nutmeg
+2 -0
SO STAND ON IT, AGNES!
SO STAND ON IT, AGNES!
divot
+4 -0
ALT TEXT: STAND ON IT AGNES
ALT TEXT: STAND ON IT AGNES
dovey
+4 -0
Strip Title: "Stand On it Agnes"
Strip Title: "Stand On it Agnes"
tim_simmons
+19 -0
bicep tattoo: stand on it agnes
bicep tattoo: stand on it agnes
semiquaver
+2 -0
Mother's name: Agnes
Mother's name: Agnes
wulvaine
+24 -1
Agnes is standing on it.
Agnes is standing on it.
semiquaver
+0 -0
Subject of Achewoodian one-liner: "Stand on it Agnes"
Subject of Achewoodian one-liner: "Stand on it Agnes"
bixschmix
+1 -0
Now, let me get this straight...
Now, let me get this straight...
semiquaver
+2 -0
Reason bixschmix is bent: "Stand on it Agnes"
Oh fuck
Reason bixschmix is bent: "Stand on it Agnes"
Oh fuck
dracer2
+4 -0
Richard Nixon: "Stand on it, Agnew"
Richard Nixon: "Stand on it, Agnew"
m3funkyb
+0 -0
first strip i ever read
first strip i ever read
tetrisattack
+2 -2
SCREEEEEEEEEE!
SCREEEEEEEEEE!
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
i'll give you a chubby for your onomatopoeia.
awesome.
i'll give you a chubby for your onomatopoeia.
awesome.
cdl146
+0 -0
C'mon, you ain't drivin'! Put yo' foot in tha tank!
C'mon, you ain't drivin'! Put yo' foot in tha tank!
evolume
+1 -1
I'm reminded of Grindhouse: Death Proof, which wouldn't have been released for almost 5 more years...
I'm reminded of Grindhouse: Death Proof, which wouldn't have been released for almost 5 more years...
zedpower
+1 -0
Beef was certain they were going to be arrested. He just hoped it wouldn't be so soon.
Beef was certain they were going to be arrested. He just hoped it wouldn't be so soon.
johnnygeo
+4 -0
why 425 horsepower? Previously Beef says it has the cammer 427, with 657 BHP.
why 425 horsepower? Previously Beef says it has the cammer 427, with 657 BHP.
selbencoirlo
+3 -0
ray is not a cat like beef who appreciates the finer points of such like geometry and machine languages and numbers over one hundred. he rounds everything off to the nearest five and doesn't even know he does it. it is seriously not a thing, it never even comes up.
ray is not a cat like beef who appreciates the finer points of such like geometry and machine languages and numbers over one hundred. he rounds everything off to the nearest five and doesn't even know he does it. it is seriously not a thing, it never even comes up.
solobuttons
+0 -0
we already arrested
we already arrested
hendetta
+0 -0
Cold sit on it ho.
Cold sit on it ho.
lux
+0 -0
Agnes ain't no ho. She stands like a lady.
Agnes ain't no ho. She stands like a lady.
samodrei
+6 -0
it looks like he is shaking maracas.
it looks like he is shaking maracas.
deliciousmuffin
+0 -0
I wouldn't have even noticed if I didn't read your comment. Dangit, now everytime I look at this I'm just gonna hear maracas in my head. And maybe Ray going "ARRRRIBA!"
I wouldn't have even noticed if I didn't read your comment. Dangit, now everytime I look at this I'm just gonna hear maracas in my head. And maybe Ray going "ARRRRIBA!"
stuart
+0 -0
Banned in six states
Banned in six states
riazm
+12 -0
Yesterday, in the car, I said to my Mother.
"SO STAND ON IT, AGNES."
She laughed, she understood.
Yesterday, in the car, I said to my Mother.
"SO STAND ON IT, AGNES."
She laughed, she understood.
jesler729
+0 -0
That is fantastic.
That is fantastic.
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
lawl. that's great
lawl. that's great
molesticide
+1 -1
i very immediately disapprove of spelling an acronym phonetically.
lawl. fuck you, man. fuck you, lawl.
FUCK the INTERNET
i very immediately disapprove of spelling an acronym phonetically.
lawl. fuck you, man. fuck you, lawl.
FUCK the INTERNET
cpnglxynchos
+3 -0
i confess, it is a sketchy arena of netiquette that i dabble in.
i confess, it is a sketchy arena of netiquette that i dabble in.
semiquaver
+4 -0
Dude he added a southern drawl. How Achewood is that. It is taking the INTERNET by the EARS and shaking it until the cool thing to type into it falls out.
