popedragunov
+3 -0
He invented forks, nachos, and toilets. Thank you, LN, for inventing all the things that make my Friday Nights great.
He invented forks, nachos, and toilets. Thank you, LN, for inventing all the things that make my Friday Nights great.
fermatprime
+8 -0
Nachos actually date to the earliest monotheists.
Nachos actually date to the earliest monotheists.
retro
+54 -0
It would be unsafe to have invented nachos without having first invented the toilet.
It would be unsafe to have invented nachos without having first invented the toilet.
taftd
+0 -0
A comment left by taftd was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by lamboyster, c_dizzle, Archon_Divinus)
A comment left by taftd was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by lamboyster, c_dizzle, Archon_Divinus)
fancypants
+5 -0
"where did these strange hard pieces of baked corn flower come from?"
"how does one achieve such a viscosity of cheeses?"
"why do men have nipples?"
"where did these strange hard pieces of baked corn flower come from?"
"how does one achieve such a viscosity of cheeses?"
"why do men have nipples?"
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
darn it, used the Special salsa again...
darn it, used the Special salsa again...
carpetbag
+0 -0
To lactate from.
To lactate from.
tk001
+1 -0
i can sympathize with that.
i can sympathize with that.
belgand
+0 -0
Ideally you can even eat nachos while utilizing the toilet.
Ideally you can even eat nachos while utilizing the toilet.
plummet
+4 -0
decadence
decadence
mawk
+0 -0
true decadence would involve more tubing.
true decadence would involve more tubing.
soticoto
+0 -0
I'm just bothered that the kid is not only screwing up history, but geography too.
I'm pretty much from Wales, and I still don't know what a Nacho is on the simple grounds that they don't exist in Wales .
I'm just bothered that the kid is not only screwing up history, but geography too.
I'm pretty much from Wales, and I still don't know what a Nacho is on the simple grounds that they don't exist in Wales .
lexsenthur
+23 -0
Yeah, I remember that from Civ 2.
Bronze Working -> Mysticism -> Polytheism -> Monotheism -> Nachos
Yeah, I remember that from Civ 2.
Bronze Working -> Mysticism -> Polytheism -> Monotheism -> Nachos
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
it's a good food you can believe in.
it's a good food you can believe in.
salvar
+0 -0
Also you need access to uranium before you can actually build any.
Also you need access to uranium before you can actually build any.
sje46
+5 -0
Bronze Working -> Mysticism -> Polytheism -> Monotheism -> Nachos -> Rock'n'Roll -> Pornography -> Internet -> Hunting and Gathering
Bronze Working -> Mysticism -> Polytheism -> Monotheism -> Nachos -> Rock'n'Roll -> Pornography -> Internet -> Hunting and Gathering
lexsenthur
+0 -0
Well, monotheism TECHNICALLY is a prerequisite for Nachos, but Nachos will make you believe in God.
Well, monotheism TECHNICALLY is a prerequisite for Nachos, but Nachos will make you believe in God.
gormster
+0 -0
He even remember the S-bend, although that other pipe should probably be going in to the top of the toilet pan, not the bottom.
He even remember the S-bend, although that other pipe should probably be going in to the top of the toilet pan, not the bottom.
belgand
+2 -0
I was thinking about it and I think he could have greatly improved his design with only a few simple changes. For one thing this requires that you refill the tank after each flush and, as previous stated, the output just goes on the ground in front of you... showing you exactly what you have done like you were a naughty dog.
If he added another tank above the flushing tank you could collect rainwater in it (rather than pumping water from the well and then carrying it back to refill) and have it emptied back into the primary tank periodically. A longer hose or even some sort of pit or buried septic tank (you'd still have to empty it, but not as often) would provide a better hiding place for the waste. It's a good start, but not far above the prototype phase.
I was thinking about it and I think he could have greatly improved his design with only a few simple changes. For one thing this requires that you refill the tank after each flush and, as previous stated, the output just goes on the ground in front of you... showing you exactly what you have done like you were a naughty dog.
If he added another tank above the flushing tank you could collect rainwater in it (rather than pumping water from the well and then carrying it back to refill) and have it emptied back into the primary tank periodically. A longer hose or even some sort of pit or buried septic tank (you'd still have to empty it, but not as often) would provide a better hiding place for the waste. It's a good start, but not far above the prototype phase.
mawk
+1 -0
you would do very well in 17th-century wales.
you would do very well in 17th-century wales.
belgand
+0 -0
Would, will, or have done?
Would, will, or have done?
mawk
+1 -0
I stand by my choice. the 17th century's gotta happen again some day.
I stand by my choice. the 17th century's gotta happen again some day.
handheld
+0 -0
Little Nephew just invented a toilet in olden times. What did you do today?
Little Nephew just invented a toilet in olden times. What did you do today?
belgand
+0 -0
Got my bone on... twice .
Got my bone on... twice .
westsider8
+12 -0
Invention #3 = De-Odorant
Hide the smell of the body with this fine concoction.
Invention #4 = The "Zipper"
Fumble no longer with buttons, hooks, or eyes. Remove one's own clothes or those of your spoufe with all alacrity.
Invention #5 = Mirror of the "Rear View"
Wonder what carriage cometh up behind no longer with this marvel of the ages.
Invention #3 = De-Odorant
Hide the smell of the body with this fine concoction.
Invention #4 = The "Zipper"
Fumble no longer with buttons, hooks, or eyes. Remove one's own clothes or those of your spoufe with all alacrity.
Invention #5 = Mirror of the "Rear View"
Wonder what carriage cometh up behind no longer with this marvel of the ages.
usversusthem
+5 -0
You had me at 'spoufe.'
You had me at 'spoufe.'
kickstart
+0 -0
"Clergy in the 1920s and 1930s described zippers as allowing one to take one's clothes off too quickly, thus hastening illicit sexual activity. Clothing with zippers was seen as inappropriate to be worn by women because of this belief, and was not fully adopted until the late 1950s."
[citation needed] of course, but still funny.
"Clergy in the 1920s and 1930s described zippers as allowing one to take one's clothes off too quickly, thus hastening illicit sexual activity. Clothing with zippers was seen as inappropriate to be worn by women because of this belief, and was not fully adopted until the late 1950s."
[citation needed] of course, but still funny.
belgand
+0 -0
Yet I find zippers to take far too long. Skirts are where it is at.
Yet I find zippers to take far too long. Skirts are where it is at.
tekende
+1 -0
belgand just can't wait to get under there and lick that pussy.
belgand just can't wait to get under there and lick that pussy.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
DAT pussy.
DAT pussy.
hedonismbot
+2 -0
Des' puffies?
Des' puffies?
gumfish
+0 -0
...These knives?
...These knives?
steev_dayv
+0 -0
OH NO!
OH NO!
saint
+0 -0
THESE KNIVES
THESE KNIVES
johnmatrix
+0 -0
DEEZ NUTS
Wait, I don't want to replace "pussy" with "nuts". Never mind.
DEEZ NUTS
Wait, I don't want to replace "pussy" with "nuts". Never mind.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
yeah, dude. i totally have read about, or heard of old-timey dudes referring to zippered pants as "fornicatin' pants".
yeah, dude. i totally have read about, or heard of old-timey dudes referring to zippered pants as "fornicatin' pants".
jonno
+1 -0
I am wondering if I am not the only one who mentally pronounces them as f.
I am wondering if I am not the only one who mentally pronounces them as f.
deusoma
+0 -0
I totally do that, if for no other reason than I find it funny.
I totally do that, if for no other reason than I find it funny.
king_duncan
+1 -1
I sind it sunny alfo.
I sind it sunny alfo.
falseprophet
+0 -0
alacrity is basically the most old timey of all words
alacrity is basically the most old timey of all words
charge
+1 -0
LN is finally starting to rediscover some of his wicked sack from days yonder. Good show.
LN is finally starting to rediscover some of his wicked sack from days yonder. Good show.
aperson
+1 -0
Mr Sanders is gonna shit outside on Saturday for your delectation and edutainment. Bring the kids!
