raccoon
+3 -1
what other services do they provide?
what other services do they provide?
tekende
+95 -2
A similar service for women, except instead of apologizing for something, it's admitting that they were wrong about something.
A similar service for women, except instead of apologizing for something, it's admitting that they were wrong about something.
sparhawk
+2 -0
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
apricotta
+44 -2
No such site exists or will ever exist. If a woman is wrong, she still won't go any further than saying "I'm sorry* you don't see it my** way."
* you'll be sorry
** the only logical and true way
No such site exists or will ever exist. If a woman is wrong, she still won't go any further than saying "I'm sorry* you don't see it my** way."
* you'll be sorry
** the only logical and true way
cryztal
+4 -0
Alternately: "I'm sorry but."
Alternately: "I'm sorry but
rainwolfj
+6 -0
By logical and true way you mean emotionally unstable and logically unsound way, right?
By logical and true way you mean emotionally unstable and logically unsound way, right?
choosebro
+19 -0
Man, we're just all so bitter .
Man, we're just all so bitter .
patkun
+6 -0
Well, I guess Oscar Wilde never had this problem. Homosexuality must be so straightforward ...
Well, I guess Oscar Wilde never had this problem. Homosexuality must be so straightforward ...
dusty
+12 -0
I think this may be the root cause of gay hate "why don't they have to put up with this shit?"
I think this may be the root cause of gay hate "why don't they have to put up with this shit?"
greenkoolayd
+1 -0
i see what you did there... 'gay'. 'straightforeward'. oh hee hee hee.
i see what you did there... 'gay'. 'straightforeward'. oh hee hee hee.
layzerblade
+1 -0
He was married to a lady, and evidence suggests he may have been bisexual, so it was really the worst of both worlds for him.
He was married to a lady, and evidence suggests he may have been bisexual, so it was really the worst of both worlds for him.
draykid
+0 -0
I love you for knowing that.
I love you for knowing that.
undyingsong
+3 -0
Jeez, no. Some of us gals admit that we are wrong about things on a regular basis. It's cool.
Jeez, no. Some of us gals admit that we are wrong about things on a regular basis. It's cool.
cagliostro
+2 -0
You're also happy to admit that Atlas was right, which is pretty sound.
You're also happy to admit that Atlas was right, which is pretty sound.
fineoakstructure
+6 -0
::shrug::
::shrug::
ganymedeio
+5 -0
Fuck you, Ayn Rand.
Fuck you, Ayn Rand.
dissembly
+4 -0
I want to write Atlas Shrugged hatefic where all Ayn Rand's conception of the Ideal Meritocratic Rulers of Earth fuck off into the desert and abandon civilisation to itself, and the rest of us left behind HAVE A BIG DAMN PARTY.
Fuck Ayn Rand.
I want to write Atlas Shrugged hatefic where all Ayn Rand's conception of the Ideal Meritocratic Rulers of Earth fuck off into the desert and abandon civilisation to itself, and the rest of us left behind HAVE A BIG DAMN PARTY.
Fuck Ayn Rand.
dans
+4 -0
Ayn Rand: the woman who made being an asshole into a philosophy!
Ayn Rand: the woman who made being an asshole into a philosophy!
history
+0 -0
What's really funny these days is when Bill Maher aspouses these views without even knowing what he is talking about.
What's really funny these days is when Bill Maher aspouses these views without even knowing what he is talking about.
knuckleheadbabylon
+8 -0
El Gloppo has the illest taquitos.
El Gloppo has the illest taquitos.
bacter
+2 -1
This website has the statistics- people who send apologies are sorry for things in groups of three. Ray did not understand this, and commits a faux pax.
This website has the statistics- people who send apologies are sorry for things in groups of three. Ray did not understand this, and commits a faux pax.
liquidcruelty
+2 -0
Yes, I feel the best part is that Ray was done after the first one and used his remaining space to dispense advice to Roast Beef
Yes, I feel the best part is that Ray was done after the first one and used his remaining space to dispense advice to Roast Beef
thommy_h
+45 -0
Best thing about this strip: Ray entered his name in the relevant field on the website with an exclamation mark.
