twohundredninety
+1 -1
In Philippe's mind, sharks represent badness.
In Philippe's mind, sharks represent badness.
featurelessvoid
+1 -0
The bad kind of badness.
The bad kind of badness.
augeno13
+3 -0
Sometimes bad is bad.
Sometimes bad is bad.
snowman
+0 -0
man, seriously quoting huey lewis??
man, seriously quoting huey lewis??
mattylite
+4 -0
WELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD INVITE HUEY LEWIS OVER AND OPEN THE WINDOWS
WELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD INVITE HUEY LEWIS OVER AND OPEN THE WINDOWS
hayzeus
+2 -0
That or at some point his Mother has told him that 'bad little boys who don't love their mothers get eaten by Sharks' while he's been having a tantrum.
That or at some point his Mother has told him that 'bad little boys who don't love their mothers get eaten by Sharks' while he's been having a tantrum.
gussiejives
+1 -0
Only one sock?
Only one sock?
kledermans
+2 -0
Why would his socks be together if they're lying around as clutter?
Why would his socks be together if they're lying around as clutter?
goosey
+4 -0
I'm sure you mean "why would it be a clutter if his socks are together?"
Cause and effect, man, cause and effect.
I'm sure you mean "why would it be a clutter if his socks are together?"
Cause and effect, man, cause and effect.
kledermans
+3 -1
I still haven't seen the one for Lie Bot that people claim exists. Or I must have seen it, since I'm listed has having seen all of them, but I don't remember it. Anyone know where it is?
Also, this may be the second one for Philippe, since his first one was a footnote on Roast Beef's.
I still haven't seen the one for Lie Bot that people claim exists. Or I must have seen it, since I'm listed has having seen all of them, but I don't remember it. Anyone know where it is?
Also, this may be the second one for Philippe, since his first one was a footnote on Roast Beef's.
astro_zombie
+26 -0
That was a simpler time for Philippe. He's going through some things now.
That was a simpler time for Philippe. He's going through some things now.
mobro_4000
+2 -0
Circumstances.
Circumstances.
astro_zombie
+13 -0
Those and sharks, yes.
Those and sharks, yes.
anitrophaeron
+0 -1
I know there's one for Vlad, who kinda-sorta looks like lie-bot. Could that be the source of the confusion? As far as I know there's no lie-bot flowchart.
I know there's one for Vlad, who kinda-sorta looks like lie-bot. Could that be the source of the confusion? As far as I know there's no lie-bot flowchart.
kledermans
+0 -0
Yes, that's what I thought too, but nobody confirmed or denied this when I proposed it yesterday.
Yes, that's what I thought too, but nobody confirmed or denied this when I proposed it yesterday.
sstralka
+0 -1
Just to clarify something that I think somebody pointed out, however obliquely, yesterday: This is the LIE Bot flowchart we're talking about. Keyword: LIE.
Just to clarify something that I think somebody pointed out, however obliquely, yesterday: This is the LIE Bot flowchart we're talking about. Keyword: LIE.
lolcatdeluxe
+15 -0
But it would be Lie Bot's internal dialog. Does he lie to himself as well, or is it more reasonable to suspect he's truthful in his mind?
One thing is for sure, robots are up to no good.
But it would be Lie Bot's internal dialog. Does he lie to himself as well, or is it more reasonable to suspect he's truthful in his mind?
One thing is for sure, robots are up to no good.
soticoto
+1 -0
Keyword: Cake!
Keyword: Cake!
tagrineth
+0 -0
A comment left by tagrineth was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Gumfish, fattypneumonia, spicyponyhead)
A comment left by tagrineth was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Gumfish, fattypneumonia, spicyponyhead)
stormypinkness
+0 -0
Think about it for a minute. What would Lie Bot say if you asked him?
Think about it for a minute. What would Lie Bot say if you asked him?
biff
+3 -0
He would lie like a rug and fart dust.
Wait.
He would lie like steel decking and fart rivets?
Never mind.
Crap.
B
He would lie like a rug and fart dust.
Wait.
He would lie like steel decking and fart rivets?
Never mind.
