dropkickpikachu
+24 -1
Beef is just so goddamn matter-of-fact about it. He is going to win. That's all he's tryna say.
Beef is just so goddamn matter-of-fact about it. He is going to win. That's all he's tryna say.
petitegitan
+7 -0
Sometimes you have to think of the most matter-of-fact ways to win an arguement. Beef is the perfect cat to go to in a situation like that.
Sometimes you have to think of the most matter-of-fact ways to win an arguement. Beef is the perfect cat to go to in a situation like that.
zem
+2 -1
this was my wallpaper for a few months
this was my wallpaper for a few months
catachresis
+18 -1
When beef heard she would be going to prison he busted into a crate of Guinness
When beef heard she would be going to prison he busted into a crate of Guinness
feetnotes
+3 -0
This strategy wins any argument. Guaranteed.
This strategy wins any argument. Guaranteed.
nurdbot
+6 -1
This strip speaks to people on what I feel about Paris Hilton.
This strip speaks to people on what I feel about Paris Hilton.
epicurus
+9 -0
I would like to compete against Beef, I think I have a shot. I have been practicing.
I would like to compete against Beef, I think I have a shot. I have been practicing.
numberkillinger
+10 -0
presumably by desensitising yourself to child murder?
presumably by desensitising yourself to child murder?
fattypneumonia
+1 -0
Based on the things he's seen, and his hatred of rich annoying celebrity women (see Rachael Ray), Nice Pete would totally win this contest.
Based on the things he's seen, and his hatred of rich annoying celebrity women (see Rachael Ray), Nice Pete would totally win this contest.
deancain29
+4 -0
my blood pressure would be so high. so high.
my blood pressure would be so high. so high.
heavymetaljesus
+0 -0
Man.. I oughta try try that last method.
Man.. I oughta try try that last method.
bovine
+0 -0
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rowboat
+1 -1
No, those aren't Stella glasses. I was thinking Mimosas. But crispy ones, to be sure.
No, those aren't Stella glasses. I was thinking Mimosas. But crispy ones, to be sure.
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
Hmm, they look like pilsner glasses...cheap ones, but pilsner glasses nonetheless, which would be appropriate for Stellas, I suppose. And what kind of asshole would actually drink Stellas out of actual Stella glasses at their own house?
The answer is me. I would.
(Because I have 6 Stella glasses I got at a bar promotion night: "Drink a Stella, keep the glass")
Hmm, they look like pilsner glasses...cheap ones, but pilsner glasses nonetheless, which would be appropriate for Stellas, I suppose. And what kind of asshole would actually drink Stellas out of actual Stella glasses at their own house?
The answer is me. I would.
(Because I have 6 Stella glasses I got at a bar promotion night: "Drink a Stella, keep the glass")
blarghamagarky
+15 -0
From my once retail days of selling designer crystal and china and silly things to rich white women, and coming from a family full of bar tenders,I will have to agree with pilsner glasses. Mimosas are typically served in champagne flutes, and I know the flared ones you are thinking of that mimosas are served in a lot (Christmas morning they were on the table for brunch, 2 parts oj 3 parts champagne) but those typically have a super thin base, almost being a stem, because champagne flutes are designed to retain carbonation and to be unaffected by hand temperature.
That was a stupid thing to type on a message board on the internet.
From my once retail days of selling designer crystal and china and silly things to rich white women, and coming from a family full of bar tenders,I will have to agree with pilsner glasses. Mimosas are typically served in champagne flutes, and I know the flared ones you are thinking of that mimosas are served in a lot (Christmas morning they were on the table for brunch, 2 parts oj 3 parts champagne) but those typically have a super thin base, almost being a stem, because champagne flutes are designed to retain carbonation and to be unaffected by hand temperature.
That was a stupid thing to type on a message board on the internet.
rowboat
+1 -0
No, it was informative. Thank you. So, to recap - they are not mimosas, nor are they crispy Stellas. And by the way, Ray is exactly the "kind of asshole" (your word, not mine) who would use the proper glass. That is because he comes correct!