Best thing about this strip: Ray entered his name in the relevant field on the website with an exclamation mark.
tomsonlocal
+1 -0
I have to agree with this.
I have to agree with this.
spinynorman
+3 -0
Probably had a crown on while he did it, too. This is LIFE, I mean.
Probably had a crown on while he did it, too. This is LIFE, I mean.
brokeaccount
+9 -0
Personally I think it could have done with some of -=this=-
Personally I think it could have done with some of -=this=-
wehavemagnums
+1 -0
This strip reminded me of the recent custom romance novel one, which took this already great joke and improved on it ten-fold.
This strip reminded me of the recent custom romance novel one, which took this already great joke and improved on it ten-fold.
slalvation
+1 -0
Holy crap, there's an Achewood strip about custom romance novels? I have so much fun sending people samples of those with their own names in them!
Holy crap, there's an Achewood strip about custom romance novels? I have so much fun sending people samples of those with their own names in them!
gothfae
+1 -0
Best part of this strip is the progression of Beef's emotions, played totally with eyebrows over 3 panels.
Best part of this strip is the progression of Beef's emotions, played totally with eyebrows over 3 panels.
glyphtheory
+0 -0
Seriously. Scowl, scowl, contemplative focus, then *poof*. Where did they go?
Seriously. Scowl, scowl, contemplative focus, then *poof*. Where did they go?
craigola
+14 -0
The stupid internet says it doesn't know anything about apologies4men.com! What the hell am I going to do if I ever need to apologize?
The stupid internet says it doesn't know anything about apologies4men.com! What the hell am I going to do if I ever need to apologize?
cathaoir
+0 -0
Chubby 'cause I also wish it was a real website.
Chubby 'cause I also wish it was a real website.
trevor
+0 -2
Ray didn't know what to say to Roast Beef and had to use an apology e-service.
Ray didn't know what to say to Roast Beef and had to use an apology e-service.
theunity
+0 -0
Ray isn't using his typical sign off signature.
Ray isn't using his typical sign off signature.
yingkaixing
+0 -0
Because it was a form letter. It asked for his name, not his signature.
Because it was a form letter. It asked for his name, not his signature.
cdl146
+25 -0
I am sad that I did not come up with this idea first. Although I did once propose Bad News Bears(tm), in which small teddy bears would be sold with greeting cards which told people bad news that you did not want to tell in person.
I am sad that I did not come up with this idea first. Although I did once propose Bad News Bears(tm), in which small teddy bears would be sold with greeting cards which told people bad news that you did not want to tell in person.
lamelliform
+6 -0
Brilliant. You'd send someone a "I'm divorcing you" bear or a "I totaled your car during my most recent drunken joyride" bear or whatever.
Brilliant. You'd send someone a "I'm divorcing you" bear or a "I totaled your car during my most recent drunken joyride" bear or whatever.
soticoto
+6 -1
Or the classic "I impregnated your daughter, but she miscarried" bear.
On a similar note, I'd send many people a "Your baby is retarded" bear.
Or the classic "I impregnated your daughter, but she miscarried" bear.
On a similar note, I'd send many people a "Your baby is retarded" bear.
bourbonsamurai
+0 -0
chubbied for making me squirm.
chubbied for making me squirm.
aliiis
+3 -0
Oh, oh god. THIS SORT OF HAPPENED.
So me and my friend were in a really bad charity shop near us. It was in fact so bad that it was closing down and so all the stuff was like 10p so we thought it would be awesome but it was sort of depressing or would have been if it wasn't so damn funny. She was just looking at an Eric Cantona annual from 1991 or something, and in this little cabinet thing in the corner, I clocked a small ceramic figurine of a teddy bear looking kinda sad and holding up a sign that simply said 'Sorry'. And there were two of them. I was trying to tell Luce and just laughing so much I had little hope of speaking and just waving my hands toward the cabinet to draw her attention to them and then when she saw them and her face I had to actually just leave and stand outside laughing because I felt terrible for the people who owned the shop. And because I was getting really worried that I wouldn't be able to stop laughing until I had urinated in my trousis or something. It was a wonderful, terrible thing.
Oh, oh god. THIS SORT OF HAPPENED.
