untilyouaresonude
+10 -0
Picture the actual einstein doing this.
Picture the actual einstein doing this.
mira
+0 -0
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aelindil
+1 -2
I would love to see a photoshopped version of this in which Einstein is making the universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus.
Anyone?
I would love to see a photoshopped version of this in which Einstein is making the universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus.
Anyone?
wazza
+13 -0
[IMGS OFF]
Best I could do...
(yes, that is Winston Churchill's hand)
[IMGS OFF]
Best I could do...
(yes, that is Winston Churchill's hand)
vulpes-aurum
+0 -0
Ya done good.
Ya done good.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Unfortunately, the page is now mitsukarimasen deshita.
Unfortunately, the page is now mitsukarimasen deshita.
lolsworth
+0 -0
BOO TO THAT
BOO TO THAT
behka
+2 -0
what makes this one for me is the alt text.
what makes this one for me is the alt text.
epicurus
+9 -0
The universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus.
The universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus.
falseprophet
+4 -2
Oh come now. Is cunnilingus really ever sincere?
Oh come now. Is cunnilingus really ever sincere?
godfatherofsouls
+12 -1
dude i am the george washington of cunnilingus.
dude i am the george washington of cunnilingus.
spinynorman
+13 -1
That a wooden teeth reference?
That a wooden teeth reference?
godfatherofsouls
+1 -1
I wish
I wish
epicurus
+9 -0
Gives a new meaning to "dental dam"
Gives a new meaning to "dental dam"
spinynorman
+1 -1
does it ever
does it ever
apocowarg
+11 -0
Somehow this thread turned into a Smothers Brothers routine.
Somehow this thread turned into a Smothers Brothers routine.
spinynorman
+2 -0
I'm pretty damn white, but I don't got the sweater vest and I'm shit at the upright bass.
I'm pretty damn white, but I don't got the sweater vest and I'm shit at the upright bass.
relaxing
+0 -0
Can you yo-yo?
Can you yo-yo?
tripperday
+2 -0
No one said it was a good Smothers Brothers routine.
No one said it was a good Smothers Brothers routine.
tekende
+4 -0
epicurus did.
epicurus did.
epicurus
+1 -0
And a damn fine one at that.
And a damn fine one at that.
spinynorman
+33 -0
Interesting sidepoint - one of the Smothers Brothers once got sucker punched by Bill Cosby at the Playboy Mansion.
I swear to God this is true.
Apparently the Smothers in question had criticized Bill Cosby because he refused to take a stance on the civil rights problems of the era. Anyways, the two had exchanged words via the press, and then had a chance to come face to face at the Playboy Mansion. The Smothers apologized to Cosby, and said he hoped his show would take off, but what he didn't know was that Cosby's show had been canceled about two days before.
So, about two hours later, Cosby sidled up to Smothers and just decked him in the side of the head, bowling him over in front of a crowd of debauched celebrities, and then stormed out.
The irony and awesomeness of this fucking story is exponential as it goes on, I swear to God.
Interesting sidepoint - one of the Smothers Brothers once got sucker punched by Bill Cosby at the Playboy Mansion.
I swear to God this is true.
Apparently the Smothers in question had criticized Bill Cosby because he refused to take a stance on the civil rights problems of the era. Anyways, the two had exchanged words via the press, and then had a chance to come face to face at the Playboy Mansion. The Smothers apologized to Cosby, and said he hoped his show would take off, but what he didn't know was that Cosby's show had been canceled about two days before.
So, about two hours later, Cosby sidled up to Smothers and just decked him in the side of the head, bowling him over in front of a crowd of debauched celebrities, and then stormed out.
The irony and awesomeness of this fucking story is exponential as it goes on, I swear to God.
godfatherofsouls
+0 -0
HAHAHA that's awesome to someone who just found out that cosby's a rapist too.
HAHAHA that's awesome to someone who just found out that cosby's a rapist too.
epicurus
+6 -0
[citation needed]
[citation needed]
gouldgonewild
+1 -0
Man, that put a damper on my laughs
Man, that put a damper on my laughs
spinynorman
+0 -0
This is the first thing I found.
https://www.cracked.com/article_14923_p2.html
It's number three.
This is the first thing I found.
https://www.cracked.com/article_14923_p2.html
It's number three.
greenkoolayd
+1 -0
i just went on a cracked top xx list of such and such funny thing binge. for like, 7 hours. some of their writers are pretty damn amazing.
i just went on a cracked top xx list of such and such funny thing binge. for like, 7 hours. some of their writers are pretty damn amazing.
mystkmanat
+2 -0
Cracked is how I first found out about Achewood!!! So I agree.
