sargasm
+14 -0
Maximum Cuddles sounds like the title of a Rod Huggins film. In a perfect world?
Maximum Cuddles sounds like the title of a Rod Huggins film. In a perfect world?
babachewy
+40 -0
To me Maximum Cuddles sounds like a Steven Segal movie from Bizzaro-world.
To me Maximum Cuddles sounds like a Steven Segal movie from Bizzaro-world.
stuart
+29 -0
STEVEN SEGAL IN... MAXIMUM CUDDLES
SUMMER
STEVEN SEGAL IN... MAXIMUM CUDDLES
SUMMER
anonymous44
+19 -2
"ONE MAN, ONE DESIRE..."
"ONE MAN, ONE DESIRE..."
tim_simmons
+10 -0
wouldn't it be two men? jus' sayin ...
wouldn't it be two men? jus' sayin ...
tekende
+63 -0
Maybe the other man does NOT desire maximum cuddles? But Segal is going to make him do it anyway.
Maybe the other man does NOT desire maximum cuddles? But Segal is going to make him do it anyway.
boredom_man
+15 -0
STAY OUT OF MY DREAMSPACE TEKENDE
STAY OUT OF MY DREAMSPACE TEKENDE
scorpio_nadir
+7 -2
TWO MEN, ONE HORSE!
TWO MEN, ONE HORSE!
njury
+1 -1
To those naieve and curious, who might feel tempted to search the movie to wich this comment is reffering: don't.
I watched it. It's worse than 2 girls 1 cup.
To those naieve and curious, who might feel tempted to search the movie to wich this comment is reffering: don't.
I watched it. It's worse than 2 girls 1 cup.
sp1derbaby
+3 -0
Two men enter, one horse...
Two men enter, one horse...
aperson
+3 -0
no moral!
no moral!
atypicaloracle
+0 -0
See comic reference to dogshit and the maximum amount that something can be nasty.
See comic reference to dogshit and the maximum amount that something can be nasty.
junko
+1 -0
Panel 7 gets this one a 5.
Panel 7 gets this one a 5.
love_is_so_punk
+0 -0
It was already a 5 for me at panel 3, the rest was just icing.
It was already a 5 for me at panel 3, the rest was just icing.
morganization
+1 -0
i love teodor's little intense finger shaking at todd huggins
i love teodor's little intense finger shaking at todd huggins
rogergs
+24 -0
Teo is not about to let any mere homosexual upstage him on the topic of metrosexual cocktails.
Teo is not about to let any mere homosexual upstage him on the topic of metrosexual cocktails.
deancain29
+0 -0
A comment left by deancain29 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ohmygooses, pitseleh, sumisueme)
A comment left by deancain29 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ohmygooses, pitseleh, sumisueme)
scorpio_nadir
+1 -1
Teodor has gay skills.
Teodor has gay skills.
equinn2006
+0 -0
Because Straight Donald Trump has absolutely no style or dignity.
Because Straight Donald Trump has absolutely no style or dignity.
_cheesekayke
+7 -0
Poor Rod Huggins. He just wanted to be a good host.
Poor Rod Huggins. He just wanted to be a good host.
dak
+0 -0
Yeah, I never understood why Teodor was such a jerk in this comic. Rod's just trying to be nice, you know?
Yeah, I never understood why Teodor was such a jerk in this comic. Rod's just trying to be nice, you know?
chrissketch
+4 -0
Teodor panicked and reacted in a way that most men straight men would, should they unwittingly find themselves on the set of gay porn. Doesn't really matter how nice the guy you were supposed to boink was to you.
Teodor panicked and reacted in a way that most men straight men would, should they unwittingly find themselves on the set of gay porn. Doesn't really matter how nice the guy you were supposed to boink was to you.
spinynorman
+7 -0
Does Rod Huggins remind anyone of both a centaur and a devil, simultaneously?
Does Rod Huggins remind anyone of both a centaur and a devil, simultaneously?
blarghamagarky
+0 -0
wow
wow
blarghamagarky
+0 -0
actually you know I think I am thinking more of a faun/devil rather than centaur/devil
actually you know I think I am thinking more of a faun/devil rather than centaur/devil
spinynorman
+2 -0
Faun. That's what I meant.
Or maybe a Satyr. But not a centaur, a centaur is a fucking horse-man. My mental classical bestiary is fading on me.
Faun. That's what I meant.
Or maybe a Satyr. But not a centaur, a centaur is a fucking horse-man. My mental classical bestiary is fading on me.
blarghamagarky
+0 -0
yes, shame on you.
yes, shame on you.
spinynorman
+8 -0
shame on my classical bestiary faculties
oh the shame
shame on my classical bestiary faculties
oh the shame
aki
+0 -0
Fie!
Fie!
samuraieaux
+0 -0
Teodor has come a long way in knowing his cocktails. If you recall one of the earliest strips with Ray, he doesn't know jack shit about drinking.
Teodor has come a long way in knowing his cocktails. If you recall one of the earliest strips with Ray, he doesn't know jack shit about drinking.
gethen
+1 -0
Hanging with Ray for any length of time Teaches You About Drinking.
Hanging with Ray for any length of time Teaches You About Drinking.
c_dizzle
+0 -0
no one uses the word 'rigmarole' anymore. 5 for reminding me of WC fields.
no one uses the word 'rigmarole' anymore. 5 for reminding me of WC fields.
lavosxii
+0 -0
If this worked out, Teodor would have been the Cocktail Recipes of the porn industry, and that is just class.