So me and my friend were in a really bad charity shop near us. It was in fact so bad that it was closing down and so all the stuff was like 10p so we thought it would be awesome but it was sort of depressing or would have been if it wasn't so damn funny. She was just looking at an Eric Cantona annual from 1991 or something, and in this little cabinet thing in the corner, I clocked a small ceramic figurine of a teddy bear looking kinda sad and holding up a sign that simply said 'Sorry'. And there were two of them. I was trying to tell Luce and just laughing so much I had little hope of speaking and just waving my hands toward the cabinet to draw her attention to them and then when she saw them and her face I had to actually just leave and stand outside laughing because I felt terrible for the people who owned the shop. And because I was getting really worried that I wouldn't be able to stop laughing until I had urinated in my trousis or something. It was a wonderful, terrible thing.
rogergs
+2 -0
Due to the failure of this apology for men, Ray later developed and executed the Robert-Smith-by-proxy apology for men.
Due to the failure of this apology for men, Ray later developed and executed the Robert-Smith-by-proxy apology for men.
anatrafantastica
+4 -0
i like the "Hi" mat. it's much more generic than a welcome mat
i like the "Hi" mat. it's much more generic than a welcome mat
skiddyfisk
+1 -0
I love the entire first panel. Or second, if you count the KNOCK KNOCK.
I love the entire first panel. Or second, if you count the KNOCK KNOCK.
paperboy_2000
+6 -0
Oh, man, I never realized that the Welcome Mat said "Hi". I was reading it as "dti". I assumed that dti (Digital Technologies International?) was some short-lived Bay Area dot-com company and Beef had bought their doormat in the bankruptcy sale.
Oh, man, I never realized that the Welcome Mat said "Hi". I was reading it as "dti". I assumed that dti (Digital Technologies International?) was some short-lived Bay Area dot-com company and Beef had bought their doormat in the bankruptcy sale.
bixschmix
+0 -0
I would purchase one. I would pay a fair price for it.
I would purchase one. I would pay a fair price for it.
deancain29
+0 -0
A comment left by deancain29 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Connellingus, pitseleh, cathaoir)
A comment left by deancain29 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Connellingus, pitseleh, cathaoir)
aaron_haynes
+1 -0
I've said it before, I'll say it again, Ray sucks at apologies more than any man alive.
I've said it before, I'll say it again, Ray sucks at apologies more than any man alive.
henrythecad
+3 -0
Anybody find it overly convenient how THAT PLACE BY THE INTERSECTION is followed smoothly by ''for a little while''?
Anybody find it overly convenient how THAT PLACE BY THE INTERSECTION is followed smoothly by ''for a little while''?
stuart
+2 -0
The form assumes you will only be sorry for so long.
The form assumes you will only be sorry for so long.
deusoma
+3 -0
If it weren't for the fact that I've never seen Onstad make any typos, I'd assume he hit caps lock again too soon.
If it weren't for the fact that I've never seen Onstad make any typos, I'd assume he hit caps lock again too soon.
quinlaenar
+0 -0
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=05142004
Alt Text: GOOT / The Typo that became Dialogue
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=05142004
Alt Text: GOOT / The Typo that became Dialogue
nighttoad
+2 -0
i like how molly tries to stop beef from picking up the letter, and when he bends down to do so she runs back inside. i don't really get it, but i like it.
i like how molly tries to stop beef from picking up the letter, and when he bends down to do so she runs back inside. i don't really get it, but i like it.
drummk
+2 -0
I was under the impression that she thought it might be a letter bomb / anthrax / etc, hence the "no return address".
I was under the impression that she thought it might be a letter bomb / anthrax / etc, hence the "no return address".
nighttoad
+0 -0
oh wow, i didn't even think of that. i sure feel silly.
oh wow, i didn't even think of that. i sure feel silly.
falseprophet
+1 -0
Am I the only one who thought the letter was supposed to be a veiled threat when I first read it? Like, "Wow, is the anti-racialist lobby so insecure that it feels it has to kill you when you talk to the KKK?"