Dude he added a southern drawl. How Achewood is that. It is taking the INTERNET by the EARS and shaking it until the cool thing to type into it falls out.
snowman
+0 -0
See, now, cause I really liked it...
See, now, cause I really liked it...
cailetshadow
+5 -0
This was the first Achewood line I ever used in real life. I worked it pretty naturally into the conversation, too. She laughed so hard, she swerved onto the wrong side of the road (California One, not a good thing). She laughed so long I started to get a little upset at how much funnier Chris Onstad is than me.
This was the first Achewood line I ever used in real life. I worked it pretty naturally into the conversation, too. She laughed so hard, she swerved onto the wrong side of the road (California One, not a good thing). She laughed so long I started to get a little upset at how much funnier Chris Onstad is than me.
charchar
+0 -0
telescoping limbs?
telescoping limbs?
highpitch_83
+0 -0
Agnes has become my go-to phrase for calling out my best compadres lack of balls :)
Agnes has become my go-to phrase for calling out my best compadres lack of balls :)
a-halter
+0 -0
The start of the greatest story arc in Achewood history (in my opinion, which is of no use to you, as I am but a simple beet farmer).
The start of the greatest story arc in Achewood history (in my opinion, which is of no use to you, as I am but a simple beet farmer).
semiquaver
+0 -0
Can you get Coke to start using some of your product instead of the interminable nasty corn?
Can you get Coke to start using some of your product instead of the interminable nasty corn?
farqussus
+0 -0
I can't believe Coke is fucked in its home country. High fructose corn syrup is a terrifying entity.
What is wrong with sugar?
I can't believe Coke is fucked in its home country. High fructose corn syrup is a terrifying entity.
What is wrong with sugar?
semiquaver
+0 -0
It's a complete fricking mystery to me.
It's a complete fricking mystery to me.
aki
+0 -0
Luckily there are some places (such as a few authentic Mexican eateries) that carry the cane sugar variant...the problem lies in govt. subsidies and big corn (and ethanol production, by proxy)...alas, these things are of the daily fare for this Nebraskan to worry about :(
Luckily there are some places (such as a few authentic Mexican eateries) that carry the cane sugar variant...the problem lies in govt. subsidies and big corn (and ethanol production, by proxy)...alas, these things are of the daily fare for this Nebraskan to worry about :(
mypoorhands
+0 -0
Even Beef's all-caps battle cry doesn't go beyond the tiny, timid font. That's the kind of emotional detail most popular programming simply fails to consider.
Even Beef's all-caps battle cry doesn't go beyond the tiny, timid font. That's the kind of emotional detail most popular programming simply fails to consider.
hellame
+0 -0
Stand on it, Agnes is my favourite thing to say to people when I'm trying not to say MOVE YOUR ASS ALREADY. I love that line.
Stand on it, Agnes is my favourite thing to say to people when I'm trying not to say MOVE YOUR ASS ALREADY. I love that line.
troy_convers
+0 -0
Someone should give them a notice that their car is frikkin' awesome.
Someone should give them a notice that their car is frikkin' awesome.
oesse
+0 -0
It warms my heart whenever Beef laughs.
Just all DRIP.
It warms my heart whenever Beef laughs.
Just all DRIP.
zapatos
+0 -0
You aren't arrested if they can't get the cuffs on you.
You aren't arrested if they can't get the cuffs on you.
captain_arlo
+0 -0
Right at panel 5 a siren went by my house! I looked out the window, but I couldn't see Ray and Beef. Oh, well.
Right at panel 5 a siren went by my house! I looked out the window, but I couldn't see Ray and Beef. Oh, well.
mustakrakesh
+0 -0
This is one of my favorite arcs, culminating in the curb-side rap.
This is one of my favorite arcs, culminating in the curb-side rap.
zapatos
+3 -0
They should have brought Phillipe, he is good at standing on it.
They should have brought Phillipe, he is good at standing on it.
puguglypress
+0 -0
"UN-LEASH!" would be the BOMB t-shirt.
"UN-LEASH!" would be the BOMB t-shirt.
Pannel 4 is a very nice action movie layout.
Reminds me of the opener to Harvey Birdman.
reminds me to the opening of Peel Out Summer
OF the...in my defense, I am Russian.
(i am not russian.)
Look at the strip, then click "next" without taking your eyes off of it. The effect quite surprised me.
Dude! That was awesome! Have a chubby, on the house.
Avatar-comment combo of an age