Mr Sanders is gonna shit outside on Saturday for your delectation and edutainment. Bring the kids!
wolfensti
+3 -0
Once in a lifetime, we may have the opportunity to see one of the grandest, most beautiful spectacle of our time . See with your own eyes the triumph of human race. A marvel of the world never seen outside this very place is for the first time shown to the fair people of this blessed region. Do not miss the chance to behold the most perfect, noble and powerfull example of simple form and unfathomable reach.
Once in a lifetime, we may have the opportunity to see one of the grandest, most beautiful spectacle of our time . See with your own eyes the triumph of human race. A marvel of the world never seen outside this very place is for the first time shown to the fair people of this blessed region. Do not miss the chance to behold the most perfect, noble and powerfull example of simple form and unfathomable reach.
aperson
+2 -1
It was 400 years ago today
Mr Sanders taught the Welsh to poop
It was 400 years ago today
Mr Sanders taught the Welsh to poop
aperson
+8 -2
I don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought that you might like to know,
Mr Sanders' gonna drop a log,
And he wants you all to sing alo<n>g.
I don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought that you might like to know,
Mr Sanders' gonna drop a log,
And he wants you all to sing alo<n>g.
aperson
+1 -0
(Everybody had colds in 17th century Wales - hence the rhyme in the last line)
(Everybody had colds in 17th century Wales - hence the rhyme in the last line)
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Also they were Welsh.
Also they were Welsh.
fancypants
+0 -0
what have you done
what have you done
nice-on-water
+28 -1
So let me introduce to you
The device you been wanting for yeeeears
Mr. Sanders' Excreta Collection Caaaaaaan
Cheers
LIIIITTTTLLEE NEEEPHEEWWWW
[i]What would you think if I shat in a bowl
Would you think it quite rude of me?
Lend me your ass and I'll show you this thing
So you don't have to sleep where you pee
When I get older, losing my continence
Many years from now
Will you still want me to shit in the bowl...
It's getting wetter all the tiiiime
I used to get mad at my stool (Oh I can't complain)
The bowl-by-the-bed thing was cruel (Oh I can't complain)
Making it smell (Ah-oh)
Bedroom's like hell (Ah-oh)
Bowl-shittin's such a bad ruuuu-hule
Wednesday morning at fiiiive o'clock as my flow begins...
We were talking
About the stench between our beds...
I'm fixing a hole where the poop goes in
And stops my room from stinking
Where it will gooooooo-oo
DOOT DOOT DOOT DA DA
I'm filling my crack with a bunch of tissue
That helps my ass from itching
Where it will gooooo-ooo
DOOT DOOT DOOT DA DA
So let me introduce to you
The device you been wanting for yeeeears
Mr. Sanders' Excreta Collection Caaaaaaan
Cheers
LIIIITTTTLLEE NEEEPHEEWWWW
[i]What would you think if I shat in a bowl
Would you think it quite rude of me?
Lend me your ass and I'll show you this thing
So you don't have to sleep where you pee
When I get older, losing my continence
Many years from now
Will you still want me to shit in the bowl...
It's getting wetter all the tiiiime
I used to get mad at my stool (Oh I can't complain)
The bowl-by-the-bed thing was cruel (Oh I can't complain)
Making it smell (Ah-oh)
Bedroom's like hell (Ah-oh)
Bowl-shittin's such a bad ruuuu-hule
Wednesday morning at fiiiive o'clock as my flow begins...
We were talking
About the stench between our beds...
I'm fixing a hole where the poop goes in
And stops my room from stinking
Where it will gooooooo-oo
DOOT DOOT DOOT DA DA
I'm filling my crack with a bunch of tissue
That helps my ass from itching
Where it will gooooo-ooo
DOOT DOOT DOOT DA DA
nice-on-water
+3 -1
Also [/i]
Also [/i]
wolfensti
+0 -0
For some reason is sounded like robin hood in my head
For some reason is sounded like robin hood in my head
nice-on-water
+0 -1
Beatles played by minstrels. I like it, I like it!
Beatles played by minstrels. I like it, I like it!
rowboat
+8 -0
[IMGS OFF]
Not cool.
[IMGS OFF]
Not cool.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
A minstrel was a medieval European bard who performed songs whose lyrics told stories about distant places or about real or imaginary historical events.
For the 19th century American form of music and performance known as minstrelsy, see minstrel show.
A minstrel was a medieval European bard who performed songs whose lyrics told stories about distant places or about real or imaginary historical events.
For the 19th century American form of music and performance known as minstrelsy, see minstrel show.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
DAMNED be your pun!
DAMNED be your pun!
rowboat
+0 -0
Whoa, whoa....is it that time of the month, man?
Whoa, whoa....is it that time of the month, man?
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Getting there.
Getting there.
tekende
+0 -0
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
tekende
+2 -0
Should your bedside bowl appear too small
The toilet now can take it all
Cos I'm the scatman, yeah I'm the scatman
There's a place
Where I can go
When I'm gonna blow
When I need the loo
Should your bedside bowl appear too small
The toilet now can take it all
Cos I'm the scatman, yeah I'm the scatman
There's a place
Where I can go
When I'm gonna blow
When I need the loo
smilebuddha
+0 -0
I'd compose something like "Norwegian (Morning) Wood" but today the words escape me.
I'd compose something like "Norwegian (Morning) Wood" but today the words escape me.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Once I had a dream, or should I say, it once had me...
Once I had a dream, or should I say, it once had me...
srikamaraja
+6 -0
Being for the Benefit of Sanders' Shite?
Being for the Benefit of Sanders' Shite?
rowboat
+0 -0
Chubbied for English.
Chubbied for English.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Good thing they did not see i was talking about Iowerth junk...
Good thing they did not see i was talking about Iowerth junk...
keir
+0 -1
Little Nephew is like Biff from Back to the Future
Little Nephew is like Biff from Back to the Future
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Poor Doc/ Molly's dad.
Poor Doc/ Molly's dad.
hamscout
+0 -0
Mrs. Sanders all: You want your titf back? Well, you're gonna get 'em!
Mrs. Sanders all: You want your titf back? Well, you're gonna get 'em!
rumblefish
+4 -0
I guess I'm pretty confused right now.
Did Molly's family travel through time to attend her wedding? I assumed they were visiting from Beyond the Grave in which case either there's a separate afterlife for the 17th Century Welsh or all the other dead people are dicks and didn't tell them about underwear and plumbing.
I guess I'm pretty confused right now.
Did Molly's family travel through time to attend her wedding? I assumed they were visiting from Beyond the Grave in which case either there's a separate afterlife for the 17th Century Welsh or all the other dead people are dicks and didn't tell them about underwear and plumbing.
guikey
+0 -0
I was initially fairly confused about this situation, too (half expecting some sort of craplicious Spider-Man: Chapter One style retcon). But now that you mention it, some sort of permanent-temporal afterlife would kinda make sense: old people get hell of belligerent and cranky when they don't understand what's going on around them. Such would only be exaggerated with the constant and perpetual advent of new technology.
I was initially fairly confused about this situation, too (half expecting some sort of craplicious Spider-Man: Chapter One style retcon). But now that you mention it, some sort of permanent-temporal afterlife would kinda make sense: old people get hell of belligerent and cranky when they don't understand what's going on around them. Such would only be exaggerated with the constant and perpetual advent of new technology.
gormster
+0 -0
But if Charley can modify it, why hasn't some intrepid young inventor created some new shit yet? And where do you draw the temporal line? If a husband dies fifty years after his wife, will he ever see her again? Et cetera, et cetera.
But if Charley can modify it, why hasn't some intrepid young inventor created some new shit yet? And where do you draw the temporal line? If a husband dies fifty years after his wife, will he ever see her again? Et cetera, et cetera.
guikey
+0 -0
Perhaps we're dealing with something akin to quantum immortality, then? So LN was simply shuffled to an alternate universe wherein whatever is happening here is happening?
Perhaps we're dealing with something akin to quantum immortality, then? So LN was simply shuffled to an alternate universe wherein whatever is happening here is happening?
tekende
+1 -0
How about you all just ignore it and enjoy the story? You're kind of ruining this for me.
