catachresis
+2 -0
All about panel 4. Are you listening, 8 Mile?
All about panel 4. Are you listening, 8 Mile?
catachresis
+10 -0
"aww!"
"aww!"
geysershitdick
+12 -2
We all gotta chug that drink made out of wrung out Wet-Naps sometime.
We all gotta chug that drink made out of wrung out Wet-Naps sometime.
saint
+4 -0
it is the drink of humility.
it is the drink of humility.
spinynorman
+0 -0
Fuck wormwood.
Fuck wormwood.
boredom_man
+3 -1
In libertine Paris, wormwood fucks you.
In libertine Paris, wormwood fucks you.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
In Soviet Ukraine, Chernobyl means wormwood.
In Soviet Ukraine, Chernobyl means wormwood.
invidious
+6 -0
It's called "Thunderbird" and you can pick it up at any liquor store.
It's called "Thunderbird" and you can pick it up at any liquor store.
tekende
+1 -0
I remember now
I remember now
Why they called it Thunderbird
I remember now
I remember now
Why they called it Thunderbird
dropkickpikachu
+8 -1
Panel five, man. Panel five fucking flows.
Panel five, man. Panel five fucking flows.
fuckyoufriday
+1 -0
Seriously. The cruelest cut of all. (Best rhyme in achewood history?)
Seriously. The cruelest cut of all. (Best rhyme in achewood history?)
paco
+0 -0
What's amazing here is how Onstad must have felt writing these rhymes. Like, when you come up with a good one, its just soo great, and here he comes up with a million.
What's amazing here is how Onstad must have felt writing these rhymes. Like, when you come up with a good one, its just soo great, and here he comes up with a million.
delzhand
+5 -0
This is another of those "laugh so loud you almost get fired" strips. Which is compounded by the fact that I kept re-reading it.
This is another of those "laugh so loud you almost get fired" strips. Which is compounded by the fact that I kept re-reading it.
howard
+0 -0
Ray got hell of flow.
Ray got hell of flow.
thicker
+3 -0
When you feel so bad for your opponent that you throw a little "aww" in on the side, you know you've got the battle won.
When you feel so bad for your opponent that you throw a little "aww" in on the side, you know you've got the battle won.
m1st3rbl4ck
+1 -0
Fighting rats with a rake.
Fighting rats with a rake.
hellaedgar
+2 -0
Popov vodka = a disaster.
Good times.
Popov vodka = a disaster.
Good times.
greyfield
+0 -0
Calling someone a warm Popov martini is the greatest of insults, right up there with comparing them to Paris Hilton.
Calling someone a warm Popov martini is the greatest of insults, right up there with comparing them to Paris Hilton.
epicurus
+3 -0
Ray has still got that mad flow. Little Nephew played with the fire that is Ray and got BURNED.
Ray has still got that mad flow. Little Nephew played with the fire that is Ray and got BURNED.
darkwaffle
+19 -0
Think about it, who are the 5 best rappers ever? Smuckles..smuckles...smuckles smuckles and smuckles
Because he spits hot fire!
Think about it, who are the 5 best rappers ever? Smuckles..smuckles...smuckles smuckles and smuckles
Because he spits hot fire!
slab64
+0 -0
And he's no sugar-cookie-getter
And he's no sugar-cookie-getter
ford
+1 -0
*punch* you're too close man!
*punch* you're too close man!
neoboman
+0 -0
Lil Nephew, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Lil Nephew, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
tragicone
+0 -0
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keithcozz
+0 -0
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qatipay
+9 -0
Yes; it ends here, with the strip at which you objected to it. A strange choice!
Yes; it ends here, with the strip at which you objected to it. A strange choice!
joeyramoney
+1 -0
this was a good arc.
this was a good arc.
keithcozz
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stuart
+0 -0
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epicurus
+16 -0
Using the isoceles lock.
Using the isoceles lock.
slab64
+0 -0
© 1978 Ulvaeus, Andersson
© 1978 Ulvaeus, Andersson
swatson
+0 -0
I am so sorry. So very sorry. I really ment to hit lame. My laptop mouse pad is a sad thing.
I am so sorry. So very sorry. I really ment to hit lame. My laptop mouse pad is a sad thing.
stuart
+16 -0
This is to rap battles what fatalities are to Mortal Kombat.
