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billyamericana +2 -0
Dr. Andretti knows but two things: shit and cars.

spanntastic +22 -0
Lyle is most likely twitching on the floor.

garlic_breath +1 -0
Have you ever read an article about poop?

straw +8 -0
Or perhaps a concise and nononsense brochure?

axhoola +3 -0
Odd how "nononsense" in fact appears at first glance to be nonsense.

dusty +0 -0
Without the space it's actually a brand of pantyhose. They probably do have a brochure. Hopefully it doesn't have to contain a sub-article about poop.

cdl146 +2 -1
I actually remember the alt-text to this one.
"If it's green, then there is a problem."

philosophe +32 -0
"Why is it green?"
"Because of a problem?"

envika +1 -0
AVATAR EMBODIMENT

belgand +2 -0
I would normally agree with that statement, but it actually occurred to me once and scared me in a way I did not think possible. Ruminating over it, however, it was revealed to be most likely caused by eating a great quantity of guacamole earlier in the evening.

dumbeast +0 -0
If it's green, soup tureen.

evolume +5 -0
If it's black, send it back.

swatson +3 -0
Ewwwwwwwwww

songbirdspectre +0 -1
How does this not have a full-on 5?
I do not understand.

cousinted +0 -0
Anyone tried actually calling that number?

afterward +0 -0
I have tried googling it; assuming it is in the 650 area code, it belongs to some guy in California. Which isn't surprising, but, now you know it is not actually a cat doctor.

spinynorman +4 -0
If it's black then last night you had guinness or red wine.

sexualhomeboy +0 -0
Guinness, in my case.

stopeatingmyeyes +2 -0
if it's white, you have hepatitis C

erinye +2 -0
Or have recently consumed barium sulfate.

i_love_kate +1 -0
There is nothing like the thrill of pride upon rating a strip, when the Overall Rating value beneath it rises by a point one. You really feel like you're making a difference, you know?

atmus +0 -0
The second person to rate a strip has you beat, especially if he vehemently disaggrees with the first rater.

rapid_roy +0 -0
I totally put this sign in our apartment bathroom.
But do you really want piss mellowing in the toilet for hours? I say you do not.

charchar +1 -1
asparagus nightmare

overmedicated +2 -0
Excellent name for a band.

rowboat +0 -0
He overstates the problematic implication of a green deuce.

snowman +1 -0
This is really weird, because years ago I wrote a really similar joke, except the last line of mine was, "If it's red, WHAT THE FUCK?!"

jollysaintpete +0 -0
not that weird. call me crazy, but i'm willing to bet a lot of people other than you and Onstad have actually made that same joke.

fineoakstructure +0 -0
Yes. "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down" is a pretty old line, and often a set up for a third line of your choosing.

spazdor +0 -0
Did any women leave your place in an inexplicable huff?

hawaiian_robot +0 -0
gpt am n innle on the pisss

aparrish +0 -0
Yes, yes, poopy humor haha but what I want to know is WHOSE DEFLATED HAND is CRAWLING OUT OF THE SINK?

cpnglxynchos +1 -0
shhshhhshhhshhh...it's okay..
it's just a washcloth, baby.

genequagmire +0 -0
I would like a copy of this strip to put over my shitter, delightfully branded "Church".

taurnufuin +0 -0
Oh, come on, if it's black that just means you had to dodge last night's hangover with some Pepto Bismol.