Crap.
B
jar
+0 -0
There isn't one I believe. There's been one for Vlad but no Lie Bot.
There isn't one I believe. There's been one for Vlad but no Lie Bot.
rogergs
+5 -0
The Lie Bot one is on the paid site.
The Lie Bot one is on the paid site.
gormster
+0 -0
lies
lies
rolotonybrowntown
+3 -0
he lied about having one
he lied about having one
prine
+4 -0
people still have not gotten this
people still have not gotten this
featurelessvoid
+0 -0
No, they got it, but then they suffered memory loss when Chris accidentally uploaded a hypnotic, animated GIF in place of Tuesday's strip. It was the saddest thing.
No, they got it, but then they suffered memory loss when Chris accidentally uploaded a hypnotic, animated GIF in place of Tuesday's strip. It was the saddest thing.
slalvation
+0 -1
I have never heard anyone claim that there was a Lie Bot flowchart. People uppage were speculating on what it would be like if there was one, and I have seen people wishing that there was one.
I have never heard anyone claim that there was a Lie Bot flowchart. People uppage were speculating on what it would be like if there was one, and I have seen people wishing that there was one.
paperboy_2000
+11 -0
Philippe: Smile Gigolo
Philippe: Smile Gigolo
ewin
+0 -0
A comment left by ewin was marked as spam and excluded. ewin: What a douche. (reported by Overmedicated, Sargasm, Centipede_Damascus)
A comment left by ewin was marked as spam and excluded. ewin: What a douche. (reported by Overmedicated, Sargasm, Centipede_Damascus)
stuart
+0 -0
No, seriously, what does it take to get spam marking privileges?
No, seriously, what does it take to get spam marking privileges?
gormster
+0 -0
I don't know! I had them, once, but I seem to have lost them. And... wait, does everyone else see these as just blank boxes? Or is there some kind of ad I can't see?
I don't know! I had them, once, but I seem to have lost them. And... wait, does everyone else see these as just blank boxes? Or is there some kind of ad I can't see?
doobie
+0 -0
For some reason strangers are very likely to be drug addicts in Philippe's world
For some reason strangers are very likely to be drug addicts in Philippe's world
rolotonybrowntown
+1 -0
he's like that lady in the leprechaun video, just assuming drugs. "It could be a crackhead got hold to the wrong stuff and told him to act a leprechaun."
he's like that lady in the leprechaun video, just assuming drugs. "It could be a crackhead got hold to the wrong stuff and told him to act a leprechaun."
werthog42
+9 -0
Philippe and Hungry Gus are becoming my new avatar.
Philippe and Hungry Gus are becoming my new avatar.
mcphercj
+1 -0
Yep, Hungry Gus is probably now my favorite Achewood concept in the past week or so of strips.
Yep, Hungry Gus is probably now my favorite Achewood concept in the past week or so of strips.
rogergs
+4 -1
Philippe is just tickled by the thought of making doody into the mouth of a big white hippo.
Philippe is just tickled by the thought of making doody into the mouth of a big white hippo.
kickstart
+1 -0
I accidentally read that as "hobo" the first time. Better/worse y/y?
I accidentally read that as "hobo" the first time. Better/worse y/y?
werthog42
+1 -0
Philippe and Hungry Gus are my new avatar.
BTW, the avatar edit thingy doesn't work in Safari. Oh well.
Philippe and Hungry Gus are my new avatar.
BTW, the avatar edit thingy doesn't work in Safari. Oh well.
imitationcrab
+0 -0
Hungry Gus appears to be filled to the brim with a dark substance.
Hungry Gus appears to be filled to the brim with a dark substance.
morelaak
+0 -0
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A comment left by morelaak was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by GSurge, Mikemcg, mer, dr_sexlove)
lolcatdeluxe
+0 -0
A comment left by lolcatdeluxe was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Dovey, ishuta, madnes, goocifer, peterjoel)
A comment left by lolcatdeluxe was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Dovey, ishuta, madnes, goocifer, peterjoel)
zefiel
+16 -0
That crashes through the wall of 'Pure Fanboyism' to course the shiny, red fields of stalkerism
That crashes through the wall of 'Pure Fanboyism' to course the shiny, red fields of stalkerism
lolcatdeluxe
+13 -0
Oh no. By "closer" I just meant, you know, making sure Chris is happy, and OK. That his hair is brushed, and he is wiping clean after making the bad thing.