No, it was informative. Thank you. So, to recap - they are not mimosas, nor are they crispy Stellas. And by the way, Ray is exactly the "kind of asshole" (your word, not mine) who would use the proper glass. That is because he comes correct!
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Pilsner seems closest. They look like Weitzen... However you spell that. Weißbier glasses, then. But Beef's glass is almost full, and there's no sign of any foam, so I might be wrong. Or Ray might not know how to pour Weißbier.
Pilsner seems closest. They look like Weitzen... However you spell that. Weißbier glasses, then. But Beef's glass is almost full, and there's no sign of any foam, so I might be wrong. Or Ray might not know how to pour Weißbier.
rumblefish
+7 -0
Rather than being drinking glasses of any sort I'm choosing to believe that they're pausing in the middle of making their own lava-lamps to have this discussion.
Rather than being drinking glasses of any sort I'm choosing to believe that they're pausing in the middle of making their own lava-lamps to have this discussion.
heccibiggs
+1 -0
Wait a minute. Is a Mimosa the same as Buck's fucking Fizz??
Wait a minute. Is a Mimosa the same as Buck's fucking Fizz??
rowboat
+0 -0
NO
NO
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Except yes.
Except yes.
rowboat
+0 -0
OK
OK
cagliostro
+0 -0
I shall never again refer to that particular concoction as anything other than Buck's fucking Fizz. So assonant, and so deserved. Thank you, heccibiggs.
Although I am starting to get Kill Bill flashbacks.
I shall never again refer to that particular concoction as anything other than Buck's fucking Fizz. So assonant, and so deserved. Thank you, heccibiggs.
Although I am starting to get Kill Bill flashbacks.
varnish
+3 -0
This was my first Achewood. I was not sure what to think of it at the time.
This was my first Achewood. I was not sure what to think of it at the time.
geysershitdick
+2 -0
Shouldn't the exercise bike be facing away from Paris Hilton?
Shouldn't the exercise bike be facing away from Paris Hilton?
buttermoths
+1 -0
I guess the idea is that your boiling rage gives you superhuman stamina.
I guess the idea is that your boiling rage gives you superhuman stamina.
saru
+9 -0
That, and your desire to run that skank down with a bike.
That, and your desire to run that skank down with a bike.
semiquaver
+1 -0
Somewhere, you add up the comment and the avatar and a very specific voice emerges.
Somewhere, you add up the comment and the avatar and a very specific voice emerges.
buttermoths
+2 -0
They ALL get ass-raped and murdered down here. When you're down here with us, you'll be ass-raped and murdered TOO! Let go. Be afraid. You all taste so much better when you're afraid.
They ALL get ass-raped and murdered down here. When you're down here with us, you'll be ass-raped and murdered TOO! Let go. Be afraid. You all taste so much better when you're afraid.
semiquaver
+2 -0
Again with the comment/avatar perfection.
Again with the comment/avatar perfection.
c_dizzle
+3 -0
To quote David Cross: "..rich...giggling cunt."
To quote David Cross: "..rich...giggling cunt."
lobster_mobster
+0 -0
Beef puts all our lousy E!-channel watching, scornfully laughing asses to shame.
Beef puts all our lousy E!-channel watching, scornfully laughing asses to shame.
quantumcasaba
+0 -0
I like the qualifier, "..based on how I feel."
I like the qualifier, "..based on how I feel."
bluecarrot
+0 -0
I don't know if this would have worked if the celeb was not Paris Hilton. It probably would BUT NOT AS WELL
I don't know if this would have worked if the celeb was not Paris Hilton. It probably would BUT NOT AS WELL
jeet
+1 -0
I like how Teodor just sits there, watching the conversation unfold as if it were a tennis match. Or pong game.
