tripleoptics
+1 -0
what i wouldn't give for a garbage can full of public wine right about now...
what i wouldn't give for a garbage can full of public wine right about now...
tripleoptics
+1 -0
sorry "trash receptacle"
sorry "trash receptacle"
fuzzyshoo
+0 -0
Aged... the amount of time that it's been out of the box!
Aged... the amount of time that it's been out of the box!
smilebuddha
+2 -0
Public Wine. The drink of Saturday Men everywhere.
Public Wine. The drink of Saturday Men everywhere.
lexsenthur
+0 -0
Don't shoehorn it into the realm of Saturday men. Public domain wine's market share has been rising due to the demand for wine that is somewhere in the middle of the stuffy/cool spectrum that is bookended by French and California wines, respectively.
Don't shoehorn it into the realm of Saturday men. Public domain wine's market share has been rising due to the demand for wine that is somewhere in the middle of the stuffy/cool spectrum that is bookended by French and California wines, respectively.
smilebuddha
+16 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
woodenteeth
+1 -0
The tennis ball... it is perfect.
The tennis ball... it is perfect.
belgand
+0 -0
I get the reference, but to me the tennis ball just makes it seem a bit like yuppie faux-dive. All with a sweater wrapped around his neck thinking how cute it is to be drinking from the bottle in the park.
For this person every day is a Saturday.
I would perhaps use
[IMGS OFF]
instead. Maybe a bit too eye-catching, but what are you going to do?
Perhaps a compromise and we have a dog with a tennis ball in his mouth. His head cocked, looking askance at the viewer. One ear is flipped up quizzically. He does not understand, but, sadly, we do.
I get the reference, but to me the tennis ball just makes it seem a bit like yuppie faux-dive. All with a sweater wrapped around his neck thinking how cute it is to be drinking from the bottle in the park.
For this person every day is a Saturday.
I would perhaps use
[IMGS OFF]
instead. Maybe a bit too eye-catching, but what are you going to do?
Perhaps a compromise and we have a dog with a tennis ball in his mouth. His head cocked, looking askance at the viewer. One ear is flipped up quizzically. He does not understand, but, sadly, we do.
theguitarhero
+1 -2
Hey remember when everyone said that 90% of the Watchmen references were started by me?
In the past three strips I've said nothing about it and on each of these strips there have been at least one thread that references Watchmen .
Food for thought.
Hey remember when everyone said that 90% of the Watchmen references were started by me?
In the past three strips I've said nothing about it and on each of these strips there have been at least one thread that references Watchmen .
Food for thought.
aperson
+4 -0
You're still a dick, though.
You're still a dick, though.
aperson
+0 -0
OH DAMN FORGOT CAPITALS
OH DAMN FORGOT CAPITALS
theguitarhero
+0 -0
It's a FUCK YOU GUITARHERO Friday.
It's a FUCK YOU GUITARHERO Friday.
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
IT'S A FUCK YOU GUITARHERO ALL WEEK LONG SPECIAL .
IT'S A FUCK YOU GUITARHERO ALL WEEK LONG SPECIAL .
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Man this whole time I was worried Assetbar had evolved past attacking someone's character now that Asherdan, Saint, Soticoto and the other posters from the past left.
Glad to see we haven't!
Man this whole time I was worried Assetbar had evolved past attacking someone's character now that Asherdan, Saint, Soticoto and the other posters from the past left.
Glad to see we haven't!
fermatprime
+0 -0
Yeah, but you did say vaginas were horrifying, and I wasn't about to image search "vagina dentata"...
Yeah, but you did say vaginas were horrifying, and I wasn't about to image search "vagina dentata"...
theguitarhero
+0 -0
I wasn't really complaining, I was just making a point.
Plus it was funny because Belgand was the one that said I was trying to hard to look cool by referencing it all the time.
I wasn't really complaining, I was just making a point.
Plus it was funny because Belgand was the one that said I was trying to hard to look cool by referencing it all the time.
belgand
+0 -0
It's not so much a reference to Watchmen as it is the lack of any other image that compares to what I see in my mind's eye and my total lack of artistic talent.
I re-read it recently and it was the first thing to pop into my head. If you didn't know the source it wouldn't make any difference in understanding.
It's not so much a reference to Watchmen as it is the lack of any other image that compares to what I see in my mind's eye and my total lack of artistic talent.
I re-read it recently and it was the first thing to pop into my head. If you didn't know the source it wouldn't make any difference in understanding.
deusoma
+0 -0
I do know the source, and I have no damn idea what you were talking about. :P
I do know the source, and I have no damn idea what you were talking about. :P
fermatprime
+0 -0
At this rate, though, we're eventually gonna have every single panel of the comic on Assetbar, and Onstad will have to payMoore and Gibbons for having it up.
Please, unless you want Achewood behind a paywall, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP POSTING WATCHMEN!
At this rate, though, we're eventually gonna have every single panel of the comic on Assetbar, and Onstad will have to pay
Please, unless you want Achewood behind a paywall, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP POSTING WATCHMEN!
smilebuddha
+1 -0
Geez, man, sorry for partyin'.
I just wanted to make a wine label with a tennis ball on it! Is that so wrong ?
(sobs, runs away crying)
Geez, man, sorry for partyin'.
I just wanted to make a wine label with a tennis ball on it! Is that so wrong ?
(sobs, runs away crying)
tripleoptics
+0 -0
awesome :D
awesome :D
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Nice calligraphy, man. I don't think Wozzeck will let you into his B & B now.
Nice calligraphy, man. I don't think Wozzeck will let you into his B & B now.
dougthehead
+0 -0
I feel like I could live a fulfilling life without having to know why Ray's cookies taste so bad.
Or without eating Ray's cookies, for that matter.
I feel like I could live a fulfilling life without having to know why Ray's cookies taste so bad.
Or without eating Ray's cookies, for that matter.
fancypants
+8 -0
imagine walking down the street when what looks like a cat dressed for a part in 'westside story' pops out of a garbage can brandishing a tray full of cookies, melodiously inquiring as to who would like to know why they taste like crap.
it's a bad trip that up until now only jon arbuckle has experienced.
imagine walking down the street when what looks like a cat dressed for a part in 'westside story' pops out of a garbage can brandishing a tray full of cookies, melodiously inquiring as to who would like to know why they taste like crap.
it's a bad trip that up until now only jon arbuckle has experienced.
smilebuddha
+5 -0
If he's in the trashcan serving them now, what happens when he has to toss them later?
.
..
...
I said, what happens when he has to toss his coo... aw forget it.
If he's in the trashcan serving them now, what happens when he has to toss them later?
.
..
...
I said, what happens when he has to toss his coo... aw forget it.
smallblackdog
+0 -0
I can only imagine that anything in the trashcan tastes bad.
I can only imagine that anything in the trashcan tastes bad.
spectre
+0 -0
I'm old enough to remember the Top Cat cartoon . . . anybody else? (I'm sure that TC's cookies were OK . . . just not very good.)
I'm old enough to remember the Top Cat cartoon . . . anybody else? (I'm sure that TC's cookies were OK . . . just not very good.)
belgand
+0 -0
The Simpsons clued me in that Top Cat was really just a rip-off of Sgt. Bilko. Now I am unable to ever un-see this comparison. It has ruined me for Top Cat.
The Simpsons clued me in that Top Cat was really just a rip-off of Sgt. Bilko. Now I am unable to ever un-see this comparison. It has ruined me for Top Cat.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
You really shouldn't let The Simpsons define your cultural growth. Top Cat was in color, animated, and cuter. Phil Silvers was always a dick.
There, better?
You really shouldn't let The Simpsons define your cultural growth. Top Cat was in color, animated, and cuter. Phil Silvers was always a dick.
There, better?
granularsilica
+0 -0
Bilko! Now that was a TV show worth watching!
Bilko! Now that was a TV show worth watching!
hateandwar
+3 -0
Dude, panel 6, Little Nephew is back....
In a hypothetical scenario inside of Ray's mind!
Dude, panel 6, Little Nephew is back....
In a hypothetical scenario inside of Ray's mind!
hateandwar
+0 -0
Ray remembers him as he was, before he got into the rap game or gothishness, and I gotta reply to my own comment to clarify what I was thinking about several seconds prior.
Ray remembers him as he was, before he got into the rap game or gothishness, and I gotta reply to my own comment to clarify what I was thinking about several seconds prior.
lateadopter
+0 -0
Re-use of graphics from [url]here[/url].
Re-use of graphics from [url]here[/url].
lateadopter
+9 -0
Let's put the url in this time, you dumbass motherfucker.
Let's put the url in this time, you dumbass motherfucker.
lateadopter
+6 -0
Oh, and here, too , of course.
Oh, and here, too , of course.
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
I am impressed that you recall these things from memory.
I am impressed that you recall these things from memory.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
Anymore clipart and we can rename this strip " This Modern AcheWorld "
Anymore clipart and we can rename this strip " This Modern AcheWorld "
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Or "Red Achewood"
Or "Red Achewood"
quazifuji
+0 -0
Ray's stance in panel 8 looks much more awkward than it used to with the way his legs are bent below the knees.
Ray's stance in panel 8 looks much more awkward than it used to with the way his legs are bent below the knees.
granularsilica
+0 -0
That's his ninja gangster stance - note the inclination of the glock 9.
That's his ninja gangster stance - note the inclination of the glock 9.
doomchild
+0 -0
Is this Ray's attempt to go all pro ice? I mean, presumably one has to start small and work up, and a city trash receptacle seems about as small as you can get, cappage-wise.
doomchild
Is this Ray's attempt to go all pro ice? I mean, presumably one has to start small and work up, and a city trash receptacle seems about as small as you can get, cappage-wise.
doomchild
maximus
+5 -0
Is there always this much cutting and pasting or is it a meta-reference to recycling?
Is there always this much cutting and pasting or is it a meta-reference to recycling?
tripperday
+0 -0
You've viewed over 1500 strips and don't know the answer to that question?
Chubbied for your avatar.
You've viewed over 1500 strips and don't know the answer to that question?
Chubbied for your avatar.
maximus
+0 -0
I totally missed it - in retrospect my naivete seems quaint
I totally missed it - in retrospect my naivete seems quaint
tripperday
+0 -0
Did you change your avatar? I can't believe I was ever impressed by that.
Did you change your avatar? I can't believe I was ever impressed by that.
rowboat
+0 -0
You'd be surprised at some of the things that used to impress you.
You'd be surprised at some of the things that used to impress you.
fancypants
+0 -0
i want to make sweet love to you for that glorious avatar. this deserves a million billion chubbies, all rubbing themselves all over you in a cornucopia of chubbie-ness
i want to make sweet love to you for that glorious avatar. this deserves a million billion chubbies, all rubbing themselves all over you in a cornucopia of chubbie-ness
maximus
+0 -0
It is old - I have many fun ones I need to recycle after months of lurking
It is old - I have many fun ones I need to recycle after months of lurking
inspectorgadget
+7 -0
Ray's counting on zero gravity to rectify the height of LN's pants.
Ray's counting on zero gravity to rectify the height of LN's pants.
tripleg
+1 -0
The cat in the thong was lying. It was personal.
The cat in the thong was lying. It was personal.
fermatprime
+1 -0
Hey man, nothing against you, but I would shoot you and use you to store free public wine.
Hey man, nothing against you, but I would shoot you and use you to store free public wine.
vheissu
+0 -0
Wouldn't you find it rather difficult to do them in that order? Of course, that is my opinion, but it is backed up by science.
Wouldn't you find it rather difficult to do them in that order? Of course, that is my opinion, but it is backed up by science.
jaldor
+1 -0
Damn look at that thigh bulge when he caps that garbage can.
Damn look at that thigh bulge when he caps that garbage can.
fancypants
+0 -0
oh....yeah...
oh....yeah...
dangelder
+0 -0
The bullets must have one hell of a kick if they're going to knock over a plastic garbage can.
The bullets must have one hell of a kick if they're going to knock over a plastic garbage can.
lumus
+0 -0
I'm not a trained gun user, just a guy with an internet connection; so someone call me out here if I'm wrong.
Bullets generally do damage from being fast and sharp; they don't actually have much force behind them, since they're so small. When films show people being thrown back by being shot, they're being over-theatrical. It doesn't actually happen that much.
Significantly, due to conservation of momentum, any force the bullet does have, the gun will have the same force in the opposite direction. In fact, since a bullet uses a lot of its energy on piercing the target, the gun kicks back HARDER than the bullet.
Now, Ray is holding his gun sideways, a style that's known to be very rough on your elbows, especially if you don't know what you're doing, and Ray probably doesn't. If that bullet really does have that much force behind it, then Ray probably just badly broke his imaginary arm.
I'm not a trained gun user, just a guy with an internet connection; so someone call me out here if I'm wrong.
Bullets generally do damage from being fast and sharp; they don't actually have much force behind them, since they're so small. When films show people being thrown back by being shot, they're being over-theatrical. It doesn't actually happen that much.
Significantly, due to conservation of momentum, any force the bullet does have, the gun will have the same force in the opposite direction. In fact, since a bullet uses a lot of its energy on piercing the target, the gun kicks back HARDER than the bullet.
Now, Ray is holding his gun sideways, a style that's known to be very rough on your elbows, especially if you don't know what you're doing, and Ray probably doesn't. If that bullet really does have that much force behind it, then Ray probably just badly broke his imaginary arm.
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Everything about this post is Bizarro Science. Congratulations. You get Bizarro Medal of Physics.
Bang!
Everything about this post is Bizarro Science. Congratulations. You get Bizarro Medal of Physics.
Bang!
lumus
+0 -0
Oh my, a medal? Ahem; I'd like to thank my A-level physics teacher for failing to teach me about physics, TVtropes.com for most of my reference material, and, of course, Onstad for making the comics.
Oh my, a medal? Ahem; I'd like to thank my A-level physics teacher for failing to teach me about physics, TVtropes.com for most of my reference material, and, of course, Onstad for making the comics.
charhe
+0 -0
"The gun kicks back harder than the bullet."
The reaction equals the initial action. But since the force of recoil for the shooter is spread over a much larger region, and before that it has to get through the inertia of the gun and/or any recoil compensation built into the gun, the recoil of a gun isn't going to be 'harder' than the force of impact a bullet makes. And the bullets don't necessarily expend lots of energy piercing a target - they spend most of it passing through.
Also, bullets don't do damange because they're sharp - their shape has more to do with aerodynamics than Fucking People Up. At the speed they're traveling, they could be shaped like little Rubik's Cubes and still do lots of damage; they'd just be much harder to fire accurately.
You're right in that handgun rounds don't typically fling people through the air (that's what Ray's hands are for). As for Ray breaking his arm - you're going to sprain your hand/wrist way before you break your arm. And most handguns aren't powerful enough to seriously injure your arm just because you fire them like a gangsta.
Besides, Ray tore a dude's jaw off with his hands. I think he can handle all the action in this strip. Guy's strong. I mean, the rocket the trash bin was connected to? Didn't work. Just for show. Ray flexed and cold threw that bin into space.
And no, the recoil of that did not throw the Earth off its orbit.
"The gun kicks back harder than the bullet."
The reaction equals the initial action. But since the force of recoil for the shooter is spread over a much larger region, and before that it has to get through the inertia of the gun and/or any recoil compensation built into the gun, the recoil of a gun isn't going to be 'harder' than the force of impact a bullet makes. And the bullets don't necessarily expend lots of energy piercing a target - they spend most of it passing through.
Also, bullets don't do damange because they're sharp - their shape has more to do with aerodynamics than Fucking People Up. At the speed they're traveling, they could be shaped like little Rubik's Cubes and still do lots of damage; they'd just be much harder to fire accurately.
You're right in that handgun rounds don't typically fling people through the air (that's what Ray's hands are for). As for Ray breaking his arm - you're going to sprain your hand/wrist way before you break your arm. And most handguns aren't powerful enough to seriously injure your arm just because you fire them like a gangsta.