How about you all just ignore it and enjoy the story? You're kind of ruining this for me.
rowboat
+1 -0
It was the afterlife and now it's time travel. That's it. Hush your big words.
It was the afterlife and now it's time travel. That's it. Hush your big words.
fermatprime
+5 -0
Dude, don't spoil it all! Some of us haven't even finished season 4 yet!
Dude, don't spoil it all! Some of us haven't even finished season 4 yet!
rowboat
+0 -1
Halfway through season five and still no sightings of Kate's tits (in case you're like me a that's the only reason you're still watching).
Halfway through season five and still no sightings of Kate's tits (in case you're like me a that's the only reason you're still watching).
woodjay
+0 -0
i'd rather she were mauled by either polar bears, or Ezra J Sharkington. Her job on the show is to be dumb and bitchy. Kate doesn't even fill a dramatic role anymore, Sawyer has moved on to better things.
i'd rather she were mauled by either polar bears, or Ezra J Sharkington. Her job on the show is to be dumb and bitchy. Kate doesn't even fill a dramatic role anymore, Sawyer has moved on to better things.
steev_dayv
+12 -1
Each week, J.J. Abrams walks out of a closet with his dick poorly disguised as something irrelevant. He forces it down your throat and asks you to gargle. You comply, rolling his putrid semen over your tongue. After he has finished with you, he looks at you as though you were less than nothing. He doesn't call the next morning, but you look forward to next week when he face fucks you again. This is Lost.
Each week, J.J. Abrams walks out of a closet with his dick poorly disguised as something irrelevant. He forces it down your throat and asks you to gargle. You comply, rolling his putrid semen over your tongue. After he has finished with you, he looks at you as though you were less than nothing. He doesn't call the next morning, but you look forward to next week when he face fucks you again. This is Lost.
biznart
+0 -0
It was my understanding he's no long involved with the show in a creative capacity. A metaphor involving Cuse, Lindelof, and the gimp suit from Pulp Fiction would have been more fitting...if I agreed with you.
I do not because Lost is rad.
It was my understanding he's no long involved with the show in a creative capacity. A metaphor involving Cuse, Lindelof, and the gimp suit from Pulp Fiction would have been more fitting...if I agreed with you.
I do not because Lost is rad.
capslock_annliv
+0 -0
Even though I still like Lost... the idea and imagery of this post is just too disturbingly amazing not to chubby. Bravo, man.
Even though I still like Lost... the idea and imagery of this post is just too disturbingly amazing not to chubby. Bravo, man.
lordparadise
+0 -0
Sorry but Lost is TV-14 network television and also awesome.
Sorry but Lost is TV-14 network television and also awesome.
rowboat
+1 -0
You lamed me not for making racist caricatures of a famous pop band, but for wanting to see an attractive woman's tits.
Priorities, son. Reevaluate 'em.
You lamed me not for making racist caricatures of a famous pop band, but for wanting to see an attractive woman's tits.
Priorities, son. Reevaluate 'em.
belgand
+0 -0
I do not see how Kate is supposedly attractive and have little desire to see her tits. I would be hard pressed to find a single woman on that show who I would particularly enjoy seeing topless.
I do not see how Kate is supposedly attractive and have little desire to see her tits. I would be hard pressed to find a single woman on that show who I would particularly enjoy seeing topless.
smilebuddha
+0 -0
My DiSaGrEeMeNt BoX could not want to kick your butt any more than it does now at this point.
My DiSaGrEeMeNt BoX could not want to kick your butt any more than it does now at this point.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
What about that girl who was in Brick.
What about that girl who was in Brick.
belgand
+0 -0
Maybe before the baby (which, now that I think about it makes no damn sense since she wasn't really pregnant, but somehow I just think "totally ruined tits" regardless... even she's just pretending that they're wrecked), but not while she was pregnant so it's kind of gotta be in a flashback. I guess I could be OK with it, but I'm not holding my breath in anticipation. This is basically my general feeling for all of them. I'm not going to be horrified by any and I don't begrudge anyone else who wants to see any of them, but none of them are making my Meg White list.
Maybe before the baby (which, now that I think about it makes no damn sense since she wasn't really pregnant, but somehow I just think "totally ruined tits" regardless... even she's just pretending that they're wrecked), but not while she was pregnant so it's kind of gotta be in a flashback. I guess I could be OK with it, but I'm not holding my breath in anticipation. This is basically my general feeling for all of them. I'm not going to be horrified by any and I don't begrudge anyone else who wants to see any of them, but none of them are making my Meg White list.
king_duncan
+0 -0
Are there married women on the show you would enjoy seeing topless?
Are there married women on the show you would enjoy seeing topless?
granularsilica
+0 -0
Personally, there is not a woman alive whose tits I would not like to see, just out of curiosity if for no other reason. I mean, how many tits do we really get to see? And those are all, well, perfect because they were cast for a movie. I want to see regular ones, too.
Personally, there is not a woman alive whose tits I would not like to see, just out of curiosity if for no other reason. I mean, how many tits do we really get to see? And those are all, well, perfect because they were cast for a movie. I want to see regular ones, too.
belgand
+1 -0
You don't want to see Lucy's tits?
You don't want to see Lucy's tits?
tothevictor10
+0 -0
i, unlike usually, am gonna go out on a limb in the hope you are in fact making a reference to the incredible American Gods by Neil Gaiman. if not i apologize. if so , good stuff.
i, unlike usually, am gonna go out on a limb in the hope you are in fact making a reference to the incredible American Gods by Neil Gaiman. if not i apologize. if so , good stuff.
belgand
+0 -0
You have also gladdened me that someone got the reference. I worry sometimes when I try to rock a literary reference here, even a Neil Gaiman one.
You have also gladdened me that someone got the reference. I worry sometimes when I try to rock a literary reference here, even a Neil Gaiman one.
tothevictor10
+0 -0
met the dude last week, he was incredible. he did a talk thing at a local college and signed a whole bunch of books. i now have four things signed by him. and i say always go for the refrence, because the joy i get from someone getting an obscure refrence is like no other joy. which is probably bad...
met the dude last week, he was incredible. he did a talk thing at a local college and signed a whole bunch of books. i now have four things signed by him. and i say always go for the refrence, because the joy i get from someone getting an obscure refrence is like no other joy. which is probably bad...
talix18
+1 -0
Happily, Sawyer does on occasion take his shirt off.
Happily, Sawyer does on occasion take his shirt off.
rowboat
+0 -0
What're you, gay?
What're you, gay?
wolfensti
+0 -0
Or Greek ?
Or Greek ?
talix18
+0 -0
If I were gay, I would also be waiting for Kate to show her tits. (Actually, I do find women incredibly hot, but generally darker and curvier than EL.)
If I were gay, I would also be waiting for Kate to show her tits. (Actually, I do find women incredibly hot, but generally darker and curvier than EL.)
rowboat
+0 -0
Jus joshin'. How ya been?
Jus joshin'. How ya been?
talix18
+0 -0
Just Josh in'? I see what you (probably didn't even realize you) did there.
Just Josh in'? I see what you (probably didn't even realize you) did there.
rowboat
+1 -0
If I had realized what I was doing there before I did it there I'd probably be rich or smart or something.
If I had realized what I was doing there before I did it there I'd probably be rich or smart or something.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
A thread of comments can ruin a comic for you? Really.
A thread of comments can ruin a comic for you? Really.
tekende
+0 -0
Well, I wasn't really thinking about the mechanics of the whole thing until they brought it up.
Well, I wasn't really thinking about the mechanics of the whole thing until they brought it up.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
i've thought about them and never came to a conclusion i really liked so i gave up. happiest fifteen minutes of my life, so far.
i've thought about them and never came to a conclusion i really liked so i gave up. happiest fifteen minutes of my life, so far.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Quit ruining it for tekende with your dang literalism. It's like you're taking a big crap all over the storyline.
(God knows Charlie already put Thomas Crapper out of business, plus cost him a knighthood.)
