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Map of Achewood Underground, panel 2 of 2 Tuesday, April 5, 2005 • read strip Viewing 51 comments:

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Nice chubby/lame equilibrium.

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I would postulate that he owns at least two.

And feeds them burgers.

This is literally disgusting.

I picture Onstad on all fours, watching the daschunds eat their burgers and whispering "Arn't you just vile, you little shits."

Fuckin'... italics or no, you catch my drift right?

I can't stop laughing, good sir.

They are married.

a person cannot possibly mock something they love in good conscience. c'est impossible.

Thousands of Cubs fans would disagree.

i dont care for the support of a cubs fan.

Think that's a Magreaux Dog eating that burger?

It tried to walk man! It tried to WALK!!

I guess it could be your Magreaux Dog if your torso accounts for 90% of your body mass and you have no idea how to properly eat a hamburger.

Oh god, I'm screwed!

WHO DARES LAME THE MAGREAUX DOG REFERENCE? DID GOD LAME JESUS AS HE WAITED TO BE BORN?

Plus 1 for more dachshunds.

"She's a Lady Lingerie"
Also big points for "control the flow of her menses"

the dog! hamburger! disgusting! I think I went blind for a bit with laughter!

I thought that this and the first part were kind of weak as far as supplemental material goes, since there will probably never be a reason why the reader will need to know where the Achewood Underground's Chili Pepper Lunch Company is. However, the description of the dogs and how literally disgusting they are completely redeemed it.

You are correct sir. This is the only time in history that the word "literally" has been used wrongly rightly.

THANKS FOR
SHOPPING AT
UNDERPANTS TIME

WHERE ITS
ALWAYS TIME FOR
UNDER PANTS

Is that the Musee D'Orsay in the background of the middle left photo?

Yep. That is an excellent museum.

[IMGS OFF]

I had a great time at the Musee D'Orsay.

I remember looking at that! I was standing next to it with this middle-aged Asian couple giggling like crazy. It was in like the first room on the left when you entered the building, which makes me think they REALLY wanted every visitor to see it.

The Asian couple were giggling because they don't know about Pubics.

And I just noticed your Philippe icon, which makes your post so much better times googleplex.

Chubbied for combination of image and shocked Philippe icon.

Your avatar: "Individuals" by Vik Muniz? Done in Bosco syrup? please?

l'origine du monde

It's very easy to recognize Americans in a French museum: they always stop in front of the nude drawings for, like, eternity.

Also, they speak English.

I think Anglophones in French museums are more likely to be Britons than Americans.

Nope.

First off - their accent would give them away.
Second off - I swear to God 85% of Anglophones in Paris are American tourists (based on my 3-year experience of living in that forsaken city).
Third off - Brits wouldn't spend THIS LONG in front of a nude drawing.

I so wish I could get a closer view of that photo of the Citizens of the Achewood underground chasing the remote-control car over the crest of a small hill... I can just see Philippe and I have a feeling it's an adorable scene.

If you look to the left of Philippe, you can barely make out a stuffed bear... Possibly Teodor, but very difficult to say.

thus begins the debate: where is Philippe from?

this strip suggests France. so does his name.

He is from an otter.

HE IS FROM A FIVE YEAR-LONG BACKGROUND.

He's from five years of... HISTORY!

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Roast Beef: Who had the worst weekend, besides the Pope? Me.

I'm pretty sure if all the grocery store chains were all next to eachother, I would shop at Diablo Groceries.

HAM INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

They have a McDonald's AND a Machas?

Australian-based humour

No one shops at Quie? anymore.

I have now officially seen every Achewood comic. I was pretty sure I already had, but now Assetbar agrees.

One of their name's is Heaven Dog, I seem to remember.
(UNLESS THAT WAS JOKING)