zzzleepy
+3 -0
hee hee . . . ray has a homo-erotic digital fantasy
hee hee . . . ray has a homo-erotic digital fantasy
fuckyoufriday
+91 -1
Hey, if anyone calls him gay, he'll just sit there not being gay, and they'll be wrong.
Hey, if anyone calls him gay, he'll just sit there not being gay, and they'll be wrong.
rowboat
+7 -0
That line only works so many times. I'm getting skeptical. I'm not sayin' he doesn't dig on chicks, just that he may not be too particular one way or the other when the mood is right. Obviously, Hiram's smithy shop just had a certain ambiance.
That line only works so many times. I'm getting skeptical. I'm not sayin' he doesn't dig on chicks, just that he may not be too particular one way or the other when the mood is right. Obviously, Hiram's smithy shop just had a certain ambiance.
tronwell
+11 -0
plus SO much coconut rum.
plus SO much coconut rum.
cpnglxynchos
+14 -0
Dad, this is Randy.
Dad, this is Randy.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
i wonder how well that goes with sheet cake.
i wonder how well that goes with sheet cake.
charchar
+6 -0
The hammerblows (no pun inteneded...yet) ringing out like bells, Hiram all sweaty in the soft glow of the forges...
The hammerblows (no pun inteneded...yet) ringing out like bells, Hiram all sweaty in the soft glow of the forges...
heatbag
+19 -0
Oregon Trail, you were the merciless pioneer life that killed all my childhood friends.
Now you are the emulation that kills all my adult friends.
Oregon Trail, you were the merciless pioneer life that killed all my childhood friends.
Now you are the emulation that kills all my adult friends.
brinkmanship
+2 -0
Merciless? even though syphilis was entirely absent from the original? Plus stranded desperate cannibalism, a major oversight.
Still, beats being eaten by a grue.
Merciless? even though syphilis was entirely absent from the original? Plus stranded desperate cannibalism, a major oversight.
Still, beats being eaten by a grue.
shirt145
+1 -0
Damn you dysentery! Damn your cold heart to heck! Ah well... I just wanted to shoot squirrels anyway.
Damn you dysentery! Damn your cold heart to heck! Ah well... I just wanted to shoot squirrels anyway.
suprememongoose
+110 -0
The thing I hated about that game was that they made us play it even though we already lived in Oregon
The thing I hated about that game was that they made us play it even though we already lived in Oregon
somanywhales
+36 -0
dude that makes this game your heritage
dude that makes this game your heritage
suprememongoose
+8 -0
Thinking back on the contents of said game, I'm not sure how I feel about that. *considers this new angle*
Thinking back on the contents of said game, I'm not sure how I feel about that. *considers this new angle*
closefriend
+1 -1
To be fair, I never could get all the way to Oregon.
To be fair, I never could get all the way to Oregon.
relaxing
+0 -0
Man, you missed out on the best part of the game!
Man, you missed out on the best part of the game!
luckypyjamas
+11 -0
all going down that river
all dodging rocks in the water
all going down that river
all dodging rocks in the water
macdaddyw
+1 -0
I got to it twice. When you did, you were the hero of the class. You had to hurry up and half ass your homework just so you had enough time to devote to that game. God I loved that game.
I got to it twice. When you did, you were the hero of the class. You had to hurry up and half ass your homework just so you had enough time to devote to that game. God I loved that game.
jthm_guitarist
+0 -0
I know what you mean man!
In my class though, we only spent like a few days on the game.
I know what you mean man!
In my class though, we only spent like a few days on the game.
slab64
+12 -0
Reminds me of the way my homeboys and I used to play PC games back in small times, in the olden days before multiplayer. One dude navigates, everyone else spectates.
Reminds me of the way my homeboys and I used to play PC games back in small times, in the olden days before multiplayer. One dude navigates, everyone else spectates.
speedwell
+8 -0
division of labor: one kid with point click prowess and another diligently manning home row and down goes diablo
division of labor: one kid with point click prowess and another diligently manning home row and down goes diablo
zeal
+1 -0
Earthsiege 2. Flying Herc. He shoots, I control the engines.