Quit ruining it for tekende with your dang literalism. It's like you're taking a big crap all over the storyline.
(God knows Charlie already put Thomas Crapper out of business, plus cost him a knighthood.)
granularsilica
+0 -0
Crapper could still improve on the design, and it's a myth that his name formed the basis for "taking a crap."
Crapper could still improve on the design, and it's a myth that his name formed the basis for "taking a crap."
fermatprime
+0 -0
Also how would that explain Molly and Roast Beef meeting in heaven.
Also how would that explain Molly and Roast Beef meeting in heaven.
lordparadise
+1 -0
All of this makes sense for the same reason whereby the Underground exists because of the Achewater, but there's an Underground in such as Wales and China.
(It is because of theism. )
All of this makes sense for the same reason whereby the Underground exists because of the Achewater, but there's an Underground in such as Wales and China.
(It is because of theism. )
wic
+1 -0
These people had a time machine but yet no toilet. This boggles my mind.
What LN should invent is "Babes for nerds" service. Busty fine maids for socially awkward boys to take on prom dances. For an extra fee the babe will tell you what you supposedly did during the night after the party; something to tell your other nerd friends to make them blush and stutter.
Of course nothing really happened because these are decent ladies coming from fine families.
These people had a time machine but yet no toilet. This boggles my mind.
What LN should invent is "Babes for nerds" service. Busty fine maids for socially awkward boys to take on prom dances. For an extra fee the babe will tell you what you supposedly did during the night after the party; something to tell your other nerd friends to make them blush and stutter.
Of course nothing really happened because these are decent ladies coming from fine families.
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Not a time machine. It seems to be some kind of ghostly portal. Perhaps a WRINKLE in TIME, if you will.
SWIIINE FLUUU!
Not a time machine. It seems to be some kind of ghostly portal. Perhaps a WRINKLE in TIME, if you will.
SWIIINE FLUUU!
deafwhisperer
+1 -0
Oh the pride of using the handle
Oh the pride of using the handle
rotating-dog
+3 -0
Oh how the rip of the paper pleases!
Oh how the rip of the paper pleases!
smilebuddha
+1 -0
Ooh la la! Ooh la LA LAAA!
Ooh la la! Ooh la LA LAAA!
nice-on-water
+0 -0
OOH THESE HANDLES
OOH THESE HANDLES
tekende
+0 -1
These LOOOOOOVE HANDLES
The love handles are little rolls of fat that we can hold on to-oo-oo, yeah
Love handles baby, Love handles bay-bee.
Love handles, baby Love handles, Love handles, baby Love handles!
These LOOOOOOVE HANDLES
The love handles are little rolls of fat that we can hold on to-oo-oo, yeah
Love handles baby, Love handles bay-bee.
Love handles, baby Love handles, Love handles, baby Love handles!
tekende
+0 -0
I deserve that lame.
I deserve that lame.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Wasn't me.
Wasn't me.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
The shithandle?
The shithandle?
mg7810
+1 -0
I have to say, I love the offense Iorwerth takes in Panel 5. It doesn't matter what era of history you're in, somehow it's intrinsically and secretly admitted that pooping in a bowl in the room you sleep in is straight bodankey.
I have to say, I love the offense Iorwerth takes in Panel 5. It doesn't matter what era of history you're in, somehow it's intrinsically and secretly admitted that pooping in a bowl in the room you sleep in is straight bodankey.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Not to mention the Romans had indoor plumbing 1600 years earlier, and the Egyptians before them.
Fine hats & bedroom shitbowls == THE DARK AGES.
Not to mention the Romans had indoor plumbing 1600 years earlier, and the Egyptians before them.
Fine hats & bedroom shitbowls == THE DARK AGES.
rumblefish
+0 -0
If the Romans hadn't stomped noisily into Wales and killed all their druids the Welsh wouldn't have had to stubbornly refuse to introduce indoor plumbing for centuries as a show of solidarity.
If the Romans hadn't stomped noisily into Wales and killed all their druids the Welsh wouldn't have had to stubbornly refuse to introduce indoor plumbing for centuries as a show of solidarity.
missbee
+0 -0
So LN has the power to make things appropriate for those other than Italian homosexuals? That's not an Invention, but it sure is an Ability.
So LN has the power to make things appropriate for those other than Italian homosexuals? That's not an Invention, but it sure is an Ability.
aperson
+0 -0
I just noticed that Charlie has also invented and fabricated a perforated-sheet toilet roll of apparent high quality.
I just noticed that Charlie has also invented and fabricated a perforated-sheet toilet roll of apparent high quality.
bill4935
+2 -0
It looks to me like a roll of linen that just has lines painted on it. Remove cloth from the roll with your belt-knife, as any fool can plainly see.
It looks to me like a roll of linen that just has lines painted on it. Remove cloth from the roll with your belt-knife, as any fool can plainly see.
akadriver
+0 -0
There is truly something about bras in dark colors that transcends the ages.
There is truly something about bras in dark colors that transcends the ages.
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
A comment left by gladi8orrex was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Spoon, srikamaraja, InspectorGadget, bassguitarbill, spicyponyhead)
A comment left by gladi8orrex was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Spoon, srikamaraja, InspectorGadget, bassguitarbill, spicyponyhead)
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
A comment left by gladi8orrex was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Spoon, InspectorGadget, bassguitarbill)
A comment left by gladi8orrex was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Spoon, InspectorGadget, bassguitarbill)
falseprophet
+1 -0
Quote:
Yes, you are.
Quote:
sush a goddamn shame
Yes, you are.
gladi8orrex
+0 -1
lol y u say dat n2 ur mirror dun b so hod on urself (lol, toast any1?)
lol y u say dat n2 ur mirror dun b so hod on urself (lol, toast any1?)
drivewhere
+0 -0
Gladi you bastard I called that number you gave me and they have never heard of any wizard>
>347-394-6581 asp 4 wizard.
Gladi you bastard I called that number you gave me and they have never heard of any wizard>
>347-394-6581 asp 4 wizard.
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
they scren my calls guess skinz herd sumfink abot u e din like
is judmint hab sabed ma libe mo den onces
they scren my calls guess skinz herd sumfink abot u e din like
is judmint hab sabed ma libe mo den onces
drivewhere
+0 -0
urBn?FLp but that's okay.
i srh fer gladi8orrrrex on de tube and I finds onlys one resu. is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tqOgAIg0gAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tqOgAIg0gAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tqOgAIg0gA
urBn?FLp but that's okay.
i srh fer gladi8orrrrex on de tube and I finds onlys one resu. is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tqOgAIg0gAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tqOgAIg0gAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tqOgAIg0gA
tekende
+0 -0
This song is Flight of the Conchords-worthy.
This song is Flight of the Conchords-worthy.
fermatprime
+0 -0
Quote:
You are now hearing this song set to "La donna e mobile."
At least, I am.
Quote:
they is verdi beautful
You are now hearing this song set to "La donna e mobile."
At least, I am.
mercuri0us
+2 -0
Not draw them, just... want to draw them.
Not draw them, just... want to draw them.
tekende
+0 -0
Huh?
Huh?
tekende
+0 -0
Oh, the alt-text. heh.
Oh, the alt-text. heh.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Find a need and fill it, that's my motto.
Find a need and fill it, that's my motto.
rowboat
+0 -0
Nasty!
Nasty!
smilebuddha
+5 -0
[IMGS OFF]
And so, the voyages of the H.M.S. American Standard passed into history.
No one knew the great adventures they'd find, what seas they'd sail with their great and sturdy porcelain growler, to find a new life in the New World.
NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE: Little Nephew invents the bidet with a Diesel engine, automatic transmission and racing tachometer. Hilarity ensues!
[IMGS OFF]
And so, the voyages of the H.M.S. American Standard passed into history.
No one knew the great adventures they'd find, what seas they'd sail with their great and sturdy porcelain growler, to find a new life in the New World.
NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE: Little Nephew invents the bidet with a Diesel engine, automatic transmission and racing tachometer. Hilarity ensues!
wolfensti
+0 -0
Nothing can be hilarious about a bidet. 2nd laws of mechanic.
