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ALL U WANT Friday, September 20, 2002 • read strip Viewing 30 comments:

What, no penis pills?

They'll be slightly lower on the list.

Philippe's admonished face.

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Bravo. You are truly open minded for not laming with haste.

Crap I accidentally lamed when I meant to Chubby! Nooooo!!!

What a rotten application of one's self!

It's just as well. I bet Roast Beef doesn't even own any dancin' pants.

Dancin' pants are the most vital part of a wardrobe besides a thong as Ray proves.

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what is your line of work?


are you a spam man?

he is worst email written on ugliest version of Eudora

huh.. the town next to where I live is also called Eudora. I wonder if it is also named after Eudora Welty.

I do worry about how Philippe will turn out sometimes.

Philippe has learned something valuable about the world today.

Today Philippe learned a lot about the internet.

I like jerk-boys when I was younger. Now? Not so much. Maybe I change, maybe they change, who knows?

Do you think the jerk-boys listen to 'girls on film' while strutting around for you?

Something about Philippe waking up is just absurdly adorable. This and the first edition of The Philippe Times are just so AWWWW inducing.

I agree, although I think it's kinda remarkable that a strip containing the phrase "HUGE UNCUT ASIAN JERK-BOYS" could be described as "AWWWW-inducing."

Dancin' pants negates any Asian jerk-boys, uncut or not.

Perhaps they could enhance one another?

We've all had a moment like this, when we realized what the internet really is: A terrible place where nothing works.

Except by virtue of always being five, Philippe is going to be having a LOT of moments like this.

DELIVERY FAILURE NOTICE reads the fourth, cut-off email. Nothing to say about it, just wanted to show off my eagle eye.

Mr. Bear is not the only fellow, i suppose

The good news is, if Beef is ever looking for some huge uncut asian boys to distract him from his bullet wound, Philipe can hook him up.

"I better tell him to get his dancin' pants on!"
BWA HA HA HA!!!

ALIEN ASS

Phillipe's first concern upon awakening is hooking up his friend with a nice lady.

He is truly rad.