onstad
+0 -0
A comment left by onstad was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by NeoNaoNeo, Siah, ford)
A comment left by onstad was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by NeoNaoNeo, Siah, ford)
catachresis
+0 -0
Hooray for this. Unless, of course, the new feature doesn't work in my badly outdated Firefox iteration. I am afraid that this is my Problem.
Hooray for this. Unless, of course, the new feature doesn't work in my badly outdated Firefox iteration. I am afraid that this is my Problem.
petitegitan
+0 -0
Finally an explanation! I've been wondering why I can't get the alt texts!
Finally an explanation! I've been wondering why I can't get the alt texts!
greymantledwolf
+0 -0
why not just add it in as a footer to the comic (a lil perk for joining)?
why not just add it in as a footer to the comic (a lil perk for joining)?
deancain29
+0 -0
A comment left by deancain29 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by instantkarma, pitseleh, cathaoir, Lereya, Darthemed)
A comment left by deancain29 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by instantkarma, pitseleh, cathaoir, Lereya, Darthemed)
mikebox
+11 -0
He wrote them.
He wrote them.
ford
+13 -1
what's great is that this would have gotten chubbies if he replaces "what gives?" with " how come? "
what's great is that this would have gotten chubbies if he replaces "what gives?" with " how come? "
saint
+9 -0
member status: Onstad . I love it.
member status: Onstad . I love it.
carlyle
+0 -0
Something we can only dream to aspire to.
Something we can only dream to aspire to.
deusoma
+12 -0
Three people have lamed Chris Onstad on his own webcomic . Does anyone else notice the madness inherent in this?
Three people have lamed Chris Onstad on his own webcomic . Does anyone else notice the madness inherent in this?
farqussus
+0 -0
I wonder who would lame this comment.
I wonder who would lame this comment.
rowboat
+3 -0
Oh, god. I really don't wanna start shit, but I just can't stop myself! It was NeoNaoNeo, Siah and ford who lamed Mr. Onstad. Sorry guys. But you did lame the guy who created the best comic of this century on his own board, so, you know, you deserve what you get.
Oh, god. I really don't wanna start shit, but I just can't stop myself! It was NeoNaoNeo, Siah and ford who lamed Mr. Onstad. Sorry guys. But you did lame the guy who created the best comic of this century on his own board, so, you know, you deserve what you get.
farqussus
+0 -0
Ahh, well, neonaonobsock is one of those spamming douches, and I suspect the other two did it so they could feel like big men.
'I lamed onstad. That's like the ultimate taboo. I'm so fuckin awesome!"
Excpet they don't know what taboo means as a word.
And they're laming an apology for not speedily completing a task he is under no obligation to bother with.
Ahh, well, neonaonobsock is one of those spamming douches, and I suspect the other two did it so they could feel like big men.
'I lamed onstad. That's like the ultimate taboo. I'm so fuckin awesome!"
Excpet they don't know what taboo means as a word.
And they're laming an apology for not speedily completing a task he is under no obligation to bother with.
ford
+0 -0
A comment left by ford was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ted0phile, mr_lostman28, cryztal, instantkarma, mercuri0us, Jhunter, Njury)
A comment left by ford was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ted0phile, mr_lostman28, cryztal, instantkarma, mercuri0us, Jhunter, Njury)
ford
+0 -0
A comment left by ford was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, mr_lostman28, cryztal, instantkarma, mercuri0us, Jhunter, Njury)
A comment left by ford was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, mr_lostman28, cryztal, instantkarma, mercuri0us, Jhunter, Njury)
ford
+0 -0
A comment left by ford was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by cryztal, instantkarma, mercuri0us, Jhunter, sharpdresseddan, Njury)
A comment left by ford was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by cryztal, instantkarma, mercuri0us, Jhunter, sharpdresseddan, Njury)
straw
+0 -0
Will you receive them? Time will provide the answer!
Will you receive them? Time will provide the answer!
ford
+7 -0
Tune in tomorrow to find out! Same Ford time, same Ford channel!
Tune in tomorrow to find out! Same Ford time, same Ford channel!
cryztal
+0 -0
A comment left by cryztal was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by daidai, radioelectric, atticusonline, I_Love_Kate, Satyr)
A comment left by cryztal was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by daidai, radioelectric, atticusonline, I_Love_Kate, Satyr)
i_love_kate
+7 -0
I lamed you for kicking a man when he's repentant.