Nothing can be hilarious about a bidet. 2nd laws of mechanic.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Newton was like "It cannot please man's Humours and never shall by the irrefutable Lawes of the Universe."
Newton was like "It cannot please man's Humours and never shall by the irrefutable Lawes of the Universe."
fancypants
+0 -0
havent you ever seen a bidet? it has to be hilarious
it shoots water up your butt
havent you ever seen a bidet? it has to be hilarious
it shoots water up your butt
wolfensti
+0 -0
Getting water shoved up my butt clearly is not something i would appreciate
Getting water shoved up my butt clearly is not something i would appreciate
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
It's not like ice cubes from a firehose, man, it's a warm stream. Like f-f-frikken poetry.
I've heard it's quite okay.
It's not like ice cubes from a firehose, man, it's a warm stream. Like f-f-frikken poetry.
I've heard it's quite okay.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Looks much more like you like to have warm water dripping from your butt.
I still think your rad
Looks much more like you like to have warm water dripping from your butt.
I still think your rad
steev_dayv
+0 -0
Dude...it is so clean ! I prefer a bidet to TP.
Dude...it is so clean ! I prefer a bidet to TP.
biznart
+2 -0
Plus a bidet is only as mean as the dude using it.
Plus a bidet is only as mean as the dude using it.
scorpio_nadir
+3 -0
Okay, there's a Chicago telco guy online who sells all kinds of equipment, he also has some add-on bidets. I have to admit I'm interested.
Okay, storytime for you wolfensti- I've told it before I'm sure.
It was 39 years ago, not today, Jimi Hendrix came to town to play. He stayed between shows at the apartment of a friend of mine, a freelance writer for rolling stone, etc.
These apartments were built cheap, hurry-up, shotgun style. Plumbing lines were reversed hot and cold in bathrooms and no one knew at the time.
Hendrix goes in the bathroom, my friend hears all kind of pill shenanigan noise.(thin walls)
He says Hendrix then took a big dump, got a big splashie. The water in the toilet was all nice and warm, and Jimi liked this. Like, "Groovy, man."
He goes back to N.Y., he has the hot water run to the toilet in his apartment to get that same effect.
Okay, there's a Chicago telco guy online who sells all kinds of equipment, he also has some add-on bidets. I have to admit I'm interested.
Okay, storytime for you wolfensti- I've told it before I'm sure.
It was 39 years ago, not today, Jimi Hendrix came to town to play. He stayed between shows at the apartment of a friend of mine, a freelance writer for rolling stone, etc.
These apartments were built cheap, hurry-up, shotgun style. Plumbing lines were reversed hot and cold in bathrooms and no one knew at the time.
Hendrix goes in the bathroom, my friend hears all kind of pill shenanigan noise.(thin walls)
He says Hendrix then took a big dump, got a big splashie. The water in the toilet was all nice and warm, and Jimi liked this. Like, "Groovy, man."
He goes back to N.Y., he has the hot water run to the toilet in his apartment to get that same effect.
echidnaboy
+1 -0
This is probably the best story involving Jimi Hendrix and plumbing I have ever read.
This is probably the best story involving Jimi Hendrix and plumbing I have ever read.
tekende
+0 -0
This is probably thebest only story involving Jimi Hendrix and plumbing I have ever read.
This is probably the
belgand
+0 -0
The other stories, at least those I am familiar with, are generally regarding his prodigious ability to lay pipe.
The other stories, at least those I am familiar with, are generally regarding his prodigious ability to lay pipe.
aperson
+1 -0
Hilarity, and scrotal tearing.
Hilarity, and scrotal tearing.
ethelthefrog
+0 -0
Chubby for "scrotal tearing".
Chubby for "scrotal tearing".
i_love_kate
+0 -0
This is becoming the tagline for my first film.
This is becoming the tagline for my first film.
wolfensti
+1 -0
Please don't invite me to the first screening, thank you
Please don't invite me to the first screening, thank you
wolfensti
+0 -0
Also i would like to see what you would put on the poster.
Also i would like to see what you would put on the poster.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
A torn scrotum.
A torn scrotum.
rumblefish
+0 -0
Do we really need another torn scrotum movie?
Hollywood is such a creative wasteland.
Do we really need another torn scrotum movie?
Hollywood is such a creative wasteland.
wolfensti
+0 -0
True. Mr Fish. We need some more creativity. Why not a optical illusion of 2 children playing and a torn scrotum ?
Why not a magic eye picture. You look closely, cross your eyes and then BAM , torn scrotum
True. Mr Fish. We need some more creativity. Why not a optical illusion of 2 children playing and a torn scrotum ?
Why not a magic eye picture. You look closely, cross your eyes and then BAM , torn scrotum
aperson
+2 -0
I was thinking just Matthew McConnaghey in a scarf. It's a rom-com.
I was thinking just Matthew McConnaghey in a scarf. It's a rom-com.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Can I tear his scrotum?
Can I tear his scrotum?
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
But...but...wouldn't a chubby make it worse ?
But...but...wouldn't a chubby make it worse ?
stonecrab
+0 -0
Damn, ran out of chubbies (too friendly!)...
Damn, ran out of chubbies (too friendly!)...
theirateturk
+0 -0
Why is LN stuck in a time warp anyway?
Why is LN stuck in a time warp anyway?
wolfensti
+1 -0
He stopped a bullet with is cardiac system
He stopped a bullet with is cardiac system
jaldor
+0 -0
I think he got shot with a blunderbuss, so chances are it was like nails and rocks and small shells, not a bullet.
I think he got shot with a blunderbuss, so chances are it was like nails and rocks and small shells, not a bullet.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Then he stopped one or several fast moving object with is heart
Then he stopped one or several fast moving object with is heart
wolfensti
+0 -0
Bonnet blanc blanc bonnet
Bonnet blanc blanc bonnet
rowboat
+0 -0
Look out jaldor! I think he's usin' some a that Es-kee-mo voodoo on ya.
Look out jaldor! I think he's usin' some a that Es-kee-mo voodoo on ya.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Look, that's not voodoo. I just club seal for the squishy sound. Makes me giggle.
Look, that's not voodoo. I just club seal for the squishy sound. Makes me giggle.
theirateturk
+1 -0
LINK TO THE AFOREMENTIONED COMIC, YOU FUCKING JERK
LINK TO THE AFOREMENTIONED COMIC, YOU FUCKING JERK
wolfensti
+0 -0
Not if you stay continue using this intonation.
Not if you stay continue using this intonation.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Well that's a textbook exemple why fusing two sentence together without looking is a dumb idea gramatically
Well that's a textbook exemple why fusing two sentence together without looking is a dumb idea gramatically
theirateturk
+0 -1
FUCK, yOU
FUCK, yOU
dasilodavi
+0 -0
Well I'll be damned. A Little Nephew strip that I'm giving a five.
Well I'll be damned. A Little Nephew strip that I'm giving a five.
westsider8
+0 -0
LN strips make me mad rutty. And I like to wear crown after reading them.
LN strips make me mad rutty. And I like to wear crown after reading them.
biznart
+0 -0
Japan Man and the Burger King message board/chat room are worthy of 10s (on a 5-point scale).
Japan Man and the Burger King message board/chat room are worthy of 10s (on a 5-point scale).
nice-on-water
+1 -0
"I hav had whoper" made that a 10. That whole arc is probably in my top 3 of all arcs in a webcomic about cats.
"I hav had whoper" made that a 10. That whole arc is probably in my top 3 of all arcs in a webcomic about cats.
kickstart
+0 -0
Onstad obeys the comedy rule of three. Also, no more old Welsh legs, pls.
Onstad obeys the comedy rule of three. Also, no more old Welsh legs, pls.
inspectorgadget
+0 -0
This is a promising arc.
This is a promising arc.
biznart
+0 -0
Dude, you never put your ass where your mouth is.
Dude, you never put your ass where your mouth is.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Wales 1676 is about to learn how.
