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Chickenheads Eating Domino's Crazy Stix Thursday, June 3, 2004 • read strip Viewing 52 comments:

Roast Beef NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

wow but your avatar goes so well with your comment...Batman mourns RB

Though I liked antsama's response, I wasn't going to give it a chubby until I read yours. Good on, kazad, good on


> Though I liked antsama's response, I wasn't going to give it a chubby until I read yours. Good on, kazad, good on

Interesting! And true!

Henceforth this phenomenon may be referred to as " straw's Cascading Chubby Effect ."

Yep.

I've never had an effect named after me. This is exciting! I can't wait to tell mother.

[I]And the Nobel Prize goes to.. Straw! For the patented "Straw's Cascading Chubby Effect. We certainly look forward to seeing more from this exciting llama.[I]

Bummer. My first attempt, foiled.

The other cool thing is that chubbies have filtered down through this thread in precise descending order.

Well... I'm going to go all out for the one chubby I deserve for this post. 4-3-2-0 looks so ugly.

you got it pal.
no one dare chubby me.

You obliviously shouldn't have said that.

Oh dang, oh dang, Gravy Train.

Worry not. I'm disliked enough to put a stop to this.

That was legitimately funny. Thank you.

... Ah yes. I forgot the first law of Assetboard dynamics: Trying to use my lame-magnetism for good does not work.

You get runner up for your fantastic avatar.

Here comes a special boy!

Domino's Crazy Stix going down the wrong pipe are the leading cause of death in cartoon characters...that and gunshot wounds.

Roast Beef is DEAAAAAD!

Whoever lamed this doesn't understand the reference.

Holy shit!

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I hope that you are always around to initiate this song when Beef gets shot

I trust you have been watching that SNL thing

Mmm whatcha say
Mmm that it's all for the best
Of course it is

I hate you for introducing me to this, Deimosrising. I put a lot of effort into avoiding network television, "youtube sensations," and internet memes in general. But I saw your comment and the responses to it, and I got curious. Now I'm filled with disgust and, for some reason, I'm focusing the blame on you.

That is all.

I got curious too but watching that video made the next strip pretty hilarious so here's a ruined-the-tragedy Chubby.

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I cannot get a fix on what Emeril's speech pattern is supposed to sound like.

I'm hearing a much-less raspy Marlon Brando as Don Corleone.

and lower on the register.

I'm not sure what a Melungeon sounds like, but as they are necessarily Appalachian by ancestry there can be no doubt that Brando sails fairly wide of the mark.

I'm gettin' kind of like a Creole thing.

My man R.B lives life with the blinds pulled.

Is this the first major death not accompanied by a rollerskate?

Except every other times Beef died.

O RLY?

Poor Beef, not again.

Quick! To the operating theatre and steady with the nitrous oxide. Don't coddle it, man, we have but moments before gangrene sets in! (

(The antebellum-pistol wound is like a time machine for doctors.)

WHERE IS THE ROLLER SKATE?!

It's right behind you. Now, stay calm and don't--NO! DON'T TURN AROU-

DAAAAAAAANG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

NOT ROAST BEEF!

"off his halves"

So would this be the...fourth time RB gets shot? I believe he's shot once before and in his email to his mom he mentions another time he was shot. Then Pat shoots him while he's hold up Vlad at subway.

Sucks for Roast Beef...

Poor RB. If I got shot as many times as that poor bastard, I'd want to die too.

melungeon!

How many times does he get shot?

Heh... Chickenhead = 5

Dammit , Beef. Quit dying.

Man, you'd think he would learn to just stop rushing through doors at some point.