I lamed you for kicking a man when he's repentant.
cryztal
+11 -0
I... I AM SO SORRY.
I... I AM SO SORRY.
johnnyrocker
+0 -0
I think you should always post comments like this, to go with your avatar.
I think you should always post comments like this, to go with your avatar.
ford
+2 -1
I... forgive you.
I... forgive you.
cryztal
+1 -0
That is mighty big of you.
I'm not sure I am worthy.
That is mighty big of you.
I'm not sure I am worthy.
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
And yette, you stille hafe nott grovelled nore begged fore youre unsavorie and emptie liefe, pricke.
No laemes untille you repente!
And yette, you stille hafe nott grovelled nore begged fore youre unsavorie and emptie liefe, pricke.
No laemes untille you repente!
ford
+1 -0
Chubbied for pricke, I have never been called that particular variant.
Chubbied for pricke, I have never been called that particular variant.
scorpio_nadir
+2 -0
You've been abused enought, then. Have a Starbucks and some John Lee Hooker tunes on me.
My tab, that is, as I am not a table, nor an mp3 player.
You've been abused enought, then. Have a Starbucks and some John Lee Hooker tunes on me.
My tab, that is, as I am not a table, nor an mp3 player.
mystkmanat
+2 -0
You muft repent!
You muft repent!
plurabelle
+0 -0
And for each of the 3 opportunities, your chubby and lame ratio has arrived at 1.
Cosmic forces? Circumstances?
And for each of the 3 opportunities, your chubby and lame ratio has arrived at 1.
Cosmic forces? Circumstances?
atticusonline
+0 -0
Chris has a huge friggin' Chubby to Comment ratio.
Chris has a huge friggin' Chubby to Comment ratio.
atticusonline
+3 -0
Or just a huge friggin Chubby, I can't decide.
Or just a huge friggin Chubby, I can't decide.
dusty
+0 -0
Quite possibly one and then the other.
Quite possibly one and then the other.
imitationcrab
+17 -0
Alt Text: Sorry to give you furries such primo j/o material at work
Alt Text: Sorry to give you furries such primo j/o material at work
tbtabby
+4 -1
Primo? Hardly. Takes more than mammoth boobs on a cat to make top-shelf furry erotica.
Primo? Hardly. Takes more than mammoth boobs on a cat to make top-shelf furry erotica.
cryztal
+5 -0
Where are the three dicks and five sets of tits?
Where are the three dicks and five sets of tits?
invidious
+1 -0
For you, maybe.
For you, maybe.
belgand
+0 -1
Those are terrible breasts as well. I would not stare at them unless enraptured by how bad they are. I would probably even point them out to my significant other so we could join together in mocking them for being absolutely awful.
Those are terrible breasts as well. I would not stare at them unless enraptured by how bad they are. I would probably even point them out to my significant other so we could join together in mocking them for being absolutely awful.
selbencoirlo
+2 -0
I liked them so I'm laming you.
I think that I'm developing a thing for corpulent women.
I liked them so I'm laming you.
I think that I'm developing a thing for corpulent women.
epicurus
+3 -0
Why is it that guys cannot do that thing? We need to work hard on this and break into this female-dominated area of business.
Why is it that guys cannot do that thing? We need to work hard on this and break into this female-dominated area of business.
craigola
+17 -0
We guys have our own thing, the one where we care that we got caught staring for only about 20 seconds before we find another chest to stare at.
We guys have our own thing, the one where we care that we got caught staring for only about 20 seconds before we find another chest to stare at.
primal_in_the_mane
+16 -0
I was talking to a guy the other day who told me "I'm 53 and I still haven't gotten over tits". I think not caring is the only option we've got.
I was talking to a guy the other day who told me "I'm 53 and I still haven't gotten over tits". I think not caring is the only option we've got.
jackparsons
+3 -0
Strangely, I've recently widened my fascinations to asses; perhaps I'm looking for a good brood mare.
Strangely, I've recently widened my fascinations to asses; perhaps I'm looking for a good brood mare.
helloftubby
+1 -0
you have gone in the opposite direction to ray
you have gone in the opposite direction to ray
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
You don't "get over tits", you develop your peripheral vision over those years God gives you. Sheesh.
