cashprizes
+23 -1
and somehow, the tired cat finds it within himself to get off to cathy's voice. behold the master at work.
and somehow, the tired cat finds it within himself to get off to cathy's voice. behold the master at work.
atom
+16 -0
Ray IS a straight-up sexual being, after all
Ray IS a straight-up sexual being, after all
zefiel
+10 -0
Why didn't you post something in the previous strip? Your avatar would lend it such awesomeness.
Why didn't you post something in the previous strip? Your avatar would lend it such awesomeness.
sexualhomeboy
+3 -1
Ray is seeing this as a challenge.
Ray is seeing this as a challenge.
afastidioushat
+7 -0
That is the greatest compliment you can possibly pay to Cathy.
That is the greatest compliment you can possibly pay to Cathy.
lizjones
+1 -0
Low self-esteem is a turn on for Ray.
Low self-esteem is a turn on for Ray.
rowboat
+0 -0
You don't know what she's got under that muumuu.
You don't know what she's got under that muumuu.
fuckyoufriday
+27 -0
Rub those nipples, you naughty boy!
Rub those nipples, you naughty boy!
catachresis
+0 -0
Oh damn please tell me I did not miss that the first time!
Oh damn please tell me I did not miss that the first time!
kazad
+10 -0
Haha, I always thought he was jerking his hand back in a cringing reaction to hearing Cathy speak, and then resuming business in the last panel.
Haha, I always thought he was jerking his hand back in a cringing reaction to hearing Cathy speak, and then resuming business in the last panel.
lastlarf
+4 -0
So did Beef just wander off in the middle of this? Or did Ray start having phone sex with Cathy wilst his best friend was in the room?
So did Beef just wander off in the middle of this? Or did Ray start having phone sex with Cathy wilst his best friend was in the room?
remotevinyl
+6 -0
Judging by frame 5 and the Ray's following actions, it appears he has left. But then again I am reminded of the strip where Beef tells the tale of how he used have to watch Ray get it on while he was locked in the elevator, so who knows?
Judging by frame 5 and the Ray's following actions, it appears he has left. But then again I am reminded of the strip where Beef tells the tale of how he used have to watch Ray get it on while he was locked in the elevator, so who knows?
jesler729
+0 -0
What I don't get is whether or not Cathy is actually participating in this phone sex. It doesn't really sound like it in panel 8, but maybe that is just how Cathy does it.
What I don't get is whether or not Cathy is actually participating in this phone sex. It doesn't really sound like it in panel 8, but maybe that is just how Cathy does it.
jesler729
+13 -1
Or maybe Ray is just phone raping her.
Or maybe Ray is just phone raping her.
caddon
+3 -0
Gently
Gently
saint
+0 -0
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jesler729
+8 -0
I mean technically Ray is MAKING him watch, but whatever you know he isn't busy.
I mean technically Ray is MAKING him watch, but whatever you know he isn't busy.
bazookaradio
+46 -0
Only achewood could make Cathy funny.
Only achewood could make Cathy funny.
daidai
+4 -0
30 Rock did a nice job too.
30 Rock did a nice job too.
jstegall
+8 -0
This strip is so awesome and so are all the ones before it (i.e. bashing tired, old comics and the Oregon Trail). I've given like the last fifteen all 5's.
This strip is so awesome and so are all the ones before it (i.e. bashing tired, old comics and the Oregon Trail). I've given like the last fifteen all 5's.
never_die
+0 -0
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A comment left by never_die was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Sakana, dboothe, goocifer, Connellingus, Circadin, anitrophaeron)
lux
+1 -0
What?
What?
nurdbot
+2 -1
Everyone wants to have her retarded baby.
Everyone wants to have her retarded baby.
c_dizzle
+7 -0
Retarded babies for everyone! :cD
Oh...i made myself sad.
Retarded babies for everyone! :cD
Oh...i made myself sad.
epicurus
+0 -0
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A comment left by epicurus was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by divot, chagment, Connellingus)
deancain29
+1 -0
Its so funny. The last line is so damn funny.
Its so funny. The last line is so damn funny.
sredni
+1 -0
I HATE Cathy
I HATE Cathy
cdl146
+0 -0
I need to stop giving out so many 5's. It's making me feel dirty...
I need to stop giving out so many 5's. It's making me feel dirty...
rowboat
+0 -0
I know. I generally think of myself as fairly discerning with my 5's, but this entire month has been pretty much across the board. I guess that's not a bad thing.
I know. I generally think of myself as fairly discerning with my 5's, but this entire month has been pretty much across the board. I guess that's not a bad thing.
songbirdspectre
+2 -1
Ack!