If this worked out, Teodor would have been the Cocktail Recipes of the porn industry, and that is just class.
foolio
+8 -0
Rod Huggins, college football player
Rod Huggins, college football player
salo
+0 -0
He is trying to leave the porno days behind him, and has changed his image.
He is trying to leave the porno days behind him, and has changed his image.
the_stoned_one
+4 -0
Teodor wasn't so eager to leave when Hiram was giving him maximum coconut rum
Teodor wasn't so eager to leave when Hiram was giving him maximum coconut rum
xiaomimi
+21 -0
Weekend Blogs
Philippe: I am tired of poems!
Little Nephew: Third tyyme'z a charmsicle
Today's Blogs
Mr. Bear: The constant evolution of things.
Weekend Blogs
Philippe: I am tired of poems!
Little Nephew: Third tyyme'z a charmsicle
Today's Blogs
Mr. Bear: The constant evolution of things.
jesler729
+6 -0
I think Teodor comes out on top in this one.
I think Teodor comes out on top in this one.
jesler729
+15 -0
Is worst pun, played on ugliest guitar.
Is worst pun, played on ugliest guitar.
killingthejay
+0 -0
that's a lot of law and order
that's a lot of law and order
direhaggis
+0 -0
Teodor cannot accept the fact that Rod Huggins is a dick but a gracious host.
Also, for some crossover action, how about 'Maximum Cuddles on Fuck Mountain'. In 3D.
Teodor cannot accept the fact that Rod Huggins is a dick but a gracious host.
Also, for some crossover action, how about 'Maximum Cuddles on Fuck Mountain'. In 3D.
trainwreckmcgee
+0 -0
Just how much law & order will kill a horse?
Just how much law & order will kill a horse?
pogo
+0 -0
I belive a horse died in "Ill-bred," Season 3, Episode 18, of Law & Order Criminal Intent. That's how much L&O I watch!
I belive a horse died in "Ill-bred," Season 3, Episode 18, of Law & Order Criminal Intent. That's how much L&O I watch!
pogo
+9 -0
No, wait, it was the regular Law & Order, Season 6, Episode 11, "Corpus Delicti" -- "The death of a show horse leads to a trial involving insurance fraud, a sting operation and a wealthy woman's disappearance."
No, wait, it was the regular Law & Order, Season 6, Episode 11, "Corpus Delicti" -- "The death of a show horse leads to a trial involving insurance fraud, a sting operation and a wealthy woman's disappearance."
jbushnell
+5 -0
I am giving you a chubby on the off chance that you are stone cold making that up
I am giving you a chubby on the off chance that you are stone cold making that up
spinynorman
+0 -0
He isn't. I've seen it.
He isn't. I've seen it.
belgand
+0 -0
Watching one entire episode is enough to kill any thinking creature or at least lobotomize them enough that they might as well be dead.
Watching one entire episode is enough to kill any thinking creature or at least lobotomize them enough that they might as well be dead.
belgand
+0 -0
Only 25 minutes (approx.) is required for L&O:SVU.
Only 25 minutes (approx.) is required for L&O:SVU.
ryanfuss
+1 -0
"Maximum cuddles. Minimum carpet burn."
SEGAL. VAN DAMME.
Tag team in the tundra...
"Maximum cuddles. Minimum carpet burn."
SEGAL. VAN DAMME.
Tag team in the tundra...
boredom_man
+1 -0
[Jethro Tull]And that's all right... by me![/Tull]
[Jethro Tull]And that's all right... by me![/Tull]
mustakrakesh
+0 -0
W to the O to the R to the D.
W to the O to the R to the D.
aparrish
+0 -0
I am enheartened by the idea that, should I ever inadvertently find myself on the set of a gay pornographic movie, I will be treated with style and dignity.
I am enheartened by the idea that, should I ever inadvertently find myself on the set of a gay pornographic movie, I will be treated with style and dignity.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
so long as you are in company of class such as Rod.
so long as you are in company of class such as Rod.
dusty
+1 -0
Rod Huggins kinda looks like a guy who owns a shop near here called "31st century" that sells weird dice and metal toy robots and orks. Most of the time its full of people who also look like Rod Huggins. They position the toys on green mats that sometimes have grids on them on tables, then they argue. Sometimes they roll dice, then argue some more.
Rod Huggins kinda looks like a guy who owns a shop near here called "31st century" that sells weird dice and metal toy robots and orks. Most of the time its full of people who also look like Rod Huggins. They position the toys on green mats that sometimes have grids on them on tables, then they argue. Sometimes they roll dice, then argue some more.
selbencoirlo
+2 -0
Holy shit a nerd-store full of talking cats!
Holy shit a nerd-store full of talking cats!
carlyle
+0 -0
Was that T out-gaying Rod in the last panel?
Was that T out-gaying Rod in the last panel?
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
i think so, too. it looks like he did one of those finger snap things......
i think so, too. it looks like he did one of those finger snap things......
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Or half a Todd.
If you force a horse to watch a non-stop Law and Order marathon (think "A Clockwork Orange" for how one might do this), the concentrated crimedramidium in the atmosphere will build up in its retina. At some point, this will cause its heart to stop instantly.
Teodor has clearly read about this.