You don't "get over tits", you develop your peripheral vision over those years God gives you. Sheesh.
someone3
+0 -0
A comment left by someone3 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by littlecat, Unfun, Overmedicated, pwb, Zem, cdtm)
A comment left by someone3 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by littlecat, Unfun, Overmedicated, pwb, Zem, cdtm)
tourach3
+1 -0
well THAT response is now filed away for future use!
well THAT response is now filed away for future use!
blarghamagarky
+22 -0
If you said that to me I would probably be like man. I hope this dude does not update his lj about eating big bacon classics with me.
If you said that to me I would probably be like man. I hope this dude does not update his lj about eating big bacon classics with me.
epicurus
+0 -0
blarghamagarky , straight up the words I have been trying to find.
blarghamagarky , straight up the words I have been trying to find.
love_is_so_punk
+0 -0
You say "gangbanging" like it's bad.
You say "gangbanging" like it's bad.
rowboat
+1 -0
You say "gangbanging," I say "gongbonging." Let's call the whole thing off!
You say "gangbanging," I say "gongbonging." Let's call the whole thing off!
spinynorman
+10 -0
I have proposed marriage as a diversion several times. Twice to a dude when he found out I had drunk all the beer overnight.
Before you ask, yes, it worked.
I have proposed marriage as a diversion several times. Twice to a dude when he found out I had drunk all the beer overnight.
Before you ask, yes, it worked.
heccibiggs
+5 -0
Hahahaha. Did it go like this:
"Dude, where the fuck is all the beer."
"...Will you marry me?"
Hahahaha. Did it go like this:
"Dude, where the fuck is all the beer."
"...Will you marry me?"
epicurus
+6 -0
Congrats, you just wrote next summer's blockbuster.
Congrats, you just wrote next summer's blockbuster.
tekende
+9 -0
(This is the trailer. It is very difficult to represent in text, but I tried.)
This summer
Colin Farrell
"'Ey, who's the piker drank all my beer?"
and
Owen Wilson
"I, uh...will you marry me, man?"
"Wot?! Yeah. Yeah, I will, fuckface! Serves you right for drinkin' all the beer, doe'nt it now?"
are
"Oh my god, what have we done?"
The Accidental Gay Couple
Coming to theaters July 2009. Rated PG-13.
(This is the trailer. It is very difficult to represent in text, but I tried.)
This summer
Colin Farrell
"'Ey, who's the piker drank all my beer?"
and
Owen Wilson
"I, uh...will you marry me, man?"
"Wot?! Yeah. Yeah, I will, fuckface! Serves you right for drinkin' all the beer, doe'nt it now?"
are
"Oh my god, what have we done?"
The Accidental Gay Couple
Coming to theaters July 2009. Rated PG-13.
mystkmanat
+0 -0
I know I'll be waiting in line opening night!
I know I'll be waiting in line opening night!
centipede_damascus
+3 -0
The last panel is so totally hilarious. Osteoporosis is, in fact, a thing that ladies do.
The last panel is so totally hilarious. Osteoporosis is, in fact, a thing that ladies do.
spinynorman
+11 -0
ladies are often getting up to all sorts of osteoporosis
it is basic rude if you ask me
ladies are often getting up to all sorts of osteoporosis
it is basic rude if you ask me
molesticide
+1 -0
the best solution to this is to let your lady know, in advance, that it is okay for her to check out dudes, as well.
then, when you get caught straight-up checking out a nice pair of naturals or, in some instances when i've got the sack for it, elbowing her and POINTING THEM OUT, you've pretty much got your bases covered.
the best solution to this is to let your lady know, in advance, that it is okay for her to check out dudes, as well.
then, when you get caught straight-up checking out a nice pair of naturals or, in some instances when i've got the sack for it, elbowing her and POINTING THEM OUT, you've pretty much got your bases covered.
tekende
+2 -0
Pointing it out can work surprisingly well sometimes. I think part of the problem with being caught looking at another girl is that you're doing it privately, whereas if you point it out to the lady you are with, it becomes an experience the two of you can share.
Pointing it out can work surprisingly well sometimes. I think part of the problem with being caught looking at another girl is that you're doing it privately, whereas if you point it out to the lady you are with, it becomes an experience the two of you can share.
molesticide
+5 -0
spillingvelvet
+0 -0
that temptress is dressed awfully fancy for wendys.
that temptress is dressed awfully fancy for wendys.
slalvation
+2 -0
It's just a regular dress. Some ladies wear them all day.