Oh no. By "closer" I just meant, you know, making sure Chris is happy, and OK. That his hair is brushed, and he is wiping clean after making the bad thing.
gormster
+0 -0
He doesn't have enough hair to brush it.
He doesn't have enough hair to brush it.
boredom_man
+0 -0
But does he make enough of the bad thing?
But does he make enough of the bad thing?
nonanon
+0 -0
Oh wow. Mad chubbies. I'm only mildly ashamed to admit that I would buy that product.
Oh wow. Mad chubbies. I'm only mildly ashamed to admit that I would buy that product.
coldfrog
+16 -0
Phillipe and Buster Bluth should get together and talk about their mothers.
Phillipe and Buster Bluth should get together and talk about their mothers.
lolcatdeluxe
+26 -0
I don't know about that. Buster has pretty bad luck with aquatic mammals.
I don't know about that. Buster has pretty bad luck with aquatic mammals.
nbgreene
+9 -1
We'll call it... Operation Hot Mother
We'll call it... Operation Hot Mother
numberkillinger
+0 -0
...lets see if we can top that.
...lets see if we can top that.
katsura
+1 -0
Oh, if only hate --> sharks applied to the real world.
Also this is a really weird thing to comment on, but I like the designs of the main logos in the more recent flowcharts for some reason.
Oh, if only hate --> sharks applied to the real world.
Also this is a really weird thing to comment on, but I like the designs of the main logos in the more recent flowcharts for some reason.
spinynorman
+5 -0
As a child I, too, labored under the concept that all strangers were somehow drug addicts. To me, rural South Carolina was home to some of the most violent gangland turfware in the history of history, and Kroger's was its headquarters of sin.
Kids are fucked up.
As a child I, too, labored under the concept that all strangers were somehow drug addicts. To me, rural South Carolina was home to some of the most violent gangland turfware in the history of history, and Kroger's was its headquarters of sin.
Kids are fucked up.
spinynorman
+13 -0
Turf warfare came out as turfware, a delightful new sealant container that's organic and Of The Earth.
I have twenty minutes until I can go home and they seem like forever.
Turf warfare came out as turfware, a delightful new sealant container that's organic and Of The Earth.
I have twenty minutes until I can go home and they seem like forever.
sargasm
+4 -0
hang in there man
even though... even though this is 8 hours later
hang in there man
even though... even though this is 8 hours later
spinynorman
+0 -0
Yeah, now it starts all over again
Yeah, now it starts all over again
rolotonybrowntown
+31 -0
when you get down to the bare bones, psychology is basically just sharks and moms
when you get down to the bare bones, psychology is basically just sharks and moms
atmus
+7 -0
Sometimes a shark is just a shark though. You have to watch for that.
Sometimes a shark is just a shark though. You have to watch for that.
twoply
+0 -1
Perhaps his first memory associated with horribleness is the Jaws ride at Universal Studios. Or it could be just a shark!
Perhaps his first memory associated with horribleness is the Jaws ride at Universal Studios. Or it could be just a shark!
honesttom
+0 -0
We never did find out how his dad died...
We never did find out how his dad died...
lolcatdeluxe
+0 -1
Sometimes a shark is a card.
Sometimes a shark is a card.
lolcatdeluxe
+1 -2
Other times a shark is a pool. But you really have to watch out for card sharks in your pool.
Other times a shark is a pool. But you really have to watch out for card sharks in your pool.
overmedicated
+1 -0
Loan? Or is that scraping the REAL bottom underneath the secret false bottom of the barrel?
Loan? Or is that scraping the REAL bottom underneath the secret false bottom of the barrel?
lolcatdeluxe
+0 -0
Now you are getting into the spirit of it! Loan sharks, white sharks, sharks named "Bruce", they all mean "I don't love my Mom". Oh shiiiiiiiiiit!