Besides, Ray tore a dude's jaw off with his hands. I think he can handle all the action in this strip. Guy's strong. I mean, the rocket the trash bin was connected to? Didn't work. Just for show. Ray flexed and cold threw that bin into space.
And no, the recoil of that did not throw the Earth off its orbit.
plummet
+0 -2
Ray is actually Chuck Norris?
That would explain quite a bit, actually.
Ray is actually Chuck Norris?
That would explain quite a bit, actually.
daidai
+2 -0
no it would not
no it would not
granularsilica
+0 -0
Having fired several types of handguns, shotguns, and rifles, I can verify your basic assumptions: a little piece of lead, no matter how fast it's going, isn't going to move a human body much. Watch the WWII documentary footage of D-Day: people just drop when shot. Also, explosions have gotten all out of control, as if bagel-sized hunks of C4 could bring down a building. Oh, and real explosions aren't all orange and billowy -- that's more FX bullcrap.
Having fired several types of handguns, shotguns, and rifles, I can verify your basic assumptions: a little piece of lead, no matter how fast it's going, isn't going to move a human body much. Watch the WWII documentary footage of D-Day: people just drop when shot. Also, explosions have gotten all out of control, as if bagel-sized hunks of C4 could bring down a building. Oh, and real explosions aren't all orange and billowy -- that's more FX bullcrap.
belgand
+0 -0
And now Achewood has turned into Mythbusters. Not that I totally mind, but just that there is a sort of a place where all of this is already happening. A place that has plenty of cool explosions and a cute redhead as well. Fuck, why aren't I watching it right now?
And now Achewood has turned into Mythbusters. Not that I totally mind, but just that there is a sort of a place where all of this is already happening. A place that has plenty of cool explosions and a cute redhead as well. Fuck, why aren't I watching it right now?
onepapertiger
+1 -0
Every time anybody on that show opens their mouth I want to scream.
Every time anybody on that show opens their mouth I want to scream.
daidai
+3 -0
Every time anybody opens their mouth all I hear are screams.
Every time anybody opens their mouth all I hear are screams.
daidai
+0 -0
wow I meant to say "on that show" somewhere in there. Now I sound like the fucking singer of Hawthorn Heights or something
wow I meant to say "on that show" somewhere in there. Now I sound like the fucking singer of Hawthorn Heights or something
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Or Nice Pete.
Or Nice Pete.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Or Nice Pete on American Idol*.
*I do not watch American Idol.
Or Nice Pete on American Idol*.
*I do not watch American Idol.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Dammit Daidai, now no-one's comments make sense!
Dammit Daidai, now no-one's comments make sense!
granularsilica
+0 -0
His work is done, then. Hail Daidai, destroyer of sense!
His work is done, then. Hail Daidai, destroyer of sense!
tekende
+0 -0
Nice Pete auditioning for American Idol would be an awesome strip. Are you reading this, Onstad? Hm?
Nice Pete auditioning for American Idol would be an awesome strip. Are you reading this, Onstad? Hm?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Nice Pete plus "topical humor" does not equal "awesome strip", unless it ends with Nice Pete killing Randy Paula and Simon.
Nice Pete plus "topical humor" does not equal "awesome strip", unless it ends with Nice Pete killing Randy Paula and Simon.
octafish
+0 -0
Lord save us from randy Paula.
Lord save us from randy Paula.
granularsilica
+0 -0
I must admit, I would let that cute redhead strap me into any sort of device.
I must admit, I would let that cute redhead strap me into any sort of device.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
I'd like to strap her to my device if you know what I mean.
I'd like to strap her to my device if you know what I mean.
slodowy_slicer
+1 -0
Myth statement: i_love_kate's device is so large that the cute redhead can comfortably be strapped to it.
Status: Plausible.
Myth statement: i_love_kate's device is so large that the cute redhead can comfortably be strapped to it.
Status: Plausible.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
And then swung gently around in a manner pleasing to both parties.
And then swung gently around in a manner pleasing to both parties.
smilebuddha
+0 -0
Swing low, sweeeeet chariot...comin' forth to carry me hooommme...
Swing low, sweeeeet chariot...comin' forth to carry me hooommme...
changuitotuerto
+1 -0
Fortunately that is basically the least painful arm you can break.
Fortunately that is basically the least painful arm you can break.
raticus
+0 -0
Especially hard to knock over if there's someone in it.
What's in there, though? A person?
Knowing Ray, more likely that shoe buffer after it screwed up and scratched up some classy shoes or something.
Especially hard to knock over if there's someone in it.
What's in there, though? A person?
Knowing Ray, more likely that shoe buffer after it screwed up and scratched up some classy shoes or something.
fermatprime
+6 -0
WASTE HIERARCHY! GET USED TO IT!
WASTE HIERARCHY! GET USED TO IT!
theguitarhero
+0 -0
GARBAGE!
GARBAGE!
greyfield
+0 -0
Curb stompin' a recycling bin.
Curb stompin' a recycling bin.
theguitarhero
+2 -0
THE TRASH IS INSIDE YOU.
THE TRASH IS INSIDE YOU.
thesoulbear
+0 -0
How many people think that Ray actually did all these things, versus him just imagining them?
I'm not sure myself.
How many people think that Ray actually did all these things, versus him just imagining them?
I'm not sure myself.
wozzeck
+0 -0
Ray imagined them while doing them.
(This is one of his difficulties with women.)
Ray imagined them while doing them.
(This is one of his difficulties with women.)
lightupafatty
+0 -0
since this is ray we're dealing with i want to think this is all really happening and not just imagination but i gotta wonder, if that is the case, HOW DID THE TRASH RECEPTACLE GET BACK TO EARTH
HOW RAY???
since this is ray we're dealing with i want to think this is all really happening and not just imagination but i gotta wonder, if that is the case, HOW DID THE TRASH RECEPTACLE GET BACK TO EARTH
HOW RAY???
stereo
+80 -0
Hey, that American flag is backwards.... how come
Now this may sound weird, but if you look at ray's chest upside down something ... happens.
[IMGS OFF]
Hey, that American flag is backwards.... how come
Now this may sound weird, but if you look at ray's chest upside down something ... happens.
[IMGS OFF]
fancypants
+1 -0
a chubby for blowing my mind
a chubby for blowing my mind
mercuri0us
+7 -0
a blowjob for minding my chubby
a blowjob for minding my chubby
jeffspaulding
+7 -0
Quote:
Protocol requires that the canton (stars) always face the front. It appears on planes the same way (starboard side).
Quote:
Hey, that American flag is backwards.... how come
Protocol requires that the canton (stars) always face the front. It appears on planes the same way (starboard side).
tripleoptics
+0 -0
chubs for the knowledge droppin'
chubs for the knowledge droppin'
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
what this guy said.
what this guy said.
irondave
+0 -0
It's the way it would look if it was flying from a mast on the vehicle. People have gotten carried away with the protocol idea.
It's the way it would look if it was flying from a mast on the vehicle. People have gotten carried away with the protocol idea.
tekende
+0 -0
Are you high? You're high, aren't you.
Are you high? You're high, aren't you.
stereo
+0 -0
I actually have a medical condition where I act like I'm high all the time (other than the food cravings)... I think it's in the autism spectrum. That or there's something funny in the tap water 'round here.
I actually have a medical condition where I act like I'm high all the time (other than the food cravings)... I think it's in the autism spectrum. That or there's something funny in the tap water 'round here.
davey-boy
+7 -0
Christian Bale admits to Christian Bale that he has Asperger's Syndrolme.
Christian Bale admits to Christian Bale that he has Asperger's Syndrolme.
willt
+1 -1
I love that Lil Wayne is pointing this out.
I love that Lil Wayne is pointing this out.
falseprophet
+1 -0
Lil Jon , rookie.
Lil Jon , rookie.
fermatprime
+2 -1
Correct. I wanna SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET.
Correct. I wanna SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET.
theguitarhero
+0 -1
ALL THEM FEMALES CRAWL.
ALL THEM FEMALES CRAWL.
plummet
+0 -1
sweat drops down my balls
sweat drops down my balls
fermatprime
+0 -0
someone does not like Lil Jon
someone does not like Lil Jon
rowboat
+0 -0
Impossible.
Impossible.
xi
+0 -0
That hurts me. That hurts me so good.
That hurts me. That hurts me so good.
mercuri0us
+2 -1
It's the secret Achewood character. He's been there all along. Just watching.
It's the secret Achewood character. He's been there all along. Just watching.
raticus
+0 -0
Like that inner child in Total Recall
Like that inner child in Total Recall
maximus
+1 -0
where is his Elvis bat?
where is his Elvis bat?
raticus
+0 -0
How did you wind up discovering this, anyway?
I guess there are a bunch of scenarios where you could wind up looking at your monitor upside down.
How did you wind up discovering this, anyway?
I guess there are a bunch of scenarios where you could wind up looking at your monitor upside down.
paperboy_2000
+3 -0
Did... did Oscar owe Ray a lot of money? Did it have to come down to this? :(
Did... did Oscar owe Ray a lot of money? Did it have to come down to this? :(
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Oscar picked the wrong cat to get grouchy on.
Oscar picked the wrong cat to get grouchy on.
deadpool
+0 -1
Some of the best art I've seen on here in a while. I was getting kind of bored of the whole copy paste with different emotions.
Good work, Chris.
Some of the best art I've seen on here in a while. I was getting kind of bored of the whole copy paste with different emotions.
Good work, Chris.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Apart from the fact that all of the "children" are quite clearly just rear-views of Ray and Roast Beef that he's shrunk down a bit.
Apart from the fact that all of the "children" are quite clearly just rear-views of Ray and Roast Beef that he's shrunk down a bit.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Wait! The one with his hand up looks like sort of an amalgamation. Eerie.
Wait! The one with his hand up looks like sort of an amalgamation. Eerie.
gormster
+0 -0
Actually there's shitloads of copypasta in this strip. See lateadopter's posts above.
Actually there's shitloads of copypasta in this strip. See lateadopter's posts above.
mercuri0us
+0 -0
I think he was being sarcastic.
I think he was being sarcastic.
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
This is the first one in a long time that has made me laugh out loud. I've been really happy with all of the comics lately, but this one made me chuckle audibly.
This is the first one in a long time that has made me laugh out loud. I've been really happy with all of the comics lately, but this one made me chuckle audibly.
granularsilica
+2 -0
You're high, though.
You're high, though.
un_malpaso
+0 -0
The ladles are the best part.
Best misuse of public space ever
The ladles are the best part.
Best misuse of public space ever
jeffspaulding
+1 -0
I can't wait for ladles' night.
I can't wait for ladles' night.
kickstart
+2 -0
Come on down to Spatula City, where Tuesday night is Ladles' Night!
Come on down to Spatula City, where Tuesday night is Ladles' Night!
mercuri0us
+0 -0
mis use?
mis use?
desert_donkey
+0 -1
fackin' rad.
fackin' rad.
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
You guys, I don't know where else to ask this, so I'm just gonna ask it here. A little while back, was there a strip that was animated sort of? Like, not the whole thing, but there was one little part of it that was constantly moving? I don't know how else to explain what I mean. Like, the best example I can give would be that the whole strip was just a plain drawing as usual, but maybe there was a clock that was ticking in the background somewhere or something? It wasn't a clock, but that's just my way of explaining what I'm talking about.
This is a serious question. Because if that didn't happen, then it was a dream, and if I am dreaming about Achewood, then I think there is a problem.
You guys, I don't know where else to ask this, so I'm just gonna ask it here. A little while back, was there a strip that was animated sort of? Like, not the whole thing, but there was one little part of it that was constantly moving? I don't know how else to explain what I mean. Like, the best example I can give would be that the whole strip was just a plain drawing as usual, but maybe there was a clock that was ticking in the background somewhere or something? It wasn't a clock, but that's just my way of explaining what I'm talking about.
This is a serious question. Because if that didn't happen, then it was a dream, and if I am dreaming about Achewood, then I think there is a problem.
paperboy_2000
+1 -0
Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not an imaginary story!
Ray turns his Trans Am into KITT:
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=06292005
Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not an imaginary story!
Ray turns his Trans Am into KITT:
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=06292005
lateadopter
+0 -0
The Winner! But holy crap, when you click on that strip, it still takes you to the original external link, not to AssetBar! I thought all of those were gone.
The Winner! But holy crap, when you click on that strip, it still takes you to the original external link, not to AssetBar! I thought all of those were gone.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Nah, if you use the search function it takes you straight to the strip on its own.
Nah, if you use the search function it takes you straight to the strip on its own.
lateadopter
+0 -0
I did not mean the link to the strip that paperboy provided. I mean that if you follow that link to achewood.com, and then click on the strip over there, it doesn't bring you back here. It sends you to some website that sells geeky things. Those links used to be sprinkled in the old Achewood, behind some of the strips, but they went away when AssetBar came along. I'm trying to remember what other ones there used to be, so I can go and test them.
I did not mean the link to the strip that paperboy provided. I mean that if you follow that link to achewood.com, and then click on the strip over there, it doesn't bring you back here. It sends you to some website that sells geeky things. Those links used to be sprinkled in the old Achewood, behind some of the strips, but they went away when AssetBar came along. I'm trying to remember what other ones there used to be, so I can go and test them.
never_die
+0 -0
there was one for a summer sausage sensation. i remember this. Also roomba.
there was one for a summer sausage sensation. i remember this. Also roomba.
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
Thank you so much.
This makes me and my brain feel so much better.
So much.
Thank you so much.
This makes me and my brain feel so much better.
So much.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I was totally reading that strip yesterday. If Paperboy wasn't such a ninja, I would have answered the query so hard.
I was totally reading that strip yesterday. If Paperboy wasn't such a ninja, I would have answered the query so hard.
lateadopter
+0 -0
The only thing I know of is the gothic dance , which an animation of the second half of this strip . But that doesn't sound like what you're referring to.
The only thing I know of is the gothic dance , which an animation of the second half of this strip . But that doesn't sound like what you're referring to.
sncether
+0 -0
April 9th, 2009: Achewood Panel Trivia Day on Assetbar.
April 9th, 2009: Achewood Panel Trivia Day on Assetbar.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
Quote:
I have seen similar language IRL. Only in the universe of lawyers does "injury" not include "harm" and "harm" not include "death."
Quote:
not responsible for any injury, harm or death
I have seen similar language IRL. Only in the universe of lawyers does "injury" not include "harm" and "harm" not include "death."
greyfield
+0 -0
The city fully expects people to die in their garbage cans? Wacky.
I suspect some wiseguy slapped this sticker on Ray's can specifically.
The city fully expects people to die in their garbage cans? Wacky.
I suspect some wiseguy slapped this sticker on Ray's can specifically.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
I know of many University students who have ridden that particular plastic jallopy to no one's benefit. Excepting, of course, everyone else watching and laughing their arses off.
I know of many University students who have ridden that particular plastic jallopy to no one's benefit. Excepting, of course, everyone else watching and laughing their arses off.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
... meaning basically that some rich drunken fuckwit has probably tried to sue the council before, on the grounds of offering a free almost-vehicle without need of a license.
... meaning basically that some rich drunken fuckwit has probably tried to sue the council before, on the grounds of offering a free almost-vehicle without need of a license.
guikey
+0 -0
I can't imagine any action regarding the slapping of Ray's can to come from a guy such as could be called "wise."
That shit ain't hetero.
I can't imagine any action regarding the slapping of Ray's can to come from a guy such as could be called "wise."
That shit ain't hetero.
expellens
+0 -0
I have no desire to find out why his cookies taste so baaad.
I have no desire to find out why his cookies taste so baaad.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
What's so bad about tasting like a robot's ass?
What's so bad about tasting like a robot's ass?
kickstart
+0 -0
What's so bad about tastinglike a robot's ass?
Fixed for you, homes.
What's so bad about tasting
Fixed for you, homes.
granularsilica
+1 -0
Thanks, Holmes.