FINISH HIM
This is to rap battles what fatalities are to Mortal Kombat.
FINISH HIM
erinye
+1 -0
Uh, I think we can already claim:
FATALITY
Uh, I think we can already claim:
FATALITY
stuart
+1 -0
or possibly BABALITY
or possibly BABALITY
soticoto
+0 -1
Followed by VICTOLY ...
... Wait... we allowed to splice in Samurai Shodown?
Followed by VICTOLY ...
... Wait... we allowed to splice in Samurai Shodown?
rowboat
+3 -1
Ya'll some nerds.
Ya'll some nerds.
myrrdisparo
+1 -0
Well, they DO read Achewood
Well, they DO read Achewood
skiddyfisk
+0 -0
Ray may be a dense fellow, but he can LAY IT DOWN.
Ray may be a dense fellow, but he can LAY IT DOWN.
tragicone
+4 -1
little nephew got cut up like an emo kid
little nephew got cut up like an emo kid
incendiary
+0 -0
"You get kidnapped at Binion's and sold as prime rib!"
Those words sting even me. Best strip ever.
"You get kidnapped at Binion's and sold as prime rib!"
Those words sting even me. Best strip ever.
endoftheworld
+26 -0
Check Ray's expression in the last panel. He knows that no matter how obnoxious your teenaged nephew behaves, some rhymes are just TOO FRESH to be used on anyone younger than seventeen. Rap responsibly.
Check Ray's expression in the last panel. He knows that no matter how obnoxious your teenaged nephew behaves, some rhymes are just TOO FRESH to be used on anyone younger than seventeen. Rap responsibly.
straw
+13 -0
theguitarhero
+0 -0
The last panel just sold me on this comic, even though I've been reading the archives for three days and loved everything.
To go from super-angry to super-mad is so hilarious.
The last panel just sold me on this comic, even though I've been reading the archives for three days and loved everything.
To go from super-angry to super-mad is so hilarious.
echidnaboy
+0 -0
Jeez Ray, go easy on the kid. Increase the peace!
Jeez Ray, go easy on the kid. Increase the peace!
professorhazard
+5 -1
I'm mackin' it pimp-like all smooth as the Dickens
You're shipped off to Cuba to help crate up chickens
I head up to the suite to cold get my Bone on
You're cryin' and tryin' to switch a pay phone on
Broken glass booth all looks like it's been stoned on
I'm mackin' it pimp-like all smooth as the Dickens
You're shipped off to Cuba to help crate up chickens
I head up to the suite to cold get my Bone on
You're cryin' and tryin' to switch a pay phone on
Broken glass booth all looks like it's been stoned on
soticoto
+0 -0
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zem
+1 -0
i don't "get" you
i don't "get" you
soticoto
+0 -0
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semiquaver
+0 -0
There's nothing to "get." Inside that little cube...he's hollow. *plonk*
There's nothing to "get." Inside that little cube...he's hollow. *plonk*
vice
+1 -0
FINISH HIM!
FATALITY!
FINISH HIM!
FATALITY!
sp1derbaby
+0 -0
But Ray's already ripped out his little heart :-(
But Ray's already ripped out his little heart :-(
meowmix
+0 -1
ooooh snap! that is some serious buuuuuurn bein' dealt out.
ooooh snap! that is some serious buuuuuurn bein' dealt out.
justa
+0 -0
Little Nephew lost his best friend to a gang of roving prime-rib kidnappers. Ray doesn't know the boy's got that as a history.
Little Nephew lost his best friend to a gang of roving prime-rib kidnappers. Ray doesn't know the boy's got that as a history.
snowman
+0 -0
Okay, I said how I didn't like these rap-off strips. I take it back. This one is awesome. Maybe I was just uncomfortable seeing Ray losing.
Okay, I said how I didn't like these rap-off strips. I take it back. This one is awesome. Maybe I was just uncomfortable seeing Ray losing.
tekende
+4 -0
RAY SMUCKLES
HIS RHYMES ARE SO HARD CHILDREN CRY
RAY SMUCKLES
HIS RHYMES ARE SO HARD CHILDREN CRY
mr_lostman28
+0 -0
I can't wait til I get to hear someone say this on an MTV raps ad.
Instead of selling a rapper as "He's so hardcore from the streets, he been shot nine times!"
with "He's so stone cold with his flow, its like momma's backhand to your face!"
