socks +0 -0
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fuckyoufriday +4 -0
I could never get down with the whole sex music thing. Although now that I've developed a taste for funk & soul, it might be worth revisiting the whole issue...

alejandroadam +4 -0
no way. it's all about heavy metal, with an abient industrial slant

fuckyoufriday +5 -0
er... are you telling me to fuck to Laibach ? Because I just might.

alejandroadam +1 -1
I like deftones. some of it. gotta get your own mix going.

stuart +0 -0
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farqussus +1 -0
The Crow Soundtrack is sex.

foea +1 -0
The soundtrack from Sliver got me laid a whole bunch.

the_voice +4 -0
Only Captain Beefheart for me.

foea +6 -1
I enjoy Captain Beefheart (and his Magic Band), but if you're fucking to this then you are doing something wrong.

dracer2 +0 -1
You havn't made love till you've made love to ManOwaR.

belgand +2 -0
I must respectfully disagree. If you're getting your bone on to Captain Beefheart then you are most definitely doing everything right. That is rocking the chubbiest of bones.

foea +2 -1
Your appreciation for esoteric rythyms is a credit to your kind, but man, some of that shit is too intense. Not bad, it'd just be like having someone fire a starting pistol in the room at odd intervals just when you're trying to lay on a steady pounding.

belgand +15 -0
Steady is overrated. I prefer to use odd time signatures when I am applying bone. All getting down with 13/8 and 5/4 time. A lady will appreciate the attention to her pleasuring not to mention if you choose to get into more complex polyrhythms. The downside is that sometimes you need a good metronome to keep in the bedroom.

If more proof is needed then why are drummers so often commended for their inexplicable sexual prowess and little else? I think this may be the proof we all need.

Just don't all be some old person totally boning in a slow waltz time or a bog-standard 4/4.

farqussus +1 -0
Cedric Bixler-Zavala is terrible in the sack.

belgand +2 -0
Neil Peart, however, requires at least three ladies to be effective.

landowmpg +0 -0
John Theodore, however...

fuckyoufriday +0 -0
belgand lost his virginity to Rush.

belgand +0 -0
Simultaneously.

Being the Peter Criss of the group Alex Lifeson had to settle for a handy.

jhunter +2 -0
hell no, fuck to electronica
get a good rhythm going
maybe even do "the robot" (not vlad)

jollysaintpete +3 -0
the best sex is to sigourney weaver's narration of Planet Earth

carlyle +0 -0
I suppose it's worth a shot. I'll make a note in the log and get back to you.

gitarooman +0 -0
Bitches love Depeche Mode. Seriously. It's sexy.

nathanielperson +0 -0
I'm with Blister. Nobody's first time should be to Sting.

pa_ass_nts +25 -2
Part of loving a woman is accepting Sting.

spectre +0 -0
Alt text: "based on a memory of a song by Hearter Attack"
Hmm, now we know something about Onstad that I never really expected to learn.

straw +1 -0
Listen

Chicks love mackin to Sting it is a universal fact

evolume +2 -0
My first time was to no music because her red-neck dad and step-mom were sleeping upstairs.

hypoluxa +11 -0
If you're looking for a good soundtrack for sex, there's just one word.
Lovage.

mastronaut +6 -0
I'm going to have to go with Sigur Ros on this one.

vreeeee +6 -0
Air's "Moon Safari" LP for me. Or Massive Attack's "Mezzanine". But Takk.. is also good.

snowman +5 -0
Portishead

farqussus +0 -0
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gouldgonewild +2 -0
I do not accept this comment. My apologies

gouldgonewild +0 -0
OH MAN, that would be hot as hell.

heccibiggs +2 -0
Death From Above 1979. Sexy and rock and roll and great.

landowmpg +0 -0
Sexy Results!

woodenteeth +0 -0
Let's make love!

... and listen to Death from Above.

A song about a song during sex, win. Meanwhile for others that are missing the reference, I am not hitting on heccibiggs... unless she wants me to.

origotoshi +0 -0
Ah, you bought one of the original Zunes too? That's where I was introduced to that song. They had some... interesting music videos on there.

woodenteeth +0 -0
Heard the track on a national radio station here actually. I don't know what Zunes is... but I'm going to Google me up some right now.

lucid +1 -0
I still hold that La Femme d'Argent is probably the ultimate strip tease song in existence. Nobody has shown me anything that comes remotely close.

philosophe +0 -0
Downtempo electronic for sure.

zeal +1 -0
Led Zeppelin.

ferae_machinae +1 -0
All on black dog, only really getting with it on the instrumentals.

professorhazard +22 -0
This comic has always given me the clear impression that Todd and Blister's First Times were in fact the Same Time, but that neither of them are smart enough to make the connection.

mo_rose +0 -0
so...todd listens to sting tapes?

professorhazard +0 -0
I didn't really mean that Todd was the one getting fucked, just that both squirrels were there, possibly with a third or even more squirrels.

They ain't just sweepin' and prayin' up in the treetops all day, you know.

origotoshi +0 -0
Huh, when I read it, I saw it as it was just the two of them. They'd have to be pretty drunk to not notice the fact though...

Also:

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spinynorman +0 -0
Same here.

tom-ba +0 -0
But Blister seems to be doing OK as a come-back-from-the -dead car mechanic. I guess it's a savant power.

belgand +0 -1
If you know what you're doing your first time it is an obvious sign that you are having sex too late for it to be cool and closing in on pathetic that you haven't gotten your bone on yet. This is the realm of the mid-college first time.

woodenteeth +1 -0
I have had much sex to Tool and it was good, but then I grew up and started having sex to Oceansize... and it was better.