Earthsiege 2. Flying Herc. He shoots, I control the engines.
soticoto
+0 -0
We weren't allowed to use mathematical equipment when we played Scorched Earth matches on the DOS, but that didn't stop my comrades using my Autistic powers of angle-deduction to guarantee the win.
... I wasn't allowed to play it myself though.
We weren't allowed to use mathematical equipment when we played Scorched Earth matches on the DOS, but that didn't stop my comrades using my Autistic powers of angle-deduction to guarantee the win.
... I wasn't allowed to play it myself though.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Yea but come on, you don't really need help for that. If you're talking about the first one, my Rogue's dexterity was so high at that point that Diablo just stood there recoiling as I pumped arrows into him. Pretty anti-climactic.
Yea but come on, you don't really need help for that. If you're talking about the first one, my Rogue's dexterity was so high at that point that Diablo just stood there recoiling as I pumped arrows into him. Pretty anti-climactic.
jollysaintpete
+0 -0
On Hardcore mode? I have got my doubts
On Hardcore mode? I have got my doubts
jollysaintpete
+0 -0
BRILLIANT
BRILLIANT
belgand
+0 -0
Yeah. How come nobody plays games that way anymore? Is nobody interested in new games? Man, I could never get my friends to come over and play games and put up with that shit at all.
Yeah. How come nobody plays games that way anymore? Is nobody interested in new games? Man, I could never get my friends to come over and play games and put up with that shit at all.
madnes
+0 -0
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A comment left by madnes was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by entropyends, djwhiterabbit, Jesler729, Connellingus, DougTheHead, lateadopter, joebot)
skiddyfisk
+4 -0
I remember growing up in Oregon playing that on the school's one computer in 1996 and thinking "cool, we're in a video game"
I remember growing up in Oregon playing that on the school's one computer in 1996 and thinking "cool, we're in a video game"
audhumla
+0 -0
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A comment left by audhumla was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by stormypinkness, Jesler729, captneko, libelandslander)
geysershitdick
+0 -0
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A comment left by geysershitdick was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by MilesDonovan, erributtz, mattylite)
griggs_although
+0 -0
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A comment left by griggs_although was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by lux, logic, tropicana)
jesler729
+0 -0
>:[
>:[
xi
+1 -0
I really can't see how you'd call it "hellish". I mean... I have you been to Alaska?
I really can't see how you'd call it "hellish". I mean... I have you been to Alaska?
audhumla
+0 -0
i am in corvallis
i am in corvallis
catgrl131
+1 -0
Seriously, who the hell goes to Cornwallis?
Seriously, who the hell goes to Cornwallis?
lux
+0 -0
I know!
I know!
bossadelic
+0 -0
seriously!
seriously!
zapatos
+0 -0
Hell: fire brimstone and death
fuckin... NM AZ NV anyone?
Hell: fire brimstone and death
fuckin... NM AZ NV anyone?
libelandslander
+0 -0
Sorry, I lamed you before I noticed that you live in Cowvallis.
Condolences, dude, but Portland is not that far of a drive.
Sorry, I lamed you before I noticed that you live in Cowvallis.
Condolences, dude, but Portland is not that far of a drive.
neoboman
+1 -0
There's no better word to describe the game Oregon Trail than "decent"
There's no better word to describe the game Oregon Trail than "decent"
scramblesthedog
+2 -0
The look on Ray's face in the last three panels is a perfect bit of cartooning.
The look on Ray's face in the last three panels is a perfect bit of cartooning.
philosophe
+36 -0
I remember back in small times I played Oregon Trail and named my party Mom, Dad, etc. Then when the game told me "Mom died of dysentery" I cried. This happened a couple of times.
I remember back in small times I played Oregon Trail and named my party Mom, Dad, etc. Then when the game told me "Mom died of dysentery" I cried. This happened a couple of times.
charchar
+0 -0
I would name my characters after kids from class, and feed them jimsonweed if they'd pissed me off. "Your whole party has contracted dysentery..."
I would name my characters after kids from class, and feed them jimsonweed if they'd pissed me off. "Your whole party has contracted dysentery..."
odei
+0 -0
Phillipe, Phillipe, Phillipe.
