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Lassie.com Monday, October 24, 2005 • read strip Viewing 52 comments:

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try to pronounce panel 4 it is fun

I just did, out loud, just as my roommate walked in. He does not read Achewood, or get the strip. Why I always gotta be judged?

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Obsserve the change in emphasis as denoted by the size of the font. Now try to pronounce. Don't forget that third "o"!

Try it without changing the pitch of your voice between the little 'o's and big 'O's

Wow, that's tough for me.

now try not being a fucking douche about it

How can a person fail at acting? The words are in a language you know. Just speak them and you're doing it right I suppose, huh?

bonus chubby for your user name.

Change gears.

Lassie.com, acting like the older, non plastic Lassie, to save a young cat's penis from appearing on the internet. Welcome, brave new cyberworld.

God bless you, AIBO.

That dog wearin' a little shirt?

A comment left by griggs_although was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Mangtastic, Deusoma, woodenteeth, shoinan, tropicana)

Look at the way Ray's junk hangs below his legs when he runs.

oh dear

Dude's packin'.

He can still sport wood

Didn't want to look at that

why did i look at it

Little nephew is just too young to understand the potential consequences of photographing one's junk at a younger age

What is the right age to talk to your kids about photographing their junk in a jacuzzi?

"Some day, not too long from now, you'll start to feel strange urges whenever the Showcase Showdwon includes a Nikon and a Caldera Spa."

I never had Ray pegged as the type to paint his own house.

For the purpose of the story, he was just doing something mundane that a Lassie character would likely be doing when trouble arose. Knowing Ray, though, it was likely he was trying to get high from the fumes, or he was high already and just got the notion to paint something.

I would say, definitely the last of those possibilities.

Man, when was the last time I painted the walls? I'm craaazy for that shit!

He is L@@KING into his past.

He is from... History!

A comment left by foetus_punch was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by goatmasterflash, Mangtastic, atticusonline, ConnorMc, TheSoulBear, turnabout, aparrish)

Man, Ray ain't gettin high off no fumes, if he does that next thing you know he'll be playin with some guys shoes while they still on 'em.

This was another great instance of a storyline from the blogs carrying over into the comic strip. Beautifully done.

How so?

at the time little nephew was an aspiring suicide girls model. you can check out the blog for all the dirt.

lassie.com ahahahaha

A comment left by shogun was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Norsef, Chetyre, TheSoulBear)

Actually, I think the name shogun is overworking America's fetishization of Japanese culture a little.

Hmmm...I'm being unnecessarily an asshole...and I like it!

FUCK YOU IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

this comment was posted 11 months ago at the time of my seeing it. since i probably won't be back to this strip for a month, happy birthday mr. punch!

Wow, thank you so much. That's...that's so considerate. I feel lovely now. People aren't nice! What is this!

And returns, a year later!

I think my new favourite part about assetbar is that every year I get a happy birthday message in the month of may. I am one of the few privileged people who has strangers say happy birthday to me every May.

5 for lassie.com

leave the kid alone, he just wants a memory of getting his bone on

I'd so pay a million bucks for Ray to paint my walls.

look at Ray's junk all hanging bulbous when he runs. Is that cat really neutered?

...No.

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What with this one, the entry about buying the new German knife, and the entry about the dildo shop ('pig-like man, don't you realize that the very joists of the earth come out of a woman's bodungeon?'), Roast Beef is fast becoming one of my favourite writers. This worries me a little.

Re: panel 4 (in reference to two strips ago): Moms know that Ray packs. That is some serious gravitational pull.

Was 'sexting' even a thing back then? Were there even text-capable phones? Did they even had CABLE so far back?

He's clearly using a small point-and-shoot.

ALSO THERE'S A CAMERA BOOOOOOM

Hey, you're right.

Ray. Baywatch. Go.

Little Nephew's expression is gold.