molesticide
+5 -0
some (but not all!!) of the chocolate.
NEVER all.
some (but not all!!) of the chocolate.
NEVER all.
pohlhoud
+13 -0
AL...
-QAEEEDA!
AL...
-QAEEEDA!
vreeeee
+46 -0
Tomorrow's recipe: Chicken!
Tomorrow's recipe: Chicken!
philosophe
+2 -0
wait... it this a pseudo-reference to the Anarchist's cookbook? I know there was a short arc on that.
wait... it this a pseudo-reference to the Anarchist's cookbook? I know there was a short arc on that.
aperson
+27 -0
Those Al Quaeda guys love to mass murder people, but if you're on the inside it's a really friendly organisation. Osama bin Laden will always let you borrow a cup of sugar if you ask nicely.
Those Al Quaeda guys love to mass murder people, but if you're on the inside it's a really friendly organisation. Osama bin Laden will always let you borrow a cup of sugar if you ask nicely.
charchar
+68 -0
My next-door neighbour recently came over and asked to borrow a cup of sugar. I was stunned, mainly because i don't think this has been actually done since 1954, but also because the man is usually of the hardcore gangsta persuasion. He was all, "Hell, yeah, I'm about to make some motherfuckin' TEA 'cause it helps me relax!" I was much amused to see a dude so excited about tea. Would that we all could be so enthusiastic.
I just realised this has almost no bearing on your post. But damn if it didn't feel good telling this story.
My next-door neighbour recently came over and asked to borrow a cup of sugar. I was stunned, mainly because i don't think this has been actually done since 1954, but also because the man is usually of the hardcore gangsta persuasion. He was all, "Hell, yeah, I'm about to make some motherfuckin' TEA 'cause it helps me relax!" I was much amused to see a dude so excited about tea. Would that we all could be so enthusiastic.
I just realised this has almost no bearing on your post. But damn if it didn't feel good telling this story.
foea
+4 -0
A whole cup of sugar? Either he's making gallons or the dude has a serious sweet tooth.
A whole cup of sugar? Either he's making gallons or the dude has a serious sweet tooth.
atlanticcity
+19 -0
Did you miss it? He's making MOTHERFUCKIN' tea. This requires far more than the average amount of sugar.
Did you miss it? He's making MOTHERFUCKIN' tea. This requires far more than the average amount of sugar.
selbencoirlo
+1 -0
Maybe he's making a gallon of iced sweet tea. I don't like sweet tea myself but I still think enthusiasm about it is rad.
Maybe he's making a gallon of iced sweet tea. I don't like sweet tea myself but I still think enthusiasm about it is rad.
wite_rabit
+0 -0
It must be noted that your gangsta neighbor was probably making a very special tea...
It must be noted that your gangsta neighbor was probably making a very special tea...
dusty
+1 -0
He guzzles it by the gallons, so much that his posse has given him the tag "Mr.Tea". This has led to confusion on more than one occasion.
He guzzles it by the gallons, so much that his posse has given him the tag "Mr.Tea". This has led to confusion on more than one occasion.
doc_rostov
+2 -0
That's essentially how my friend describes his frat.
"My brothers love to douche up the campus something fierce, but if you're on the inside it's really a friendly organization. My brothers will always let me borrow a cribbed test if I ask nicely."
That's essentially how my friend describes his frat.
"My brothers love to douche up the campus something fierce, but if you're on the inside it's really a friendly organization. My brothers will always let me borrow a cribbed test if I ask nicely."
heyoo
+8 -0
One time I shared a recipe with my neighbor and he claimed it as his own. If only I'd listened to the al-M's.
One time I shared a recipe with my neighbor and he claimed it as his own. If only I'd listened to the al-M's.
stuart
+1 -1
Muhammad al-Mouhammid
Muhammad al-Mouhammid
soticoto
+3 -0
(PBUH)
(PBUH)
fatcat
+0 -0
Chubb'd for the Blonde On Blonde avatar.
Chubb'd for the Blonde On Blonde avatar.
quinlaenar
+1 -0
See, I chubbied him for his Tom Baker avatar.
See, I chubbied him for his Tom Baker avatar.
honesttom
+7 -0
"Goodness me, Osama, how you spoil us!"
"Goodness me, Osama, how you spoil us!"
peng33
+0 -0
chubby for the comment/avatar combination.
chubby for the comment/avatar combination.
coldfrog
+14 -0
It was imperative to include a picture of a bird in every recipe, even if it does not contain poultry products.
It was imperative to include a picture of a bird in every recipe, even if it does not contain poultry products.
endoftheworld
+3 -0
I knew Rachael Ray was conspiring with the enemy, now we have proof she's given them our chicken recipies.
I knew Rachael Ray was conspiring with the enemy, now we have proof she's given them our chicken recipies.
nigelchaos
+1 -0
I haven't trusted her since I saw her on a box of Cheez-Its. She sold her soul to *some* dark deity. Mark my words.
I haven't trusted her since I saw her on a box of Cheez-Its. She sold her soul to *some* dark deity. Mark my words.
mysterymeat1001
+39 -0
Rach al-Ray?
Rach al-Ray?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
daaaaaaaaamn
daaaaaaaaamn
selbencoirlo
+0 -0
The Batman villain?
The Batman villain?
tropicana
+3 -0
I have made that mousse. It is unbelievably half-assed. Though, if you double the chocolate and beat the yolks into the cocoa/chocolate mixture, it makes an almost decent cake filling.
I have made that mousse. It is unbelievably half-assed. Though, if you double the chocolate and beat the yolks into the cocoa/chocolate mixture, it makes an almost decent cake filling.
hereward
+6 -0
M. al-M. has advised not to share the recipe, and yet has contributed it to a cookbook with probably extensive readership. A contradictory, complex character already.
M. al-M. has advised not to share the recipe, and yet has contributed it to a cookbook with probably extensive readership. A contradictory, complex character already.
soticoto
+0 -0
I declare this book false, for the food must be declared and confirmed Halal beforehand... right on the front of the book.
I declare this book false, for the food must be declared and confirmed Halal beforehand... right on the front of the book.
tekende
+2 -0
I like "'They never tell you any thing!!'" as if this is a common Thing in their culture.
I like "'They never tell you any thing!!'" as if this is a common Thing in their culture.
afterward
+1 -0
It is in any culture where people get married to other people.
It is in any culture where people get married to other people.
tttt2
+1 -0
how can this possibly be less than a 4
did people forget the last three panels
how can this possibly be less than a 4
did people forget the last three panels
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
is 'kiss-me' cake superior to 'better-than-sex' cake?
is 'kiss-me' cake superior to 'better-than-sex' cake?
thaes
+0 -0
Tomorrow some (but not all!!) of the chicken recipe.
Tomorrow some (but not all!!) of the chicken recipe.
I'm suprised they dont' all begin with PERFECT and end with EVERY TIME
PERFECT destruction of the American crusader dogs EVERY TIME