Now you are getting into the spirit of it! Loan sharks, white sharks, sharks named "Bruce", they all mean "I don't love my Mom". Oh shiiiiiiiiiit!
featurelessvoid
+16 -0
Yep, it's all just sharks and moms. But people get all irritated when you try to jump either one.
Yep, it's all just sharks and moms. But people get all irritated when you try to jump either one.
soticoto
+0 -0
People jump sharks; I jump their mother.
Then I tell them about it.
Repeatedly.
The latter, not the former.
They can jump as many sharks as they like, but they won't deny me the right to remind them I had their mother... and she was gagging for it... but I reckoned her performance was a bit sub-par. Must have been the whole giving birth thing that stretched her as there sure wasn't anything else that wide going in there...
*Coughs*
People jump sharks; I jump their mother.
Then I tell them about it.
Repeatedly.
The latter, not the former.
They can jump as many sharks as they like, but they won't deny me the right to remind them I had their mother... and she was gagging for it... but I reckoned her performance was a bit sub-par. Must have been the whole giving birth thing that stretched her as there sure wasn't anything else that wide going in there...
*Coughs*
ethelthefrog
+0 -0
that is so incredibly true, rolotony. we all have our own sharks and moms, and the connection between the two is what scares us most.
that is so incredibly true, rolotony. we all have our own sharks and moms, and the connection between the two is what scares us most.
charchar
+0 -0
I've always heard Phillipe as speaking in the voice of Flounder from The Little Mermaid . The "SHAAARK" has placed an Official Seal on this in my mind.
I've always heard Phillipe as speaking in the voice of Flounder from The Little Mermaid . The "SHAAARK" has placed an Official Seal on this in my mind.
timmcdivitt
+0 -0
do you think chris wants someone to get an "I LOVE MY MOM, AND THAT'S THE DEAL!" tattoo?
do you think chris wants someone to get an "I LOVE MY MOM, AND THAT'S THE DEAL!" tattoo?
lateadopter
+1 -0
I'm glad this is labeled "Inside the Mind of Philippe." I thought the decision-making flow-chart for Philippe that appeared in the corner of Roast Beef's was comprehensive and final. With the minor distinction in title, one need not supplant the other. I will not have nightmares now.
I'm glad this is labeled "Inside the Mind of Philippe." I thought the decision-making flow-chart for Philippe that appeared in the corner of Roast Beef's was comprehensive and final. With the minor distinction in title, one need not supplant the other. I will not have nightmares now.
lacrimus
+0 -0
Oh crumbs
Oh crumbs
dejavroom
+0 -0
Definitely hadn't seen yours ^^
Definitely hadn't seen yours ^^
dejavroom
+0 -0
Oh crumbs!
Oh crumbs!
dejavroom
+0 -2
Definitely hadn't seen yours ^^
Definitely hadn't seen yours ^^
stuart
+0 -0
I wonder what Roast Beef did after the third frame.
I wonder what Roast Beef did after the third frame.
lateadopter
+17 -0
Roast Beef wrote in his diary that Philippe's smile had reminded him that Philippe will someday be less than 100% happy, and that children who used to be happy are being kidnapped or drowned in many states at this moment. He then vomited, possibly under a Nervousness Blanket. Then he curled up in a corner, facing the wall.
Roast Beef wrote in his diary that Philippe's smile had reminded him that Philippe will someday be less than 100% happy, and that children who used to be happy are being kidnapped or drowned in many states at this moment. He then vomited, possibly under a Nervousness Blanket. Then he curled up in a corner, facing the wall.
lucidaconsole
+0 -0
i thought that the roast beef smile bit was referencing this comic, because philippe's open mouth is terrifying? i mean, philippe is kind of terrifying.
i thought that the roast beef smile bit was referencing this comic, because philippe's open mouth is terrifying? i mean, philippe is kind of terrifying.
tombsgrave
+0 -0
More of Phillipe's Terrifying Mouth is needed, I think. And his childhood problem that is alleviated by dunking his arm in the toilet.
