delzhand
+44 -0
Callipygian - of shapely bottom!
Callipygian - of shapely bottom!
jormungandr
+61 -0
From the Greek. See the lady who started it all.
It's an etymology everyone can get behind.
From the Greek. See the lady who started it all.
It's an etymology everyone can get behind.
wittyname
+3 -0
Oooh, puns!
Oooh, puns!
howl
+21 -0
buns
buns
lechatbotte
+2 -0
Bun puns. Even better!
Bun puns. Even better!
soticoto
+0 -0
Back to Sluggy with you, outsider.
Back to Sluggy with you, outsider.
sp1derbaby
+8 -0
I--can't--get behind--a fat ass!
I--can't--get behind--a fat ass!
jaredwilde
+0 -0
Mega chubbies for Shatner reference.
Mega chubbies for Shatner reference.
belgand
+0 -0
I need this balanced with some ancient Greek breast men.
I need this balanced with some ancient Greek breast men.
scorpio_nadir
+4 -0
There were no....breast men....in ancient Greece.
There were no....breast men....in ancient Greece.
cagliostro
+7 -0
When the Greeks finally captured Troy, Menelaus supposedly charged into Helen's bedroom intending to kill her for all the trouble she'd caused, but her dress somehow came undone and he saw her breasts... at which point he dropped his sword and totally forgot whatever it was he'd been thinking about before.
Honest. I can give you sources.
When the Greeks finally captured Troy, Menelaus supposedly charged into Helen's bedroom intending to kill her for all the trouble she'd caused, but her dress somehow came undone and he saw her breasts... at which point he dropped his sword and totally forgot whatever it was he'd been thinking about before.
Honest. I can give you sources.
belgand
+1 -0
Thank you for reminding me of this. It was truly a great moment and a display that the ancients were basically exactly the same as us.
Thank you for reminding me of this. It was truly a great moment and a display that the ancients were basically exactly the same as us.
woodenteeth
+1 -0
There are studies! Psych studies that have people look upon bosoms (or car magazines) before performing basic math problems. Reaction times to those problems are considerably longer in the bosom-affected.
There are studies! Psych studies that have people look upon bosoms (or car magazines) before performing basic math problems. Reaction times to those problems are considerably longer in the bosom-affected.
belgand
+0 -0
Does it vary with exposure? After Teodor's marathon session is he unable to do even the simplest of operations? Or does it wrap around at some point?
Does it vary with exposure? After Teodor's marathon session is he unable to do even the simplest of operations? Or does it wrap around at some point?
woodenteeth
+0 -0
They found that at about 15 minutes of exposure in a quiet room men have a brief rush of endorphins.
They found that at about 15 minutes of exposure in a quiet room men have a brief rush of endorphins.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
She checkin' her buns, ya'll (uh-huh, u-huh)
She checkin' her buns, ya'll (uh-huh, u-huh)
fuzzyshoo
+0 -1
This completely explains every Greek woman I know!
This completely explains every Greek woman I know!
thebeans
+1 -0
That statue has a dope heiney.
That statue has a dope heiney.
gouldgonewild
+0 -0
It came from...behind
It came from...behind
dri-ft
+0 -0
if you thinks that's good, you should check out the ANTONYM.
if you thinks that's good, you should check out the ANTONYM.
geysershitdick
+7 -1
This strip taught me what callipygian means.
This strip taught me what callipygian means.
epicurus
+23 -0
Points for the use of "jilapidated"
Points for the use of "jilapidated"
ezcmac
+1 -1
Ray loves the combination of cake and women's hindquarters.
Ray loves the combination of cake and women's hindquarters.
norsef
+0 -0
As shown here https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuafQ0gh0 though he doesn't seem as comfortable with it as normal porn.
As shown here https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuafQ0gh0 though he doesn't seem as comfortable with it as normal porn.
aaron_haynes
+1 -0
Oh my god the horrible phone was set up way in advance, that is so awesome.
Oh my god the horrible phone was set up way in advance, that is so awesome.
connellingus
+0 -0
Really? I don't remember it. When was it?
Really? I don't remember it. When was it?
kledermans
+0 -0
Maybe when he dropped it in the pool? Or maybe these were just two separate phone incidents. Knowing Ray, he probably goes through pricey junk like toilet paper.
Maybe when he dropped it in the pool? Or maybe these were just two separate phone incidents. Knowing Ray, he probably goes through pricey junk like toilet paper.
atmus
+3 -0
Cordless phones make hella terrible toilet paper dogg
Cordless phones make hella terrible toilet paper dogg
lechatbotte
+3 -0
Even if you're blessed to be callipygian.
Even if you're blessed to be callipygian.
postblank
+0 -0
In Ray's defense he was drunk when he was dialing that number.
In Ray's defense he was drunk when he was dialing that number.
lobster_mobster
+4 -0
This one ranks at extreme Five for the mere reason that the Queen's phone number would be only one digit off from a specialty porn site.