Thanks, Holmes.
jaldor
+0 -0
WHY FIND OUT?
WHY FIND OUT?
neonfreon
+0 -0
Is this the first time Achewood has shown a group of kittens? I'm not remembering any other than shots of ray and beef as kids.
No Oscar the Grouch references? come on..
Is this the first time Achewood has shown a group of kittens? I'm not remembering any other than shots of ray and beef as kids.
No Oscar the Grouch references? come on..
lordparadise
+0 -0
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01142002
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01142002
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Man, from the free preview I thought this was going to be a "Ray Tries to Fix the System" strip.
I'm so glad Chris took this in a whole entirely different direction. High Ray stories are never not funny.
Man, from the free preview I thought this was going to be a "Ray Tries to Fix the System" strip.
I'm so glad Chris took this in a whole entirely different direction. High Ray stories are never not funny.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Also, this is the end of backdated strips.
Also, this is the end of backdated strips.
achilleselbow
+2 -2
Hey, so assuming anyone still remembers me, I'm going to pop in to ask a relevant question - is anyone going to this goddamn gallery thing or what? On the one hand it's Achewood, on the other hand it's 20 bucks plus Dinosaur Comics will be there and I've decided they suck.
Hey, so assuming anyone still remembers me, I'm going to pop in to ask a relevant question - is anyone going to this goddamn gallery thing or what? On the one hand it's Achewood, on the other hand it's 20 bucks plus Dinosaur Comics will be there and I've decided they suck.
smilebuddha
+0 -0
1) Welcome back!
2) Onstad apparently won't be there, and I don't care enough about the others.
1) Welcome back!
2) Onstad apparently won't be there, and I don't care enough about the others.
sncether
+0 -0
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Who said Chris Onstad won't be there? Cite this information! MLA! APA! CMS15!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Who said Chris Onstad won't be there? Cite this information! MLA! APA! CMS15!
woodenteeth
+0 -0
He will be there via "Instant Messenger".
He will be there via "Instant Messenger".
sncether
+0 -0
Well, shit. Was that added recently or did I just conveniently ignore it? I'm good at ignoring small print that doesn't suit me, as my history of participation in class action law suits will show.
Well, shit. Was that added recently or did I just conveniently ignore it? I'm good at ignoring small print that doesn't suit me, as my history of participation in class action law suits will show.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Oh well that's a load of bull doohickey. Not that I particularly care about his physical presence - it's just that I'd feel cheated spending $20 to talk to him on AIM. I mean how will we know the person on the other end is even Onstad and not just some kid he got to take his place for some spare change and a free copy of Sneak King for the Xbox 360?
Oh well that's a load of bull doohickey. Not that I particularly care about his physical presence - it's just that I'd feel cheated spending $20 to talk to him on AIM. I mean how will we know the person on the other end is even Onstad and not just some kid he got to take his place for some spare change and a free copy of Sneak King for the Xbox 360?
woodenteeth
+0 -0
I would say the acne and the use of the phrase "jumped the shark".
I would say the acne and the use of the phrase "jumped the shark".
tekende
+3 -0
You've decided Dinosaur Comics sucks? What the fuck is wrong with you?
You've decided Dinosaur Comics sucks? What the fuck is wrong with you?
woodenteeth
+2 -0
Seconded. There is something wrong with your opinion.
Seconded. There is something wrong with your opinion.
miaou
+1 -0
Thirded. There is something friggin' wrong with your friggin' opinion.
Thirded. There is something friggin' wrong with your friggin' opinion.
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
fourthed. what in hell, achilles.
fourthed. what in hell, achilles.
gladi8orrex
+7 -0
fifth'd i lik crowds
fifth'd i lik crowds
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Someone on here a while back said that it was basically regurgitated Wikipedia articles with exclamation points added to the end of every sentence, and I've since realized that they were right.
Someone on here a while back said that it was basically regurgitated Wikipedia articles with exclamation points added to the end of every sentence, and I've since realized that they were right.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Man, even with that in consideration it's still hilarious. Also a lot of the strips that I'm reading now don't even follow that format.
Man, even with that in consideration it's still hilarious. Also a lot of the strips that I'm reading now don't even follow that format.
tekende
+0 -0
You are wrong.
You are wrong.
hedonismbot
+1 -0
He is also Wong
He is also Wong
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
he IS wrong.
he IS wrong.
miaou
+0 -0
Is so wrong.
Is so wrong.
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
wong dude, so wong
wong dude, so wong
miaou
+0 -0
[img]https://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr337/regionbug/whatsTheDeal.jpg[img]
[img]https://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr337/regionbug/whatsTheDeal.jpg[img]
miaou
+8 -0
WHAT'S THE DEAL
[IMGS OFF]
WHAT'S THE DEAL
[IMGS OFF]
wim9k
+11 -0
huge slam by Achilleselbow on dinosaur comics out of nowhere. I disagree. I will admit that maybe you have to be half Vulcan to see the humor in Dinosaur Comics. The characters are relentlessly introspective and analytical of various aspects of the human condition that everyone generally takes for granted. Greed and self-doubt and ego and even technical stuff like the nature of time. Ryan North is always pushing the envelope, mixing these themes up in new combinations in the same strip. His work is not classical literature by any means. Instead of working in the medium of the human experience as it is normally lived, North works in the medium of the human experience as it would probably be perceived by someone with some form of autism. If you don't 'get it' or find it to be the least bit funny, that's okay. You probably have to be a bit brain damaged to fully appreciate Dinosaur Comics. That said, with record numbers of kids being diagnosed with ADD and Autism, with the exponentially collapsing information float, and with the amount of information and technology created by humans expanding at an exponential rate, it is only inevitable that people start exploring, as North does, purely abstract and esoteric concepts, and more to the point, exploring how the human psyche relates (often clumsily) with this flood of information and this new information-based world. In a large sense, Dinosaur Comics is sort of a contemporary Huit Clos. The premise of Dinosaur Comics is not unlike that of Huit Clos, with the added dimension, apparently in your case, that you feel as if you too are in hell along with the characters of the strip. What a tour de force!
huge slam by Achilleselbow on dinosaur comics out of nowhere. I disagree. I will admit that maybe you have to be half Vulcan to see the humor in Dinosaur Comics. The characters are relentlessly introspective and analytical of various aspects of the human condition that everyone generally takes for granted. Greed and self-doubt and ego and even technical stuff like the nature of time. Ryan North is always pushing the envelope, mixing these themes up in new combinations in the same strip. His work is not classical literature by any means. Instead of working in the medium of the human experience as it is normally lived, North works in the medium of the human experience as it would probably be perceived by someone with some form of autism. If you don't 'get it' or find it to be the least bit funny, that's okay. You probably have to be a bit brain damaged to fully appreciate Dinosaur Comics. That said, with record numbers of kids being diagnosed with ADD and Autism, with the exponentially collapsing information float, and with the amount of information and technology created by humans expanding at an exponential rate, it is only inevitable that people start exploring, as North does, purely abstract and esoteric concepts, and more to the point, exploring how the human psyche relates (often clumsily) with this flood of information and this new information-based world. In a large sense, Dinosaur Comics is sort of a contemporary Huit Clos. The premise of Dinosaur Comics is not unlike that of Huit Clos, with the added dimension, apparently in your case, that you feel as if you too are in hell along with the characters of the strip. What a tour de force!
tekende
+0 -0
Chubby for explaining Dinosaur Comics and why it's great in a way that I cannot.
Chubby for explaining Dinosaur Comics and why it's great in a way that I cannot.
perilon
+0 -0
friggin' nice analysis there. It is so friggin' cogent.
friggin' nice analysis there. It is so friggin' cogent.
wim9k
+0 -0
really? Well thanks but to be honest most of the time I'm just a monkey on a keyboard so I guess every now and then something I say might resonate in some way with someone. I will go treat myself to a banana now!
really? Well thanks but to be honest most of the time I'm just a monkey on a keyboard so I guess every now and then something I say might resonate in some way with someone. I will go treat myself to a banana now!
gladi8orrex
+2 -0
the record numb. o' autistic peeps u menchin is a simlar case o' "i m out of breath win i workout therefore asthma" it is only cuz dey lowered deh bar o' admitian n2 deh autistic realm, that is to say, dey rnt artistic dey is has mild symptoms there4 dey get prescribed durgs. is conspiracy
the record numb. o' autistic peeps u menchin is a simlar case o' "i m out of breath win i workout therefore asthma" it is only cuz dey lowered deh bar o' admitian n2 deh autistic realm, that is to say, dey rnt artistic dey is has mild symptoms there4 dey get prescribed durgs. is conspiracy
woodenteeth
+0 -0
to turn a coherent argument into that misspelled dribble does take some kind of talent...
to turn a coherent argument into that misspelled dribble does take some kind of talent...
wim9k
+0 -0
after I posted the video by Amanda Baggs at the bottom of this page I thought to myself... What if Glad is one of them? What if?
okay... after reading it for the 10th time I finally understand what Glad is trying to say. In response to Glad's statement, I say that hey, it's probably not so much a conspiracy as it is a result of how any free-market system works, right? It's pretty basic non-equilibrium statistical phyiscs, right? Since there is money in the proscribin of durgs, the system evolves towards a state where more durgs is prescribed.
after I posted the video by Amanda Baggs at the bottom of this page I thought to myself... What if Glad is one of them? What if?
okay... after reading it for the 10th time I finally understand what Glad is trying to say. In response to Glad's statement, I say that hey, it's probably not so much a conspiracy as it is a result of how any free-market system works, right? It's pretty basic non-equilibrium statistical phyiscs, right? Since there is money in the proscribin of durgs, the system evolves towards a state where more durgs is prescribed.
stereo
+0 -0
Or, in the case of nationalized healthcare, towards a state where everybody is healthy and doesn't require expensive medication.
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO YOURSELVES AMERICA. FOR SHAME.
Or, in the case of nationalized healthcare, towards a state where everybody is healthy and doesn't require expensive medication.
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO YOURSELVES AMERICA. FOR SHAME.
wim9k
+0 -0
here's an experiment you can do in your doctor's office: Ask your doctor is he is pharm-free. If she can't say "yes," then write down the web site address for her, and walk out of the office. Find a different doctor. Rinse. Repeat as necessary.
here's an experiment you can do in your doctor's office: Ask your doctor is he is pharm-free. If she can't say "yes," then write down the web site address for her, and walk out of the office. Find a different doctor. Rinse. Repeat as necessary.
irondave
+0 -0
Please tell me you are being sarcastic.
Please tell me you are being sarcastic.
gladi8orrex
+6 -0
is not so mush doctahs wantn 2 make $$$ so mush as is "here is ma son, he is not behave like perf. child please tell me what's wrong and be honest " but o course deh doc cannit say "he is creature, will grow out of." insted durgs r proscribe 4 parnet 2 say "he does becuz of condition" ratheh den lettn 'im eat wat he fines on deh flor sooner or l8r he will lern it is not betteh than pizz.
is not so mush doctahs wantn 2 make $$$ so mush as is "here is ma son, he is not behave like perf. child please tell me what's wrong and be honest " but o course deh doc cannit say "he is creature, will grow out of." insted durgs r proscribe 4 parnet 2 say "he does becuz of condition" ratheh den lettn 'im eat wat he fines on deh flor sooner or l8r he will lern it is not betteh than pizz.
tekende
+1 -0
Talk hard, gladi8orrex. Say opinions.
Talk hard, gladi8orrex. Say opinions.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Say a five pound cuss!
Say a five pound cuss!
gladi8orrex
+1 -0
i m n it 4 deh chuppies :/
i m n it 4 deh chuppies :/
wim9k
+0 -0
Amen gladi8 sayit again it the doctors watch too much TV and are too much friends with the pharmco sales reps who outnumber the doctors 3 to 1 and the doctors don't read much anymore so all they know is what the pharmco reps tell them. with the overall health care system in tatters and all the money being stolen by the insurance companies, it is easy, too easy, to put some faith in a magic cure. so instead of making real progress and doing real R&D and incorporating new technologies into medical practice (e.g., brain function scanning has been feasible for decades now, but psychiatrists still, for the most part, refuse to use it, preferring instead to play blindfolded Russian Roulette with their pills on your brain) and without the use of brain function scans psychiatry is at a standstill the only other way besides function scans that it canimprove regain the ground it has lost in the past couple decades is if there was enough funding for people to get counseling by competent experienced counselors but all that money has been spent on the insurance companies and when you go to see the counselor it's like your therapist say 'okay your 2 minutes are up now I have to go spend 45 minutes on insurance company paperwork see you again next year' so we just keep investing more and more hope and more and more money into the magic pills.[IMGS OFF]
Amen gladi8 sayit again it the doctors watch too much TV and are too much friends with the pharmco sales reps who outnumber the doctors 3 to 1 and the doctors don't read much anymore so all they know is what the pharmco reps tell them. with the overall health care system in tatters and all the money being stolen by the insurance companies, it is easy, too easy, to put some faith in a magic cure. so instead of making real progress and doing real R&D and incorporating new technologies into medical practice (e.g., brain function scanning has been feasible for decades now, but psychiatrists still, for the most part, refuse to use it, preferring instead to play blindfolded Russian Roulette with their pills on your brain) and without the use of brain function scans psychiatry is at a standstill the only other way besides function scans that it can
miaou
+0 -0
Using a little more punctuation would only make your argumentation more enjoyable ;)
Using a little more punctuation would only make your argumentation more enjoyable ;)
aperson
+0 -0
I would prefer more space lizards, personally.
I would prefer more space lizards, personally.
belgand
+0 -0
Please refrain from taking your magic pills prior to posting.
Please refrain from taking your magic pills prior to posting.
rowboat
+0 -0
Whether or not Dinosaur Comics is funny (jury's out), it is not a good comic. One can argue that it is well written, but any defense beyond that is doomed to ridiculousness.
Whether or not Dinosaur Comics is funny (jury's out), it is not a good comic. One can argue that it is well written, but any defense beyond that is doomed to ridiculousness.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
I agree and disagree with this statement. Dino Comix is a pretty well-written comic, but I think the word "funny" is subjective.
Dinosaur Comics makes me laugh, but I can see how it wouldn't make other people laugh as well.
I agree and disagree with this statement. Dino Comix is a pretty well-written comic, but I think the word "funny" is subjective.
Dinosaur Comics makes me laugh, but I can see how it wouldn't make other people laugh as well.
tripleg
+0 -0
I think I know where you're going with this, but why is it "not a good comic?"
I think I know where you're going with this, but why is it "not a good comic?"
stereo
+0 -0
Anachronisms and problems of scale. There's no way a T-Rex could stomp a car.
Anachronisms and problems of scale. There's no way a T-Rex could stomp a car.
rowboat
+0 -0
I don't believe that it qualifies as a comic. A comic consists of writing and art. It is almost a comic. It is halfway there. Find a new term to describe what it is and then we can talk about its merits.
I don't believe that it qualifies as a comic. A comic consists of writing and art. It is almost a comic. It is halfway there. Find a new term to describe what it is and then we can talk about its merits.
tripleg
+0 -0
It has writing. It has art. It just recycles the art. Do you also consider Red Meat not a comic? And I believe there is a term for it. Constrained Comics
It has writing. It has art. It just recycles the art. Do you also consider Red Meat not a comic? And I believe there is a term for it. Constrained Comics
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Also, rowboat's argument would consider most recent iteration's of Achewood "not a comic" as Chris is recycling a lot of art and it has writing.
Also, rowboat's argument would consider most recent iteration's of Achewood "not a comic" as Chris is recycling a lot of art and it has writing.
rowboat
+0 -0
OK. Good. As long as we can agree that Dinosaur Comics is something other than a comic I have no problem with it. I'm sure it is a fine "constrained comic." Constrained comics just aren't my thing, I guess.
This is the same argument I have with my girlfriend over Animal Collective. I'm sure they make fine....indie soundscapes, or whatever. But don't say that they make good songs. They do not make songs. Indie soundscapes just aren't my thing, I guess.
