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Japan Man: Some Background. Thursday, April 14, 2005 • read strip Viewing 30 comments:

Ray just got played harder than a Japanese race card

Heyo!

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gotta love the gradual look of disgrace creeping across ray's face.

Li'l Nephew really knows how to guilt-trip Ray

He is ruinous.

Let's face it. The Dennis Quaid memorabilia? Japan Man? Li'l Nephew straight plays Ray in and out.

Poor Japan Man.

Lil Nephew evokes Willy Loman and Ray balks. Beautiful

man, i gotta love little neph. he's really knows how to give ray the goods

I like to think that the very act of speaking through his hand gives little nephew the abilty to speak in a perfect japanese accent.

To be fair, Ray probably can't tell the difference between Japanese and Ching Chong Wing Wong.

If he moistens and spreads the fingers out he suddenly becomes Australian.

What happens if an Australian does that?

You just get sort of a stereo effect, like two speakers with one slightly out of sync.

Australian porn

Oh no that isn't the American Dream at all, Japan man! D:

Ray looked at a book he has.

You know, if you're going to spend two hours on the can, you may want to take your books and grapes in there with you and multi-task.

Is it unhygenic to rinse grapes when you're on the can? Can you lose your A rating for that?

Where would you rinse your grapes? Unless you had a long reach to the sink.

When Little Nephew creates a character, he doesn't just play him, he becomes him.

Ray did not look at a book someone else had.

Nor did he read a book he had. Its not even stated if he gets past the cover. He just... looks.

This is a book that I have.
I wonder what it is like to see someone die?
I wonder if my mom knows?

Johnny CASH would be familiar story of poor John Henry. Call him, Japan Man.

why in the name of blister isn't this rated higher.

Ray is probably NOT familiar with the tale of poor John Henry, but Beef or Teodor will be explaining the gist to him shortly.

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Little Nephew: dang uncle Ray tryin' to muscle my sideline!

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Teodor: Beer Class II
Lyle: on side dial

I had no idea Little Nephew actually had a stake in shutting down Ray's business! I thought he was just being contrary.

I have certainly sat NEAR a toilet for a good two hour, but on it?

The first time is scary alright.

ray has his phone jacket on.