More of Phillipe's Terrifying Mouth is needed, I think. And his childhood problem that is alleviated by dunking his arm in the toilet.
augeno13
+2 -0
How so?
How so?
doobie
+0 -0
No the Roast Beef smile part is about Philippe not understanding that when you are cheerful towards a depressed person you'll only make them feel guilty and thus even more depressed. Beef's already under a lot of stress and he just can't deal with that right now.
(Besides, Philippe's mouth hasn't been gross for a long time. There's nothing wrong with him!)
No the Roast Beef smile part is about Philippe not understanding that when you are cheerful towards a depressed person you'll only make them feel guilty and thus even more depressed. Beef's already under a lot of stress and he just can't deal with that right now.
(Besides, Philippe's mouth hasn't been gross for a long time. There's nothing wrong with him!)
soticoto
+0 -0
What are you talking about?
Philippe is Five!
And how old was Philippe when his mouth was gross?
What are you talking about?
Philippe is Five!
And how old was Philippe when his mouth was gross?
stuart
+0 -0
Five.
Five.
behka
+0 -0
strangers always equal drug addicts, philippe. Always.
strangers always equal drug addicts, philippe. Always.
zefiel
+0 -0
Well, everyone is addicted to something.
Well, everyone is addicted to something.
soticoto
+0 -0
And everything is a drug... technically .
And everything is a drug... technically .
clever-nickname
+10 -0
part of me still prefers "YES! <---> HI!"
part of me still prefers "YES! <---> HI!"
ttvp
+1 -0
If it makes you feel better, that last one was the Philippe "Decision-making flowchart". Such a thing is not overridden by this one which is simply "Inside the mind of Philippe", with no real bearing on making decisions.
I believe that it would be in many peoples' best interest to realize this distinction with the older and the newer flowcharts. I believe many have not realized this.
If it makes you feel better, that last one was the Philippe "Decision-making flowchart". Such a thing is not overridden by this one which is simply "Inside the mind of Philippe", with no real bearing on making decisions.
I believe that it would be in many peoples' best interest to realize this distinction with the older and the newer flowcharts. I believe many have not realized this.
zefiel
+1 -0
Achewood and a bowl of The Dogg is Home. Basically all a dude would ever need after a hard day at uni.
/sorry people without the cookbook. Maybe buy it?
Achewood and a bowl of The Dogg is Home. Basically all a dude would ever need after a hard day at uni.
/sorry people without the cookbook. Maybe buy it?
cassandrakazenzakis
+0 -0
i'd like to put in a request for lie bot's decision-making flowchart next
i'd like to put in a request for lie bot's decision-making flowchart next
irreverend
+0 -0
Hahaha Philippe is so ADD and cute
Hahaha Philippe is so ADD and cute
phy
+1 -0
The depressed cat leaves because he believes he embarrassed himself, not knowing how to respond to the smile of an otter child.
The depressed cat leaves because he believes he embarrassed himself, not knowing how to respond to the smile of an otter child.
foolio
+0 -0
I think this might be a video of Philippe! :-)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MdnlEsu-qng
I think this might be a video of Philippe! :-)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MdnlEsu-qng
foolio
+9 -0
Um, having a little trouble with BBCode, let me try again.
Video of an adorable baby otter
Um, having a little trouble with BBCode, let me try again.
Video of an adorable baby otter
zefiel
+22 -0
Am I the only one who [b>NEVER[/b] has a problem with BBCode?
Am I the only one who [b>NEVER[/b] has a problem with BBCode?
phthoggos
+18 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
sargasm
+5 -0
I would buy your smiles Philippe
I would buy your smiles Philippe
centipede_damascus
+0 -1
I wonder what ever happened to the seven dollars that Philippe loved so much.
I wonder what ever happened to the seven dollars that Philippe loved so much.
coldfrog
+4 -0
It became that ice cream he loved just a little less.
It became that ice cream he loved just a little less.
relaxing
+1 -0
Hi! <----> Yes!
Hi! <----> Yes!
coolbreeze3
+0 -0
It is good to know that being a kid means that you aren't smelly.
