lizjones
+0 -0
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A comment left by lizjones was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by featurelessvoid, zazzumplop, n00b, jugglinfreak, echidnaboy)
zapatos
+1 -0
My thoughts exactly.
My thoughts exactly.
deimosrising
+0 -0
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saint
+0 -0
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spinynorman
+24 -0
Well he's gonna have a tough time getting weiners to experiment with, my dick ain't goin nowhere near nothin 69 kelvins
Well he's gonna have a tough time getting weiners to experiment with, my dick ain't goin nowhere near nothin 69 kelvins
laserblade
+0 -0
Seriously, it would break off almost instantly.
Seriously, it would break off almost instantly.
laserblade
+0 -0
Now I feel like an idiot for not scrolling down two posts.
Now I feel like an idiot for not scrolling down two posts.
deimosrising
+1 -0
and to think i nearly flunked high school chemistry
and to think i nearly flunked high school chemistry
soticoto
+43 -0
69 Kelvin would make a Polar Bear's seal-lure drop off from frostbite in under 2 seconds, but it would never hit the ground due to an AIR icicle forming around it as it fell in the same timeframe.
You're not isolating anything at that sorta temperature. Water freezes at 273*K. Dick molecule standard is around 310*K. You'll need around 400K to do the job.
69 Kelvin would make a Polar Bear's seal-lure drop off from frostbite in under 2 seconds, but it would never hit the ground due to an AIR icicle forming around it as it fell in the same timeframe.
You're not isolating anything at that sorta temperature. Water freezes at 273*K. Dick molecule standard is around 310*K. You'll need around 400K to do the job.
tekende
+3 -1
Chubby for "seal-lure."
Chubby for "seal-lure."
budenhagen
+3 -0
Chubby for science.
Chubby for science.
hogspook
+3 -0
We need more of it.
We need more of it.
untilyouaresonude
+10 -0
This entire heated debate done while Ray is reclining in his bed. I'm jealous of this luxurious cat.
This entire heated debate done while Ray is reclining in his bed. I'm jealous of this luxurious cat.
godfatherofsouls
+7 -0
ev-rybody wants to be a cat...
ev-rybody wants to be a cat...
chaesar
+0 -0
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crumbskull
+5 -0
"even half of A time", he doesn't even want to buy Beef drinks.
"even half of A time", he doesn't even want to buy Beef drinks.
canusdivinus
+0 -0
Half of *a* time is very different from half of *the* time.
Half of *a* time is very different from half of *the* time.
centipede_damascus
+4 -0
Roast Beef is so angry, he's just venting the sexual tension all over the place.
Roast Beef is so angry, he's just venting the sexual tension all over the place.
geysershitdick
+4 -1
I finally got to use the "wouldn't let a molecule of my dick touch you" joke last night. it went over really well. It was at a party. I reversed it though, saying that a particular girl wouldn't let a molecule of my dick touch her.
I finally got to use the "wouldn't let a molecule of my dick touch you" joke last night. it went over really well. It was at a party. I reversed it though, saying that a particular girl wouldn't let a molecule of my dick touch her.
zem
+10 -0
cool thanks
cool thanks
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Did you feel The Guilt when everyone laughed? Whenever I reference something and people think it's just me being funny on my own, I feel like such a fraud and always feel the need to cite my reference. I think it's Catholic guilt (although it must be inherited because I was never brought up Catholic).
Did you feel The Guilt when everyone laughed? Whenever I reference something and people think it's just me being funny on my own, I feel like such a fraud and always feel the need to cite my reference. I think it's Catholic guilt (although it must be inherited because I was never brought up Catholic).
lukef
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Panels 4 and 5 contain some of my favorite in Achewood.
God Bless You, Onstad.
Panels 4 and 5 contain some of my favorite in Achewood.
God Bless You, Onstad.
songbirdspectre
+0 -0
that "besides" is just too good.
that "besides" is just too good.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
it truly is.
it truly is.
foolio
+0 -0
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cameasiam
+0 -0
When I first read this I pee'd. It was terrible, I had to leave the computer lab and give a presentation a few minutes later. My chillies were not very rad that day.