Am I the only one who thought the letter was supposed to be a veiled threat when I first read it? Like, "Wow, is the anti-racialist lobby so insecure that it feels it has to kill you when you talk to the KKK?"
fattypneumonia
+0 -0
Molly in the panel where she says "Beef! Wait!" = 5. Perfect acting: her facial expression, her hand wringing. You can almost hear the concern in her voice.
Molly in the panel where she says "Beef! Wait!" = 5. Perfect acting: her facial expression, her hand wringing. You can almost hear the concern in her voice.
fuschia
+0 -0
I love Ray's stock apology letter.
I love Ray's stock apology letter.
ceokasen
+2 -0
I love that Ray seems to have this pathological inability to determine what will , gramatically result with which words stuck into which forms. "and that OR THAT PLACE BY THE INTERSECTION THAT I CALL EL GLOPPO", and "But for now, the my pool house was the limits of their world."
I love that Ray seems to have this pathological inability to determine what will , gramatically result with which words stuck into which forms. "and that OR THAT PLACE BY THE INTERSECTION THAT I CALL EL GLOPPO", and "But for now, the my pool house was the limits of their world."
waldo913
+0 -0
apologiesformen.com works a lot better with CapsLock off. I know this from experience.
apologiesformen.com works a lot better with CapsLock off. I know this from experience.
dwodles
+0 -0
"apologies4men.com" made this a five.
"apologies4men.com" made this a five.
waldo913
+3 -0
Um hey guys...
https://www.bureauofcommunication.com/compose/apology
AWESOME.
Um hey guys...
https://www.bureauofcommunication.com/compose/apology
AWESOME.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
oh nice
oh nice
waldo913
+0 -0
stewieisgod13
+0 -0
Apologies4men.com
When saying sorry just isn't enough.
Apologies4men.com
When saying sorry just isn't enough.
tttt2
+1 -0
Beef! Wait! Don't pick up the letter for you!
Beef! Wait! Don't pick up the letter for you!
zem
+0 -0
this confused me as well
this confused me as well
dans
+0 -0
I think she's just afraid since a lot of people hate Beef right now. A letter with no return address seems kind of dangerous.
I think she's just afraid since a lot of people hate Beef right now. A letter with no return address seems kind of dangerous.
direhaggis
+2 -0
The short version of Ray's online telegram being:
Whoops. Full Stop.
The short version of Ray's online telegram being:
Whoops. Full Stop.
keir
+0 -0
Dogg It Must Feel Sick As Hell to Receive a Card from a Dude.
(Ain't This Just Sick As Hell )
Dogg It Must Feel Sick As Hell to Receive a Card from a Dude.
(Ain't This Just Sick As Hell )
apricotta
+0 -0
I love how Ray manages to use the site, but fails to send his apology on the Internet and prints it instead.
I love how Ray manages to use the site, but fails to send his apology on the Internet and prints it instead.
killingthejay
+0 -0
I know that taqueria (El Grullense). We call it El Greasy.
I know that taqueria (El Grullense). We call it El Greasy.
talbain
+0 -0
why has no one bought that web address yet?
why has no one bought that web address yet?
mustakrakesh
+0 -0
apologies4men.com! For that un-gay apology!
apologies4men.com! For that un-gay apology!
americanadiano
+0 -0
I'm not sure if anyone has noticed, but it appears that Roast Beef doesn't bite his nails as much as he used to in the past.
I'm not sure if anyone has noticed, but it appears that Roast Beef doesn't bite his nails as much as he used to in the past.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
fingernails(a cats claws, as well) constantly grow back. every so often, youre going to see them in a not-so-chewed, or even unchewed state.
fingernails(a cats claws, as well) constantly grow back. every so often, youre going to see them in a not-so-chewed, or even unchewed state.
asaltysalute4
+0 -0
Does anybody else think that the "knock knock" and welcome mat panels are very chris ware?
Does anybody else think that the "knock knock" and welcome mat panels are very chris ware?
abuncha_nada
+1 -0
read the letter out loud, but shout whenever you get to bold
read the letter out loud, but shout whenever you get to bold
carlyle
+0 -0
Molly was afraid it was anthrax.
Also, Ray is the subtlest cat on the block.
Molly was afraid it was anthrax.
Also, Ray is the subtlest cat on the block.
It was pickles on parade for Beef, the KKK, and Ray after all.