catachresis
+6 -0
There are not enough raps about what it would be like to have eye problems.
There are not enough raps about what it would be like to have eye problems.
riazm
+7 -0
What rhymes with myopic? Topic? Chronic? hmm maybe there's a rhyme here about...treating glaucoma with marijuana? Only glaucoma is different to short sightedness so I don't know. I'm just thinking out loud here man, if we want to see more raps about eye problems we're going to have to create them ourselves.
What rhymes with myopic? Topic? Chronic? hmm maybe there's a rhyme here about...treating glaucoma with marijuana? Only glaucoma is different to short sightedness so I don't know. I'm just thinking out loud here man, if we want to see more raps about eye problems we're going to have to create them ourselves.
saurkraus
+9 -0
When in doubt, just rhyme the word with the exact same word .
When in doubt, just rhyme the word with the exact same word .
boredom_man
+0 -0
Especially if that word is "am" or "me."
Especially if that word is "am" or "me."
molesticide
+3 -1
or if you are talib kweli.
what? i fucking don't like him. also it rhymed to say that.
or if you are talib kweli.
what? i fucking don't like him. also it rhymed to say that.
aaron_haynes
+4 -0
Or "coelacanth".
Or "coelacanth".
history
+0 -0
To prove saurkraus' point:
From one of the greatest rap albums of all time...ahem..
"Don't let me slip,
because if I slip,
then I'm slippin'"
To prove saurkraus' point:
From one of the greatest rap albums of all time...ahem..
"Don't let me slip,
because if I slip,
then I'm slippin'"
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
there's a reason why he's really more of a producer.
there's a reason why he's really more of a producer.
ttagxamm
+138 -1
i got astigmatism like protestants got schism
corneas harder than hardknocks shootin up blocks with glocks
bullets fall in cataracts, gunsmoke clouding my iris,
counteract attacks with the third eye of osiris
even blinded with glaucomas i leave my foes in comas
i got astigmatism like protestants got schism
corneas harder than hardknocks shootin up blocks with glocks
bullets fall in cataracts, gunsmoke clouding my iris,
counteract attacks with the third eye of osiris
even blinded with glaucomas i leave my foes in comas
catachresis
+1 -0
Chubbies go ^here, guys.
Chubbies go ^here, guys.
ttagxamm
+79 -0
like Tiresias I'm epic, prophetic, cut you to pieces
I'll pull your leg over your eyes, it's catachresis,
peep this: I'm metamorphosin',
leave you cry-iyi-yin'
like Roy Orbison, don't get morbid, son
you'll get done: I spit wicked braille
but y'all frail, you fail
to impress, I'm the pinball wizard
you're the least of the less,
you're a rhyme shirker, I'm the Miracle Worker
teachin Helen Keller to talk to Teller
while you fallin through the cellar
into Hell, sir
allow me to introduce myself I'm the man without fear,
you get speared, your roof gets teared,
I'm just sayin, on the level
meanwhile I'm playin truth or dare with the devil
like Tiresias I'm epic, prophetic, cut you to pieces
I'll pull your leg over your eyes, it's catachresis,
peep this: I'm metamorphosin',
leave you cry-iyi-yin'
like Roy Orbison, don't get morbid, son
you'll get done: I spit wicked braille
but y'all frail, you fail
to impress, I'm the pinball wizard
you're the least of the less,
you're a rhyme shirker, I'm the Miracle Worker
teachin Helen Keller to talk to Teller
while you fallin through the cellar
into Hell, sir
allow me to introduce myself I'm the man without fear,
you get speared, your roof gets teared,
I'm just sayin, on the level
meanwhile I'm playin truth or dare with the devil
ovenface
+10 -0
I like that I am learning about mythology because I looked up a word I found in a rap about eye problems.
I like that I am learning about mythology because I looked up a word I found in a rap about eye problems.
laserblade
+0 -0
Chubbied for the Oedipus Rex reference.
Chubbied for the Oedipus Rex reference.
gouldgonewild
+1 -0
This is a little Doctor Octagon ish
This is a little Doctor Octagon ish
ted0phile
+1 -0
You're just saying that because it mentions health problems.
Alas! Not even one occurrence of 'rectum' or 'doo-doo'.
You're just saying that because it mentions health problems.
Alas! Not even one occurrence of 'rectum' or 'doo-doo'.
mercuri0us
+0 -0
A masterpiece. Must be the first rap ever to reference the Who and Roy Orbison.