This one ranks at extreme Five for the mere reason that the Queen's phone number would be only one digit off from a specialty porn site.
tourach3
+1 -0
has anybody made porn like this?
i would actually pay with a credit card in my name to see shit like this
has anybody made porn like this?
i would actually pay with a credit card in my name to see shit like this
spoids
+1 -0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfgN7HWub0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfgN7HWub0A
rykan
+0 -0
Ahhh, that one. Not as sexy as you might hope.
Ahhh, that one. Not as sexy as you might hope.
hateandwar
+0 -0
It would be hotter if the dude weren't there
It would be hotter if the dude weren't there
tekende
+1 -0
www.cakefarts.com
www.cakefarts.com
shutup_shutup
+0 -0
Nooooooooooooooooooo
Nooooooooooooooooooo
xiaomimi
+23 -0
Weekend Blogs (Saturday - Monday)
Ray: A damn relaxing Labor Day weekend.
Teodor: Mr. Beer
Philippe: Mr. Beer!
Onstad: Chrises
Nice Pete: Chapter 3
Weekend Blogs (Saturday - Monday)
Ray: A damn relaxing Labor Day weekend.
Teodor: Mr. Beer
Philippe: Mr. Beer!
Onstad: Chrises
Nice Pete: Chapter 3
xiaomimi
+12 -0
Onstad's entry here is one of my favorites. I had a similar experience once when I realized that a pretty large number of my preferences and major life decisions could be traced back to some offhand comment by my older brother. We are strange machines.
Onstad's entry here is one of my favorites. I had a similar experience once when I realized that a pretty large number of my preferences and major life decisions could be traced back to some offhand comment by my older brother. We are strange machines.
xiaomimi
+28 -0
Today's Blogs
Roast Beef: I am going to make a Good Dinner.
Mr. Bear: Tootle-ta!
Lyle: drowned lady
Molly: Worried about Beef
Nice Pete: Chapter 4
Little Nephew: tanglin' with a korean dude
Today's Blogs
Roast Beef: I am going to make a Good Dinner.
Mr. Bear: Tootle-ta!
Lyle: drowned lady
Molly: Worried about Beef
Nice Pete: Chapter 4
Little Nephew: tanglin' with a korean dude
straw
+3 -0
I have a feeling that, by dint of this amazing service you're providing, you will have one of the highest if not the highest Chubby/Lame ratio.
I have a feeling that, by dint of this amazing service you're providing, you will have one of the highest if not the highest Chubby/Lame ratio.
iseedeadpixels
+0 -0
Yeah I'm working on this. Going through the archives for the first time on assetbar. Scrolling down giving chubbs in thanks for her great service here. I'll probably run out soon. ;)
Yeah I'm working on this. Going through the archives for the first time on assetbar. Scrolling down giving chubbs in thanks for her great service here. I'll probably run out soon. ;)
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Over 3200 chubbies and, like, 12 lames. She's a champ.
Over 3200 chubbies and, like, 12 lames. She's a champ.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
6435 : 17.
... and counting...
6435 : 17.
... and counting...
charchar
+1 -0
Why isn't Ray wearing his phone jacket? why?
Why isn't Ray wearing his phone jacket? why?
hellofditties
+0 -0
This disturbs me too.
This disturbs me too.
mattylite
+0 -0
He looks kinda fatter talking on the phone without it.
He looks kinda fatter talking on the phone without it.
i_love_kate
+2 -0
Creezus, but Beef is quick on the uptake. Hell of quick.
And birthday cakes =/= pastry. I take this to be an early sign of Onstad's belief that British people are incapable of using a monosyllabic word when given the choice of two.
Creezus, but Beef is quick on the uptake. Hell of quick.
And birthday cakes =/= pastry. I take this to be an early sign of Onstad's belief that British people are incapable of using a monosyllabic word when given the choice of two.
philophobe
+0 -0
I have recently been reading Plato's Republic for my comprehensive exams, and it never fails to irk me that while Plato may have had things all well and good by calling his ideal city the Callipolis, he really missed the boat by not taking it one step further, and allowing us all the pleasure of crafting our cities and souls in the image of the Callipygianpolis, the City of Beautiful Asses.
I have recently been reading Plato's Republic for my comprehensive exams, and it never fails to irk me that while Plato may have had things all well and good by calling his ideal city the Callipolis, he really missed the boat by not taking it one step further, and allowing us all the pleasure of crafting our cities and souls in the image of the Callipygianpolis, the City of Beautiful Asses.
lolsworth
+0 -0
Ray's yen for sploshing rears its messy head once again.
Ray's yen for sploshing rears its messy head once again.
"Did you junk jingle the Queen"
How many times has the Queen answered the phone only to discover a customer of cakelady.com, beligerent about the name of the website appearing on the outside of the bill where the mailman can see?
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