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The Afterlife Monday, December 24, 2001 • read strip Viewing 33 comments:

You also no longer have to use punctuation

OH GOD MAYBE ROAST BEEF IS DEAD

again?

Talk about confusing avatar-comment synergy!

this is actually the opposite of synergy

not if confusion is the goal

the proper term is dissynergy or "DISNEY"



Just like God !

The angelic monotone of a dead squirrel.

blister is my hero

Maybe Blister Always talked like that.

You may be on to something. Beef's way of talking didn't change when he died. Then again, he never came back to earth as a Ghost. Oh, but Téodor never got to heaven in the first place, and he talked the same.

Wish I had a friend named banjo

apparently squirrels have the coolest names.

At some intermediate stage of digestion the dogs stomach will contain liquid banjo.

Todd won't have to wait long.

Except every time Todd dies he ends up in hell.

Except for that time Todd DID go to Heaven and end up completely addicted to horrible drugs.

In Heaven the cell phone provider isn't ATT, Verizon, Alltel or any of the other @#$%#% "providers." THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HEAVEN!

Hell yeah! Besides, who could afford the roaming charges?

No bars. Just halos.


Blister makes being dead sound SO rad.

You would think Heaven would give you your own personalized ringtone.

Shyeah.

Banjo has been eaten alive. Naturally, he wants to party now.

Well, yeah. I don't know about you, but I'd definitely want to party so hard that I forget what the Hell just happened to me.

I am going to assume you just made a genius double-entendre and give you a pornstar chubby.

Bet it was that bastard Scrambles.

Another great use of all caps and no punctuation.

They shoud party.

HA! Are you allowed to party in heaven if you're "not religious; not religious at all ?

Panel 3: Todd considers punching himself to death.

This is the best thing to be posted on Christmas Eve.

Hey now his hands are white too. With the black hands it was like he was either wearing gloves or a white head sock.