overmedicated
+4 -2
Onstad should do more parodies, whenever they pop up they're pure gold.
Onstad should do more parodies, whenever they pop up they're pure gold.
saint
+4 -0
damn that was a close one...
damn that was a close one...
untilyouaresonude
+40 -0
The university of phoenix online penis whitening program...
C'est si bon.
The university of phoenix online penis whitening program...
C'est si bon.
unfun
+0 -0
A comment left by unfun was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by twntysevn27, dominus101, ohmygooses, zulko, SotiCoto)
A comment left by unfun was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by twntysevn27, dominus101, ohmygooses, zulko, SotiCoto)
digdugz
+19 -0
HEYO
HEYO
vweep
+2 -0
Depends on how black you want it; putrefaction does not go over well with most women.
Depends on how black you want it; putrefaction does not go over well with most women.
carlyle
+0 -1
Ask that Alice story in 7Chan.
Ask that Alice story in 7Chan.
tapaidhnaomh
+3 -0
I asked a female friend of mine. According to her a whiter penis does not give you any sort of leg-up in the business.
I asked a female friend of mine. According to her a whiter penis does not give you any sort of leg-up in the business.
norrin
+4 -0
Have they seen the results of Steve Martin's All Natural Penis Cream, Formula 2?
Have they seen the results of Steve Martin's All Natural Penis Cream, Formula 2?
jlynes
+2 -0
And now, no more scaling.
And now, no more scaling.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Yeah, I prefer the alt text to the strip in this one.
Yeah, I prefer the alt text to the strip in this one.
caitskills
+0 -0
that is why i gave this a 5. alt-text and alt-text alone.
that is why i gave this a 5. alt-text and alt-text alone.
andrew_
+16 -0
NYMPHO PEE PEE TEENS
NYMPHO PEE PEE TEENS
joeyramoney
+8 -0
i love that it looks like your avatar is shouting that.
i love that it looks like your avatar is shouting that.
fielding
+4 -0
I love that it looks like your avatar is calmly speaking that.
I love that it looks like your avatar is calmly speaking that.
andrew_
+1 -0
it's one of the perks of the avatar.
it's one of the perks of the avatar.
semiquaver
+0 -0
*smirks*
As per his own avatar.
*smirks*
As per his own avatar.
soticoto
+0 -0
And your avatar never ceases to disturb me.
And your avatar never ceases to disturb me.
semiquaver
+0 -0
Yours makes me cry.
Even though I know that WCCs are fireproofed, and that the furnace is part of the tube system, and you can dump your WCC in the furnace and run back to the start of the level and see it, or something.
Yours makes me cry.
Even though I know that WCCs are fireproofed, and that the furnace is part of the tube system, and you can dump your WCC in the furnace and run back to the start of the level and see it, or something.
soticoto
+0 -0
O_O;
X-Box 360 version no have No Clip Mode!
No fair!
;_;
O_O;
X-Box 360 version no have No Clip Mode!
No fair!
;_;
semiquaver
+1 -0
You can see that the the tube system from the inside on the last level. And you can apparently beat the WCC back to the start of the level based on a video i saw on youtube.
You can see that the the tube system from the inside on the last level. And you can apparently beat the WCC back to the start of the level based on a video i saw on youtube.
soticoto
+0 -0
You have fundamentally ripped a hole in the fabric of my existence...
I suppose that warrants chubb.
You have fundamentally ripped a hole in the fabric of my existence...
I suppose that warrants chubb.
anzio
+0 -0
Really, it's just nice to know the companion cube was never in any real danger. That would have been just awful.
Really, it's just nice to know the companion cube was never in any real danger. That would have been just awful.
soticoto
+0 -0
Well... not really.
I suppose at some level it proves that I was never really loved. Cast aside so easily to open a door. Is it even worth existing past that?
Perhaps it would be better to be incinerated.
Well... not really.
I suppose at some level it proves that I was never really loved. Cast aside so easily to open a door. Is it even worth existing past that?
Perhaps it would be better to be incinerated.
scraggg
+0 -0
Here's my card.
Here's my card.
pogo
+0 -1
It's an icon.
It's an icon.
stuart
+2 -0
This is exactly how I feel after I hit the "mark as spam" button immediately when the message loads.
This is exactly how I feel after I hit the "mark as spam" button immediately when the message loads.
centipede_damascus
+2 -0
Reminds me of "ReBoot".
Reminds me of "ReBoot".
nigelchaos
+1 -0
I don't remember any episodes like that!
I don't remember any episodes like that!
overmedicated
+0 -0
The might Matrix, knocked out by a single golf ball!
etc.
The might Matrix, knocked out by a single golf ball!
etc.
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
this is exactly how spam is for everyone everywhere.
this is exactly how spam is for everyone everywhere.
direhaggis
+0 -0
Does anyone else feel the Flash Gordon theme would be appropriate here?
Does anyone else feel the Flash Gordon theme would be appropriate here?
paperboy_2000
+0 -0
Beef!
Ah ah!
He'll save every dang ole one of us!
Beef!
Ah ah!
He'll save every dang ole one of us!
heccibiggs
+1 -0
Fucking hell , University of Phoenix sends me e-mails all the dang time. I did not realise this was a Thing.
Fucking hell , University of Phoenix sends me e-mails all the dang time. I did not realise this was a Thing.
wonelove
+0 -0
In the future all spam e-mails join to form some...horrifying hybrid spam e-mail
In the future all spam e-mails join to form some...horrifying hybrid spam e-mail
sixtyswine
+0 -0
This strip gets a five for penis whitening.
This strip gets a five for penis whitening.
wonelove
+1 -0
Beef is not a materialistic cat EXCEPT when it comes to high-tech gadgetry.
He had his Cyberhelmet custom-made for him by Mercedez-Benz.
Beef is not a materialistic cat EXCEPT when it comes to high-tech gadgetry.
He had his Cyberhelmet custom-made for him by Mercedez-Benz.
plummet
+0 -0
The strip that fails to get less funny every time I read it
In fact it increases exponentially in humor at each reading
The strip that fails to get less funny every time I read it
In fact it increases exponentially in humor at each reading
Their settings are like, totally maxxxed.
A comment left by hcaz was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ted0phile, CygnusX-1, Mangtastic, tttt2, Bex, headphones, trisha, habnabit, scott_karana)
I had a fuckin' boi, but I lost it :(
A comment left by relaxing was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Carlyle, MelloClello, Ariamaki, TonyHighwind, headphones, trisha, MortisInvictus, JonMW, empy, scott_karana)
No. These two worlds must never be allowed to collide.
Your lames suggest that it is not, in fact, called for.
ok so maybe it wasn't one of my best ideas :(
Be the mash you want to see up the world. Prove them all wrong. Mash it up.
and also mucho fuxxed
A pedobear avatar is called for.
I should get right on that.
...that's what she said?
On that note...is this what banging a website is like?