Wales 1676 is about to learn how.
yorkshiretea
+2 -0
Achewood: Ugly Guys On The Can
Achewood: Ugly Guys On The Can
wolfensti
+0 -0
I can get behing that !
I can get behing that !
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Homey be copping ideas from the future!
Homey be copping ideas from the future!
fancypants
+0 -0
or did he always invent them? is this a timeloop? or is LN merely improving a heaven god invented in 3000 BC and forgot to update?
i would imagine that this type of heaven would be some people's hell. all hitler having to take a perennial shit, nowhere to drop a deuce but into a pot.
or did he always invent them? is this a timeloop? or is LN merely improving a heaven god invented in 3000 BC and forgot to update?
i would imagine that this type of heaven would be some people's hell. all hitler having to take a perennial shit, nowhere to drop a deuce but into a pot.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Better than the pineapple thing from Little Nicky.
Better than the pineapple thing from Little Nicky.
fancypants
+0 -0
his shit is in the shape of a pineapple, spines first
his shit is in the shape of a pineapple, spines first
nice-on-water
+1 -0
:(
:(
fancypants
+0 -0
D:
D:
ngazin
+0 -0
Is Little Nephew in the afterlife or the past?
Is Little Nephew in the afterlife or the past?
deafwhisperer
+3 -0
Current exegesis effort seems to indicate that the agreement* is that Little Nephew is in the Afterpast.
*there doesn't seem to be agreement.
Current exegesis effort seems to indicate that the agreement* is that Little Nephew is in the Afterpast.
*there doesn't seem to be agreement.
steev_dayv
+0 -0
Here is how it happened: Onstad implies that old world farmers may as well exist in the third world.
Here is how it happened: Onstad implies that old world farmers may as well exist in the third world.
drmemory
+0 -0
They say that like being an Italian homofexual is a bad thing.
They say that like being an Italian homofexual is a bad thing.
granularsilica
+0 -0
Many prefer their homos to be Eye-tai.
Many prefer their homos to be Eye-tai.
daidai
+0 -0
The most important part of this strip is to notice that in these times, Italian is pronounced "eye-talian"
The most important part of this strip is to notice that in these times, Italian is pronounced "eye-talian"
kickstart
+0 -0
These times too, among old people in the upper midwest.
These times too, among old people in the upper midwest.
sjb3
+0 -0
Ah dear. I felt certain that Mr Sanders would know not to use the long S before an F, and that the long S should be used initially. What poor grammar the man has.
Ah dear. I felt certain that Mr Sanders would know not to use the long S before an F, and that the long S should be used initially. What poor grammar the man has.
expellens
+0 -0
the interrobang has spoken!
the interrobang has spoken!
liams511
+4 -0
A talent for wanting to draw ugly guys on the toilet.
A talent for wanting to draw ugly guys on the toilet.
wolfensti
+0 -0
He long for it in a particular and possibly magic way
He long for it in a particular and possibly magic way
hedonismbot
+2 -0
Try it sometime. It's very difficult to want to do this. I can want to see this for maybe 5, 7 seconds. I hear Onstar can hold the desire for drawing these things for hours on end, with no colon problems at all.
Try it sometime. It's very difficult to want to do this. I can want to see this for maybe 5, 7 seconds. I hear Onstar can hold the desire for drawing these things for hours on end, with no colon problems at all.
stereo
+0 -0
Say it together with me now... "It was all just a dream"
It explains far more than either the "afterlife" or "traveled to the past". For example, Iorweth is actually nice. I feel he's fulfilling Charley's need for a father figure who approves of him, and is impressed by his works. Eventually he will wake up in whatever dank hospital Ray stashed him in, and experience a moment of soul crushing anguish. But then he will form his dream adventure into an epic tale of one boy's life in the 17th century, and become richer than Ray.
Say it together with me now... "It was all just a dream"
It explains far more than either the "afterlife" or "traveled to the past". For example, Iorweth is actually nice. I feel he's fulfilling Charley's need for a father figure who approves of him, and is impressed by his works. Eventually he will wake up in whatever dank hospital Ray stashed him in, and experience a moment of soul crushing anguish. But then he will form his dream adventure into an epic tale of one boy's life in the 17th century, and become richer than Ray.
westacular
+1 -0
I am excited for someone to invent the nacho.
I am excited for someone to invent the nacho.
kickstart
+1 -0
Kate Beaton chub!
Also for being a cat. Come, we must now go talk to Saul Bellow.
Kate Beaton chub!
Also for being a cat. Come, we must now go talk to Saul Bellow.
saulbellow
+0 -0
The eyes! The eyes!
The eyes! The eyes!
deafwhisperer
+0 -0
What's a "knise" anyway?
What's a "knise" anyway?
aperson
+0 -0
fie on you
fie on you
fancypants
+1 -0
one mu%u222Bt sitte upon the toilette; one mu%u222Bt then effect a mo%u222Bt glorious bowele movement; having thus effected, one mu%u222Bt applie softe linen to the privy partes until clean%u222Bed
one mu%u222Bt sitte upon the toilette; one mu%u222Bt then effect a mo%u222Bt glorious bowele movement; having thus effected, one mu%u222Bt applie softe linen to the privy partes until clean%u222Bed
fancypants
+0 -0
fuck you, assetbar. fuck you til you die
fuck you, assetbar. fuck you til you die
granularsilica
+0 -0
Not so fast, fancypants, it looks fine on my screen.
Not so fast, fancypants, it looks fine on my screen.
tekende
+0 -0
Whoa, mine too. Weird.
Whoa, mine too. Weird.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
thirded.
man, what.
thirded.
man, what.
belgand
+0 -0
Because we have Assetbarista.
Because we have Assetbarista.
deafwhisperer
+0 -0
Affetwhat?
Affetwhat?
deafwhisperer
+0 -0
Oh. I get it. Sorry.
A%u222B%u222Betwhat?
Oh. I get it. Sorry.
A%u222B%u222Betwhat?
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
THESE KNISES!
THESE KNISES!
hamscout
+0 -0
Good fir, I believe you were looking for thefe knivef .
Good fir, I believe you were looking for thefe knivef .
achilleselbow
+2 -0
No, no, NO, you NEVER use the long s at the end of a word or as the second letter of a ligature, GOD.
No, no, NO, you NEVER use the long s at the end of a word or as the second letter of a ligature, GOD.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Hamscout, You are so Arrogant
Hamscout, You are so Arrogant
echidnaboy
+0 -0
ftop making fun of hif fpeech impediment, you guyf
ftop making fun of hif fpeech impediment, you guyf
smilebuddha
+0 -0
The way you roll your 's'es...it sounds like steam escaping.
[IMGS OFF]
The way you roll your 's'es...it sounds like steam escaping.
[IMGS OFF]
wolfensti
+0 -0
Why would onw of these fine gentleman access to a sith lightsaber ?
Why would onw of these fine gentleman access to a sith lightsaber ?
steev_dayv
+0 -0
You wouldn't know...you comic sans...
You wouldn't know...you comic sans...
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
YESSSS! NACHOOOOS!!
YESSSS! NACHOOOOS!!
jaldor
+0 -0
I love how the toilet's, uh, exit pipe just extends five feet in front of the toilet, depositing the sewage into the yard. I guess that's where they'd be emptying their poop bowls anyways, so a step up nonetheless.
I love how the toilet's, uh, exit pipe just extends five feet in front of the toilet, depositing the sewage into the yard. I guess that's where they'd be emptying their poop bowls anyways, so a step up nonetheless.
hatstand_mcq
+0 -0
I didn't really rate this strip very highly. Then I remembered it was set in Wales, so I read through the strip again giving Mr Sanders the exact same voice as Rob Brydon. Then I tried it again with Tom Jones. Then with Maggot off Goldie Lookin Chain.