It is good to know that being a kid means that you aren't smelly.
talix18
+0 -0
Philippe has never smelled my niece. Of course, she is almost 10, and therefore almost twice as smelly.
Philippe has never smelled my niece. Of course, she is almost 10, and therefore almost twice as smelly.
coolbreeze3
+0 -0
With age comes stench.
With age comes stench.
envika
+0 -0
"I'm not smelly, I'm a kid!"
Six words believed by millions of middle school students across America.
"I'm not smelly, I'm a kid!"
Six words believed by millions of middle school students across America.
boredom_man
+0 -0
The ones with or without cans of Tag?
The ones with or without cans of Tag?
envika
+1 -0
good point, maybe both.
good point, maybe both.
bobodante
+0 -0
You know, if Phillippe visited that tattoo shop from the front page (Urban Soul) before October, he could skip the whole pen and ink step and just have "I Love My Mom, And That's the Deal!" put on his arm for ever and ever. Also, there is nothing about this flow chart that does not make me happy in some way. Yay, Phillippe!
You know, if Phillippe visited that tattoo shop from the front page (Urban Soul) before October, he could skip the whole pen and ink step and just have "I Love My Mom, And That's the Deal!" put on his arm for ever and ever. Also, there is nothing about this flow chart that does not make me happy in some way. Yay, Phillippe!
lateadopter
+1 -0
More likely, on his face.
More likely, on his face.
henrythecad
+0 -0
''Oh crumbs I have no way of having any money ever''
Just me, or does that sounds familiar? Check out the last panel of this guest strip .
''Oh crumbs I have no way of having any money ever''
Just me, or does that sounds familiar? Check out the last panel of this guest strip .
unfun
+0 -0
Or this real strip.
Or this real strip.
lolcatdeluxe
+0 -0
Hidden gem.
Hidden gem.
lolcatdeluxe
+0 -0
Fucking Ray shaking down Phillipe. How often does THAT happen?
Fucking Ray shaking down Phillipe. How often does THAT happen?
soticoto
+0 -0
True though.
It isn't legal to employ a five-year-old.
True though.
It isn't legal to employ a five-year-old.
henrythecad
+0 -0
Touché.
That's how you spell it, by the way. Tushay is Antwon's brother.
Touché.
That's how you spell it, by the way. Tushay is Antwon's brother.
therictus
+0 -1
touché I believe
touché I believe
goosey
+0 -0
I think possibly you mean touch[x], where [x] = e-with-an-acute-accent.
And they told me math skills would never be useful in language. I showed them!
I think possibly you mean touch[x], where [x] = e-with-an-acute-accent.
And they told me math skills would never be useful in language. I showed them!
henrythecad
+0 -0
sigh.
lame/spam away.
sigh.
lame/spam away.
lolcatdeluxe
+0 -0
Did anyone else notice in Phillipe's Blog today that he saw how to make Jelly Beans on TV? He is a fan of "How It's Made"! That is so cool.
I need to try the wine bottle trick next time I'm SUPER PISSED.
Did anyone else notice in Phillipe's Blog today that he saw how to make Jelly Beans on TV? He is a fan of "How It's Made"! That is so cool.
I need to try the wine bottle trick next time I'm SUPER PISSED.
neonfreon
+0 -0
i think it was the apples that threw the whole thing off course - he should have tried peaches instead.
i think it was the apples that threw the whole thing off course - he should have tried peaches instead.
paperboy_2000
+2 -0
Achewood has been declared the Funniest Web Comic by no less a humor authority than Cracked magazine.
Dig It
Congratulations, Chris! Well deserved.
Achewood has been declared the Funniest Web Comic by no less a humor authority than Cracked magazine.
Dig It
Congratulations, Chris! Well deserved.
lolcatdeluxe
+0 -0
Indeed, congrats!
I just noticed a bug with the "Discuss" page. The next>> link is active even when there is not a new comic.
It is not a big deal, except for that 2 seconds when I clicked on it thinking "SWEET A NEW COMIC!!!" followed by "NNOOOOOO!!".
Indeed, congrats!
I just noticed a bug with the "Discuss" page. The next>> link is active even when there is not a new comic.
