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The new catalog has arrived Wednesday, October 3, 2001 • read strip Viewing 97 comments:

Oh old nonestablished character of Philippe, you so crazy.

He wants a smoke and he is 5? :o

Something was offered and he is accepting. Phil's just being polite.

Plus, he wants to be a bad dude.

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When Onstad first started writing Achewood, Philippe was retarded. He became five shortly after.

Not to mention unestablished Cornelius.

And how chubby is Lyle? He is so chubby here.

Lyle's just as chubby as Lyle wants to be.

A chubby for this most excellent chubby-related post.

That's just because he has his hands behind his back. He looks like a cute li'l snowman.

Lyle is hell of chubby.

Who is fat?

Lyle.
(He is.)

SO chubby

I must say I never understood if they wished to masturbate to the catalog, since they are all stuffed animals, or if they just really like to look at toys. Because toys are awesome.

both!

Actually I think they are masterbating to the toys.

I don't know why but I love this post.

I always felt sure it was for masturbation - - except Philippe doesn't realize this, which makes his reply so funny.

Oh, good. Until I read that, I thought he was down for the JO time in the bathroom as well, which disturbed me.

He knows that he will be just as satisfied with one minute as he would with five (or at least only marginally less), and that Lyle will still be able to make use of the four spare minutes. The Philippe of this strip may well have read this book .

He knows,and he's very efficient with his time.

the strip could have taken a real turn for the furry here. glad it didn't.

furry or faux-furry? I, for one, am somewhat intrigued by the idea of teddy bears having sex. But I will be the first to question my taste.

That's fine, so long as neither of the teddy bears is you .

I believe the term is plushy .

3 years later and I can now ask, "Didn't it?"

When I first started reading this strip I always thought Lyle's moustache was a big, happy, open cat mouth!

and I thought I was the only one!

I still cant see it as a moustache
It just doesnt work like that for me

But...but.. Lyle has a moustache!

That's the way it is

Yeah, in these old comics, try as I might, I can't make my mind turn that into a mustache.

I'm the exact opposite; I can't make it turn into a face after trying because of this comment.

SCREW YOU, VODKAVONSTROHEIM! FUCK YOU!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

For those of you calling Lyle chubby, refer to my avatar.

One thing I've never understood about Lyle: is that his mouth, or some sort of really bizzare facial hair?

Definitely a 'stache.

Something who can host a moustache that badass deserves your respect.

Or a shave, they may deserve a shave.

They're going to want a smoke once they get done with that catalog.

Incredible 'stache, incredible girth. Lyle's my boy.

it's pretty adorable how they're staged, with lyle looking at the "audience" and the others in a perfect row, like a greek chorus.

is it just me or has lyle lost weight?

A liquid diet will do that.

Vomiting your daily intake while you sleep helps too.

Philippe's got a hair trigger, apparently.

no Philippe, smoking is bad!

Especially heated up marijuana!

Back when they used to be toys man, so legit.

No kidding. That didn't last long. I guess there was danger of entering Calvin and Hobbes territory there.

They're still all toys. The cats are real animals, as are the squirrels, but those four are definitely plush. But it doesn't stop them having a damned good time .

Quite possibly the only strip where Cornelius is horny and vocal about it.

These days, he would subtitle a movie.

Mr. Bear is so out of later established character here

2.9 is not a fair reflection of this strip. A cursory glance of the comments on it suggest that Phillipe is out of character in his apparent sexual deviancy.

The Ultra-Peanut saga that follows later disproves that.

I think the best lesson we can learn from this strip is Lyle's inherent degeneracy, as well as that of the early, non-feline cast.

And that Lyle looks fatter with no shirt.

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You are lucky that I have used up my lame alottment.

I haven't

Hmm... only avoids a one because it introduces Lyle.

Seconded.

Lyle was introduced in the very Third comic. How about that.

about the mouth/stache- if you look at the picture of the cast, you will see that lyle has a big mouth. the early lyle has a large mouth but it slowly morphs into a stache in later strips because, well, it looks like one. plus it's cooler.

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One minute! Har har. A child!

Hi Lyle.

Phillippe wouldn't know what to do with madam FAO Shwarz.

[i]when stuffed dolls get nasty

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It's like the Achewood characters we know are putting on some kind of performance piece... in which Lyle does not feel inclined to clothe his nethers...

Of course Lyle is fat. Bein fat rocks!

really fat lyle makes me laugh

this is the first achewood strip i saw, it had me hooked ever since

Lyle reminds me of Doctor Eggman in this strip. A large-eared, characteristically underdeveloped Doctor Eggman.

So I was thinking about this again, because that is what I do, and I realised that this is actually hell of uncanny. [IMGS OFF]

Philippe, don't you dare touch those cancer sticks! Oh and the uh... FAO Shwarz catalog if you want.

I gotta Baaaad feeling about this comic strip...

This was my first Achewood comic ever!

Hilarious!

lies!

pies!

thighs!

* sighs *

THESE KNIIII...ves!

GLADI8OR ARRIVES!

nice tries

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Sexy weekend.

how did u find this post?!

Commented on my thread above big fella, all I did was scroll down. I am not a detective... or perhaps this is all part of a TRAP! Actually that sounds fun.

Wait. Why am I talking to you as if you are actually a mildly mentally handicapped person when you're some clever art-troll person. I can only assume it's because your character is so convincing.

bro listlin i am str8 whiff yall, for real, don' front lik dat

you cool? seen any good movies?

I'm sorry I fronted. I haven't watched a good movie for some time. I am also sorry about this.

i dunno whatchu into dogg, if ur a li'l wild an' like 2 lissen 2 suggestions from sum1 like me go see Undisputed 2: last man standing.

ps. i don' know wat u n2 but im sure u can enjoy sum gyver kix

ONE MINUTE!

I like how Cornelius is excited and not subtly offended.