I didn't really rate this strip very highly. Then I remembered it was set in Wales, so I read through the strip again giving Mr Sanders the exact same voice as Rob Brydon. Then I tried it again with Tom Jones. Then with Maggot off Goldie Lookin Chain.
gladi8orrex
+7 -0
Who here twoks to themselve? *audience laffs* no,no,no not in a crazy ways i jus' mean nermal stuffs like "we gon' hab 2 do dat today, me"
*laftur* lols, YES we hab all done this thing i desbribed is naturals but who among you does so in a conversational way? that is to say, 2 gib xact xamble
"aww shit man, you fucked up but be coo' lets str8 work dis shit out, you know logic " dat is wor' 4 wor' wat i saids *silence* heh, *colar-tug* heh yall don't--yall don't.. *silence*. i comfort myself alot 2 n i afterwords i says "ya, ur right" lik it woz sum1 else not me who *clear throat* i m...
I m lonelys. i twitter with ymself i hab 0 follows yet i put sumfink up eashday dis... dis is deh kinad person i m, i cry at movies, tear ran don' ma face durin' jcdvd's speesh in orig-french i m a mess i m jus' frownin' typin n2 dis box whateber i m finkin
i m a reck right nah tings r not gon' ma way
Who here twoks to themselve? *audience laffs* no,no,no not in a crazy ways i jus' mean nermal stuffs like "we gon' hab 2 do dat today, me"
*laftur* lols, YES we hab all done this thing i desbribed is naturals but who among you does so in a conversational way? that is to say, 2 gib xact xamble
"aww shit man, you fucked up but be coo' lets str8 work dis shit out, you know logic " dat is wor' 4 wor' wat i saids *silence* heh, *colar-tug* heh yall don't--yall don't.. *silence*. i comfort myself alot 2 n i afterwords i says "ya, ur right" lik it woz sum1 else not me who *clear throat* i m...
I m lonelys. i twitter with ymself i hab 0 follows yet i put sumfink up eashday dis... dis is deh kinad person i m, i cry at movies, tear ran don' ma face durin' jcdvd's speesh in orig-french i m a mess i m jus' frownin' typin n2 dis box whateber i m finkin
i m a reck right nah tings r not gon' ma way
gladi8orrex
+1 -0
ON TONIGHTS PROGRAM doo doo doooo dooo doo-da doo-doo doo da-doo!
ON TONIGHTS PROGRAM doo doo doooo dooo doo-da doo-doo doo da-doo!
drivewhere
+0 -0
i cn not find u on the twitar what is your twittar name?
i cn not find u on the twitar what is your twittar name?
rowboat
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I got a little misty at the JCVD monologue, too. That doesn't make you a fuck-up. Twittering to yourself, on the other hand....
I got a little misty at the JCVD monologue, too. That doesn't make you a fuck-up. Twittering to yourself, on the other hand....
drivewhere
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talking to yourself is good Glad. If you didn't talk to yourself then maybe you could say you are a mess. Otherwise, you're just like the rest of us.
talking to yourself is good Glad. If you didn't talk to yourself then maybe you could say you are a mess. Otherwise, you're just like the rest of us.
whuppins
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I think this may be the first time I've actually laughed out loud at alt text.
I think this may be the first time I've actually laughed out loud at alt text.
possums
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Charley really is Ray's blood relative.
Charley really is Ray's blood relative.
dusty
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He actually seems like a pretty cool dad. It's good to see little nephew with a strong, encouraging and principled father figure.
He actually seems like a pretty cool dad. It's good to see little nephew with a strong, encouraging and principled father figure.
cpnglxynchos
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that is only because there is no hot tub or camcorder for Little Nephew to play with.
that is only because there is no hot tub or camcorder for Little Nephew to play with.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
..yet.
..yet.
theguitarhero
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I'm not sure if someone has said this but, as much as I'm glad that Lil' Nephew is back and that Chris is actually acknowledging what happened to him, Lil' Nephew was shot to death, not simply taken back to the past. These things have been invented, and in fact, the Saunders should have marginally come in contact with them at some point when they went to the Wedding.
I guess what I'm saying is, Lil' Nephew went to Welsh Heaven, not the past. He has no need to invent any of these things.
my first post in a while and I bitch about everything. Somethings never change.
I'm not sure if someone has said this but, as much as I'm glad that Lil' Nephew is back and that Chris is actually acknowledging what happened to him, Lil' Nephew was shot to death, not simply taken back to the past. These things have been invented, and in fact, the Saunders should have marginally come in contact with them at some point when they went to the Wedding.
I guess what I'm saying is, Lil' Nephew went to Welsh Heaven, not the past. He has no need to invent any of these things.
my first post in a while and I bitch about everything. Somethings never change.
drivewhere
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The cats wear glasses but they don't have ears to hold the glasses in place. I don't think that Onstad's imagination has to yield a clockwork universe; Imagination doesn't work that way.
The cats wear glasses but they don't have ears to hold the glasses in place. I don't think that Onstad's imagination has to yield a clockwork universe; Imagination doesn't work that way.
sprkfv39
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Welsh Heaven is everything a man could hope for, specifically coal and Newcastle ale. And W as a vowel.
Welsh Heaven is everything a man could hope for, specifically coal and Newcastle ale. And W as a vowel.
dusty
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I found something that actually does that f/s thing.
Check out the mizzen maft
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Warship_diagram_orig.jpg
I found something that actually does that f/s thing.
Check out the mizzen maft
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Warship_diagram_orig.jpg
drivewhere
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_s
dusty
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smart_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smart_ass
mawk
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I feel for the newspaper guys. every time I eat nachos I can't sleep for the questions swirling about my head.
I feel for the newspaper guys. every time I eat nachos I can't sleep for the questions swirling about my head.
achilleselbow
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I'm pretty impressed with little nephew for knowing how our modern inventions work. I don't think I'd know how to build a wheel, much less a toilet. My being from the future would be completely useless to the denizens of the past.
I'm pretty impressed with little nephew for knowing how our modern inventions work. I don't think I'd know how to build a wheel, much less a toilet. My being from the future would be completely useless to the denizens of the past.
falseprophet
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Ha! Nice! I interviewed the guy who does that strip.
Ha! Nice! I interviewed the guy who does that strip.
achilleselbow
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Dude Erfworld is one of my favorite things ever. After I stopped reguarly posting on Assetbar, Erfworld and Order of the Stick were to me what methadone is to a heroin addict.
Dude Erfworld is one of my favorite things ever. After I stopped reguarly posting on Assetbar, Erfworld and Order of the Stick were to me what methadone is to a heroin addict.
scorpio_nadir
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I don't think that's quite an apt comparison, since methadone & its side effects are far worse than heroin.
Or maybe it is exactly what you meant.
I don't think that's quite an apt comparison, since methadone & its side effects are far worse than heroin.
Or maybe it is exactly what you meant.
scorpio_nadir
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Keep in mind that is only based on hearsay evidence from junkies who've used both....and as we all know, junkies are inveterate liars.
Keep in mind that is only based on hearsay evidence from junkies who've used both....and as we all know, junkies are inveterate liars.
plummet
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on comparing erfworld and achewood i do say that his simile is quite accurate
on comparing erfworld and achewood i do say that his simile is quite accurate
drivewhere
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how did the thing with your roommate work out achilleselbow? did he ever get over your reflexive loathing of tard babies?
how did the thing with your roommate work out achilleselbow? did he ever get over your reflexive loathing of tard babies?
achilleselbow
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I don't loathe them, I just wouldn't want to spend my entire life taking care of one. And no, I've decided that he's a self-righteous prick with serious mental issues and a superiority complex, and thus am glad to rid myself of the difficulties involved in being his friend.
I don't loathe them, I just wouldn't want to spend my entire life taking care of one. And no, I've decided that he's a self-righteous prick with serious mental issues and a superiority complex, and thus am glad to rid myself of the difficulties involved in being his friend.
drivewhere
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heh I know I was just kidding about you loathing them. I guess from a practical standpoint maybe they don't accept retarded babies for adoption that much. There can't be a high demand for people who want to adopt them. Maybe you would have to take up heroin to accelerate the paperwork. Or get the mother drunk and have her breast feed in front of the cops who are responding to your domestic disturbance.
