cuddlefish
+3 -1
oh hell yah. this is an alltime favourite. ker-blop ker-blop ker-blop
oh hell yah. this is an alltime favourite. ker-blop ker-blop ker-blop
j_a_s_e
+8 -2
Couldnt he sterilise the hat? Rays heart would look [i]decent[/] in one of those.
Couldnt he sterilise the hat? Rays heart would look [i]decent[/] in one of those.
saulbellow
+61 -1
Oh, I [dear html would you please italicize this? i don't know much from fancy kinds of programming but i realy need to emphasize this point and i need your help]agree[okay that's all i needed thanks html!].
Oh, I [dear html would you please italicize this? i don't know much from fancy kinds of programming but i realy need to emphasize this point and i need your help]agree[okay that's all i needed thanks html!].
ted0phile
+10 -0
Remember kids:
BBCode is brackets! [like this!]
HTML is sideways carrots!
Remember kids:
BBCode is brackets! [like this!]
HTML is sideways carrots!
st-elmos_fire
+4 -0
you have to equate brackets to some other object (preferably food) before they will understand you, maybe the closest is angular bananas, or non-food, bookshelves
you have to equate brackets to some other object (preferably food) before they will understand you, maybe the closest is angular bananas, or non-food, bookshelves
carlyle
+13 -0
Wendy's burgers.
Wendy's burgers.
psquid
+2 -0
This comment is woefully under-chubbied.
This comment is woefully under-chubbied.
untilyouaresonude
+38 -0
Dr. Andretti strikes me as the kind of doctor who's not so committed to "ethics".
Dr. Andretti strikes me as the kind of doctor who's not so committed to "ethics".
spinynorman
+25 -0
Kids are okay, I guess
Kids are okay, I guess
cuddlefish
+9 -0
Dr Andretti does what he's payed to do. and ray is rich and eccentric.
Dr Andretti does what he's payed to do. and ray is rich and eccentric.
cousinted
+3 -0
Ray's put five of Andretti's kids through college. Ivy Leagues.
Ray's put five of Andretti's kids through college. Ivy Leagues.
luckypyjamas
+2 -0
well, Ray is sharing his riches with Dr. Andretti. His eccentric? not so much
well, Ray is sharing his riches with Dr. Andretti. His eccentric? not so much
epicurus
+0 -0
It is a real shame about the hat. That would have been SHARP.
It is a real shame about the hat. That would have been SHARP.
zem
+0 -0
maybe that was the problem
maybe that was the problem
bookofsand
+50 -0
"Children are pretty good, you know." It is clear that Ray does not give a shit about the children.
"Children are pretty good, you know." It is clear that Ray does not give a shit about the children.
havenless
+24 -1
Dude has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much money.
Dude has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much money.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Be nice to have his worries!
Think of all the, uh, kids, we could help (or something something).
Be nice to have his worries!
Think of all the, uh, kids, we could help (or something something).
yogurtworld
+1 -0
....yelled Leonidas.
....yelled Leonidas.
paperboy_2000
+15 -0
Ray one-ups Bensington Butter's Christmas card from last year that pictured his family on a beach in Hawaii. He one-ups it big time.
Ray one-ups Bensington Butter's Christmas card from last year that pictured his family on a beach in Hawaii. He one-ups it big time.
cpnglxynchos
+6 -0
all of them up in a chopper as lava spews out of a volcano. yeah, it took sixteen tries and seventeen pilots to get it right as well as an extra bird to take the picture and another one with lights attached to it so his mom's fur doesn't look like dead throw-up.
all of them up in a chopper as lava spews out of a volcano. yeah, it took sixteen tries and seventeen pilots to get it right as well as an extra bird to take the picture and another one with lights attached to it so his mom's fur doesn't look like dead throw-up.
zeroasalimit
+1 -0
Ray gets one over on Monte Cazzazza. :D
Ray gets one over on Monte Cazzazza. :D
slanger
+0 -0
So I saw this strip one morning when I was really hungover, and I barfed in my mouth.
So I saw this strip one morning when I was really hungover, and I barfed in my mouth.
stuart
+1 -0
Yeah, this one makes me feel uncomfortable.
Yeah, this one makes me feel uncomfortable.
deusoma
+4 -0
The idea of holding my own beating heart in my hands is suddenly one of my top ten nightmares. 5/5 just for the OH GOD factor.
The idea of holding my own beating heart in my hands is suddenly one of my top ten nightmares. 5/5 just for the OH GOD factor.
skiddyfisk
+0 -0
More doctors should get new clinics built by doing weird shit for rich eccentric people. I mean, if I was Bill Gates, I would SO do this.