A masterpiece. Must be the first rap ever to reference the Who and Roy Orbison.
saint
+0 -0
Be careful. Eminem may very well be thiefering this for his next album.
Shameless hobo.
Be careful. Eminem may very well be thiefering this for his next album.
Shameless hobo.
libelandslander
+0 -0
I really, really wish I could give an extra chubby for the reformation reference.
I really, really wish I could give an extra chubby for the reformation reference.
ttagxamm
+22 -0
Thanks for your indulgence, but don't worry about it:
Stab me with nails I got optical prostheses
My sonar never fails, I'm like chiropteran species
You wanna slander me? In all candor, G
that's specious
I drop more science than Mary Eddy teaches
and I got more props already than Luther got Theses
Thanks for your indulgence, but don't worry about it:
Stab me with nails I got optical prostheses
My sonar never fails, I'm like chiropteran species
You wanna slander me? In all candor, G
that's specious
I drop more science than Mary Eddy teaches
and I got more props already than Luther got Theses
slalvation
+1 -1
Biopic?
Biopic?
ttagxamm
+51 -1
myopic optics can't stop this
can't knock me down i'm gyroscopic
i roll thick and rock headknots
ancient like Coptic break you open like lockpicks
twist you up in double helix like Watson & Crick
turn your life inside out like endoscopic bio pics
clock tick tick tock ticks to six-six-six
your own personal End Times' now, apocalyptic
myopic optics can't stop this
can't knock me down i'm gyroscopic
i roll thick and rock headknots
ancient like Coptic break you open like lockpicks
twist you up in double helix like Watson & Crick
turn your life inside out like endoscopic bio pics
clock tick tick tock ticks to six-six-six
your own personal End Times' now, apocalyptic
bourbonsamurai
+0 -1
I look forward to this saga continuing.
I look forward to this saga continuing.
ttagxamm
+56 -1
readin eye chart flows and stoppin hearts cold
like king midas's hex all I see turns to gold
I'm Optometrist Rex, I vex
synapses
the opposition collapses when i move the masses
shakin asses and makin passes at all the girls who wear glasses
readin eye chart flows and stoppin hearts cold
like king midas's hex all I see turns to gold
I'm Optometrist Rex, I vex
synapses
the opposition collapses when i move the masses
shakin asses and makin passes at all the girls who wear glasses
aelindil
+0 -1
I... I think I'm in love.
I... I think I'm in love.
froggle
+0 -0
I like how the chubbies get fewer and fewer with each new rap... Not that they aren't badass as ray's thong. Chubbies for all!
I like how the chubbies get fewer and fewer with each new rap... Not that they aren't badass as ray's thong. Chubbies for all!
hurry
+0 -0
Well, you can only give so many chubbies per page.. =(
Well, you can only give so many chubbies per page.. =(
ttagxamm
+37 -0
drunk on bourbon whiskey,
it's disturbin and risky
how you try and dis me
you don't wanna
i'm quick like katana, slick like satana
aka satan it's fate son
here's a lesson:
you try and teach me
you'll never reach me
blind swordsman zatoichi
drunk on bourbon whiskey,
it's disturbin and risky
how you try and dis me
you don't wanna
i'm quick like katana, slick like satana
aka satan it's fate son
here's a lesson:
you try and teach me
you'll never reach me
blind swordsman zatoichi
mulisha7
+1 -0
Hell of chubbied for the Zatoichi reference. You can't have a rap about ocular problems without bringing in the blind master swordsman
Hell of chubbied for the Zatoichi reference. You can't have a rap about ocular problems without bringing in the blind master swordsman
dismas
+0 -0
I can't give any more chubbies on this page
but your flow gives me multiple boners.
I can't give any more chubbies on this page
but your flow gives me multiple boners.
shinkusan
+0 -0
It's interesting that this comic only has 56 comments. And that 5 or 7 of these comments are some of the BEST COMMENTS EVER WRITTEN.
It's interesting that this comic only has 56 comments. And that 5 or 7 of these comments are some of the BEST COMMENTS EVER WRITTEN.
wozzeck
+0 -0
I do not recall Cudgel crossing paths with a rapping gid.
I do not recall Cudgel crossing paths with a rapping gid.
geysershitdick
+0 -0
Modern Rap needs a voice like Doggz 2 Tha Bizzone right now.
Modern Rap needs a voice like Doggz 2 Tha Bizzone right now.
tetrisattack
+2 -0
What's a rap company? Some sort of work place where there are a bunch of people in cubicles just writing raps? Because if these places do exists, I know where I want to work.