And gh, comparing Achewood to Dinosaur Comics only undermines your position. The former recycles many different images and often doesn't recycle them at all. Unlike the latter. Think about this.
OK. Good. As long as we can agree that Dinosaur Comics is something other than a comic I have no problem with it. I'm sure it is a fine "constrained comic." Constrained comics just aren't my thing, I guess.
This is the same argument I have with my girlfriend over Animal Collective. I'm sure they make fine....indie soundscapes, or whatever. But don't say that they make good songs. They do not make songs. Indie soundscapes just aren't my thing, I guess.
And gh, comparing Achewood to Dinosaur Comics only undermines your position. The former recycles many different images and often doesn't recycle them at all. Unlike the latter. Think about this.
tripleg
+0 -0
I will agree that it is a comic in a comic genre you are not fond of. Those are my final terms. If we cannot agree, negotiations cease.
I will agree that it is a comic in a comic genre you are not fond of. Those are my final terms. If we cannot agree, negotiations cease.
belgand
+0 -0
Thank you for agreeing with me about Animal Collective. I do not think I will ever understand their popularity.
Thank you for agreeing with me about Animal Collective. I do not think I will ever understand their popularity.
rowboat
+0 -0
Merriweather Post Pavilion is acually OK. Still, though - they aren't songs.
Merriweather Post Pavilion is acually OK. Still, though - they aren't songs.
belgand
+0 -0
That link reminded me of The Angriest Dog in the World . Is Rowbox calling David Lynch a bitch?!? Is that what he is doing now?
That link reminded me of The Angriest Dog in the World . Is Rowbox calling David Lynch a bitch?!? Is that what he is doing now?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
octafish
+0 -0
A little bit.
A little bit.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Basically.
Basically.
tripleg
+0 -0
What?
What?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER.
DO YOU SPEAK IT?
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER.
DO YOU SPEAK IT?
tripleg
+0 -0
...are we doing this?
wh-what?
...are we doing this?
wh-what?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
DOES DAVID LYNCH LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
DOES DAVID LYNCH LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
tripleg
+0 -0
wh-what?
wh-what?
sje46
+0 -0
Haha, you're stuck with it!
Haha, you're stuck with it!
sje46
+0 -0
You're a complete moron.
You're a complete moron.
sje46
+0 -0
I mean this, of course, in the nicest way possible.
I mean this, of course, in the nicest way possible.
tripleg
+0 -0
now, now, sje, when we disagree with someone on the internet, we engage him or her in polite debate; we do not engage in ad hominim attacks.
now, now, sje, when we disagree with someone on the internet, we engage him or her in polite debate; we do not engage in ad hominim attacks.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Piss off, tard!
Piss off, tard!
tripleg
+0 -0
unless they are a nemesis , in which case, fire away young sje .
bite me, schmegma-breath
unless they are a nemesis , in which case, fire away young sje .
bite me, schmegma-breath
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Eat a dick, dick-eater!
(honestly my heart isn't in it, I'm just trying to live up to the image placed upon me, I don't hate you.)
Eat a dick, dick-eater!
(honestly my heart isn't in it, I'm just trying to live up to the image placed upon me, I don't hate you.)
tripleg
+0 -0
(I don't hate you either, and I think the joke has run a little thin... just whistling in the dark until the next comic posts... uh... jerk.)
(I don't hate you either, and I think the joke has run a little thin... just whistling in the dark until the next comic posts... uh... jerk.)
theguitarhero
+0 -0
douche
douche
_aiu
+2 -0
Hi achilleselbow I hope you don't still assume that I suck. I've actually changed quite a lot. Got on a different medication. Got diagnosed with Aspergers, & bipolar... turns out in retrospect yeah I can see that I was kinda annoying. Will you give me a second chance?
Hi achilleselbow I hope you don't still assume that I suck. I've actually changed quite a lot. Got on a different medication. Got diagnosed with Aspergers, & bipolar... turns out in retrospect yeah I can see that I was kinda annoying. Will you give me a second chance?
niggar
+6 -1
You sir are correct. Dinosaur Comics sucks donkey dong.
You sir are correct. Dinosaur Comics sucks donkey dong.
fermatprime
+0 -0
I wanna cum.
I wanna cum.
vheissu
+0 -0
But is he correct?
But is he correct?
tonyhighwind
+0 -0
That cat is fucking baked.
That cat is fucking baked.
srikamaraja
+0 -0
Thusly are the inherent perils of the wake and bake laid bare.
Ray should be extremely high at all times... or is he already?
Thusly are the inherent perils of the wake and bake laid bare.
Ray should be extremely high at all times... or is he already?
salvar
+0 -0
All of these activities are likely to result in death.
All of these activities are likely to result in death.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
you will now explain why shooting a bin will result in death... I'm leaving this thing wide open for you...
you will now explain why shooting a bin will result in death... I'm leaving this thing wide open for you...
brokeaccount
+1 -0
There was a homeless man sleeping in it.
Ray served fifteen years for involuntary manslaughter.
There was a homeless man sleeping in it.
Ray served fifteen years for involuntary manslaughter.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
And... died?
And... died?
mercuri0us
+0 -0
No, the homeless man died, man. He is a person too.
No, the homeless man died, man. He is a person too.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Haha! Liberals.
Haha! Liberals.
tripleg
+0 -0
he only maimed the bin. the bin shot back.
he only maimed the bin. the bin shot back.
salvar
+0 -0
The bin shot first . :P
The bin shot first . :P
salvar
+0 -0
Remember what happened last time Ray had a gun?
Remember what happened last time Ray had a gun?
ladyface
+0 -0
I've had similar trips as a result of a sticker on the underside of the lid of my toilet telling me to clean it ONLY with warm soapy water. "Any other cleaning mediums could result in chemical attack seriously limiting the life of this product." Chemical attack? That's just a double-dog-dare to break out the bleach.
I've had similar trips as a result of a sticker on the underside of the lid of my toilet telling me to clean it ONLY with warm soapy water. "Any other cleaning mediums could result in chemical attack seriously limiting the life of this product." Chemical attack? That's just a double-dog-dare to break out the bleach.
fancypants
+0 -0
you had me at "warm soapy water"
you had me at "warm soapy water"
belgand
+0 -0
It reminded me of an old Brunching Shuttlecocks piece where Lore rated various rules for his apartment complex. One of which was that you are not allowed to slam your fridge door.
I have been compelled to slam refrigerator doors ever since reading that. How can I not? It haunts me.
It reminded me of an old Brunching Shuttlecocks piece where Lore rated various rules for his apartment complex. One of which was that you are not allowed to slam your fridge door.
I have been compelled to slam refrigerator doors ever since reading that. How can I not? It haunts me.
skoora
+1 -0
ImaaAAAAaginaaation
ImaaAAAAaginaaation
kickstart
+6 -0
Yesssss
[IMGS OFF]
Yesssss
[IMGS OFF]
fancypants
+0 -0
conclusive evidence that spongebob is, in fact, a raging homosexual.
conclusive evidence that spongebob is, in fact, a raging homosexual.
deus
+0 -0
NO! he's just FABOULUS!
NO! he's just FABOULUS!
smilebuddha
+1 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
deus
+0 -0
HAHAHA!! ehm wat?
HAHAHA!! ehm wat?
raticus
+2 -0
Spongebob is the go-to guy for double-digit multiple penetration.
Spongebob is the go-to guy for double-digit multiple penetration.
stereo
+0 -0
No mess!
No mess!
thesoulbear
+0 -0
Fuck you fancypants.
Fuck you fancypants.
fancypants
+0 -0
indeed
indeed
thegoodwillgirl
+2 -2
Oh, I got more of a
[IMGS OFF]
vibe.
Oh, I got more of a
[IMGS OFF]
vibe.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
not i.
more the spongebob.
not i.
more the spongebob.
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
Yes, person who lamed me, I'm sorry that I put a picture of South Park on the internet because I wasn't able to recognize a Spongebob reference about rainbows. What kind of a low person am I.
Yes, person who lamed me, I'm sorry that I put a picture of South Park on the internet because I wasn't able to recognize a Spongebob reference about rainbows. What kind of a low person am I.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
South Park had some fucking great episodes. It's not consistently amazing, but fuck you knee-jerk pricks .
South Park had some fucking great episodes. It's not consistently amazing, but fuck you knee-jerk pricks .
machineelf
+0 -0
sort-of stoned ray, i love you
sort-of stoned ray, i love you
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
Excuse me fellows but just who is this gladi8orrex character anyways?
I'm not familiar with this sort of thing to be honest.
(da link above is a lol clew, haha)
Excuse me fellows but just who is this gladi8orrex character anyways?
I'm not familiar with this sort of thing to be honest.
(da link above is a lol clew, haha)
emosexy
+0 -0
What? You are an Asian dancing band?
What? You are an Asian dancing band?
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
Correct. Iwant need to cum
Correct. I
woodenteeth
+0 -0
The Asian Dancing Band are saying Sorry a lot. I'm guessing this is a red herring what, pip pip old fellow good show.
The Asian Dancing Band are saying Sorry a lot. I'm guessing this is a red herring what, pip pip old fellow good show.
featurelessvoid
+0 -0
He is a wonderful fellow, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed .
He is a wonderful fellow, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed .
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Gasp! I mean whosagoodboyyesyouareYESyouare
Gasp! I mean whosagoodboyyesyouareYESyouare
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Yay lorem ipsum.
Yay lorem ipsum.
mudmagic
+0 -0
Are you trying to tell us that you can't dance? i.e. you're not familiar with dancing?
Are you trying to tell us that you can't dance? i.e. you're not familiar with dancing?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
so i really want to know how to do that backwards dance step they do after they say 'sorry' and 'shorty'.
so i really want to know how to do that backwards dance step they do after they say 'sorry' and 'shorty'.
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
"shawty" you stupid slut don't you know anything?
"shawty" you stupid slut don't you know anything?
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
i m sorry 4 2 come down hard on u man plz 4give me
i m sorry 4 2 come down hard on u man plz 4give me
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
man yao no butter than dis1.
man yao no butter than dis1.
wim9k
+0 -0
You are a visual artist? A choereographer perhaps? However that's spelled?
You are a visual artist? A choereographer perhaps? However that's spelled?
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
This avatar is nodding his head along perfectly to the live version of Yo La Tengo's "Double Dare" I'm listening to right now.
This avatar is nodding his head along perfectly to the live version of Yo La Tengo's "Double Dare" I'm listening to right now.
overman
+0 -0
Ray is very hungover.
Ray is very hungover.
srikamaraja
+0 -0
The cat with a passion for entheogenic psychotropics has extrapolated a general surrealist philosophy from a uniquely Californian warning label.
The cat with a passion for entheogenic psychotropics has extrapolated a general surrealist philosophy from a uniquely Californian warning label.
starstoours
+3 -0
Um.
I have a degree too.
Um.
I have a degree too.
jbushnell
+5 -0
The first time I read this, I thought panels 6-9 were a sequence, not four separate ideas. That would make the "public wine" be the blood of children lured into a trash receptacle by the promise of bad cookies, then shot.
The first time I read this, I thought panels 6-9 were a sequence, not four separate ideas. That would make the "public wine" be the blood of children lured into a trash receptacle by the promise of bad cookies, then shot.
jbushnell
+0 -0
That's pretty fucked up.
That's pretty fucked up.
autrepoupee
+4 -0
we think a lot alike
i like that in an internet
we think a lot alike
i like that in an internet
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
the new saddest thing.
a challenger approaches.
the new saddest thing.
a challenger approaches.
featurelessvoid
+5 -0
Additional uses not pictured here:
Hardtop stroller For today's style-conscious baby!
Motorcycle sidecar Perfect for your sidekick with low self-esteem!
Hurricane shelter FEMA approved!
Diving bell Guaranteed 45% sharkproof or your money back
Additional uses not pictured here:
Hardtop stroller For today's style-conscious baby!
Motorcycle sidecar Perfect for your sidekick with low self-esteem!
Hurricane shelter FEMA approved!
Diving bell Guaranteed 45% sharkproof or your money back
stereo
+4 -0
Bass drum When you need to make your eighth album in a hurry
Dog kennel He won't even notice the difference
Squirrel funeral ship guaranteed to keep afloat while the body is immolated
Bass drum When you need to make your eighth album in a hurry
Dog kennel He won't even notice the difference
Squirrel funeral ship guaranteed to keep afloat while the body is immolated
xi
+1 -0
You made me picture viking squirrels, which will entertain me for days to come. Thank you sir.
You made me picture viking squirrels, which will entertain me for days to come. Thank you sir.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Two gallon beer cooler for the frat boy on the go!
Two gallon beer cooler for the frat boy on the go!
granularsilica
+0 -0
Anyone every set one of these on fire? I've done the old flaming tire thing way back in the 60s, but not a trash bin.
Anyone every set one of these on fire? I've done the old flaming tire thing way back in the 60s, but not a trash bin.
flaxplus
+0 -0
This is different, sublime.
This is different, sublime.
tanwo
+0 -0
What I like best about this one is that what Ray's doing here is both clever and inane.
What I like best about this one is that what Ray's doing here is both clever and inane.
eightfive
+0 -0
this is probably off topic... but I wonder sometimes if different body types are more or less comfortable than other body types. For instance, huge boobs could cause issues with the back. That one is really obvious. But are there other less obvious differences that might still be significant? Like, might different shapes and configurations of sphincters and labia and vaginae be more or less comfortable? For instance, some people sweat more than others. What if you had a really sweaty asshole? That would have to get irritating after a while. People who suffer from gianticism (sp?) are another example. Their bodies grow and grow and grow (usually because of a problem with the thyroid gland) and this results in permanent excruciating pain in joints and such. But might there be more subtle differences? For instance, when you wake up from sleeping in a really comfortable position, sometimes you are just damn comfortable. This is partly a function of the mechanics of your body. Smaller people must have an advantage in this one, because the tolerances for what constitutes proper support for the body and limbs would be proportional to their size and weight. Look at pet kitty cats... they are comfortable sleeping in just about any damn position on just about any surface. So this is what I am wondering about the human condition today.
this is probably off topic... but I wonder sometimes if different body types are more or less comfortable than other body types. For instance, huge boobs could cause issues with the back. That one is really obvious. But are there other less obvious differences that might still be significant? Like, might different shapes and configurations of sphincters and labia and vaginae be more or less comfortable? For instance, some people sweat more than others. What if you had a really sweaty asshole? That would have to get irritating after a while. People who suffer from gianticism (sp?) are another example. Their bodies grow and grow and grow (usually because of a problem with the thyroid gland) and this results in permanent excruciating pain in joints and such. But might there be more subtle differences? For instance, when you wake up from sleeping in a really comfortable position, sometimes you are just damn comfortable. This is partly a function of the mechanics of your body. Smaller people must have an advantage in this one, because the tolerances for what constitutes proper support for the body and limbs would be proportional to their size and weight. Look at pet kitty cats... they are comfortable sleeping in just about any damn position on just about any surface. So this is what I am wondering about the human condition today.
autrepoupee
+2 -0
some women have like five holes
some have four
sort of like puppy surprise
you never know whats inside
it could be three
or four
or five
some women have like five holes
some have four
sort of like puppy surprise
you never know whats inside
it could be three
or four
or five
stereo
+2 -0
Some puppies have smaller puppies inside
eating their way out
Some puppies have smaller puppies inside
eating their way out
woodenteeth
+0 -0
A chubby and my sincerest LOLs.
A chubby and my sincerest LOLs.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
I have heard that some women who have less meaty outer labias and more loose inner labias have to be careful when running or exercising because their junk can get caught in the folds of their pants or something. I have heard this.
Oh look at me, my first day back and I'm already talking about vaginas...vaginae, okay, happy, spell check?
I have heard that some women who have less meaty outer labias and more loose inner labias have to be careful when running or exercising because their junk can get caught in the folds of their pants or something. I have heard this.