When I first read this I pee'd. It was terrible, I had to leave the computer lab and give a presentation a few minutes later. My chillies were not very rad that day.
tekende
+8 -0
I don't...I don't think anyone needed to know that.
I don't...I don't think anyone needed to know that.
molesticide
+17 -0
i had this exact same problem with a friend of mine. there was always like this weird sexual tension, even though we were both like the straightest men in ALL of tucson, totally fucking broads at every chance, and like the closest of dudes.
one day he fucked a girl in the ass whose name was the same as mine, even spelled the same way, which is uncommon (jamie).
when i got a girlfriend, we kind of stopped talking, although personally i attribute that to his sudden obsession with warcraft.
anyway, this one rings home TRUE for me. i'd bet chris went through pretty much the same scenario once.
how common is it for dudes to have sexual tension with each other, even when neither of them, even if he TRIES, will ever be homosexual?
i had this exact same problem with a friend of mine. there was always like this weird sexual tension, even though we were both like the straightest men in ALL of tucson, totally fucking broads at every chance, and like the closest of dudes.
one day he fucked a girl in the ass whose name was the same as mine, even spelled the same way, which is uncommon (jamie).
when i got a girlfriend, we kind of stopped talking, although personally i attribute that to his sudden obsession with warcraft.
anyway, this one rings home TRUE for me. i'd bet chris went through pretty much the same scenario once.
how common is it for dudes to have sexual tension with each other, even when neither of them, even if he TRIES, will ever be homosexual?
epicurus
+13 -0
Clap.
Clap.
clap clap CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCALP *THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*
Clap.
Clap.
clap clap CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCALP *THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*
epicurus
+6 -0
Damn it after all that work a "calp" still got in there!
Damn it after all that work a "calp" still got in there!
spinynorman
+1 -0
it was still beautiful
it was still beautiful
bourbonsamurai
+1 -0
Is this satire? it is pretty funny if so. "totally fucking broads at every chance." Heh.
Is this satire? it is pretty funny if so. "totally fucking broads at every chance." Heh.
terebikun
+0 -0
Dammit, "Jamie" is not the uncommon way to spell it, it's my way, and moreover the RIGHT way. Although, this year I received a birthday cake with "Jaimey" on it, so who the hell knows. True story.
I registered just so I could comment on your/our name. I think the cake thing kind of got to me. Honestly, is it that strange and unpredictable a name to spell?
Dammit, "Jamie" is not the uncommon way to spell it, it's my way, and moreover the RIGHT way. Although, this year I received a birthday cake with "Jaimey" on it, so who the hell knows. True story.
I registered just so I could comment on your/our name. I think the cake thing kind of got to me. Honestly, is it that strange and unpredictable a name to spell?
ananke
+0 -0
Nope, that's how I'd spell "Jamie". I don't think cake frosters spell check.
Nope, that's how I'd spell "Jamie". I don't think cake frosters spell check.
tekende
+1 -0
I have this friend who gets real affectionate when he's drunk but I don't think it's the same sort of thing
I have this friend who gets real affectionate when he's drunk but I don't think it's the same sort of thing
jthm_guitarist
+0 -0
Last two panels won the internet.
Last two panels won the internet.
achilleselbow
+1 -0
Beef's capitalized words are what brings it from a 4 to a 5.
Beef's capitalized words are what brings it from a 4 to a 5.
saddestking
+6 -0
Now I keep reading the final capitalized word as the other Beastie Boy coming in for emphasis
Now I keep reading the final capitalized word as the other Beastie Boy coming in for emphasis
aliiis
+0 -0
Getting it on with a person like a hundred times in one day is secondary, or even unrelated, to marrying them (BESIDES)
Getting it on with a person like a hundred times in one day is secondary, or even unrelated, to marrying them (BESIDES)
mikeronomicon
+1 -0
This gets a five just for the dick molecule.
This gets a five just for the dick molecule.
onstad at his best, verily
Unremitting hilarity