What's a rap company? Some sort of work place where there are a bunch of people in cubicles just writing raps? Because if these places do exists, I know where I want to work.
m3funkyb
+5 -1
Gettin' ill on logistics, shootin out a window, holdin' a little endo, I got an eye infection, it's like zombie ressurection, but I ain't gonna trip, I won't take a hit, from myself, on the face, for my mistake WORD
Gettin' ill on logistics, shootin out a window, holdin' a little endo, I got an eye infection, it's like zombie ressurection, but I ain't gonna trip, I won't take a hit, from myself, on the face, for my mistake WORD
pbeez
+1 -0
I don't thik this strip gets enough love. It's one of the rare times Ray gets vulnerable (that and meeting his dad) and both times it's never schmaltzy.
I don't thik this strip gets enough love. It's one of the rare times Ray gets vulnerable (that and meeting his dad) and both times it's never schmaltzy.
cdl146
+1 -0
Alt text: they just had a lot of bad-ass raps, basically. They were fucking good!
Alt text: they just had a lot of bad-ass raps, basically. They were fucking good!
evolume
+0 -0
I have superior oblique myokymia. if you check Wikipedia, you'll see that I wrote much of the article on it as well.
I have superior oblique myokymia. if you check Wikipedia, you'll see that I wrote much of the article on it as well.
honesttom
+0 -0
Dammit, nothing rhymes with that.
Dammit, nothing rhymes with that.
ttagxamm
+26 -0
And yet:
you fear your fate
so bleak
your time's up:
superior
oblique
myokymia
my vision shimmers, my rage simmers
my eyes twitch, still I flip the switch
now your future's gettin dimmer
I'm burning pitch, invisible witch,
fantastitch plastitch elastitch,
which means I stretch slimmer
you wanna start a thing?
Fuck you, I'm Ben Grimmer
[No, I don't know how the Fantastic Four got in there]
And yet:
you fear your fate
so bleak
your time's up:
superior
oblique
myokymia
my vision shimmers, my rage simmers
my eyes twitch, still I flip the switch
now your future's gettin dimmer
I'm burning pitch, invisible witch,
fantastitch plastitch elastitch,
which means I stretch slimmer
you wanna start a thing?
Fuck you, I'm Ben Grimmer
[No, I don't know how the Fantastic Four got in there]
invidious
+0 -0
This is the first time all of my chubbies on one page went to the same person.
This is the first time all of my chubbies on one page went to the same person.
ttagxamm
+1 -0
That's right: I'm insidious.
That's right: I'm insidious.
jollysaintpete
+0 -0
fuckin' a
fuckin' a
tekende
+3 -2
I got superior oblique myokymia
It hurts so bad, mamma mia
I got superior oblique myokymia
It hurts so bad, mamma mia
dasilodavi
+0 -0
It's like The Iceman Cometh. Roast Beef comes back, but that dream never does come true. Fortunately they have other dreams, and Onstad isn't a broken shell of a man like Eugene O'Neill.
It's like The Iceman Cometh. Roast Beef comes back, but that dream never does come true. Fortunately they have other dreams, and Onstad isn't a broken shell of a man like Eugene O'Neill.
hateandwar
+0 -0
Check out the tiny, tiny Ray.
Check out the tiny, tiny Ray.
swatson
+7 -0
a bloo bloo bloo
a bloo bloo bloo
laserblade
+0 -0
It's 1:30 AM and your avatar made me LOL.
It's 1:30 AM and your avatar made me LOL.
charchar
+0 -0
this is why cats can't have martinis: they get all emotional.
this is why cats can't have martinis: they get all emotional.
swatson
+1 -0
"ABLOO BLOO BLOO!"
"ABLOO BLOO BLOO!"
zeromyerz
+0 -0
Who else can hear rocketman?
Who else can hear rocketman?
Is this the genesis of Prime Time Records? I wonder.
I think this is a fictionalized account of the origins of the Wu-Tang clan. It is clear that, in this analogy, Ray is the RZA and Beef is the GZA. I say this because of the GZA's well-known trip to the moon around that time. If you don't believe me, check the liner notes to Rubber Soul.
chubby for the liner notes reference because I actually had forgotten that...
but then I suddenly remembered Lie Bot
i chubbied you but then i realized beef is definitely the RZA and ray is maybe the GZA although ghostface or method seems more his part
Todd is Big Baby Jesus.
fuck yeah, dude!
chubbied for descloux