Cracked is how I first found out about Achewood!!! So I agree.
vulpes-aurum
+0 -0
You and I, both. Chubbied.
You and I, both. Chubbied.
greenkoolayd
+1 -0
the teeth are the closest he ever got to chopping down the cherry tree.
the teeth are the closest he ever got to chopping down the cherry tree.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
well, seeing as how the cherry tree-deal is complete bullshit, i know exactly how sincere you are being...
well, seeing as how the cherry tree-deal is complete bullshit, i know exactly how sincere you are being...
rad-chillies
+0 -0
the way ray looks and then turns back and then suddenly is THERE with his obscene gesture. so perfect
the way ray looks and then turns back and then suddenly is THERE with his obscene gesture. so perfect
tinhand
+0 -2
I don't remember the "screw you guys" bit being there, which just reminds me of Cartman. But it was either that or "Yeah, and ya mum" and I guess Onstad made the right choice.
Also I don't imagine that Einstein would have a gut. It's great how Ray just seems to take whatever idea first pops into his head and then completely runs with it because he has the money (and therefore the power) to just f-ing run with it.
I don't remember the "screw you guys" bit being there, which just reminds me of Cartman. But it was either that or "Yeah, and ya mum" and I guess Onstad made the right choice.
Also I don't imagine that Einstein would have a gut. It's great how Ray just seems to take whatever idea first pops into his head and then completely runs with it because he has the money (and therefore the power) to just f-ing run with it.
nutmeg
+1 -2
alt:
In the end, Ray stung his friends with the acrimonious, universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus.
alt:
In the end, Ray stung his friends with the acrimonious, universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus.
heavymetaljesus
+1 -0
The fact that they shut their eyes at the horrifying image of cat-Einstein sticking his tongue out is absolutely hilarious.
The fact that they shut their eyes at the horrifying image of cat-Einstein sticking his tongue out is absolutely hilarious.
molesticide
+1 -0
where did the pipe go WHERE DID THE PIPE GO
where did the pipe go WHERE DID THE PIPE GO
killerlimpet
+1 -0
oh, you know where it went!
oh, you know where it went!
killerlimpet
+7 -0
The BBC would like to apologize for the previous post.
The BBC would like to apologize for the previous post.
saru
+2 -0
His left hand.
His left hand.
luckypyjamas
+1 -0
damn, ray has a huge tongue
damn, ray has a huge tongue
tronwell
+5 -0
cats have crazy long tongues
[IMGS OFF] so it makes sense that ray has wicked tongue.
cats have crazy long tongues
[IMGS OFF] so it makes sense that ray has wicked tongue.
higuma
+9 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
apocowarg
+11 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
stuart
+41 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
theguitarhero
+0 -0
YES.
YES.
stuart
+0 -0
wow i was seriously not expecting 2 chubbies within 2 minutes of replying to a 10-month old post, teaching us all a lesson about the folly of time
wow i was seriously not expecting 2 chubbies within 2 minutes of replying to a 10-month old post, teaching us all a lesson about the folly of time
fablesandblues
+0 -0
Everytime I see an image show up in the "Most Recent Comment" box, I check it out. I have nothing to do at work today. One of those chubs is from me. Hi theguitarhero from the current thread!!
Everytime I see an image show up in the "Most Recent Comment" box, I check it out. I have nothing to do at work today. One of those chubs is from me. Hi theguitarhero from the current thread!!
hereward
+0 -0
I do not get why the finger being in that location signifies that the cunnilingus is insincere.
I do not get why the finger being in that location signifies that the cunnilingus is insincere.
relaxing
+0 -0
'Sincere' isn't exactly the right word; he sincerely wants them to perform cunnilingus, but only because he believes it would be distasteful for them to do so.
'Sincere' isn't exactly the right word; he sincerely wants them to perform cunnilingus, but only because he believes it would be distasteful for them to do so.
atticusonline
+4 -0
In this comic, the cat with a wig makes an egg sandwich.
In this comic, the cat with a wig makes an egg sandwich.
icecube
+0 -0
Google says: "Latke... A pancake, especially one made of grated potato."
Did not know that.
Google says: "Latke... A pancake, especially one made of grated potato."
Did not know that.
drjawesome
+0 -0
Is Ray making an egg sandwich?
Is Ray making an egg sandwich?
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