Ack!
yingkaixing
+1 -0
Hot.
Hot.
gormster
+2 -1
I love that this strip actually required Ray to be dressed for once, so that he would be able to take his clothes off.
I love that this strip actually required Ray to be dressed for once, so that he would be able to take his clothes off.
jesler729
+14 -0
No that is his phone jacket
No that is his phone jacket
biztsar
+0 -0
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fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Or more likely rubbing his nipples again.
Or more likely rubbing his nipples again.
flurfy
+3 -1
Probably one of the best strips ever created.
Probably one of the best strips ever created.
ariamaki
+1 -0
A closing line so good it makes men openly weep-- 5 all the way.
A closing line so good it makes men openly weep-- 5 all the way.
aliiis
+0 -0
Oh yes. I gave this strip a 5 even though I had never heard of Cathy before (I wikipediad it, I am unimpressed) due to being a British person. I also didn't know about Marmaduke. I sort of assumed they were all cats (cf. Garfield). It is kind of very weird to me now that Ray is having phone sex with a cartoon human lady I guess rather than a cartoon cat lady.
Still, yes, 5.
Oh yes. I gave this strip a 5 even though I had never heard of Cathy before (I wikipediad it, I am unimpressed) due to being a British person. I also didn't know about Marmaduke. I sort of assumed they were all cats (cf. Garfield). It is kind of very weird to me now that Ray is having phone sex with a cartoon human lady I guess rather than a cartoon cat lady.
Still, yes, 5.
bengreens
+0 -0
Cathy, Marmaduke, and Garfield are three of the lamest long-running comic strips in the U.S. Family Circus probably takes top honors. If I ever read the comics in the paper, especially the Sunday paper, I am compelled to plan my reading so as to avoid all of them (several others), and to try to end up reading something halfway decent as the last strip. Occasionally I will slip up and accidentally read Marmaduke (I'm not sure why this happens; I can avoid the others easily, even Family Circus). Whenever it happens I am incensed. It never fails to piss me off.
Cathy, Marmaduke, and Garfield are three of the lamest long-running comic strips in the U.S. Family Circus probably takes top honors. If I ever read the comics in the paper, especially the Sunday paper, I am compelled to plan my reading so as to avoid all of them (several others), and to try to end up reading something halfway decent as the last strip. Occasionally I will slip up and accidentally read Marmaduke (I'm not sure why this happens; I can avoid the others easily, even Family Circus). Whenever it happens I am incensed. It never fails to piss me off.
tekende
+0 -0
I'm pretty sure Blondie and Gasoline Alley have been running longer than all three of those, but I could be wrong.
I'm pretty sure Blondie and Gasoline Alley have been running longer than all three of those, but I could be wrong.
tekende
+0 -0
Er, all four of those.
What I mean is, I don't think Family Circus takes top honors, and Garfield doesn't come close as it has only been around for maybe 30 years.
Er, all four of those.
What I mean is, I don't think Family Circus takes top honors, and Garfield doesn't come close as it has only been around for maybe 30 years.
bengreens
+0 -0
Gasoline Alley is still around? With Walt and Skeezix? Holy cow . . . I'm not saying any of the strips I named are the longest-running, just the lamest long-running. Blondie is feeble, for sure, but not in the Family Circus league. Gasoline Alley is more of a serious strip, if I recall.
Gasoline Alley is still around? With Walt and Skeezix? Holy cow . . . I'm not saying any of the strips I named are the longest-running, just the lamest long-running. Blondie is feeble, for sure, but not in the Family Circus league. Gasoline Alley is more of a serious strip, if I recall.
hypoluxa
+0 -0
That has got be one of the greatest things ever said to a woman after phone sex.
That has got be one of the greatest things ever said to a woman after phone sex.
professorhazard
+0 -0
DURING phone sex.
DURING phone sex.
xi
+0 -0
How can I gag and rate a 5 at the exact same moment?
How can I gag and rate a 5 at the exact same moment?
tbtabby
+0 -0
C'mon, Ray, you're a nice guy with money. You can afford to have standards. Why the sam scratch are you flinging yourself at Cathy?!
C'mon, Ray, you're a nice guy with money. You can afford to have standards. Why the sam scratch are you flinging yourself at Cathy?!
jyri00555
+0 -0
Because he can.
Because he can.
tbtabby
+1 -0
That doesn't mean he should.
That doesn't mean he should.
zadig
+0 -0
But it is all the reason Ray needs.