It's just a regular dress. Some ladies wear them all day.
spillingvelvet
+2 -0
it makes me think she should be milling around a cocktail party, singing opera.
it makes me think she should be milling around a cocktail party, singing opera.
slalvation
+4 -0
Some ladies sing opera all day.
Some ladies sing opera all day.
spillingvelvet
+1 -0
this is true.
some ladies also dress awfully fancy for wendys.
this is true.
some ladies also dress awfully fancy for wendys.
aliiis
+0 -0
and do osteoporosis
and do osteoporosis
stormagnet
+0 -0
I kind of picture it as one of those hyper-elaborate goth chick dresses. Late night fast food restaurants and diners are full of them, at least in my experience.
I kind of picture it as one of those hyper-elaborate goth chick dresses. Late night fast food restaurants and diners are full of them, at least in my experience.
spillingvelvet
+1 -0
yes, i imagine you could check the tag and it would be morbid threads. and then they would wither their eyes at you and end up dropping flakes of mascara in their chicken nuggets.
yes, i imagine you could check the tag and it would be morbid threads. and then they would wither their eyes at you and end up dropping flakes of mascara in their chicken nuggets.
leia
+1 -0
I love this, women totally do do that and I'd never even thought about it. Anyway I love staring at cleavage, I can really appreciate a nice set of tits.
I love this, women totally do do that and I'd never even thought about it. Anyway I love staring at cleavage, I can really appreciate a nice set of tits.
tekende
+0 -0
This comic makes me want to go to Wendy's for lunch today. This is something I really can't afford to do.
This comic makes me want to go to Wendy's for lunch today. This is something I really can't afford to do.
tekende
+0 -0
Boy, how sad is that? A year ago, I couldn't afford to eat at Wendy's. Pitiful.
Boy, how sad is that? A year ago, I couldn't afford to eat at Wendy's. Pitiful.
rowboat
+0 -0
Congratulations. Keep it up and maybe this time next year you'll be able to afford Golden Corral.
Congratulations. Keep it up and maybe this time next year you'll be able to afford Golden Corral.
achilleselbow
+3 -0
I see that Beef's taste for corpulent women is now fully developed.
I see that Beef's taste for corpulent women is now fully developed.
direhaggis
+0 -0
That is a small amount of food for the well-rounded cat woman with breasts 3 vorpal.
That is a small amount of food for the well-rounded cat woman with breasts 3 vorpal.
direhaggis
+4 -0
What in the hell? I can't saunter around the comments page and put down a PLUS sign? It's a plus sign. It's only one of the basic building blocks of civilizations around the whole damn world. Damn you, BBCode. Damn you in your hellish ass.
What in the hell? I can't saunter around the comments page and put down a PLUS sign? It's a plus sign. It's only one of the basic building blocks of civilizations around the whole damn world. Damn you, BBCode. Damn you in your hellish ass.
hellofditties
+1 -0
I find it so funny that Molly makes the same scowl back while asking "What the hell was that?"
I find it so funny that Molly makes the same scowl back while asking "What the hell was that?"
lux
+0 -0
Beef fails at the indignant fem-scowl. He just kind of juts out his lower lip, like an otter opening his mouth.
Beef fails at the indignant fem-scowl. He just kind of juts out his lower lip, like an otter opening his mouth.
theryuujin
+0 -0
I have noticed that women will directly confront you when you try to steal one of their tactics, such as the silent treatment.
"What the hell is this, why aren't you talking to me?"
And you're left thinking, 'uh failing at being manipulative.'
Another response I have heard: "Don't be a bitch".
I have noticed that women will directly confront you when you try to steal one of their tactics, such as the silent treatment.
"What the hell is this, why aren't you talking to me?"
And you're left thinking, 'uh failing at being manipulative.'
Another response I have heard: "Don't be a bitch".
carlyle
+0 -0
Hee HEE!
Hee HEE!
edana
+0 -0
I dunno about anyone else but I totally get sudden-onset osteoperosis every time I catch my guy staring at some other woman's tits
I dunno about anyone else but I totally get sudden-onset osteoperosis every time I catch my guy staring at some other woman's tits
The alt text is the funniest part of this strip, yet I don't see it. It's a shame.
Then why don't you post it chochacho!
Yeah, I gave it a 5 for the alt text, it'd not even be a 4 otherwise.
Are you guys crazy? The utter confusion that ensues as a result of the wonderful seventh panel is incredible. Definitely a five.
Plus, Molly's got a hell of a tongue in panel three.