Phillipe, Phillipe, Phillipe.
tttt
+3 -0
game is mad decent.
game is mad decent.
pitseleh
+17 -0
Whatever you do, don't attempt to ford the fucking river, man. It always ends badly.
Whatever you do, don't attempt to ford the fucking river, man. It always ends badly.
heyoo
+12 -2
I played the game on the internet and literally everyone died when I attempted to float my wagon across the river. It was so sad when both "Asshole" and "Faggy" died.
I played the game on the internet and literally everyone died when I attempted to float my wagon across the river. It was so sad when both "Asshole" and "Faggy" died.
apocowarg
+2 -0
I forded that bitch ALL the time.
I forded that bitch ALL the time.
layzerblade
+0 -0
When it's shallow enough to ford, it's actually less safe to caulk.
When it's shallow enough to ford, it's actually less safe to caulk.
deusoma
+2 -0
It's the "He wrote!" that does it for me.
It's the "He wrote!" that does it for me.
snowman
+0 -0
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A comment left by snowman was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by fattypneumonia, smilebuddha, Audhumla)
snowman
+6 -1
Sorry, that was dick.
Sorry, that was dick.
j03y
+1 -0
did syphillis even come to america at that time???
did syphillis even come to america at that time???
professoryes
+9 -0
If it did, it came through Hiram.
If it did, it came through Hiram.
belgand
+0 -0
That is true. It was indeed because Hiram did come quite a lot.
That is true. It was indeed because Hiram did come quite a lot.
trollcollins
+0 -0
Yes. Well before that time. Blame sailors and prostitutes!
Yes. Well before that time. Blame sailors and prostitutes!
spinynorman
+0 -0
Frenchified!
Frenchified!
layzerblade
+1 -0
Many actually trace syphilis to the New World, one of comparably few diseases that made it from America to Europe instead of the other way around.
Many actually trace syphilis to the New World, one of comparably few diseases that made it from America to Europe instead of the other way around.
luckypyjamas
+11 -0
also, this comic is titled "oregon tail"
i just thought i'd point that out
also, this comic is titled "oregon tail"
i just thought i'd point that out
mattylite
+0 -0
Chubbied for making my brain stop filling in the "r" automatically. I would have had no idea.
Chubbied for making my brain stop filling in the "r" automatically. I would have had no idea.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I assumed it was a pun on the game's name... and, y'know... sex.
I assumed it was a pun on the game's name... and, y'know... sex.
luckypyjamas
+0 -0
i didn't think about it as a pun on sex
but
okay
yeah
i didn't think about it as a pun on sex
but
okay
yeah
cameasiam
+0 -0
the alt text makes this a 6.
the alt text makes this a 6.
robstrong
+3 -0
I believe the past tense of the verb "to shoe" is "shod".
I believe the past tense of the verb "to shoe" is "shod".
caseyb3
+0 -0
Fun fact: There are actually four (five?) numbered versions of the Oregon Trail now, along with the many many many 'minor' upgrades.
Oregon Trail II is a serious player, in spite of the somewhat silly FMV stuff.
Fun fact: There are actually four (five?) numbered versions of the Oregon Trail now, along with the many many many 'minor' upgrades.
Oregon Trail II is a serious player, in spite of the somewhat silly FMV stuff.
rbisme
+0 -0
so juicy
so juicy
snowman
+0 -0
I love this one because it's such a good stand-alone strip. Anyone could read this, regardless of story arc context, and it's just really concise and funny.
I love this one because it's such a good stand-alone strip. Anyone could read this, regardless of story arc context, and it's just really concise and funny.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
I just learned that they made a new 3d version of this. I must play it to see if it has smallpox-laden blankets and syphilis.
I just learned that they made a new 3d version of this. I must play it to see if it has smallpox-laden blankets and syphilis.
genequagmire
+0 -0
This would be the best remake ever.
This would be the best remake ever.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
how do you pronounce "oregon"? ORE-eh-gehn or organ?
how do you pronounce "oregon"? ORE-eh-gehn or organ?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
like the keyed instrument.
like the keyed instrument.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
accordian?
accordian?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
pft...'or-gone'..what in the dogg.
pft...'or-gone'..what in the dogg.
Oh Hiram, you randy blacksmith you.
Hiram is the master of post syphillis apology letters.