It is not a big deal, except for that 2 seconds when I clicked on it thinking "SWEET A NEW COMIC!!!" followed by "NNOOOOOO!!".
zefiel
+0 -0
Why do they even make Cracked Magazine. And why would people buy it.
/yes, sorry people without the cookbook.
Why do they even make Cracked Magazine. And why would people buy it.
/yes, sorry people without the cookbook.
serf
+0 -0
NO MORE FLOW CHARTS BECAUSE THIS IS THE GREATEST IT COULD EVER BE.
it'd be downhill from here. christ this was brilliant.
NO MORE FLOW CHARTS BECAUSE THIS IS THE GREATEST IT COULD EVER BE.
it'd be downhill from here. christ this was brilliant.
henrythecad
+0 -0
I was so tense reading that article...
''If achewood isn't on there, i'm signing them up for so much spam''
I was so tense reading that article...
''If achewood isn't on there, i'm signing them up for so much spam''
audhumla
+0 -0
I had to look over this strip five times until I noticed the "Football Teams I Can Name" bit. Amazing.
I had to look over this strip five times until I noticed the "Football Teams I Can Name" bit. Amazing.
flipper_the_dolphin_bitch
+0 -0
I wish we could comment on blog posts, cause beef's latest made my week.
I wish we could comment on blog posts, cause beef's latest made my week.
goosey
+0 -0
I think the idea is possibly that the blogs are character-blogs and allowing comments would bring it out of character.
Hey! I'd love to see achewood characters commenting on each other's blogs, though. That would be fun. Man that actually sounds awesome!
I think the idea is possibly that the blogs are character-blogs and allowing comments would bring it out of character.
Hey! I'd love to see achewood characters commenting on each other's blogs, though. That would be fun. Man that actually sounds awesome!
flipper_the_dolphin_bitch
+1 -0
Also, how astride Hungy Gus is Phillipe? So astride that it is awesome.
Also, how astride Hungy Gus is Phillipe? So astride that it is awesome.
mikeleffel2
+2 -0
Thank you, Chris. This was a good strip and it made my day a little brighter. :) :)
Thank you, Chris. This was a good strip and it made my day a little brighter. :) :)
dr_manflesh_desires_anal_play_immediately
+13 -1
when i look at the way "INSIDE THE MIND OF Philippe!" is typeset, especially that typeface for the word "Philippe," i feel like i'm watching an episode of sex & the city and philippe is charlotte's new boyfriend and a condom's about to slip off while they're having sex and charlotte's going to run into her ex-husband at the clinic when she goes there to get the morning after pill ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC
when i look at the way "INSIDE THE MIND OF Philippe!" is typeset, especially that typeface for the word "Philippe," i feel like i'm watching an episode of sex & the city and philippe is charlotte's new boyfriend and a condom's about to slip off while they're having sex and charlotte's going to run into her ex-husband at the clinic when she goes there to get the morning after pill ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC
soticoto
+1 -0
That mental image just made me more weighted.
That mental image just made me more weighted.
peterjoel
+0 -0
Perfect.
Perfect.
60teeth
+0 -0
Your picture blinks. That is insane.
Your picture blinks. That is insane.
tim_simmons
+0 -0
OH FUCK IT DOES TO
OH FUCK IT DOES TO
peterjoel
+1 -0
Surely it would be more insane if it didn't blink..?
Surely it would be more insane if it didn't blink..?
henrythecad
+0 -0
Well, Harvey's just named a cheeseburger after me, so i'm gonna straight up chubby some comments that made me chuckle.
Speaking of which, Chucklebot gets NO love from Onstad these days.
Well, Harvey's just named a cheeseburger after me, so i'm gonna straight up chubby some comments that made me chuckle.
Speaking of which, Chucklebot gets NO love from Onstad these days.
tbtabby
+0 -0
Probably because he had absolutely no personality traits aside from being gay.
Probably because he had absolutely no personality traits aside from being gay.
steerpike66
+0 -0
'Rad' appears to have slipped quietly down the ladder of coolness from it's temporarily, lamentably high spot of 1990 to the depths of five-year old radness.