Oh look at me, my first day back and I'm already talking about vaginas...vaginae, okay, happy, spell check?
granularsilica
+0 -0
We would expect nothing less of you. (Although I think it is the inner labia that become stretched and distended and are often operated on.)
We would expect nothing less of you. (Although I think it is the inner labia that become stretched and distended and are often operated on.)
wozzeck
+0 -0
Down with low-hanging labia!
Down with low-hanging labia!
thegoodwillgirl
+1 -0
Or, preferably, up with it!
Or, preferably, up with it!
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
i am down with it going up.
i will assist with this, especially if you got it going on.
i am down with it going up.
i will assist with this, especially if you got it going on.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
i mean, of course, goin' on~
i mean, of course, goin' on~
onegoodmonkey
+0 -0
You have written the first three lines - or maybe the only three lines - of a really excellent funk song
You have written the first three lines - or maybe the only three lines - of a really excellent funk song
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
bee-bah-dah-dah-bee-beowrrrr
*barry white voice* yeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhh
hurray, man.
hurray for some guys.
hurray for this guy.
yeah. i am down with it going up. i will assist with this, especially if you got it going on.
i mean, of course, goin' on~
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh~~ (some kinda sweet versage) */barry voice*
bee-bah-dah-dah-bee-beowrrrr
*barry white voice* yeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhh
hurray, man.
hurray for some guys.
hurray for this guy.
yeah. i am down with it going up. i will assist with this, especially if you got it going on.
i mean, of course, goin' on~
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh~~ (some kinda sweet versage) */barry voice*
belgand
+0 -0
Give it a slap bass solo and you've got a great song. Somewhere between a smooth jam and funk. It is the song we all need right now. I think you have just saved us.
Give it a slap bass solo and you've got a great song. Somewhere between a smooth jam and funk. It is the song we all need right now. I think you have just saved us.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
thanks, doggie.
as one of my own quotes goes,
i do what i can...and try what i can't.
thanks, doggie.
as one of my own quotes goes,
i do what i can...and try what i can't.
rowboat
+0 -0
Off with it.
Off with it.
granularsilica
+0 -0
Fat people have lots of back problems. And you're right, excessive boobage is a pain in the back (lived with a buxom lass once).
Fat people have lots of back problems. And you're right, excessive boobage is a pain in the back (lived with a buxom lass once).
achilleselbow
+9 -0
So today I realized that my mom is possibly more immature than I am. We were at a seder at this really posh apartment in Riverdale where everyone was all serious about observing the proper rituals and stuff, and both of us kept getting antsy and bored during the long Haggadah reading. Plus some people had Russian copies, but my mom only had an English copy and was struggling to make sense of the Biblical speech.
So at one point where it says that the heathens "devoured Jacob and laid waste to his dwelling" my mom asks me what devoured means. I tell her it means they ate him. After a long pause, she points to the second half of the sentence and asks me in one of those whispers that is completely audible to everyone in the room: "So does this mean that after they ate him they crapped in his house?"
I burst out laughing. Then she burst out laughing. This was right in the middle of the reading. I don't think we'll be invited back.
So today I realized that my mom is possibly more immature than I am. We were at a seder at this really posh apartment in Riverdale where everyone was all serious about observing the proper rituals and stuff, and both of us kept getting antsy and bored during the long Haggadah reading. Plus some people had Russian copies, but my mom only had an English copy and was struggling to make sense of the Biblical speech.
So at one point where it says that the heathens "devoured Jacob and laid waste to his dwelling" my mom asks me what devoured means. I tell her it means they ate him. After a long pause, she points to the second half of the sentence and asks me in one of those whispers that is completely audible to everyone in the room: "So does this mean that after they ate him they crapped in his house?"
I burst out laughing. Then she burst out laughing. This was right in the middle of the reading. I don't think we'll be invited back.
wim9k
+0 -2
I dunno I'm not convinced by this one example alone... This just shows she's creative. If she was fluent in Biblical English, and she was still having these wacky thoughts come to mind when she reads it, then yeah, that would be a little wacky.
I dunno I'm not convinced by this one example alone... This just shows she's creative. If she was fluent in Biblical English, and she was still having these wacky thoughts come to mind when she reads it, then yeah, that would be a little wacky.
belgand
+0 -0
That sounds like one of the most raw things to do to a dude ever. I firmly approve.
That sounds like one of the most raw things to do to a dude ever. I firmly approve.
sncether
+3 -0
[IMGS OFF]
DUH, STAY OUT OF RIVERDALE!
I used to live in Riverdale
[IMGS OFF]
DUH, STAY OUT OF RIVERDALE!
I used to live in Riverdale
deus
+0 -0
Wow, Archie was animated?
Wow, Archie was animated?
jeffspaulding
+1 -0
... and lived in the Bronx?
... and lived in the Bronx?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Way the hell up there with the goddamn Fedders and there's no chance of getting a taxi for love or money, for Chrissake.
Way the hell up there with the goddamn Fedders and there's no chance of getting a taxi for love or money, for Chrissake.
belgand
+0 -0
While this did happen so far as I recall, this is actually a reference to the Simpsons.
While this did happen so far as I recall, this is actually a reference to the Simpsons.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
ARCHIE'S WEIRD MYSTERIES on PIX man.
ARCHIE'S WEIRD MYSTERIES on PIX man.
falseprophet
+0 -0
I used to be a little boy...
I used to be a little boy...
stereo
+1 -0
What I'd choose was my choice...
What I'd choose was my choice...
falseprophet
+0 -0
The killer in me is the killer in you...
The killer in me is the killer in you...
tripleg
+0 -0
what's a boy supposed to do?
what's a boy supposed to do?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
I send this smile over to you
I send this smile over to you
stereo
+0 -0
Disarm you with a smile...
Disarm you with a smile...
gladi8orrex
+2 -0
faaaaaart
m i do this right?
faaaaaart
m i do this right?
smallblackdog
+0 -1
"laid waste to his dwelling"
Sounds to me more like the heathens marked out a trail to his front door.
Now if Hansel and Gretel had thought of that they wouldn't be remembered today.
"laid waste to his dwelling"
Sounds to me more like the heathens marked out a trail to his front door.
Now if Hansel and Gretel had thought of that they wouldn't be remembered today.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
What Harpies those heathens must have been to crap the guy back out in his own home, no less!
Seder memories to last a lifetime.
What Harpies those heathens must have been to crap the guy back out in his own home, no less!
Seder memories to last a lifetime.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
and so began the great anedote fight of '09,
spinynorman I choose you!
and so began the great anedote fight of '09,
spinynorman I choose you!
woodenteeth
+0 -0
*anecdote.
fuck ya.
*anecdote.
fuck ya.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
People all throwing hypodermic needles full of penicillin at each other. Anti-venom all spraying from water pistols.
People all throwing hypodermic needles full of penicillin at each other. Anti-venom all spraying from water pistols.
belgand
+0 -0
Whoa in the subscriber section they have "cheers" and "jeers" instead of "chubbies" and "lames"? I'm not sure how to feel there. I mean, it feels maybe a little bit classier, but at the same time it's totally lacking in fun and character.
I think I'll stick with the lowbrow fun down here man.
Oh and thanks for opening it up for a free preview all HBO-style. In my honest assessment I'm really not missing anything, but at least now I was able to make an informed decision on that. As opposed to the one where I just couldn't afford it.
Whoa in the subscriber section they have "cheers" and "jeers" instead of "chubbies" and "lames"? I'm not sure how to feel there. I mean, it feels maybe a little bit classier, but at the same time it's totally lacking in fun and character.
I think I'll stick with the lowbrow fun down here man.
Oh and thanks for opening it up for a free preview all HBO-style. In my honest assessment I'm really not missing anything, but at least now I was able to make an informed decision on that. As opposed to the one where I just couldn't afford it.
granularsilica
+0 -0
I must say, I'm not even interested in taking a look, rather the way I feel about NYC.
I must say, I'm not even interested in taking a look, rather the way I feel about NYC.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
:'(
:'(
boy
+2 -0
Girl, you know it's true. I'll lick my dick for you.
Girl, you know it's true. I'll lick my dick for you.
punkmonkey
+0 -0
How could Ray cold Glock a trashbin? RAY HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
How could Ray cold Glock a trashbin? RAY HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
deus
+2 -0
FOOD CHAIN! GET USED TO IT!
FOOD CHAIN! GET USED TO IT!
belgand
+0 -0
I just now noticed that this was cut-and-pasted from that strip... I even failed to get your reference. Damn, but Onstad has gotten extra-lazy. I mean, wouldn't it take more time to remember and track down the precise panel you need than to just re-draw it?
I just now noticed that this was cut-and-pasted from that strip... I even failed to get your reference. Damn, but Onstad has gotten extra-lazy. I mean, wouldn't it take more time to remember and track down the precise panel you need than to just re-draw it?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Actually, I feel like the cut and paste job on that panel makes it funnier.
Actually, I feel like the cut and paste job on that panel makes it funnier.
shitsmeller
+0 -0
I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.
Limited time offer. Void where prohibited.
I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.
Limited time offer. Void where prohibited.
amtriska
+0 -0
Oh God almighty. If there is no "Public Wine" t-shirt forthcoming, I will have to make one myself. With a sharpie.
Oh God almighty. If there is no "Public Wine" t-shirt forthcoming, I will have to make one myself. With a sharpie.
akadriver
+0 -0
I would like to see an official "bad-tasting cookies" bandana.
I would like to see an official "bad-tasting cookies" bandana.
neonfreon
+2 -0
High ray imagines himself as sober ray when doing awesome stuff.
High ray imagines himself as sober ray when doing awesome stuff.
granularsilica
+0 -0
Have a peaceful and possibly even a meaningful Easter kids.
Have a peaceful and possibly even a meaningful Easter kids.
iwannacum
+9 -0
Correct. I wanna cum.
Correct. I wanna cum.
falseprophet
+0 -0
See the thing is the original post wasn't really a declarative true/false statement, more a volitional recommendation so trying to compliment it's truth value doesn't really work in this instance.
See the thing is the original post wasn't really a declarative true/false statement, more a volitional recommendation so trying to compliment it's truth value doesn't really work in this instance.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Correct. "I wanna cum" does not make sense.
=p=p=p=p
Correct. "I wanna cum" does not make sense.
=p=p=p=p
stereo
+0 -0
I swear the dick in that avatar gets bigger every time I look at it.
I swear the dick in that avatar gets bigger every time I look at it.
granularsilica
+0 -0
Stop looking at it?
Stop looking at it?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
The avatar synergy is just...too much.
The avatar synergy is just...too much.
kdarr
+0 -0
what tune is Ray singing here?
what tune is Ray singing here?
raymondsmuckles
+9 -0
"My Dick Smells" in E minor.
"My Dick Smells" in E minor.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
It's a sordid tale.
It's a sordid tale.
wim9k
+1 -0
So I'm browsing the archives, and I noticed that some of the strips seem to have very reduced resolution. I wonder is Onstad having the resolution of the archive reduced in order to lessen the harm done from piracy? That way, pirated copies have less value, and the archive it's self has less value, thereby helping stuff like printed books of the archive maintain their value. Not that I'm complaining. It's Onstad's right to do that, and I support the idea of any artist being able to make a living off of their work.
[IMGS OFF]
So I'm browsing the archives, and I noticed that some of the strips seem to have very reduced resolution. I wonder is Onstad having the resolution of the archive reduced in order to lessen the harm done from piracy? That way, pirated copies have less value, and the archive it's self has less value, thereby helping stuff like printed books of the archive maintain their value. Not that I'm complaining. It's Onstad's right to do that, and I support the idea of any artist being able to make a living off of their work.
[IMGS OFF]
maximus
+9 -0
Am I the only one seeing this?
[IMGS OFF]
Am I the only one seeing this?
[IMGS OFF]
gormster
+0 -0
No, he just drew the strips smaller back then. They were always that size, even when new.
No, he just drew the strips smaller back then. They were always that size, even when new.
echidnaboy
+6 -0
Achewood was hit pretty hard by the Great Pixel Shortage of February to July 2005, forcing Onstad to reduce the resolution of the comic. Some webcomics chose to maintain their resolution by using cheap, low-quality pixels imported from Chinese pixel mines, leading to garish colours and generally shitty art. In extreme cases , the substandard pixels made it impossible to tell characters apart. It was a period of growth for Diesel Sweeties (which had always practised sustainable pixel farming) and Dinosaur Comics (which had been recycling pixels for years), but for many others they were dark, dark times.
Achewood was hit pretty hard by the Great Pixel Shortage of February to July 2005, forcing Onstad to reduce the resolution of the comic. Some webcomics chose to maintain their resolution by using cheap, low-quality pixels imported from Chinese pixel mines, leading to garish colours and generally shitty art. In extreme cases , the substandard pixels made it impossible to tell characters apart. It was a period of growth for Diesel Sweeties (which had always practised sustainable pixel farming) and Dinosaur Comics (which had been recycling pixels for years), but for many others they were dark, dark times.
wim9k
+0 -2
[IMGS OFF]
this is supposed to have been a viral video... but I never saw it... wait... the only viral video I ever saw was the numa numa video... I might be a little out of the loop of this internets thing.
[IMGS OFF]
this is supposed to have been a viral video... but I never saw it... wait... the only viral video I ever saw was the numa numa video... I might be a little out of the loop of this internets thing.
howl
+0 -0
So guys, I was pooping around on the internet and, in a very weird coincidence, I saw Belgand. And it didn't even have anything to do with Achewood. Small world.
So guys, I was pooping around on the internet and, in a very weird coincidence, I saw Belgand. And it didn't even have anything to do with Achewood. Small world.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
pooping around.
weird.
pooping around.
weird.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I saw tekende once and verified it was him (hey tekende!) on John Campbell's Hourly Comic thing but that's pretty closely related to this whole world anyway.
I saw tekende once and verified it was him (hey tekende!) on John Campbell's Hourly Comic thing but that's pretty closely related to this whole world anyway.
sje46
+0 -0
I think I saw him (I'm pretty sure it was him) on the comments for Daisy Owl. Also, Stereo goes on teh IRC for xkcd.
I think I saw him (I'm pretty sure it was him) on the comments for Daisy Owl. Also, Stereo goes on teh IRC for xkcd.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
And I know you from here!
And I know you from here!
tekende
+0 -0
It was me.
It was me.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUUU
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUUU
theguitarhero
+0 -0
WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
HIMMM
HIMMM
belgand
+0 -0
I'm vaguely interested in where this was. I mean, I do sort of get around a bit and I use the same name and almost always the same avatar everywhere.
I'm vaguely interested in where this was. I mean, I do sort of get around a bit and I use the same name and almost always the same avatar everywhere.
howl
+0 -0
I think it was on a site about video games. There was a discussion about a video game called "Fat Princess" that had been linked to on a feminist blog.
I think it was on a site about video games. There was a discussion about a video game called "Fat Princess" that had been linked to on a feminist blog.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Belgand's life was pretty screwed up. He didn't have a lot of options.
Belgand's life was pretty screwed up. He didn't have a lot of options.
belgand
+0 -0
That was NeoGAF then. I'm usually fairly active in the Rock Band thread there. Fat Princess is going to be great. Of course, while everyone else was noticing how awesome it looked at E3 some angry fat girl decided that it had to be some sort of weird anti-fat, anti-woman sort of thing. Even though you're still rescuing the lard-ass princess, she just now weighs a ton and is hard to move.
That was NeoGAF then. I'm usually fairly active in the Rock Band thread there. Fat Princess is going to be great. Of course, while everyone else was noticing how awesome it looked at E3 some angry fat girl decided that it had to be some sort of weird anti-fat, anti-woman sort of thing. Even though you're still rescuing the lard-ass princess, she just now weighs a ton and is hard to move.
howl
+0 -0
That "angry fat girl" was Melissa McEwan , one of my heroes.