But it is all the reason Ray needs.
hardelicious
+1 -0
This is the strip that jerked the rod, sinking the Achewood hook firmly in my lip.
This is the strip that jerked the rod, sinking the Achewood hook firmly in my lip.
lux
+0 -0
Must you use "jerk", "rod," "sink", "firmly" and "lip" in a comment on a Cathy-Ray phonesex strip? And your avatar is underpants. This is a perfect trinity of sexuality: strip, comment and avatar.
Must you use "jerk", "rod," "sink", "firmly" and "lip" in a comment on a Cathy-Ray phonesex strip? And your avatar is underpants. This is a perfect trinity of sexuality: strip, comment and avatar.
hardelicious
+0 -0
In answer to your question,
[b][i]yes, I must.[i/][b/]
In answer to your question,
[b][i]yes, I must.[i/][b/]
hardelicious
+2 -0
Just close your eyes and imagine it.
Just close your eyes and imagine it.
aelindil
+1 -0
You mu f t.
You mu f t.
lovefro
+0 -0
this is perfect
this is perfect
akarroa
+0 -0
Totally my fav strip. The nipple rub sells it.
Totally my fav strip. The nipple rub sells it.
watt
+0 -0
Laughing at retarded babies.
This feeling, she is of a new kind.
Laughing at retarded babies.
This feeling, she is of a new kind.
alaric101
+0 -0
I wish I could rate this ten times. Ack!
I wish I could rate this ten times. Ack!
keir
+0 -0
This strip is basically genius. How do you make fun of Cathy? She's a caricature of herself.
This is how.
This strip is basically genius. How do you make fun of Cathy? She's a caricature of herself.
This is how.
fancyrat
+0 -0
only ray...
only ray...
genequagmire
+0 -0
Truly epic.
Truly epic.
carlyle
+0 -0
I thought, Cathy being married and all, she'd hang up when she started having phone sex with someone who just randomly called her as she got out of the shower.
I thought, Cathy being married and all, she'd hang up when she started having phone sex with someone who just randomly called her as she got out of the shower.
farqussus
+0 -0
In what state can a woman marry a cat?
In what state can a woman marry a cat?
kotekan
+0 -0
Panel nine is a reference to the infamous "Kathy McGinty" recordings, in which Internet dudes looking for phone sex were mercilessly trolled with bizarre samples of a female voice. (I know this because the woman who recorded the samples used to work for the same newspaper I do.)
Panel nine is a reference to the infamous "Kathy McGinty" recordings, in which Internet dudes looking for phone sex were mercilessly trolled with bizarre samples of a female voice. (I know this because the woman who recorded the samples used to work for the same newspaper I do.)
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
this strip is a constant reminder to me that phoneboning is lame. especially for someone my age.
this strip is a constant reminder to me that phoneboning is lame. especially for someone my age.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
If I die and go to hell real soon,
it will appear to me as this room.
And for eternity I'd lay in bed
in my boxers, half stoned
with the pillow under my head.
I'd be chatting on the interweb.
Maggots pray upon the living dead.
I had no interest in the things she said;
On the phone every day
I'll permanently hit the hay
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
At this rate,
I'll be heading for electric chairs.
I'm only human with my cross to bear.
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.
You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you'll be my downfall.
But I call and I call and I call.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
(Woah!) I called her on the phone (Woah!) and she touched herself.
(Woah!) She touched herself. (Woah!) She touched herself.
(Woah!) I called her on the phone (Woah!) and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
If I die and go to hell real soon,
it will appear to me as this room.
And for eternity I'd lay in bed
in my boxers, half stoned
with the pillow under my head.
I'd be chatting on the interweb.
Maggots pray upon the living dead.
I had no interest in the things she said;
On the phone every day
I'll permanently hit the hay
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
At this rate,
I'll be heading for electric chairs.
I'm only human with my cross to bear.
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.
You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you'll be my downfall.
But I call and I call and I call.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
(Woah!) I called her on the phone (Woah!) and she touched herself.
(Woah!) She touched herself. (Woah!) She touched herself.
(Woah!) I called her on the phone (Woah!) and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
bluemoon72
+0 -0
Remind me to not give you my phone number.
Remind me to not give you my phone number.
greenkoolayd
+1 -0
youre not down with the phonebone?
youre not down with the phonebone?
johnnymalo
+0 -0
For some reason, the last panel is my favorite Achewood moment.
For some reason, the last panel is my favorite Achewood moment.
it's so beautiful
Is so beautiful.
Is best song, played on prettiest guitar.
You mean the guitar that I...BONED!