I like how Teodor just sits there, watching the conversation unfold as if it were a tennis match. Or pong game.
tekende
+3 -0
Teodor is considering the blood pressure idea, thinking "that's not fair, my blood pressure wouldn't go very high because I have been eating Cheerios for breakfast the past few weeks."
Teodor is considering the blood pressure idea, thinking "that's not fair, my blood pressure wouldn't go very high because I have been eating Cheerios for breakfast the past few weeks."
gussiejives
+0 -0
Beef says what we all think.
Beef says what we all think.
xiaomimi
+21 -0
Weekend Blogs
Teodor: Eternal Coin Sorter of the High Concept Movie
Mr. Bear: Concern for Philippe.
Molly: I'm a bartender!
Onstad: I bought a thing at 7-11
Little Nephew: Thinkin' 'bout mah jobbz prospect
Today's Blogs
Lyle: fukcin a
Nice Pete: Chapter 15
Weekend Blogs
Teodor: Eternal Coin Sorter of the High Concept Movie
Mr. Bear: Concern for Philippe.
Molly: I'm a bartender!
Onstad: I bought a thing at 7-11
Little Nephew: Thinkin' 'bout mah jobbz prospect
Today's Blogs
Lyle: fukcin a
Nice Pete: Chapter 15
kilroywashere
+1 -0
I have to say, I like what you're doing here
I have to say, I like what you're doing here
alzuna
+0 -0
I concur, without xiaomimi I wouldn't read the blogs at all (because as a newbie still reading through the archive I wouldn't have known they were made yet).
I concur, without xiaomimi I wouldn't read the blogs at all (because as a newbie still reading through the archive I wouldn't have known they were made yet).
heccibiggs
+0 -0
You sometimes have to wonder how bored Ray is, to come up with these sorts of ideas for entertainment.
You sometimes have to wonder how bored Ray is, to come up with these sorts of ideas for entertainment.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Man. I wrote this six months ago? This doesn't even sound like something I'd say. What the hell happened?
Man. I wrote this six months ago? This doesn't even sound like something I'd say. What the hell happened?
boopy
+0 -0
god, fucking brilliant.
god, fucking brilliant.
tbtabby
+0 -0
The new episode of Lewis Black's Root of All Evil features Paris Hilton vs. Dick Cheney. Greg Giraldo's arguing for Paris. I'm watching it right now.
The new episode of Lewis Black's Root of All Evil features Paris Hilton vs. Dick Cheney. Greg Giraldo's arguing for Paris. I'm watching it right now.
tbtabby
+0 -0
It was a close descision, but Cheney won. Maybe things would've gone differently if Beef had been arguing for Paris Hilton.
It was a close descision, but Cheney won. Maybe things would've gone differently if Beef had been arguing for Paris Hilton.
dumase
+3 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
singtralala
+0 -0
that last experiment sounds alot like the thigs we did back in school (psych)
that last experiment sounds alot like the thigs we did back in school (psych)
carlyle
+0 -0
Teodor only looks surprised at the three page essay, but not the part about him reacting more angrily towards a woman talking on a cell phone and shooting small children.
Teodor only looks surprised at the three page essay, but not the part about him reacting more angrily towards a woman talking on a cell phone and shooting small children.
deusoma
+0 -0
Teodor says nothing in this strip, yet his face contributes so much.
Teodor says nothing in this strip, yet his face contributes so much.
duperando
+0 -0
Heh. Teodor's essentially a prop in this little skit. He doesn't say a word and just turns his head back and forth between the two crazy cats.
Heh. Teodor's essentially a prop in this little skit. He doesn't say a word and just turns his head back and forth between the two crazy cats.
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the breakfast of champions.
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Even though Asherdan is probably more deserved of that chubby. No hate, Saint- but Asherdan has served his time in hell.
asherdan is a grinning wholly unrepentant lucifer to saint's loki, perhaps?
ha, he called you David Spade...that's terrible.