That "angry fat girl" was Melissa McEwan , one of my heroes.
belgand
+0 -0
Her angry tirade was almost a parody of feminism. Especially the part where she failed to understand what she was being appalled by and went on to push for how it is actually a totally great and awesome thing for a person to choose to be fat. Aesthetics aside it is just plain unhealthy. I'm not saying that I'm at my ideal weight, but at least I'm not trying to defend it as being reasonable.
She reminds me a lot of LOneal at her most strident.
Her angry tirade was almost a parody of feminism. Especially the part where she failed to understand what she was being appalled by and went on to push for how it is actually a totally great and awesome thing for a person to choose to be fat. Aesthetics aside it is just plain unhealthy. I'm not saying that I'm at my ideal weight, but at least I'm not trying to defend it as being reasonable.
She reminds me a lot of LOneal at her most strident.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
There are more serious and weighty issues in life than being fat, for the record, dear fellow, and
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE! NOW GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR, CURL UP IN A FETAL POSITION, AND GET SOME EXISTENTIAL DREAD BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS EXISTENTIAL JUDAS PRIEST FRIDAY!
There are more serious and weighty issues in life than being fat, for the record, dear fellow, and
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE! NOW GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR, CURL UP IN A FETAL POSITION, AND GET SOME EXISTENTIAL DREAD BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS EXISTENTIAL JUDAS PRIEST FRIDAY!
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
goddamn. I scare myself, sometimes.
goddamn. I scare myself, sometimes.
tripleg
+0 -0
I miss Loneal. I only became an active poster towards the end of her tenure here, but I thought she brought a lot to this board. The locker room stink can get a little overwhelming sometimes.
I miss Loneal. I only became an active poster towards the end of her tenure here, but I thought she brought a lot to this board. The locker room stink can get a little overwhelming sometimes.
howl
+0 -0
Being overweight does not necessarily = being unhealthy.
By the way, as a less-than-perfect-looking girl/woman, I find her words on the topic very inspiring:
"Being beautiful on the inside doesn't change the fact that it's still a radical act to look different and be happy in this culture. If you're obviously, undisguisably Less Than Perfect, you're not only meant to be unhappy, but deeply ashamed of yourself, projecting at all times an apologetic nature, indicative of your everlasting remorse for having wrought your monstrous self upon the world. You are certainly not meant to be bold, or assertive, or confident%u2014and should you manage to overcome the constant drumbeat of messages that you are ugly and unsexy and have earned equally society's disdain and your own self-hatred, should you forget your place and walk into the world one day with your head held high, you are to be reminded by the unsolicited comments and contemptuous looks of perfect strangers that you are not supposed to have self-esteem; you don't deserve it. Being publicly Less Than Perfect and happy is hard; being publicly, shamelessly, unshakably Less Than Perfect and happy is an act of both will and bravery."
https://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2009/03/this-is-my-flaw-project.html
Being overweight does not necessarily = being unhealthy.
By the way, as a less-than-perfect-looking girl/woman, I find her words on the topic very inspiring:
"Being beautiful on the inside doesn't change the fact that it's still a radical act to look different and be happy in this culture. If you're obviously, undisguisably Less Than Perfect, you're not only meant to be unhappy, but deeply ashamed of yourself, projecting at all times an apologetic nature, indicative of your everlasting remorse for having wrought your monstrous self upon the world. You are certainly not meant to be bold, or assertive, or confident%u2014and should you manage to overcome the constant drumbeat of messages that you are ugly and unsexy and have earned equally society's disdain and your own self-hatred, should you forget your place and walk into the world one day with your head held high, you are to be reminded by the unsolicited comments and contemptuous looks of perfect strangers that you are not supposed to have self-esteem; you don't deserve it. Being publicly Less Than Perfect and happy is hard; being publicly, shamelessly, unshakably Less Than Perfect and happy is an act of both will and bravery."
https://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2009/03/this-is-my-flaw-project.html
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
You go, babygirl.
-Dad
You go, babygirl.
-Dad
howl
+0 -0
lolwut?
lolwut?
aperson
+0 -0
Deary me, what cliched drivel. She should stop indignantly whinging on about how the world's against her and just get on with life.
sincerely,
The Patriarchy.
Deary me, what cliched drivel. She should stop indignantly whinging on about how the world's against her and just get on with life.
sincerely,
The Patriarchy.
howl
+0 -0
Also, for calling a feminist " strident ": You're an asshole.
Also, for calling a feminist " strident ": You're an asshole.
tekende
+0 -0
You know, sometimes people make fun of me, or even become enraged, when I discuss with them my political ideas. And yet, somehow, I manage to keep from writing blogs about how everyone should take me seriously because I want them to.
You know, sometimes people make fun of me, or even become enraged, when I discuss with them my political ideas. And yet, somehow, I manage to keep from writing blogs about how everyone should take me seriously because I want them to.
howl
+0 -0
Dammit tekende, I thought you were cool.
Dammit tekende, I thought you were cool.
aperson
+0 -0
It's because society says you're not supposed to etc etc etc oh god shoot me now...
It's because society says you're not supposed to etc etc etc oh god shoot me now...
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Guess what, kids?
It's Chris Isaak Happy Hour!
Time to dance like you got ass in yo pants!
Get on down, now, yeah!
Guess what, kids?
It's Chris Isaak Happy Hour!
Time to dance like you got ass in yo pants!
Get on down, now, yeah!
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I totally read that as "glass in your pants", and by gar the imagery was so much stronger.
I totally read that as "glass in your pants", and by gar the imagery was so much stronger.
howl
+0 -0
p.s. I would like to know where she said "everyone should take me seriously OR ELSE"? because as far as I can tell the blog consists of discussions of modern feminist issues, with some politics and silliness mixed in. (It's not just her blog, either; she's the founder but there are many contributors, both male and female.)
p.s. I would like to know where she said "everyone should take me seriously OR ELSE"? because as far as I can tell the blog consists of discussions of modern feminist issues, with some politics and silliness mixed in. (It's not just her blog, either; she's the founder but there are many contributors, both male and female.)
tekende
+0 -0
Um, the entire post you linked to was about how some people don't take her feminism seriously and it irritates her.
Um, the entire post you linked to was about how some people don't take her feminism seriously and it irritates her.
tripleg
+0 -0
i know this isn't my fight, but you seem to be intentionally missing the point. points of that post are provocative, didactic and polarizing, yes (such as calling non-feminist progressivism fauxgressivism), but the greater effort seems to be going to deconstructing chauvinistic responses to feminist rhetoric (often responses that are unconsciously so). case in point: belgand's initial response to her was to write her off as "some angry fat girl" and only engaged the ideas when pressed by howl.
i know this isn't my fight, but you seem to be intentionally missing the point. points of that post are provocative, didactic and polarizing, yes (such as calling non-feminist progressivism fauxgressivism), but the greater effort seems to be going to deconstructing chauvinistic responses to feminist rhetoric (often responses that are unconsciously so). case in point: belgand's initial response to her was to write her off as "some angry fat girl" and only engaged the ideas when pressed by howl.
howl
+0 -0
Not HER feminism, feminism in general. And it's hardly what the entire blog is about.
Not HER feminism, feminism in general. And it's hardly what the entire blog is about.
howl
+0 -0
Not HER feminism, feminism in general. And it's hardly what the entire blog is about.
Not HER feminism, feminism in general. And it's hardly what the entire blog is about.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
Not HER feminism, feminism in general. And it's hardly what the entire blog is about.
alternatively,
[IMGS OFF]
Not HER feminism, feminism in general. And it's hardly what the entire blog is about.
alternatively,
[IMGS OFF]
howl
+0 -0
Oops, didn't even notice the double post. Where is that image from? I've seen it a lot around.
Oops, didn't even notice the double post. Where is that image from? I've seen it a lot around.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
i found it on tshirthell.com.
do not go there.
i found it on tshirthell.com.
do not go there.
howl
+0 -0
Why not?
Why not?
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I saw a guy wearing that shirt and just gave him the biggest grin and thumbs-up ever. I actually felt inferior in my Great Outdoor Fight shirt.
I saw a guy wearing that shirt and just gave him the biggest grin and thumbs-up ever. I actually felt inferior in my Great Outdoor Fight shirt.
microwave
+0 -0
PANEL 6: return of little nephew??
PANEL 6: return of little nephew??
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
nah, that panel is from...History.
nah, that panel is from...History.
brokeaccount
+3 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
octafish
+0 -0
undead undead undead
undead undead undead
theguitarhero
+0 -0
The goth-y hoochie mama's file past his tomb
The goth-y hoochie mama's file past his tomb
belgand
+0 -0
Ray..
Listens...
to Bauhaus...
But isn't it silly to like Bauhaus, Ray? Isn't it?
Ray..
Listens...
to Bauhaus...
But isn't it silly to like Bauhaus, Ray? Isn't it?
tekende
+0 -0
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I almost bought a Kraftwerk album in Sweden. Is this at all related or just ~**ATTENTION SEEKING**~
I almost bought a Kraftwerk album in Sweden. Is this at all related or just ~**ATTENTION SEEKING**~
belgand
+0 -0
Ja ja ja, mach schnell mit der anecdote, huh? I must get back to Dancecentrum in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk.
Ja ja ja, mach schnell mit der anecdote, huh? I must get back to Dancecentrum in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Du musst nich gehen! Tanzen Sie hier! Wir koennen tanzen jeden Tag! Tanzen, tanzen, tanzen!
Du musst nich gehen! Tanzen Sie hier! Wir koennen tanzen jeden Tag! Tanzen, tanzen, tanzen!
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Wir koennen jeden Tag tanzen*
Tut mir leid.
Wir koennen jeden Tag tanzen*
Tut mir leid.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Also "nicht" goddamn it
Also "nicht" goddamn it
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Tanzen wie Sie haben Esel in Ihren Hosen?
Tanzen wie Sie haben Esel in Ihren Hosen?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Quatch! Nein, klar!
Quatch! Nein, klar!
i_love_kate
+0 -0
WIR KOENNEN TANZEN, WENN WIR SO MOECHTEN.
WIR KOENNEN TANZEN, WENN WIR SO MOECHTEN.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
WIR KOENNEN UNSEREN FREUNDIN HINTER VERLASSEN.
WEIL SIE TANZEN NICHT UND WENN SIE TANZEN NICHT DANN SIE MEINEM FREUNDIN NICHT SIND.
I hope I did that right. I think the last part is right because it's dative but I'm not sure if that construction is right.
WIR KOENNEN UNSEREN FREUNDIN HINTER VERLASSEN.
WEIL SIE TANZEN NICHT UND WENN SIE TANZEN NICHT DANN SIE MEINEM FREUNDIN NICHT SIND.
I hope I did that right. I think the last part is right because it's dative but I'm not sure if that construction is right.
belgand
+0 -0
Meine Hände! Everyone is to be looking at them!
Meine Hände! Everyone is to be looking at them!
theguitarhero
+0 -1
CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES
CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES
belgand
+0 -0
Man, lames are totally messed up. After the one time I first used them I never seem to get more. I rate every new strip and I have almost all of the old ones rated, but nothing... not even when I find an old one that is oddly unrated. Is the system broken now or just completely unscrutable? It's not like I even use them that often... but now I can't use them at all.
Man, lames are totally messed up. After the one time I first used them I never seem to get more. I rate every new strip and I have almost all of the old ones rated, but nothing... not even when I find an old one that is oddly unrated. Is the system broken now or just completely unscrutable? It's not like I even use them that often... but now I can't use them at all.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
You were going to lame me for saying that?
You were going to lame me for saying that?
belgand
+0 -0
Well, and other things.
You just sidetracked the thread into, just... somewhere else. I mean, we're all talking about another song and you're "My cat's breath smells like cat food". Just outta nowhere with maybe the absolute flimsiest of pretenses.
It's not like suddenly bringing up Christina Applegate's tits or something.
Well, and other things.
You just sidetracked the thread into, just... somewhere else. I mean, we're all talking about another song and you're "My cat's breath smells like cat food". Just outta nowhere with maybe the absolute flimsiest of pretenses.
It's not like suddenly bringing up Christina Applegate's tits or something.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
yeah, but...you were speaking German and there at the end you weren't really, I didn't get the reference but I wanted to join in on thecircle jerk conversation and also make a two-pronged joke (since it was also the alt text to an Achewood a while back).
But now I have a lame where I really don't deserve a lame. That's cool.
yeah, but...you were speaking German and there at the end you weren't really, I didn't get the reference but I wanted to join in on the
But now I have a lame where I really don't deserve a lame. That's cool.
belgand
+0 -1
See that was my issue. If you don't get the reference maybe it isn't a good idea to try and join in anyway. It's just random shouting then of the "I WANT TO JOIN IN TOO!!!" variety.
Oh and when you shout it, as you often do, it's a lot worse.
See that was my issue. If you don't get the reference maybe it isn't a good idea to try and join in anyway. It's just random shouting then of the "I WANT TO JOIN IN TOO!!!" variety.
Oh and when you shout it, as you often do, it's a lot worse.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
what does the alt text say, douche.
what does the alt text say, douche.
belgand
+1 -0
You referenced a song that was used as the alt text to a strip of little note from six years ago. Of course that is the first thing I'm going to think of. Not just the song.
Just because you read it last week doesn't mean the rest of us did. It's not really a classic moment and the song only loosely makes sense to the strip which, in all fairness, isn't even commenting on the issues of the song itself, but using the phrase in a different direction to refer to the deep economic divide in this state.
You referenced a song that was used as the alt text to a strip of little note from six years ago. Of course that is the first thing I'm going to think of. Not just the song.
Just because you read it last week doesn't mean the rest of us did. It's not really a classic moment and the song only loosely makes sense to the strip which, in all fairness, isn't even commenting on the issues of the song itself, but using the phrase in a different direction to refer to the deep economic divide in this state.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
OK WHATEVER.
OK WHATEVER.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Haven't you learned yet that Belgand Has Opinions?
Haven't you learned yet that Belgand Has Opinions?
i_love_kate
+0 -0
What does everyone looking for your dogs have to do with the Safety Dance anyway? I think we were all just making entirely random references to things in the German language. Apart from Safety Dance. That was just random.
What does everyone looking for your dogs have to do with the Safety Dance anyway? I think we were all just making entirely random references to things in the German language. Apart from Safety Dance. That was just random.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Lame Dandy to the Res-cue!
Go, Lame Dandy! GO!
Lame Dandy to the Res-cue!
Go, Lame Dandy! GO!
onegoodmonkey
+0 -0
Because of me, now they have a warning.
Because of me, now they have a warning.
wim9k
+0 -1
#amazonfail
#amazonfail
wim9k
+0 -1
i probably shouldn't do this...
can everyone see the picture? I'm not sure if this site allows hot linkin or not:
[IMGS OFF]is so cute!
i probably shouldn't do this...
can everyone see the picture? I'm not sure if this site allows hot linkin or not:
[IMGS OFF]is so cute!
granularsilica
+0 -0
Assetbarbarians have been killed for less than this.
Assetbarbarians have been killed for less than this.
sje46
+0 -0
Yeah, what do you think happened to sje?
Yeah, what do you think happened to sje?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
oh, wait, there he is!
*noogie*
oh, wait, there he is!
*noogie*
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
cat poised like statue/
something moves in the tall grass/
is it good to eat?
cat poised like statue/
something moves in the tall grass/
is it good to eat?
gormster
+0 -0
Obvious Bantown is obvious.
Obvious Bantown is obvious.
wim9k
+0 -0
heh if it is a bantown style attack that, that's be too funny. maybe amazon needs better troll proofing? troll traps?
heh if it is a bantown style attack that, that's be too funny. maybe amazon needs better troll proofing? troll traps?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
so the rankings are lost. i do not know how much of a difference it makes. you don't have to confirm your age to visit any product's page.
i think my feelings on that asset are 'sure, whatever.'
so the rankings are lost. i do not know how much of a difference it makes. you don't have to confirm your age to visit any product's page.
i think my feelings on that asset are 'sure, whatever.'
aperson
+0 -0
The 'de-ranked' books are exactly the same books that Sarah Palin had burned on a huge bonfire when she was president of Alaska. COINCIDENCE?
