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You Make Me Do It In My Pants :( Thursday, December 5, 2002 • read strip Viewing 26 comments:

Try not to dishonor your Asian robot friends kids

Philipe knows what you have to do when a pet is almost dead but not quite.

the paperclip is a quick and painless way of dying.

Who do you think is responsible for that? Lyle?

Mr. Bear definitely knows some killer ways to kill a man. You learn a lot when you write subtitles for adult movies.

The legs hanging loose on the robot are hilarious.

my god, i laughed. so hard.

paperclip seppuku

alt text: the only problem around here is the ALT TEXT

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I'm sorry you think the alt text was viewable on this site six months ago. :(

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SORRY AGAIN

hahahaha

This never gets old.

Ultra Peanut calls him Philippe instead of Fee-reep...

Her English's getting better. She only learned it last arc.

I love these weird Alt Texts

Click Robot appears to be an Apple product.

"If your Click Robot is still unresponsive, locate the emergency eject hole and carefully insert a straightened paperclip (paperclip supplied separately)."

hmmm click robot and ray have something in common
they both have had masters who make them go doodie when they get poked with something pointy

I've hit 'reset' on many a digital pet in my time. It's like robot euthanasia.

:(

I love Philippe so dang much.

I know that I have been succesfully resuscitated after being probed by a young Chinese lady with a paperclip.

Finish him!

I miss when Philippe and them were the stars of this strip....