I can't wait til I get to hear someone say this on an MTV raps ad.
Instead of selling a rapper as "He's so hardcore from the streets, he been shot nine times!"
with "He's so stone cold with his flow, its like momma's backhand to your face!"
bpmead
+1 -0
Ray's rhymes are obviously tight but his flow is questionable.
Ray's rhymes are obviously tight but his flow is questionable.
desert_donkey
+0 -0
Binion's. lols. that place is rather ghetto. still the best gambling joint in vegass.
Binion's. lols. that place is rather ghetto. still the best gambling joint in vegass.
ctrl_z
+0 -0
Served! Served! Served! Served! ...
Served! Served! Served! Served! ...
zapatos
+0 -0
Honestly, LN kinda asked for it.
Honestly, LN kinda asked for it.
carlyle
+0 -0
LN just got utterly destroyed. Is this how Ray got him to stop rapping?
LN just got utterly destroyed. Is this how Ray got him to stop rapping?
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
if you wanna play with a big dogg(cat), you might get bit.
if you wanna play with a big dogg(cat), you might get bit.
tragicone
+0 -0
now that I look at this again, I am not sure whether in the last panel ray looks concerned or whether he is like "oh snaps. I got this boy cryin"
now that I look at this again, I am not sure whether in the last panel ray looks concerned or whether he is like "oh snaps. I got this boy cryin"
rowboat
+0 -0
I always saw it as "Oh, shit. What have I done? I've gone too far." He just got lost in the battle and forgot that he was just dueling a kid and ended up bringin' it too hard.
I always saw it as "Oh, shit. What have I done? I've gone too far." He just got lost in the battle and forgot that he was just dueling a kid and ended up bringin' it too hard.
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Don't be ridiculous; there's no such thing as a MIB:II reference.
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ouch
You lamed a comment of mine on "Will You Be My Girlfriend Molly" even though I basically pointed out that to lame it would be extremely silly/tacky. Not making any accusations here, just pointing out out.
I just tracked down a man on Internet. What a strange feeling. *shudders* I am so sorry. I do not even know why I am doing this.
I've noticed that, statistically speaking, deimosrising is the anti-asherdan. Either of them can write anything and reasonably expect to garner inordinate amounts of chubbies and lames, respectively. This is a thing I noticed.
You're pretty much right on the money there. Not that I would call asherdan getting lamed for every damn comment unfair in any way. Man's got a history. Ain't nobody stuck up for him and felt good about it later.
I speak not of fair and unfair, but only of what is.
Man "inordinate" is a word that makes a value judgment don't you know
I guess that checks out. OK, by "inordinate amounts of" I meant "hell of." Better?
It can occasionally. Sometimes it also means "a hell of X that is unnecessary" Example: The inordinate amounts of yellin' ruined the otherwise lovely sex.(Sorry, ex-Spelling Team Captain).
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There's this great comic you should read called Achewood.
Yeah..I.. What? I though 'hella' was used more than 'hell of' with the exception of Roast Beef.. unless you're referring to the amount of strips i've read, in which case i can only really.. Do nothing.
All I'm saying is that "hell of" is quite common in this place. It is a Thing.
My mind is blown.
I keep looking at your icon and seeing Spongebob. Somehow, the exquisite sadness of a green Spongebob with the caption "All my friends are dead" is almost irresistable to the eye.
all this time, i've been glancing at it and seeing Spongebob. My mind is blown. Again.
Try as I may, I still cannot see Spongebob in my avatar. Maybe I need to unfocus or something.
I sort of see it while reading your comments, out of the corner of my eye. Even when i know it is not Spongebob, i see Spongebob. Do I need an eye examination? Probably.
Yours is Giger, right? Dicks goin' into asses. Asses lookin' like Alien heads.
I wanted a controversial (badly spelled?) avatar, and i'm a fan of
penisesthe Dead Kennedys, and i saw that Roast Beef was too .. i didn't know the artist untill you said the name just now, so have a chubby, sir. Also; yes. I find it creepy how none of the asses have legs attached, and the penises arent connected to anyone.. Unless its a huge pile-up of horny legless men, that is ..Holy shit! That's not a green Spongebob!
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same
Quote:
ahahahaha jesus christ
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