The 'de-ranked' books are exactly the same books that Sarah Palin had burned on a huge bonfire when she was president of Alaska. COINCIDENCE?
wim9k
+0 -0
many people browse through indexes of books (and sex toys) that are dynamically created by running searches and browsing rankings. If you remove a book from all searches except those which specify the title of the book exactly, it's like the book doesn't exist! It's like wikipedia without links to other articles! How many times have you been browsing on Wikipedia and a couple of clicks later you find yourself reading a completely unrelated article about Dolphin Sex . See.. that is why this is serious!
many people browse through indexes of books (and sex toys) that are dynamically created by running searches and browsing rankings. If you remove a book from all searches except those which specify the title of the book exactly, it's like the book doesn't exist! It's like wikipedia without links to other articles! How many times have you been browsing on Wikipedia and a couple of clicks later you find yourself reading a completely unrelated article about Dolphin Sex . See.. that is why this is serious!
aperson
+0 -0
Well, at the moment I am subscribing to the 'cock up' theory. COCK UP - geddit? (up a man's bottom)
Well, at the moment I am subscribing to the 'cock up' theory. COCK UP - geddit? (up a man's bottom)
wim9k
+0 -0
Yeah I was just thinking the same thing just now (except for the part about the anal sex) Hypodermically speaking, if a site like Amazon does set up a user rating system that lets users ignore certain books, then a user could script-bomb the system to get specific books de-listed, but more likely, you'll just get a bunch of ignorant Americans who each independently lame and ignore any sort of book that has to do with concepts about sex or women as people until those books are delisted by the system. Meanwhile your highest rated books will be stuff about how being Gay is a curable disease. Like if you search for 'homosexuality' on amazon.com the first result returned is: A Parent's Guide to Preventing Homosexuality . Seriously. wtf.
Yeah I was just thinking the same thing just now (except for the part about the anal sex) Hypodermically speaking, if a site like Amazon does set up a user rating system that lets users ignore certain books, then a user could script-bomb the system to get specific books de-listed, but more likely, you'll just get a bunch of ignorant Americans who each independently lame and ignore any sort of book that has to do with concepts about sex or women as people until those books are delisted by the system. Meanwhile your highest rated books will be stuff about how being Gay is a curable disease. Like if you search for 'homosexuality' on amazon.com the first result returned is: A Parent's Guide to Preventing Homosexuality . Seriously. wtf.
granularsilica
+0 -0
Would you want your child to be homosexual?
Would you want your child to be homosexual?
tripleg
+9 -0
I would want my child to be fabulous .
I would want my child to be fabulous .
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
basically one of the best comments i've read.
basically one of the best comments i've read.
wim9k
+0 -0
what's wrong with one's offspring bein' gay? I will grant you that there are more challenges in life for someone who is gay, such as prejudices, and no one wants their kid to have to suffer prejudices, but, hey, the world's a bitch, if you don't want your kid to suffer then you probably shouldn't be having a kid in the first place. And if you're seriously considerin' the in-all-likelyhood-futile endeavor of altering the natural development of your kid's _sexual orientation_ then, wow, where do you draw the line? It seems a little anal if you ask me, to be molding and custom designing one's kid's very existence. But then again, I guess, yeah, why the hell not try to control who and what your kid is and thinks and believes. Control the kid down to training his/her very reflexes! (maybe hypnosis will help for that) Especially if you're already [insert fanatical cult-like strain of Christianity here] I hear they go for that.
what's wrong with one's offspring bein' gay? I will grant you that there are more challenges in life for someone who is gay, such as prejudices, and no one wants their kid to have to suffer prejudices, but, hey, the world's a bitch, if you don't want your kid to suffer then you probably shouldn't be having a kid in the first place. And if you're seriously considerin' the in-all-likelyhood-futile endeavor of altering the natural development of your kid's _sexual orientation_ then, wow, where do you draw the line? It seems a little anal if you ask me, to be molding and custom designing one's kid's very existence. But then again, I guess, yeah, why the hell not try to control who and what your kid is and thinks and believes. Control the kid down to training his/her very reflexes! (maybe hypnosis will help for that) Especially if you're already [insert fanatical cult-like strain of Christianity here] I hear they go for that.
granularsilica
+0 -0
I was just curious, if you had the option (which science seems to say is not really an option) to raise your kid gay or straight, would you choose the gay way, hey?
I was just curious, if you had the option (which science seems to say is not really an option) to raise your kid gay or straight, would you choose the gay way, hey?
tekende
+0 -0
Is there an option to not exercise that option and just, you know, let the kid grow up how he/she grows up?
Is there an option to not exercise that option and just, you know, let the kid grow up how he/she grows up?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
NO.
NO.
octafish
+0 -0
OF COURSE
OF COURSE
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
If you have pro-pack installed. It's in the right-click option menu.
If you have pro-pack installed. It's in the right-click option menu.
belgand
+0 -0
Can I... can I watch?
Can I... can I watch?
wim9k
+0 -1
i don't know granular s. that was verging on a trolling kind of question but I couldn't help myself. okay, if I had the option, I guess I would need to know what the protocol entails, really. Does it involve beating the gay or straight out of the kid? That's a pretty straight-forward approach that I think most parents could handle, but if it's gonna involve sophisticated psycho-babbly chicannery I dunno if I would have the stomach (nor the insurance coverage) for that.
I personally think it totally depends on the person if it's an option or not. There are probably lots of gay people who mistakenly think they are straight, and lots of straight people who mistakenly think they are gay, but they arrived at a mistaken understanding of their own sexual orientation due to some nuance in how their psychology and self-awareness developed... had it developed just a little bit differently, they might have pursued different identities. Okay, when I say lots, I mean only numerically lots; I am sure that the vast majority of us are not confused about our sesual identity, but shit, I guess when it comes to raising one's kids, you don't wanna take chances, if you're really hoping for an outcome one way or the other.... hmmm.... maybe I should write a book... I could buy "A Parent's Guide to Preventing Homosexuality" and just crib from it, rewriting all the advice in opposite form, telling the parent to do the exact opposite... that should result in a gay kid, right?
anyway, more seriously, I would guess that of the minority of people who get confused about their sexual identity, the biggest factors would have to be the wacky ideas that society and religion teaches people... followed by mental illness. I guess since kids are basically raised by TV now a days, theoretically the TV could make your kid gay or straight. And let's not forget porn... I mean, whacking off to porn, gay or straight, really tends, I think, to re-enforce your concept of your sexual identity, right? I mean, back in the day, right, porn was pretty soft-core and maybe consisted for a lot of kids of just the Macy's catalog... but I mean, this stuff they have now of the fully interactive DVD surround sound home theater imax complete with smell-a-vision, not to mention the mundane erotic and pronographic ipod and iphone screen savers that are now just, well, mundane, whereas 50 years ago you could have gotten arrested for them. I think, in this day and age, with all the mostly straight porn oozing out of the intertubes out of one's monitor and spilling out onto the keyboard, if your kid, despite all that, says he/she's gay, then, yeah, your kid probably is. Am I white or am I white!
i don't know granular s. that was verging on a trolling kind of question but I couldn't help myself. okay, if I had the option, I guess I would need to know what the protocol entails, really. Does it involve beating the gay or straight out of the kid? That's a pretty straight-forward approach that I think most parents could handle, but if it's gonna involve sophisticated psycho-babbly chicannery I dunno if I would have the stomach (nor the insurance coverage) for that.
I personally think it totally depends on the person if it's an option or not. There are probably lots of gay people who mistakenly think they are straight, and lots of straight people who mistakenly think they are gay, but they arrived at a mistaken understanding of their own sexual orientation due to some nuance in how their psychology and self-awareness developed... had it developed just a little bit differently, they might have pursued different identities. Okay, when I say lots, I mean only numerically lots; I am sure that the vast majority of us are not confused about our sesual identity, but shit, I guess when it comes to raising one's kids, you don't wanna take chances, if you're really hoping for an outcome one way or the other.... hmmm.... maybe I should write a book... I could buy "A Parent's Guide to Preventing Homosexuality" and just crib from it, rewriting all the advice in opposite form, telling the parent to do the exact opposite... that should result in a gay kid, right?
anyway, more seriously, I would guess that of the minority of people who get confused about their sexual identity, the biggest factors would have to be the wacky ideas that society and religion teaches people... followed by mental illness. I guess since kids are basically raised by TV now a days, theoretically the TV could make your kid gay or straight. And let's not forget porn... I mean, whacking off to porn, gay or straight, really tends, I think, to re-enforce your concept of your sexual identity, right? I mean, back in the day, right, porn was pretty soft-core and maybe consisted for a lot of kids of just the Macy's catalog... but I mean, this stuff they have now of the fully interactive DVD surround sound home theater imax complete with smell-a-vision, not to mention the mundane erotic and pronographic ipod and iphone screen savers that are now just, well, mundane, whereas 50 years ago you could have gotten arrested for them. I think, in this day and age, with all the mostly straight porn oozing out of the intertubes out of one's monitor and spilling out onto the keyboard, if your kid, despite all that, says he/she's gay, then, yeah, your kid probably is. Am I white or am I white!
granularsilica
+0 -0
Okay, you obviously have no kids yet. It was really meant to elicit a yes-or-no answer. Thanks for the "I don't know yet" answer. I'll go over to HuffPo now.
Okay, you obviously have no kids yet. It was really meant to elicit a yes-or-no answer. Thanks for the "I don't know yet" answer. I'll go over to HuffPo now.
maximus
+0 -0
I can so see you on HuffPo
I can so see you on HuffPo
irondave
+0 -0
Is there any special reason why THIS is the message board you chose to turn up on and start posting lolcats and publicly wringing your hands about pharmaceuticals and Amazon and whatnot? Surely HuffPo would eat this stuff up?
Is there any special reason why THIS is the message board you chose to turn up on and start posting lolcats and publicly wringing your hands about pharmaceuticals and Amazon and whatnot? Surely HuffPo would eat this stuff up?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Hmmm...
longwinded posting habits.
blocks of text.
occasional confrontational attitude.
it's all happened before.
Hmmm...
longwinded posting habits.
blocks of text.
occasional confrontational attitude.
it's all happened before.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Actually, with this guy's obvious anti-American lean it's pretty obvious wim9k is soticoto incarnate.
Actually, with this guy's obvious anti-American lean it's pretty obvious wim9k is soticoto incarnate.
tekende
+0 -0
Nah. wim9k is so far just mildly annoying and only occasionally. soticoto had an unbelievable talent for making me (and others as well) absolutely insane with rage using relatively short posts.
Nah. wim9k is so far just mildly annoying and only occasionally. soticoto had an unbelievable talent for making me (and others as well) absolutely insane with rage using relatively short posts.
wim9k
+0 -0
soticoto, huh... I'd like to meet his taylor
soticoto, huh... I'd like to meet his taylor
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Ignorant Americans .
Ignorant Americans .
i_love_kate
+0 -0
"Hypodermically speaking"?
As in... speaking below someone's skin?
"Hypodermically speaking"?
As in... speaking below someone's skin?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Kinda like Total Recall ?
Kinda like Total Recall ?
octafish
+0 -0
That is exactly how the angels used to speak to my cousin Mike. That's funny, that's accurate, this is a good comment.
That is exactly how the angels used to speak to my cousin Mike. That's funny, that's accurate, this is a good comment.
daidai
+8 -0
Ok, it is possible that I am just incredibly immature, but does anyone else find that article absolutely hysterical?
"Flatworms "fence" using two-headed dagger-like penises which are pointed, and white in color. The "winner" is the organism that inseminates the other. The sperm is absorbed through pores in the skin, causing fertilization in the "loser"
"Seahorses, long upheld as monogamous and mating for life, are identified as "promiscuous, flighty, and more than a little bit gay" according to research"
I mean if those two sentences didn't make you laugh than maybe this one will:
"black swans of Australia form sexually active male-male mated pairs and steal nests"
This is exactly what ultra-conservatives are afraid of.
Ok, it is possible that I am just incredibly immature, but does anyone else find that article absolutely hysterical?
"Flatworms "fence" using two-headed dagger-like penises which are pointed, and white in color. The "winner" is the organism that inseminates the other. The sperm is absorbed through pores in the skin, causing fertilization in the "loser"
"Seahorses, long upheld as monogamous and mating for life, are identified as "promiscuous, flighty, and more than a little bit gay" according to research"
I mean if those two sentences didn't make you laugh than maybe this one will:
"black swans of Australia form sexually active male-male mated pairs and steal nests"
This is exactly what ultra-conservatives are afraid of.
theguitarhero
+1 -0
Yeah Rush Limbaugh is totes "Those gays! With their seahorse egg sacs and their highly absorbable sperm! They'll take all the straight nests!" and then he swells up to the size of a blimp and floats around the studio powered by his own hot air.
Yeah Rush Limbaugh is totes "Those gays! With their seahorse egg sacs and their highly absorbable sperm! They'll take all the straight nests!" and then he swells up to the size of a blimp and floats around the studio powered by his own hot air.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
which is to say I agree with the thing you said.
which is to say I agree with the thing you said.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Damn it. No real chubbies for you today.
Damn it. No real chubbies for you today.
granularsilica
+0 -0
Covered.
Covered.
gladi8orrex
+1 -0
lol lik fat ginger-boss form dune movie. lol
lol lik fat ginger-boss form dune movie. lol
stereo
+0 -0
Except he's homosexual... wait one minute
Except he's homosexual... wait one minute
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Big props for Glad. An evil character from one of the shittiest movies of all time. Nice touch.
The FORCE approves your post.
Big props for Glad. An evil character from one of the shittiest movies of all time. Nice touch.
The FORCE approves your post.
onegoodmonkey
+0 -0
Those are the same children that got to watch Teodor talk dirty back in the day
Those are the same children that got to watch Teodor talk dirty back in the day
echidnaboy
+0 -0
They spent a lot of time thinking about the things that bear said.
They spent a lot of time thinking about the things that bear said.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
And now look at them.
And now look at them.
onegoodmonkey
+5 -0
Do any of you kids have curiosity about... cusses?
Do any of you kids have curiosity about... cusses?
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
dude, excellent.
[IMGS OFF]
dude, excellent.
[IMGS OFF]
onegoodmonkey
+0 -0
Wow, officially Welcomed to the Fold! I half expected some kind of hazing process.
Wow, officially Welcomed to the Fold! I half expected some kind of hazing process.
catgrl131
+0 -0
I know, usually the newbies are accused of being trolls first. What can I say, ya got chops, kid.
I know, usually the newbies are accused of being trolls first. What can I say, ya got chops, kid.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
TROLL. THERE'S A TROLL IN THE DUNGEON.
TROLL. THERE'S A TROLL IN THE DUNGEON.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
WITH THE CRAZY PERSON.
WITH THE CRAZY PERSON.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
roll 1 d12 for an evade check.
oops.
sorry i just d&d'd.
roll 1 d12 for an evade check.
oops.
sorry i just d&d'd.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
{: /
{: /
theguitarhero
+0 -0
It looks like your comment got eaten by some...Linux.
It looks like your comment got eaten by some...Linux.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
: {
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granularsilica
+1 -0
Sometimes we welcome first, haze later.
Sometimes we welcome first, haze later.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Sorry guys, my kit was at the cleaners. I'll get right on him. I mean right on it.
Sorry guys, my kit was at the cleaners. I'll get right on him. I mean right on it.
dicklet
+0 -0
A comment left by dicklet was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Granularsilica, tripleG, IronDave)
A comment left by dicklet was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Granularsilica, tripleG, IronDave)
sje46
+0 -0
I wonder what's on the B-side . ..