'Rad' appears to have slipped quietly down the ladder of coolness from it's temporarily, lamentably high spot of 1990 to the depths of five-year old radness.
flazisismuss
+0 -0
I would give this strip a 6 if I could.
I would give this strip a 6 if I could.
xiaomimi
+6 -0
Weekend Blogs (Friday - Monday)
Roast Beef: A crazy nut was out on the scene
Philippe: They showed me how to make Jelly Bellies!
Weekend Blogs (Friday - Monday)
Roast Beef: A crazy nut was out on the scene
Philippe: They showed me how to make Jelly Bellies!
xiaomimi
+2 -0
Oops. That's today's blogs, not weekend.
Oops. That's today's blogs, not weekend.
dccate
+0 -0
I love my mom -> do I love my mom? -> no -> SHAAARK!
I am slain
I love my mom -> do I love my mom? -> no -> SHAAARK!
I am slain
superliminal
+0 -0
Philippe can never get enough love in my book. This deserves a dang 6.
Philippe can never get enough love in my book. This deserves a dang 6.
thaes
+0 -0
There is only one word that can describe the cute hilariousness of this strip: Philippe (it shall, from now on, be an adjective).
There is only one word that can describe the cute hilariousness of this strip: Philippe (it shall, from now on, be an adjective).
puguglypress
+0 -0
Look at Philippe, standing with his elbow on the toilet like a damn child model in a catalog
Look at Philippe, standing with his elbow on the toilet like a damn child model in a catalog
fatcat
+0 -0
I accidentally find deodorant sometimes. I do not apologize, as I am a smelly kid.
I accidentally find deodorant sometimes. I do not apologize, as I am a smelly kid.
hungryhippo1492
+0 -0
Shaaaark!
Shaaaark!
A comment left by trapperjohn was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by haff, griggs_although, peterjoel)
I don't think we've had Molly yet. Or Lie Bot, either.
Lie-Bot's Flow Chart.
Am I telling the truth?
|
V
Yes-------No
| |
V V
Stop it. Continue.
Damn you formatting!
Lie bot's flow chart is just the Liar's Paradox. He just internally repeats the phrase "this statement is false" over and over.
STACK OVERFLOW
Do-loop!
If memory serves, this is the second time you've attempted this sort of thing.
My problem is that I don't learn from my mistakes.
[IMGS OFF]
Is that Frank Zappa in your avatar? "Sheik Yerbouti"?
Indeed it is. Or I am.
His songs are so well conveyed.
The music of Frank Zappa, like Achewood, is nothing short of a life changing phenomenon.
as fanboy-ish as that sounds...
I don't know. There's actually very little of his stuff that I can listen to without feeling that it's supposed to appeal to people who pride themselves on enjoying music despite of its aesthetic qualities rather than because of them.
And there I meant "in spite of" or "despite", not "despite of".
A year later I will reply because ... yeah! As a huge Zappa fan I can see where a person could feel that way. It's definitely not music you listen to because you like pretty music (though he can and did make that, too). Zappa is sort of a musical version of abstract art. You kind of have to cross your eyes and use your imagination to see the naked lady. Some people see it, some don't. Some people like it, some people don't. That said, anyone who likes metal or can appreciate ripping guitars can put together a pretty decent mix tape of Frank, starting with Willie the Pimp. He made a good bit of that, too.
Hooray for diversity!
Does a shot of Naota with Haruko's Rickenbacker in hand from the end of FLCL talking about abstract art and ripping guitar appreciation count as avatar / comment synergy?
I think it does.
A comment left by joeyramoney was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Jesler729, pebble, Asinineuser)
There could be others. For example, a Little Bit Stoned Ray flowchart. There is no hard and fast rule that states a character gets one flowchart and that's it.
Technically, this is Phillipe's second. "Yes!" -> "Hi!" ->"Yes!" -> "Hi!" -> ...
Dammit. Read *ALL* comments before commenting. Hell of bad form, yo.
I'd love to see Ray's Stoned flowchart.. all talking about softball and history and knowing people.