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Ray as Einstein Thursday, May 5, 2005 • read strip Viewing 55 comments:

A comment left by scramblesthedog was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by joeyramoney, Vondicus, ASaltySalute4)

Picture the actual einstein doing this.

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I would love to see a photoshopped version of this in which Einstein is making the universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus.

Anyone?

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Best I could do...

(yes, that is Winston Churchill's hand)

Ya done good.

Unfortunately, the page is now mitsukarimasen deshita.

BOO TO THAT

what makes this one for me is the alt text.

The universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus.

Oh come now. Is cunnilingus really ever sincere?

dude i am the george washington of cunnilingus.

That a wooden teeth reference?

I wish

Gives a new meaning to "dental dam"

does it ever

Somehow this thread turned into a Smothers Brothers routine.

I'm pretty damn white, but I don't got the sweater vest and I'm shit at the upright bass.

Can you yo-yo?

No one said it was a good Smothers Brothers routine.

epicurus did.

And a damn fine one at that.

Interesting sidepoint - one of the Smothers Brothers once got sucker punched by Bill Cosby at the Playboy Mansion.

I swear to God this is true.

Apparently the Smothers in question had criticized Bill Cosby because he refused to take a stance on the civil rights problems of the era. Anyways, the two had exchanged words via the press, and then had a chance to come face to face at the Playboy Mansion. The Smothers apologized to Cosby, and said he hoped his show would take off, but what he didn't know was that Cosby's show had been canceled about two days before.

So, about two hours later, Cosby sidled up to Smothers and just decked him in the side of the head, bowling him over in front of a crowd of debauched celebrities, and then stormed out.

The irony and awesomeness of this fucking story is exponential as it goes on, I swear to God.

HAHAHA that's awesome to someone who just found out that cosby's a rapist too.

[citation needed]

Man, that put a damper on my laughs

This is the first thing I found.

https://www.cracked.com/article_14923_p2.html

It's number three.

i just went on a cracked top xx list of such and such funny thing binge. for like, 7 hours. some of their writers are pretty damn amazing.

Cracked is how I first found out about Achewood!!! So I agree.

You and I, both. Chubbied.

the teeth are the closest he ever got to chopping down the cherry tree.

well, seeing as how the cherry tree-deal is complete bullshit, i know exactly how sincere you are being...

the way ray looks and then turns back and then suddenly is THERE with his obscene gesture. so perfect

I don't remember the "screw you guys" bit being there, which just reminds me of Cartman. But it was either that or "Yeah, and ya mum" and I guess Onstad made the right choice.
Also I don't imagine that Einstein would have a gut. It's great how Ray just seems to take whatever idea first pops into his head and then completely runs with it because he has the money (and therefore the power) to just f-ing run with it.

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In the end, Ray stung his friends with the acrimonious, universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus.

The fact that they shut their eyes at the horrifying image of cat-Einstein sticking his tongue out is absolutely hilarious.

where did the pipe go WHERE DID THE PIPE GO

oh, you know where it went!

The BBC would like to apologize for the previous post.

His left hand.

damn, ray has a huge tongue

cats have crazy long tongues
[IMGS OFF] so it makes sense that ray has wicked tongue.

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YES.

wow i was seriously not expecting 2 chubbies within 2 minutes of replying to a 10-month old post, teaching us all a lesson about the folly of time

Everytime I see an image show up in the "Most Recent Comment" box, I check it out. I have nothing to do at work today. One of those chubs is from me. Hi theguitarhero from the current thread!!

"[IMGS OFF]" is trendy now.

I do not get why the finger being in that location signifies that the cunnilingus is insincere.

'Sincere' isn't exactly the right word; he sincerely wants them to perform cunnilingus, but only because he believes it would be distasteful for them to do so.

In this comic, the cat with a wig makes an egg sandwich.

Google says: "Latke... A pancake, especially one made of grated potato."

Did not know that.

Is Ray making an egg sandwich?