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Maximum Cuddles with Rod Huggins Monday, June 20, 2005 • read strip Viewing 60 comments:

A comment left by saint was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Crowpaw, godfatherofsouls, nutmeg)

Or half a Todd.

If you force a horse to watch a non-stop Law and Order marathon (think "A Clockwork Orange" for how one might do this), the concentrated crimedramidium in the atmosphere will build up in its retina. At some point, this will cause its heart to stop instantly.

Teodor has clearly read about this.

Maximum Cuddles sounds like the title of a Rod Huggins film. In a perfect world?

To me Maximum Cuddles sounds like a Steven Segal movie from Bizzaro-world.

STEVEN SEGAL IN... MAXIMUM CUDDLES

SUMMER

"ONE MAN, ONE DESIRE..."

wouldn't it be two men? jus' sayin ...

Maybe the other man does NOT desire maximum cuddles? But Segal is going to make him do it anyway.

STAY OUT OF MY DREAMSPACE TEKENDE

TWO MEN, ONE HORSE!

To those naieve and curious, who might feel tempted to search the movie to wich this comment is reffering: don't.

I watched it. It's worse than 2 girls 1 cup.

Two men enter, one horse...

no moral!

See comic reference to dogshit and the maximum amount that something can be nasty.

Panel 7 gets this one a 5.

It was already a 5 for me at panel 3, the rest was just icing.

i love teodor's little intense finger shaking at todd huggins

Teo is not about to let any mere homosexual upstage him on the topic of metrosexual cocktails.

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Teodor has gay skills.

Because Straight Donald Trump has absolutely no style or dignity.

Poor Rod Huggins. He just wanted to be a good host.

Yeah, I never understood why Teodor was such a jerk in this comic. Rod's just trying to be nice, you know?

Teodor panicked and reacted in a way that most men straight men would, should they unwittingly find themselves on the set of gay porn. Doesn't really matter how nice the guy you were supposed to boink was to you.

Does Rod Huggins remind anyone of both a centaur and a devil, simultaneously?

wow

actually you know I think I am thinking more of a faun/devil rather than centaur/devil

Faun. That's what I meant.

Or maybe a Satyr. But not a centaur, a centaur is a fucking horse-man. My mental classical bestiary is fading on me.

yes, shame on you.

shame on my classical bestiary faculties

oh the shame

Fie!

Teodor has come a long way in knowing his cocktails. If you recall one of the earliest strips with Ray, he doesn't know jack shit about drinking.

Hanging with Ray for any length of time Teaches You About Drinking.

no one uses the word 'rigmarole' anymore. 5 for reminding me of WC fields.

If this worked out, Teodor would have been the Cocktail Recipes of the porn industry, and that is just class.



Rod Huggins, college football player

He is trying to leave the porno days behind him, and has changed his image.

Teodor wasn't so eager to leave when Hiram was giving him maximum coconut rum

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I think Teodor comes out on top in this one.

Is worst pun, played on ugliest guitar.

that's a lot of law and order

Teodor cannot accept the fact that Rod Huggins is a dick but a gracious host.

Also, for some crossover action, how about 'Maximum Cuddles on Fuck Mountain'. In 3D.

Just how much law & order will kill a horse?

I belive a horse died in "Ill-bred," Season 3, Episode 18, of Law & Order Criminal Intent. That's how much L&O I watch!

No, wait, it was the regular Law & Order, Season 6, Episode 11, "Corpus Delicti" -- "The death of a show horse leads to a trial involving insurance fraud, a sting operation and a wealthy woman's disappearance."

I am giving you a chubby on the off chance that you are stone cold making that up

He isn't. I've seen it.

Watching one entire episode is enough to kill any thinking creature or at least lobotomize them enough that they might as well be dead.

Only 25 minutes (approx.) is required for L&O:SVU.

"Maximum cuddles. Minimum carpet burn."

SEGAL. VAN DAMME.

Tag team in the tundra...

[Jethro Tull]And that's all right... by me![/Tull]

W to the O to the R to the D.

I am enheartened by the idea that, should I ever inadvertently find myself on the set of a gay pornographic movie, I will be treated with style and dignity.

so long as you are in company of class such as Rod.

Rod Huggins kinda looks like a guy who owns a shop near here called "31st century" that sells weird dice and metal toy robots and orks. Most of the time its full of people who also look like Rod Huggins. They position the toys on green mats that sometimes have grids on them on tables, then they argue. Sometimes they roll dice, then argue some more.

Holy shit a nerd-store full of talking cats!

Was that T out-gaying Rod in the last panel?

i think so, too. it looks like he did one of those finger snap things......