pascal
+3 -0
I think we would all be obligated to buy a ding-a-ling chicken if we ever came across one at the store. The comedic value is limitless.
I think we would all be obligated to buy a ding-a-ling chicken if we ever came across one at the store. The comedic value is limitless.
arcibi
+3 -0
Beef is a lucky man, not all ladies are down with chickens that have ding-a-lings
Beef is a lucky man, not all ladies are down with chickens that have ding-a-lings
theoneyouwant
+0 -0
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a_dude
+1 -1
hahaha a rooster.
hahaha a rooster.
centipede_damascus
+0 -0
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connellingus
+1 -1
A rooster is a type of chicken, though.
A rooster is a type of chicken, though.
centipede_damascus
+3 -1
Ain't no rooster got a dong, man.
Ain't no rooster got a dong, man.
red_dawn
+6 -0
Mayhaps in Heaven, all animals get dongs.
Mayhaps in Heaven, all animals get dongs.
imitationcrab
+64 -1
"All Dongs Go To Heaven"
"All Dongs Go To Heaven"
sp1derbaby
+0 -0
All good dongs anyhows.
All good dongs anyhows.
mugi
+1 -0
Thanks, you just ruined that movie for me.
Thanks, you just ruined that movie for me.
soticoto
+0 -0
It was a horrible film anyway.
It was a horrible film anyway.
professorhazard
+7 -0
Heaven isn't really working out all too well for that rooster, if you ask me.
Heaven isn't really working out all too well for that rooster, if you ask me.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
he was braised in the fires of Hell.
he was braised in the fires of Hell.
joeyramoney
+1 -0
nor do any birds, except swans.
nor do any birds, except swans.
aparrish
+3 -0
Begging to differ, sir
Begging to differ, sir
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
the silliest line in the whole bit:
'stiff competition'
the silliest line in the whole bit:
'stiff competition'
zefiel
+4 -1
Beef's face on panel 3 is the bitch.
Beef's face on panel 3 is the bitch.
omnidope
+3 -0
Onstad pulls off these sweet moments between Beef and Molly really well, never crosses the line into cheese.
Onstad pulls off these sweet moments between Beef and Molly really well, never crosses the line into cheese.
zem
+3 -0
agh your avatar
agh your avatar
omnidope
+0 -0
i believe in the fat kid
i believe in the fat kid
hellofyellin
+4 -0
Really, I think the crucial difference between Ray and Beef is how they approach and feel about side dishes.
Really, I think the crucial difference between Ray and Beef is how they approach and feel about side dishes.
tombsgrave
+0 -0
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wulvaine
+1 -1
1. There's something depressingly unfunny about cloacas.
2. That I also know this saddens me as well.
1. There's something depressingly unfunny about cloacas.
2. That I also know this saddens me as well.
johnnybaverage
+0 -0
What? Cloacas are hilarious. You smokin' somethin'.
What? Cloacas are hilarious. You smokin' somethin'.
songbirdspectre
+1 -0
the dotted lines from his eyes to the ding-a-ling=<3
the dotted lines from his eyes to the ding-a-ling=<3
kledermans
+0 -0
Even if roosters did have penes, I don't understand what the big deal is here. They're just as edible as hens.
Even if roosters did have penes, I don't understand what the big deal is here. They're just as edible as hens.
minortough
+0 -0
I think the fact that it has a "ding-a-ling" is just too much for Beef and thinks that it will terrify Molly, or that she'll think he intentionally bought a "ding-a-ling chicken"
I think the fact that it has a "ding-a-ling" is just too much for Beef and thinks that it will terrify Molly, or that she'll think he intentionally bought a "ding-a-ling chicken"
mastronaut
+25 -0
aw molly he dont ejaculate none
aw molly he dont ejaculate none
spinynorman
+1 -0
Later, in reference to Roast Beef, she will learn that he does indeed ejaculate some, and too early to boot.
Later, in reference to Roast Beef, she will learn that he does indeed ejaculate some, and too early to boot.
joeyramoney
+1 -0
why can't they eat it?
why can't they eat it?
nucleargeranium
+1 -0
Just what I needed.
More achewood animal-dick.
Just what I needed.
More achewood animal-dick.
darthemed
+0 -0
This is the strip that was shown on my birthday. I am not sure how I feel about this.
This is the strip that was shown on my birthday. I am not sure how I feel about this.
yingkaixing
+0 -0
I think that's some kind of sign.
I think that's some kind of sign.
heccibiggs
+3 -1
The sign is that life is awesome.
The sign is that life is awesome.
ananke
+0 -2
<3 Molly's the man...uh...woman, yeah!
<3 Molly's the man...uh...woman, yeah!
singtralala
+1 -0
i love molly's attitude she's all like "dude, relax, you're with THE lady, you know?"
i love molly's attitude she's all like "dude, relax, you're with THE lady, you know?"
plummet
+0 -0
panel three
holy shit.
panel three
holy shit.
troy_convers
+0 -0
And you would have dead animal corpes in heaven... HOW? Or is the Roosters's ghost in heaven feeling a bit freaked out his ding-a-ling is getting eaten, and not in the way he would like?
And you would have dead animal corpes in heaven... HOW? Or is the Roosters's ghost in heaven feeling a bit freaked out his ding-a-ling is getting eaten, and not in the way he would like?
robot_satan
+0 -0
The idea that Beef would get a cicken with a ding-a-ling is foul, really.
The idea that Beef would get a cicken with a ding-a-ling is foul, really.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
I'm a little curious is that white or dark meat?
I'm a little curious is that white or dark meat?
howl
+0 -0
probably dark
probably dark
bozendoka
+1 -0
Is that rooster...circumcised?
Is that rooster...circumcised?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
*mixed race?
*mixed race?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
*boned?
*boned?
theguitarhero
+1 -0
I know it's a little controversial to be a bigger fan of other story arcs and not be a big fan of GOF but the Roast Beef going to heaven arcs and Philippe going to Transfer Station are my favorite arcs.
I know it's a little controversial to be a bigger fan of other story arcs and not be a big fan of GOF but the Roast Beef going to heaven arcs and Philippe going to Transfer Station are my favorite arcs.
rasalghul
+1 -0
Wow, nobody's made a clever "That (noun) has a (same noun)" joke yet?
And look, I haven't either...
Wow, nobody's made a clever "That (noun) has a (same noun)" joke yet?
And look, I haven't either...
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
I'm horny.
I'm horny.
I haven't taken the time to check this, but I think this might be the only achewood strip to feature sight lines. Very old school.
nein
Hey, nice work! Will you be my bride?
how on EARTH did you catch that? A Chubby for you, 10 if I could.
And if you haven't married fuckyoufriday yet, I'm also single....
Forgot these clowns; I've checked your highest rated strips. We have hell of similar interests.
Um...no...uh...marry me. Yeah. OK.
Forget these clowns, I stalked you!
kate lover you are so charming.
I thought you loved *Kate*.
Well, Onstad wanted to make sure speed-readers saw the rooster's cock.
It is very important they see that.