I am sorry to hear that you don't get along with your roommate. I thought that everyone in New York was like that? (prick, mental issues, etc) So, what if it's a combination of him being a prick and you being self-centered? Even if he is a prick maybe other people might get along with him better than you? I'm not saying you are self centered, but, you do sound kind of judgmental when you condemn him as a piece of human garbage. If you would like a free evaluation of your mental state let me know.
heh I know I was just kidding about you loathing them. I guess from a practical standpoint maybe they don't accept retarded babies for adoption that much. There can't be a high demand for people who want to adopt them. Maybe you would have to take up heroin to accelerate the paperwork. Or get the mother drunk and have her breast feed in front of the cops who are responding to your domestic disturbance.
I am sorry to hear that you don't get along with your roommate. I thought that everyone in New York was like that? (prick, mental issues, etc) So, what if it's a combination of him being a prick and you being self-centered? Even if he is a prick maybe other people might get along with him better than you? I'm not saying you are self centered, but, you do sound kind of judgmental when you condemn him as a piece of human garbage. If you would like a free evaluation of your mental state let me know.
granularsilica
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Quote:
Yes, we've noticed that.
Quote:
My being from the future would be completely useless to the denizens of the past.
Yes, we've noticed that.
belgand
+0 -0
Rub the pus from cowpox into your own wounds.
Or, better, try this. Take a thin meat broth, boil it thoroughly, add cowpox pus, seal with wax to keep reasonably sterile. You now have, more or less, a functional vaccine for smallpox that is reasonably sterile and in a close approximation of a nutrient broth that you should be able to construct at any point in history where cows are available.
If you sell it as a patent medicine bringing along an attractive milkmaid with fair, clear skin will help you sell your product and provide sex appeal.
Protip: Bone milkmaid.
Rub the pus from cowpox into your own wounds.
Or, better, try this. Take a thin meat broth, boil it thoroughly, add cowpox pus, seal with wax to keep reasonably sterile. You now have, more or less, a functional vaccine for smallpox that is reasonably sterile and in a close approximation of a nutrient broth that you should be able to construct at any point in history where cows are available.
If you sell it as a patent medicine bringing along an attractive milkmaid with fair, clear skin will help you sell your product and provide sex appeal.
Protip: Bone milkmaid.
postblank
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What if Ray truly was from history and LN is only doing what his uncle does a few hundred years earlier? It's like the Butterfly Effect, but with two rude cats instead of Ashton Kutcher and that fat guy. You know, that fat guy.
What if Ray truly was from history and LN is only doing what his uncle does a few hundred years earlier? It's like the Butterfly Effect, but with two rude cats instead of Ashton Kutcher and that fat guy. You know, that fat guy.
falseprophet
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Maybe it turns out that Little Nephew is Ray's uncle .
Maybe it turns out that Little Nephew is Ray's uncle .
wolfensti
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Or possibly .... Cornelius Bear ???
*cue Twilight Zone*
Or possibly .... Cornelius Bear ???
*cue Twilight Zone*
drivewhere
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so assetbar was down earlier. So I run a reverse DNS on assetbar's IP, and it turns out assetbar is using yahoo as a hosting service. yahoo? Who uses yahoo?
so assetbar was down earlier. So I run a reverse DNS on assetbar's IP, and it turns out assetbar is using yahoo as a hosting service. yahoo? Who uses yahoo?
drivewhere
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Whois Result for assetbar.com @ whois.melbourneit.com
Registrant
Name
Cocoluna Inc. dba Assetbar.com
Address
67 mccormick lane
Address
atherton
Address
94027
Address
CA
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UNITED STATES
Domain
Name
assetbar.com
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UpdatedDate
2006-09-15
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2010-09-15
NameServer
yns1.yahoo.com
NameServer
yns2.yahoo.com
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Israel LHeureux
Address
67 mccormick lane
Address
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94027
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UNITED STATES
Email
israell@yahoo.com
Phone
1.650.740.0649
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YahooDomains TechContact
Address
701 First Ave.
Address
Sunnyvale
Address
94089
Address
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Address
UNITED STATES
Email
domain.tech@YAHOO-INC.COM
Phone
1.619.881.3096
Whois Result for assetbar.com @ whois.melbourneit.com
Registrant
Name
Cocoluna Inc. dba Assetbar.com
Address
67 mccormick lane
Address
atherton
Address
94027
Address
CA
Address
UNITED STATES
Domain
Name
assetbar.com
CreatedDate
2006-09-15
UpdatedDate
2006-09-15
ExpiresDate
2010-09-15
NameServer
yns1.yahoo.com
NameServer
yns2.yahoo.com
Status
clientTransferProhibited
AdminContact
Name
Israel LHeureux
Address
67 mccormick lane
Address
atherton
Address
94027
Address
CA
Address
UNITED STATES
israell@yahoo.com
Phone
1.650.740.0649
TechContact
Name
YahooDomains TechContact
Address
701 First Ave.
Address
Sunnyvale
Address
94089
Address
CA
Address
UNITED STATES
domain.tech@YAHOO-INC.COM
Phone
1.619.881.3096
wolfensti
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Thank for the dox. Now to 4chan.
Thank for the dox. Now to 4chan.
plummet
+0 -0
don't you mean /i/
in b4 THERE IS NO /I/
don't you mean /i/
in b4 THERE IS NO /I/
crunky
+0 -0
did not laugh out loud.
did not laugh out loud.
drivewhere
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thanks for sharing
thanks for sharing
mawk
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name me one thing that is not to enjoy about a welsh patriarch taking a dump in the 17th century.
name me one thing that is not to enjoy about a welsh patriarch taking a dump in the 17th century.
wolfensti
+0 -0
He is Welsh
He is Welsh
deus
+0 -0
So were they swedish?
So were they swedish?
dusty
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It's hard to fathom the amount of questions that nachos would raise coming anywhere near matching the amount I would have if they did not exist. For starters I would be like:
WHY GOD!? WHYYYYY!
It's hard to fathom the amount of questions that nachos would raise coming anywhere near matching the amount I would have if they did not exist. For starters I would be like:
WHY GOD!? WHYYYYY!
shillyshally
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not be Mr. Nitpicky or anything but how the hell do video games fit into this time period.
not be Mr. Nitpicky or anything but how the hell do video games fit into this time period.
boheeka
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1. "And I feel proud to use the handle!" may be one of my favorite Achewood lines ever.
2. Being currently holed up in the room where I sleep trying to finish a term paper for Directing II and stricken with bladder smallness (brought on by this week's steady diet of Red Bull and cigarettes) I feel like I would find the chamber pot to be convenient. So long as it resided under my roommate's bed and not mine.
1. "And I feel proud to use the handle!" may be one of my favorite Achewood lines ever.
2. Being currently holed up in the room where I sleep trying to finish a term paper for Directing II and stricken with bladder smallness (brought on by this week's steady diet of Red Bull and cigarettes) I feel like I would find the chamber pot to be convenient. So long as it resided under my roommate's bed and not mine.
pityparty
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they probably give out the nachos for free to sell more toilets
they probably give out the nachos for free to sell more toilets
desert_donkey
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that shitter seat would give your ass some serious splinters.
LN's eyebrows say it all.
".. twice as well as a knife.." LOL.
that shitter seat would give your ass some serious splinters.
LN's eyebrows say it all.
".. twice as well as a knife.." LOL.
hobit
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no longer confidered an affectation of Italian homofexuals
no longer confidered an affectation of Italian homofexuals
could it be?
i cannot draw my eyes away from your avatar.
That's what I'm sayin'!
And on an unrelated note... "Yn Duw" means "In God" ... Welsh-like. Teaching you how to pronounce it correctly would require rather a lot more work.
Wish I could give credit where credit is due (beyond to Onstad), but I can't remember who animated Pat's inner self. All gorgin' on phallic foods. Rock out with your cock out, Pat! (You're still a dick.)
That would be mattylite and his lawyers will be in touch.
ROBOT ASS!
ROBOT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
hang out with your wang out
hang out with your wang out
oh man i already said that further down! ARR, ME HATES ME!
Carefull, he could poke em out.