More doctors should get new clinics built by doing weird shit for rich eccentric people. I mean, if I was Bill Gates, I would SO do this.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
i think you would be too busy being rich like Gates.
Ray, for whatever reason, does not have this problem.
maybe you are like Ray. maybe you are not.
who is to say. you are not rich.
and neither am i.
i think you would be too busy being rich like Gates.
Ray, for whatever reason, does not have this problem.
maybe you are like Ray. maybe you are not.
who is to say. you are not rich.
and neither am i.
tekende
+2 -0
Ray is maybe a little stupid with his money.
Ray is maybe a little stupid with his money.
dasilodavi
+1 -0
This one kind of makes me want to puke.
This one kind of makes me want to puke.
johnfen
+0 -0
Nothing deserves a 5/5 more than this
Nothing deserves a 5/5 more than this
lawbot
+0 -0
Dear Lord, Ray.
Dear Lord, Ray.
hypoluxa
+1 -0
My chest is a little tight after reading this....
My chest is a little tight after reading this....
tim_simmons
+4 -0
i wouldn't even bother with christmas cards y'know. i would just create a news letter or something and send out the same picture of me every month to remind them that i was the guy who straight held his own heart in his hands
i wouldn't even bother with christmas cards y'know. i would just create a news letter or something and send out the same picture of me every month to remind them that i was the guy who straight held his own heart in his hands
finemusk
+0 -1
if only!
if only!
xiaomimi
+19 -0
Today's Blogs
Lyle: gta real bood weekend erorked out
Today's Blogs
Lyle: gta real bood weekend erorked out
hateandwar
+0 -0
That's a badass song, man.
That's a badass song, man.
tslothrop
+0 -0
Insane satan- and antique porn-derived wealth makes anything possible....
Insane satan- and antique porn-derived wealth makes anything possible....
achilleselbow
+1 -0
At first I thought that Ray was donating his heart to some child. Then I realized he'd just donated money to the children's clinic so the doctor would take out his heart and let him hold it. Somehow, this made more sense.
At first I thought that Ray was donating his heart to some child. Then I realized he'd just donated money to the children's clinic so the doctor would take out his heart and let him hold it. Somehow, this made more sense.
hyetal
+1 -0
Ohhh... I had always chalked this strip up to a dream sequence until this explanation. Thank you, kind sir.
Ohhh... I had always chalked this strip up to a dream sequence until this explanation. Thank you, kind sir.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Someone's been watching too much French Impressionist Cinemaaaaaaa!
Someone's been watching too much French Impressionist Cinemaaaaaaa!
direhaggis
+0 -0
Ray must be under enough local or ether-based anaesthetic to a few kids into cardiac arrest. The cat is still coherent and waiting for a polaroid. Ray gets things done.
Ray must be under enough local or ether-based anaesthetic to a few kids into cardiac arrest. The cat is still coherent and waiting for a polaroid. Ray gets things done.
giantants
+0 -1
Players can afford more things.
Players can afford more things.
pogo
+0 -0
A comment left by pogo was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, Latterman, Sal, dixiecupdrinker)
A comment left by pogo was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, Latterman, Sal, dixiecupdrinker)
apocowarg
+1 -0
DiSaGrEeMeNt BoX
DiSaGrEeMeNt BoX
i_love_kate
+3 -0
Ray is covered in fur, and yet still wears a hair cap. Discuss.
Ray is covered in fur, and yet still wears a hair cap. Discuss.
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
Philippe is Five.
and that's the deal.
Philippe is Five.
and that's the deal.
lowtrees
+0 -0
Ray is a great cat. You like to see a cat with imagination enough to spend his dough in style.
Ray is a great cat. You like to see a cat with imagination enough to spend his dough in style.
lechatbotte
+1 -0
Are cat hearts just tiny, or is it only Rays?
(I'll bet Nice Pete knows!)
Are cat hearts just tiny, or is it only Rays?
(I'll bet Nice Pete knows!)
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
Ray would forget he meant to take a picture of himself doing this.
Ray would forget he meant to take a picture of himself doing this.
lolsworth
+1 -0
The Cat's doctor tells him he cannot have his heart wear a hat.
The Cat's doctor tells him he cannot have his heart wear a hat.
rhadamanthus
+0 -0
I like to imagine an epilogue strip wherein they come to a compromise and the heart gets a miniature surgery cap.
I like to imagine an epilogue strip wherein they come to a compromise and the heart gets a miniature surgery cap.
tollschaft
+0 -0
ker-blop.
ker-blop.
Oh, Ray.