
i dunno whatchu into dogg, if ur a li'l wild an' like 2 lissen 2 suggestions from sum1 like me go see Undisputed 2: last man standing.
ps. i don' know wat u n2 but im sure u can enjoy sum gyver kix
i dunno whatchu into dogg, if ur a li'l wild an' like 2 lissen 2 suggestions from sum1 like me go see Undisputed 2: last man standing.
ps. i don' know wat u n2 but im sure u can enjoy sum gyver kix
supahlovah
+0 -0
ONE MINUTE!
ONE MINUTE!
mcgurker
+0 -0
I like how Cornelius is excited and not subtly offended.
I like how Cornelius is excited and not subtly offended.
Oh old nonestablished character of Philippe, you so crazy.
He wants a smoke and he is 5? :o
Something was offered and he is accepting. Phil's just being polite.
Plus, he wants to be a bad dude.
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
When Onstad first started writing Achewood, Philippe was retarded. He became five shortly after.
Not to mention unestablished Cornelius.