I wonder what's on the B-side . ..
onegoodmonkey
+0 -0
A Raffi-esque cover of "Kick Out The Jams"
A Raffi-esque cover of "Kick Out The Jams"
belgand
+2 -0
Does it encourage the usage of home-canned preserves instead?
Does it encourage the usage of home-canned preserves instead?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
hm.
you are now in contention of best end-of-page comment with tripleg.
hm.
you are now in contention of best end-of-page comment with tripleg.
octafish
+0 -0
KICK OUT THE JAMSMOTHER FUCKERS LITTLE CHILDREN!
KICK OUT THE JAMS
onegoodmonkey
+0 -0
I was close, in essence
I was close, in essence
granularsilica
+0 -0
You peeked at the next strip!
You peeked at the next strip!
theguitarhero
+0 -0
No peeking!
No peeking!
belgand
+0 -0
No, Beijing!
No, Beijing!
theguitarhero
+1 -0
Fukit, Thailand!
Fukit, Thailand!
octafish
+0 -0
If a record had three sides
This would be the C-side
I wouldn't have to decide
What will be the B-side
If a record had three sides
This would be the C-side
I wouldn't have to decide
What will be the B-side
brokeaccount
+0 -0
It has been hell of bugging me for the last couple of days that the text on the label is centred in the close-up, but justified everywhere else. What kind of two-bit operation are they runnin' here.
It has been hell of bugging me for the last couple of days that the text on the label is centred in the close-up, but justified everywhere else. What kind of two-bit operation are they runnin' here.
octafish
+0 -0
Justified and ancient .
Justified and ancient .
woodenteeth
+0 -0
ice-cream vans... ICE-CREAM VANS!
ice-cream vans... ICE-CREAM VANS!
granularsilica
+0 -0
And they like to walk the land ...
And they like to walk the land ...
onegoodmonkey
+0 -0
That, and Ray goes from having one stoned-line under each eye to two.
In fact, I don't think we've ever seem him with two lines under each eye. Fucking baked.
That, and Ray goes from having one stoned-line under each eye to two.
In fact, I don't think we've ever seem him with two lines under each eye. Fucking baked.
maradon
+0 -0
If you look very closely, you may also notice that cats cannot read.
If you look very closely, you may also notice that cats cannot read.
hazelmotes
+0 -0
No-one with a good car needs to be justified.
No-one with a good car needs to be justified.
rayray100rays
+0 -0
KRAK!
[IMGS OFF]
KRAK!
[IMGS OFF]
gigoloferocious
+0 -0
A comment left by gigoloferocious was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by gladi8orrex, onegoodmonkey, willt)
A comment left by gigoloferocious was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by gladi8orrex, onegoodmonkey, willt)
neonfreon
+0 -1
anyone else remember last week when onstad was like "oh new strip coming any minute now"
onstad is the used car salesman of online comics. he promises the GOF, on schedule and delivers Story of Lyle, 3 weeks late.
anyone else remember last week when onstad was like "oh new strip coming any minute now"
onstad is the used car salesman of online comics. he promises the GOF, on schedule and delivers Story of Lyle, 3 weeks late.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
WTF YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE COMICZ, DOOD, CHRIS IS BUSY 24/7 AND STUFF ITS OK.
WTF YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE COMICZ, DOOD, CHRIS IS BUSY 24/7 AND STUFF ITS OK.
irondave
+0 -0
How can we miss you if you don't leave?
How can we miss you if you don't leave?
neonfreon
+0 -0
this is his job yo, and he used to do it a lot better than he does now. dont hate cause i'm honest.
this is his job yo, and he used to do it a lot better than he does now. dont hate cause i'm honest.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
It's called SARCASM douchenozzle. Learn it!
It's called SARCASM douchenozzle. Learn it!
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I hear that's like the highest form of humour.
I hear that's like the highest form of humour.
octafish
+0 -0
Wit of the fool, dude. Wit of the fool.
Wit of the fool, dude. Wit of the fool.
bertha
+1 -1
With all this hate, mindless BS, I thought I would share something nice. I'm a beautiful black female and my love, a beautiful white man just made love to me for hours upon hours. It was amazing, blissful, I was melting, and he kissed me over and over and told me how much he loved me, and we just came all over each other. I actually feel renewed. And no it isn't something that is going away, we have been with each other for almost four years, and it is still amazing.
STOP focusing on each other's difference, and getting sidetracked with race, color, etc. We are all in this together, man & woman. Spread love, and your world will expand with positivity
With all this hate, mindless BS, I thought I would share something nice. I'm a beautiful black female and my love, a beautiful white man just made love to me for hours upon hours. It was amazing, blissful, I was melting, and he kissed me over and over and told me how much he loved me, and we just came all over each other. I actually feel renewed. And no it isn't something that is going away, we have been with each other for almost four years, and it is still amazing.
STOP focusing on each other's difference, and getting sidetracked with race, color, etc. We are all in this together, man & woman. Spread love, and your world will expand with positivity
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
my feelings on this asset are: what the crap, Homestar?
my feelings on this asset are: what the crap, Homestar?
rowboat
+0 -0
I guess we can throw bertha on the pile of failed concept accounts right along with the "Hi, I'm also a white douche" guy. Just goes to show that being the "Correct. I wanna cum" guy looks easy than it is.
I guess we can throw bertha on the pile of failed concept accounts right along with the "Hi, I'm also a white douche" guy. Just goes to show that being the "Correct. I wanna cum" guy looks easy than it is.
jmd
+0 -0
Man that shooting panel is a recycle of when he shoots the cow except he added an arm and more leg
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01312007
Man that shooting panel is a recycle of when he shoots the cow except he added an arm and more leg
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01312007
boheeka
+0 -0
God, I wish I were Ray's voice.
God, I wish I were Ray's voice.
mistere
+0 -0
fresh.
public.
wine.
fresh.
public.
wine.
only when coupled with the over-active imagination of a millionaire cat can the power of suggestion yield a nasa experiment of epic proportions
The lines under Ray's eyes indicate to me that a third element is in play here.
Weed, it's what's for dinner. Puff, puff, puff. Oh me, oh my.
Next thing you know he'll be ripping off those mattress tags
Or parking at broken parking meters that his tax money paid for!
this is my first read-through of the archive, yet.. i chubbied this earlier...
Jeffspaulding has bizarre and arcane ways of obtaining chubbies.
WITCH WITCH WITCH
Which?
Which old witch? the wicked* witch!
*sack
It is laughable if you are insinuating that I could control a third-party account merely to inflate my chubby count. I can barely remember my own account information. And I certainly do not have the computer chops to run scripts or other electronic skulduggery.
OK, I get it, you don't like me. That's fine, but let go of the conspiracy theories.
i didnt say i didnt like you, i just chubbied the comment and evidently forgot about it then came back to this strip and found that i had been here before so i decided to be childish about it and accuse you of being a witch .. there was no intended insults at all. But, yeah, i would probably lame me for that, if i wasn't already me..
I think he was talking to me.
And I've still got my eye on you JeffSpaulding.
Aaaahh.. i'm bad at basic communications as has been proven.
A comment left by willt was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Marcus_Brody, Dwade, lazarusloafer)
Let no man put asunder what I believe is thee proper use for a trash receptacle.
Hooray for some dudes.
We are talking about someone who was about to throw away an empty paper bag, so I would say your observation is...okay.
I wouldn't assume so soon that the bag is empty. It might contain... mysteries.
this is not a mystery:
[IMGS OFF]
aww hell no.
Shit just got real.
[IMGS OFF]
Dispatcher: "... property misuse. Shot through the trash can they were stuffed into..."
(Damn, that sounds like a good idea. Keep everything tidy. No sense making a mess outside if you don't have to.)
If you shoot it into space afterward, people will assume NASA did it.
That's what she said.
i ran out of chubbies before i got to this comment... i'n so sorry, please don't hurt me.
i ran out of chubbies before i got to this comment... i'n so sorry, please don't hurt me.
imagine that "i'n" is a new word i invented that means "I am" and also that i only posted that once.
We were all Assetbar virgins once. You may continue to post.
I think I need an award for screwing up several things at once.. But Assetbar will award me should i deserve it and punish me if i deserve thusly too.
how do you know that i lost my virginity to Assetbar?
Quote:
You didn't notice that bar up your ass? Hmm, maybe yours wasn't sideways.
I lubed it, too, for easy insertion. But i still cant for the life of me sit down..
About 1/3 of the people sent into space by NASA go up so they can be secretly assassinated. No bodies, no witnesses, your tax dollars at work.
Science Nerd Comment: Just "going into space" wouldn't destroy a corpse. It would remain in orbit, subject to possible CSI:Space retrieval. But a nice low orbit would eventually result in firery re-entry and destruction of said corpse.
Actually, pogo, I'm surprised NASA or the Chinese haven't hoisted a corpse out there for a few years just to study the protracted effects of radiation on non atmospheric-protected human matter.
Science Project Bill & Ted Dudes!
Well, Scorp, it wouldn't surprise me if there weren't a couple of Russkie deaders in orbit, either from a vodka-inspired space walk or a very expensive liquidation.
True, but either is really a valid method of corpse disposal. There's so much orbital trash as it is that it would likely never be found without a very dedicated search.
Finding a corpse sized object in earth orbit would be functionally impossible. Way too much space for something to get lost up there. First person to inform the mob is going to be rich.
but it would dribble through when they slump...
i can't watch 'bad boys' and take martin lawrence seriously anymore... not after 'wild hogs'. dude is as tough as filet mignon, medium rare.
You could take Martin Lawrence seriously?
It took Wild Hogs to make you not take him seriously?
[IMGS OFF]
and they made a sequel too!
This honky Gran'ma be trippin'!
at least he kicked ass in that. and paul giamatti was in it.
He kicked ass in Wild Hogs as well, and William H Macy was in that.
are we talking about the same wild hogs ?
this might help clarify, the movie i am talking about is not a gay porno starring martin lawerence and william h macy look-alikes.
Well that whole last scene where they stood up to the Ray Liotta Riders, they all kicked a little ass/got their asses handed to them.
Lookalike porn? Is that a real thing? If not this would be an excellent moment for a classic achewood 'business proposal' final panel in which Ray starts phoning around his contacts for a slutty girl who looks like Dame Kelly Holmes.
You might be interested in this little business that I've come across. It's called "Fleur de Lis". Here's their card.
Really? That is horrible! It makes me want to take down my American Splendor poster (but I will not, as I am hell of lazy).
Even Harvey Pekar impersonators gotta eat.
this is not the kind of image I come to achewood.com to see. it is not art!
Kyle Hyde be nodding exactly in time to Los Campesinos!
He's also making it impossible for me to disagree with anything you say.
Or is he making it... too easy?
Hold on a second.
1: You don't think that this is art?
2: So why exactly did you come to Achewood?
3: WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS COATHANGER.
I. Music is NOT allowed to beat synchronously with my avitar
II. I come to Achewood because I expect ONLY intelligent programming. NOT eddie murphy or will smith or whoever that is and fat person slapstick humor. shit... I don't know who that is... now people will think I'm a racist bastard who thinks all balck people look alike... I better check IMDB... Martin Lawrence... okay... but didn't Will Smith do a similar kinda movie with a similar plot? Or was it Eddie Murphy? Sadly, the answer is probably yes on both counts.... and... what... OMG... I wish I hadn't seen that... the first review listed on IMDB is as follows: Quote:
III. Your Coat Hanger. Ask yourself, what would Bristol Palin do with it? Then do that. Or the apposite. Or whatever.
My screen is filled with nodding Kyle Hydes and Frynapples now. It's kind of confusing, especially since I think they're very, very slightly out of sync.
I don't have Assetbarista installed on this computer yet, so I don't know whether this comment is going to interrupt it or not.
You ass!
Even filet was once a bit tough. He's more like foie gras. Soft and diseased. He is also legally barred from many countries and municipalities.
i want so desperately to chubby this. fuck you, chubby limits.
I chubbied for you. Respect.
Ditto, and I will work both "municipalities" and "fois gras" into my next gangsta rap as tribute.
Addendum: I will attempt not to rhyme "fois gras" with "caviar". Current front runners: "titty bar", "hernia scar".
I'm more concerned about the rhyme for "gavage". Also "pate" rhymed with "puss-ay"? Is this an acceptable thing to do or is this the crass sign of an amateur?
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You'd think NASA would splurge on a few extra bungee straps for the trash receptacle.
They don't want to put too much money into it because then the trash receptacle misuse might be traced back to them by the Government.
NASA is part of the government dude.
The Government is a Bureaucracy. Think about it.
Just because an agency is funded by the government doesn't really mean it's "part of the government," does it? Seems to me the one's we commonly call "the gummint" are the ones who f*ck with us, such as the tax f*ckers, the FBI, Immigration, and anyone you have to get a permit from.
Go launch a Saturn V from your back yard and watch NASA not fuck with you.
Dear Penthouse forum,
I launched my Saturn V deep into Nasa's backyard. It was the illest.
I never thought it would happen to me!
Only one kid has curiosity about... space ?! What is this generation coming to.
Challenger, Colombia...
you first, man.
you first.
Nothing compared to being sent outter space in a NASA trash receptacle. Nothing.
You know things are bad when the Russian trash receptacles have a lower rate of malfunction than ours.
they haven't been Paying Attention.
Space Shuttle Recyclable
Remember Salvage One ? Where Andy Griffith built a moon rocket out of junk from his salvage yard? So he could go the moon and recycle the lunar landers and moon buggies? It was kind of like Sanford and Son meets MacGyver . Best show ever!
I wonder how he got the can back after launching it into space... and what its contents were.
Uh-oh.
Contents? Why do you think his cookies taste so bad?
probably because they were made in a trash can
For heeeeeeeeeeeeeere am I sitting in a tin caaan....
Iiiinnn a pile of garbage...
Planet earth is blue, and I can smell someone's spew...
dao k-dao ka-chicka BAO WAO
dao k-dao ka-chicka BAO WAO
baloodadoodeedaDOOOOOOO BOO DOOP DEE DOO WEEEEOOOOOOOO
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A comment left by foetus_punch was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by sprkfv39, chomskyftw, MajesticTrout)
Wasn't Scorpio or one of the other regulars there that day? I am pretty sure that is not how it happened and pretty sure that it is not really all that funny.
I'm pretty sure I was elsewhere. It was pretty fucking horrifying is what it was.
Which is to say, "yes, too soon, still lame, foetus_punch."
Yeah, man, jokes about dead Americans? Shame on you.
Well, except for ethnics. They just came here looking for jobs and to steal our property.
Oh, and stupid people. "Darwin awards" are perfectly acceptable no matter how soon.
You hear the one about the white American who shot a hole-in-one and then had a heart attack?
well yeah, i mean he was an upstanding gentleman and left no debt to his family nope not any debt at all.
is this true, sir?
uh why yes it is very true it is completely true why are you looking at me like tha-
blam.
[IMGS OFF]
Your story fails to check out. Only pretty sure? I think we need to reanimate Feynman because it's sure looking like Scorpio ( SCORPIO! ) was behind it all along.
Fine, man, go ahead and ask him. He still at that commune in the Catskills?
To the best of my recollections, dude, and I've given this alot of recollection and it's among my best,man, my very best y'know, Richard and I were hitchhiking through Outer Mongolia to Woodstock, Inner Mongolia for 3 days of Peace, Love, and Throat-singing.
By the time we got to Ulan Bator, we were rolling half-a million strong, man.
BOO TO HUMOR. GOD.
Whoa, I totally missed that raised hand the first time around. I was busy trying to figure out the species of all the kids.
What gorilla?
they don't want to seem "uncool" in front of lil neph
Lil Nephew is still dead, remember? We got a flash of him in heaven a few weeks ago.
i'm blanking on how that little fella died
KLOODGE!
All the children have the same curiosity, but the child with the raised hand was unfortunate enough to be standing in the front of the crowd, unable to see that by raising his hand he has proved himself a nerd who would answer a teaching man.